Chapter 466 I really can’t help myself.
To be honest, Du Hansi now misses the time when the word that was opposite to straight man was still "warm man".
This world of grooves is changing too fast.
Feeling Lin Li still touching his butt and the classmate who followed him, he turned around and used his body to block the key area for himself and Lin Li.
No, why are you so skilled too?!
"Since you don't want to, let's start~"
Seeing that Lin Li was still looking at him with a smile, Du Hansi was silent for a moment: "Lin Li, then I am willing to play the fitness game with you."
"Great!" Lin Li began to take off his coat. "Since you're willing, let's get started~"
"Aren't these all the same?! This is a life-threatening question!"
Du Hansi, who had anticipated this, still couldn't hold it in any longer and held his head in despair.
It turns out that the thing more desperate than a boy wearing a maid outfit is that a boy wearing a maid outfit also meets Lin Li.
"I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't wear this maid outfit..." Du Hansi slapped Lin Li's hand away and said dejectedly.
"What's wrong with this dress? Isn't it great? It did make me feel uncomfortable at first, but gradually, a different feeling began to develop. I felt that you were a little more charming.
Hansi, do you cover yourself with a quilt at night? Do you think a dry quilt is better or a damp quilt is better?"
Du Hansi said expressionlessly: "I don't cover myself with a blanket at night."
Lin Li's eyes lit up: "So do you sleep on your back or on your stomach?"
“…I sleep on my side.”
"That's even better! You can go either way you want!"
"Fuck, hahahahaha..." Du Hansi laughed helplessly, then put his hands together and bowed three times to Lin Li devoutly:
"Brother, Brother Lin, please let me go. I still have to save some space for Wang Ze."
"Okay, okay, I won't play anymore," Lin Li smiled and immediately put away the Wang Ze temperament emanating from him. His tone instantly became normal:
"My classmates and I came to your class to drink coffee. After all, we're all family. Do you recommend it to us?"
“Absolutely OK!!”
Du Hansi originally thought that Lin Li was just passing by Class 14 of Grade 1, but unexpectedly he was heading for his class. Upon hearing this, his eyes lit up instantly.
The expectation in their eyes exceeded Lin Li's expectations. Lin Li even seriously doubted whether this fourteenth class had any incentive mechanism or commission.
"Lin Li and this guy...what's their name?" Du Hansi looked at Bai Bufan.
"Bai Bufan."
"Oh, I've heard this name from Wang Ze. Come on, buddy, let's not be polite. I'll just call you Bufan. My name is Du Hansi, so you can just call me Hansi."
The boys communicated very quickly. After a brief self-introduction, Du Hansi pointed to his class poster and introduced it enthusiastically:
"You two are planning on drinking coffee, right? Then come to the right place! Our class's pour-over coffee is so amazing it's so delicious you'll be screaming for help! Come on, come in with me and take a seat."
Bai Bufan lowered his voice and said to Lin Li, "Hand-poured coffee, tonight's level, this coffee is fucking pornographic, isn't it? Lin Li, you won't get pregnant after drinking it, will you?"
Lin Li didn't bother to pay attention.
"Welcome—"
In addition to the maids and butlers soliciting customers at the front and back doors, there were two girls and two boys wearing maid outfits in the classroom, as well as a temporary coffee table based on the podium table, with several coffee-making machines on it. Next to it, some raw materials were piled on the ground, and two students were also responsible for making them.
After Lin Li and Bai Bufan came in, everyone greeted them at the same time in a tacit understanding, which gave it a bit of the feel of a maid cafe.
But what really attracted Lin Li and Bai Bufan's attention were not these "employees".
There was already a "guest" in the classroom, and a servant was standing next to him, seemingly ready to serve him at any time.
There was a cup of coffee with two-thirds of it left in front of the guest, and he was sipping it in small sips.
These are normal and nothing particularly attractive, but—
“Oh—delicious!!”
"Ah Yixi—delicious!"
“…”
Every time this customer took a sip, he would let out a contented "Oh" sound, just like that Korean domineering CEO eating live, close his eyes, wrinkle his features, shake his head, and then repeatedly tap the table with the front of his fists, and then sigh -
“Delicious!”
Looking at this scene, Lin Li glanced at Du Hansi and asked, "Did you hire someone?"
This is too exaggerated. If the person he hired performed like this, Lin Li felt that he didn't deserve the money.
"Hey—" Du Hansi immediately stretched out his palm proudly, signaling Lin Li not to say such things again: "Lin Li, I don't like to hear such words. This is questioning our efforts!"
"This guy, first of all, he's not from our class, and secondly, he's definitely not a shill we pulled from another class. His current evaluation is absolutely his own choice! If you don't believe me, you can ask him later."
"Let me tell you this, we've had a trial run of this coffee internally before, and it's almost always the same. It's incredibly reliable, and it's a unique recipe! Seriously, even our homeroom teacher was shocked after trying it."
Seeing that Du Hansi spoke so confidently and did not seem to be lying, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.
Is it really that magical?
But their curiosity was indeed piqued, and since they were planning to have a drink anyway, they nodded.
"Well, Hansi, since you said so, we must give it a try."
"OK," Du Hansi nodded, then looked at a male servant in the store and said, "Ah Xiang, these two are my friends. I'll entertain them. You can stand at the door in my place."
"OK."
After switching posts with his classmates, Du Hansi immediately took them to a long table made up of desks to sit down.
"Is there a menu?" Lin Li asked since the table and drawers were clean.
"We don't have a menu. We use omakase coffee. Our chef will carefully prepare a coffee for each guest based on the weather, the guest's mood, the ingredients available, and the desired sweetness and temperature."
Wozhi, is there still a manager?
Lin Li was filled with awe.
The manager can turn decay into magic.
For example, if you go to a paid dry toilet in a mountain valley to defecate, the owner of the dry toilet, which is run by ordinary people, will only tell you that it costs 50 cents and includes toilet paper.
But the manager is different. If he steps forward, he will most likely get a set of smooth little combos——
"Hello, I am the owner of this 'HC Ancient Dry Toilet Club in the Mountains and Forests'. Since you are a customer, I think you don't have to rush to poop. Why don't you listen to my philosophy on opening this shop?
Today's toilets have been encased in the steel and concrete of the city, losing some of their natural atmosphere, and the dry toilet culture is gradually disappearing. I think as young people, we have the responsibility and obligation to do something, so I pioneered this "HC Ancient Dry Toilet Club in the Mountains and Forests".
Not every customer is eligible to consume in our store. We only entertain friends, not God. By the way, do you have a reservation? We are a membership-based dry toilet. If you are not a member, you must make a reservation.
But whether you have a reservation or not, I recommend you spend 598 to get a membership. 598 is not just the membership fee, it also includes ancient authentic toilet paper and mosquito repellent perfume, and you can take photos and check in at will in the store. Our store has a very private atmosphere, and it always attracts attention and attention when you post it on social media~"
Look, doesn’t the shit suddenly become more high-end, and I instantly feel like I have integrated into the dry toilet of the upper class?
This is the charm of the manager.
"Okay, there is actually a manager. I already recognize your B-level character." Lin Li nodded.
"How much is one?" Bai Bufan was more concerned about this.
After all, the more fancy something is, the more expensive it is.
The purpose of giving products stories is to raise their prices.
Bai Bufan is not the kind of person who would be embarrassed to leave the store after sitting down. If the price is expensive, he would be the first one to get up and run away.
"Don't worry," Du Hansi seemed to have guessed that the two would ask this question. He smiled and snapped his fingers, then introduced:
"After all, Lin Li and I are buddies, and we have a simple and direct discount. After the discount, the two of you only need to pay 6 yuan in total. That's pretty reasonable, right?"
Bai Bufan nodded slowly.
At three dollars a cup, it's not cheap at school, but it's not expensive either.
So, with a bold wave of his hand, Bai Bufan said loudly, "OK, there are two of us in total. Lin Li, I'll treat you to your share. I can handle this!"
Three dollars gave Bai Bufan the momentum of a three hundred dollar invitation, and Lin Li gave him a thumbs up.
"Where is the payment code?" Bai Bufan, who was actually planning to order something cheap first and get some expensive ones later, asked Du Hansi.
"There's no rush. When entertaining friends, there's no reason to collect money first. What are your requirements for sweetness, temperature, etc.?" Du Hansi smiled.
"I prefer something sweet. I don't like bitter drinks. Everything else is fine." Lin answered immediately.
"Bufan, what about you?"
"Me? I'm a little sleepy. Something that can wake me up will do. The rest doesn't matter." Bai Bufan didn't forget his original request and answered with another yawn.
"Okay, I've received your request. Please wait a moment, I'll convey it to the manager."
Du Hansi went to the podium and whispered to the host.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan had nothing to do for a while.
Lin Li looked at the guy who was still saying "Oh, it tastes good" and asked curiously, "Dude, are you really not a shill? Is it really delicious?"
In fact, there was also a boy who had been observing the two of them with his peripheral vision. He turned his head and looked up at the male servant waiting in front of him, then nodded and smiled:
"I don't know anyone in Class 14. My feelings are all expressed willingly."
Feeling the other person's smile, Lin Li scratched his head. He always felt that the smile was a little strange, as if it was filled with expectation.
A few minutes later, Du Hansi came back with two cups of coffee.
"Because it's winter, we're serving both of you hot drinks. This is a hot latte for you, Linli, and this is a hot Americano for you, Bufan." Du Hans pushed two disposable cups in front of the two of them.
"Please don't drink it in a hurry, be careful of the heat."
"OK, thanks."
After Lin Li took it, he lowered his head to check the coffee liquid in the cup, but didn't see anything different.
It feels like just ordinary coffee.
"Okay, now that the goods are here, I finally feel comfortable accepting payment." Du Hansi looked at Bai Bufan and asked, "Bufan, do you want to pay by scanning the QR code or paying with cash?"
"Scan the code."
Bai Bufan, who was blowing on his coffee to try to cool it down faster, looked up and raised his phone when he heard this.
"OK," Du Hansi nodded, operated his phone for a while, and showed the payment code to Bai Bufan.
“Ding Di——”
Bai Bufan scanned the code and then froze.
——"Why 600 yuan?"
In addition to the payment code that allows you to customize the amount, there is also the type that allows the person presenting the payment code to directly fix the amount. Bai Bufan then realized that the one Du Duhansi was showing in front of him was the latter. Above the QR code, there was a clear number - 600.
"It was originally 600 yuan." Du Hansi finally smiled, as if afraid that the two would not believe him, and looked at the guest next to him: "Hey guest, can you help us testify?"
The customer nodded and looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "Yes, a cup of coffee in this shop is 300 yuan."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan: “?”
"Damn, you could have just robbed us, but you still gave us two cups of coffee. You're so nice, buddy!" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up in surprise.
At this moment, Bai Bufan suddenly realized something.
Really good coffee can refresh you without even drinking it.
——He is very sober now.
Lin Li was leisurely blowing the steam from his coffee at this moment, and said calmly and detachedly, "Bufan, thank you for your treat."
Bai Bufan: “…”
Oh my god.
Bai Bufan, who was about to throw a tantrum on the ground, quickly realized: "No, Hansi, didn't you just say you only needed six?"
I have specifically confirmed it.
"Yes, but there is a prerequisite. You two need to participate in our simple promotion. Are you interested in this?" Du Hansi did not cheat as Bai Bufan expected, but nodded decisively, with even expectation in his eyes.
"Participate! Definitely participate! What activity?" Bai Bufan nodded vigorously.
Du Hansi: "The original price is 300 yuan a cup, but if you say 'Wow - it's delicious', you can get 10 yuan off, and it can be reduced to as low as 3 yuan a cup."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"
The two were stunned at first, then suddenly turned their heads to look at the buddy next to them.
The buddy who had been holding back for a long time finally revealed a ferocious smile, slapped the table, and whispered like a devil: "Oh - delicious!!"
This is the most comfortable and willing cry a boy has ever made.
These two people finally fell into the trap!
Bai Bufan and Lin Li understood instantly - this man was indeed not a stooge, he was not even a guest!
This is called a victim.
As for the butler standing next to him, he is not on standby to serve the guests at all times, but is counting how many times this guy calls out!
Now think about what Du Hansi said just now, it was simply written in the style of the Spring and Autumn Period.
What? All his feelings were voluntary, and the teachers were shocked after trying it. How could this not be voluntary? How could it not be shocking?
Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly realized something: Class 14 of Grade 1... is also Class 4.
Du Hansi didn't seem to notice the change in their expressions, and continued with a smile:
“The rules of the event need to be emphasized here.
First, the volume must be up to standard, with the voice loud and full; the rhythm must be standardized, with the tail end of each "oh" lasting at least one second; the emotions must be strong, preferably accompanied by body language, even patting your thigh or the table is fine..."
Obviously, these rules are designed to prevent people from trying to get a discount by quickly and quietly shouting "Oh, it's delicious, oh, it's delicious, oh..." No wonder the victim next door is so cooperative.
"So, are you two interested in participating?" Du Hansi said.
Cool!!
When Du Hansi learned that Lin Li, who pinched his butt, was planning to come in, there was no false expectation in his eyes at that moment!
This is the teeth I want to see!!
The flames of revenge! Burning fiercely! !
"I'll join." What else could Bai Bufan say? He nodded hopelessly. He had underestimated the other classes at Nansang Middle School, but he could only accept his inferior skills. He said with a gloomy face, "Oh—delicious!"
But what he didn't expect was that Lin Li just sneered:
"hehe!"
"This is extremely despicable and is simply a prank. I am not interested and refuse to participate!"
"I don't know if you know Xi Ling's Black Silk Man, but he's my idol, and I'll emulate him. So, I accept this cunning scheme and fell into your trap, but don't expect me to sell out my dignity and become your running dog, saying things against my will!!"
"I, Lin Li, will not bow down for a few pieces of silver! At worst, I'll just pay the full price for this cup!!!"
In Class 14 of Grade 1, Lin Li stood tall, his back as straight as a pine tree. His tall figure stood out in the crowded classroom like a crane among chickens!
His eyes were as bright as torches, flashing with an unyielding edge, and the sarcastic smile at the corner of his mouth made his righteousness even more prominent!
The whole person was like a sword drawn from its sheath, its edge exposed. An unyielding spirit of "rather bend the waist than break the body" instantly filled the entire space! !
In one word, so cool!
Du Hansi was shocked. When he came to his senses, respect was already in his eyes. He nodded in admiration: "Good! Lin Li! I knew I was right! You are worthy of me. I'll give you the original price!"
Lin Li: "The original price is the original price!"
The two of them deeply sympathize with each other.
As for Bai Bufan who wanted to treat Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
What are these two people mumbling about?
Oh, now I understand. It seems that Lin Li said he wanted coffee at full price, and Du Hansi thought it was okay.
Um.
Well, in that case, do I still have to pay 303 even if I scream my throat out?
Well, it seems so.
“…”
Bai Bufan: "(〝▼Dan▼)! ! ! "
"Good for you mothers!——"
"Lin Li!!! I'm so sorry for you!!"
"You won't bow down for a few pieces of silver! Fine! Sure! No problem! But you should take your own rice! What do you mean by stealing my rice?"
"Beast! Beast! You pure-born—"
"Shout! You have to fucking scream! Open your mouth! Open your mouth! Scream!"
"Shout with me—"
“Oh—delicious!!”
(End of this chapter)
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