Chapter 465 Why do you force me to say it is salty?
In the morning, Lin Li arrived at school by bike.
The campus, which is about to hold the New Year's Day Garden Party, looks very different from usual days.
From a distance, you can see outside the teaching building that most classes have hung conspicuous red banners on the outside of the corridor walls. The content is nothing more than promoting and introducing their class's garden party activities today and inviting everyone to come and play.
When you get close to the middle of the first and second grade teaching buildings, you can see that there are many people making preparations in full swing in the open space in the middle.
There are four small food trucks in front of us. Some of them are even more amazing. I don’t know where they got a bare stove and two big pots from. The smell of smoke is more intense than that of a crematorium.
There is no need to worry about fire, as there is a fire extinguisher next to each dining cart or stove.
The fire hydrant on the first floor seemed to have been wiped last night. It was no longer dusty, but looked brand new and could be used right away. It was obvious that the school was still concerned about the safety of the students.
There is more than just food-related content in the open space. For example, a class is inflating an inflatable pool, and a water pipe is brought to the side, probably to replicate some kind of street game.
The scene of thriving vitality and flourishing of all things is still before our eyes.
No wonder Nansang Middle School separated the senior high school campus from the first and second grade campuses. Senior high school students are already animals. If they were asked to watch the activities of the first and second grade students in person during the festival, some of them would probably decide to attack the concrete ground with their bodies.
The garden party officially started at 8 o'clock, and it was not yet finished. After a quick glance, Lin Li walked towards Class 4.
"According to unofficial historical records, the body of a child found in Cao Cao's tomb was identified by experts as the young Cao Cao. This discovery not only reveals some secrets about Cao Cao's life, but also provides valuable clues for understanding his growth process."
Today, Bai Bufan was not in the classroom. He just lay on the handrail in the corridor and told stories with a few boys.
This is normal. After all, the desks and chairs in the classroom were either moved outside or crowded in the corner last night. The space is now occupied by the games agreed upon by Class 4 and two machines.
It seems Xue Jian hasn't arrived yet.
After all, he is responsible for the ingredients and ice, and when he arrives, he should call the boys in the group to help him move things.
"Tsk tsk, why do you all have such obvious dark circles under your eyes? Did you all get no sleep last night?"
Lin Li also leaned on the railing. Noticing that Bai Bufan and the others looked a little listless, he laughed and complained.
"Oh, it's all these bitches' fault," Bai Bufan sighed in disgust, pointing at Zhou Baowei, Qin Zeyu and the others. "I've long been accustomed to having cell phones at school, but they haven't."
"After a few months of adjustment, I had already established a stable routine after returning to the dorm, but they just destroyed it."
"You have a regular routine like a market trader." Lin Li sneered.
"Really, I have. I have really developed this habit," Bai Bufan said angrily. As if afraid that Lin Li wouldn't believe him, he began to count his daily schedule on his fingers:
"Except for last night, I've been back to the dorm at 9:40 every day lately, finished washing up at 10:00, put on the washed and dried sheets at 10:20, finished playing with my phone and fell asleep at 11:00, took a shit at 6:00 in the morning, got up at 6:10, and finished washing up at 6:20..."
"Wait a moment." Lin Li frowned, realizing that things were not simple.
"What's wrong."
"What time do you poop?"
"Six o'clock."
"What time do you get up?"
"Ten past six."
Lin Li asked calmly, "Where the hell did you poop?"
Bai Bufan calmly asked, "Why do you think I always put on the washed and dried sheets at 10:20 every night after returning to the dormitory?"
Lin Li: “().”
"Okay, there's foreshadowing, Bufan. It's a shame you don't write a novel." Lin Li gave a thumbs up in approval.
"Really? No one has ever recognized me like this before.
Last time, I wrote a Dream of the Red Chamber fanfiction on a whim. I wrote a few chapters in a row: "Grandma Liu's First Trial of Sex," "Grandma Liu's Second Trial of Sex," "Grandma Liu's Still Trial of Sex," "Grandma Liu Continues Sex After Dinner," "Grandma Liu Wasn't Satisfied, So She Had Sex Again," and "Sage Mode, Grandma Liu Sells Out Stalin." As a result, I was called an idiot.
Bai Bufan was a little unconfident and said with inferiority.
"Isn't it normal for you to be scolded? If you write fan fiction, you must write about the main characters. To be frank, Granny Liu doesn't have many scenes in the Dream of the Red Chamber. What if you replaced her with Lady Jia? For example, "Lady Jia's first experience of love"? Then you will definitely not be scolded."
Lin Li shook his head and gave advice.
"So that's how it is. I got it." Bai Bufan suddenly realized.
"Don't learn anymore. Lao Jiantou is calling people in the group. Let's go down." Wang Ze raised the mobile phone in his hand.
“OK.”
The teacher's car is great because it can be driven directly into the school. The group doesn't have to run to the school gate. They can get supplies by just going to the open space about 20 meters away from the stairs on the first floor, which saves a lot of effort.
The "supplies" they took were actually just oden, ice cubes, and fruit.
Other items that can be stored for a long time, such as sauces, disposable bowls and disposable skewers, were brought to the classroom in advance.
After the supplies were in place, everyone immediately started the final "food preparation" before opening.
For example, oden itself needs to be cooked in advance, and some must be cooked for a long time. The same goes for smoothies and fresh fruits, which can be ground or cut into sizes suitable for toppings in advance.
Xue Jian, who came up with the boys, also took this opportunity to look around inside and out.
Still satisfied.
Although due to his age and experience, this kind of activity could not really stir up any waves for Xue Jian, but it was gratifying to see that Class 4 of Grade 1 behaved like a normal class, even on the surface.
"Have you encountered any problems?" Xue Jian looked at Chen Yuying who was coordinating the overall situation and asked gently.
"Not yet."
"That's good, Yuying. Does the teacher need to send a message to the group every time he collects money?" Xue Jian asked.
In a school where mobile phones are not allowed, cash was the natural currency of choice in the past. Class 4 even went out of their way to exchange some coins for change, but today most people also have mobile phones, so online payment must also be considered.
But Class 4 of Grade 1 is not a real store, so it can only be a personal payment code.
Because it was a rotation system, no one would be in the classroom all the time. After a brief discussion, they decided to directly use Xue Jian's payment code to collect the payment.
"No need, teacher. Most of the people in the school are very nice. They won't take advantage of us for a few dollars. Besides, we will ask them to show me the transfer interface after they transfer the money." Chen Yuying didn't care.
"That's right." Xue Jian nodded.
He also believed in the quality of the students at Nansang Middle School, at least the quality of the vast majority of students.
When he arrived at the door of Class 4, he subconsciously looked at the payment code hanging there, and then Xue Jian was slightly stunned.
wrong.
(；☉_☉)?
He reached out and clicked his fingers, then the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "Who put a new payment code on the payment code? This is not mine, right?"
Damn, the quality of Nansang Middle School students is good ≠ the quality of Class 4, Grade 1 is good.
Lin Li, who was helping to put up promotional posters, was amused when he heard this and looked over.
This person is so despicable.
But the next second, Xue Jian cast his cold gaze at him without hesitation.
Lin Li: “…”
Lin Li felt that perhaps this could also be considered a kind of reputation.
Raising his hands somewhat aggrievedly, Lin Li said helplessly:
"It's not me, it's not me, teacher. It really wasn't me this time. I am responsible for my own actions. If I had done it, I would have fallen to my knees by now."
"And this kind of beastly behavior of trying to take the fruits of everyone's labor for oneself, harming others for personal gain, is too much, even for me!"
Lin Li slapped his thigh heavily.
He looked very angry, and in fact, he was really angry - Lin Li felt that this behavior was indeed excessive, and the excessiveness was that he was not taken along!
Damn it, I’m so useless. I never thought there would be such a job.
"Teacher, I'll check the surveillance right now! Let's see who this treacherous and dirty villain is!" Wang Ze leaned over to take a look, then clenched his fist in indignation and said with contempt.
Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Wang Ze.
At this time, whoever wants to leave the crime scene the most is more likely to be the suspect.
I thought it was Bai Bufan, but it turned out to be Wang Ze, the guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
"Why check the surveillance? As for the payment code, you can just scan it and know who it belongs to." Xue Jian seemed to understand this. After asking Wang Ze to stand still, he took out his mobile phone to scan the code.
I heard a beep, and it was obvious that the code was scanned successfully.
Lin Li approached curiously: "Teacher, who is this little guy?"
Xue Jian's expression was a little strange. He turned to look at Lin Li and showed his cell phone.
Above the QR code, there is this message:
"Getting caught in the rain (AAA stands everywhere)"
Lin Li, who was just laughing, said: "(☉_☉)?"
I can't laugh anymore.
If the person is not a WeChat friend, the payment code will show the nickname plus the other party's incomplete name with an *. If the person is a friend, the nickname and notes will be displayed.
"Lin Yu" is Lin Li's WeChat nickname, and this "AAA Lin Li" is undoubtedly the note Xue Jian gave to himself.
But now Lin Li had no time to complain about how important he was in Xue Jian's heart - there was even an A before the remarks.
Xue Jian: "Hey, do you know who this 'villain' is?"
Amid Xue Jian's increasingly mocking sneer, Lin Li raised his hand tremblingly:
"No! No, no, no!"
"Teacher, I didn't do this! This is a frame-up! This must be a frame-up!"
Without even thinking, Lin Li turned his head fiercely and looked through the window into the classroom - "Bai! Bu! Fan!"
Who else could be the one who would go through so much trouble to frame me except that bastard Bai Bufan?
Just now I thought it was too much for this person not to bring me along when doing this, but now I realize it’s even more damn excessive after he did.
Bai Bufan was standing by the window at the time. He came over with a somewhat innocent and confused look. After seeing the situation clearly, he suddenly realized:
"Oh—I was just wondering how Lin Li asked us boys if we had trumpets yesterday, and told us to transfer the money to you tomorrow morning if we did."
"Now I understand. I think Lin Li is planning to use his own payment code to swindle the money, and then transfer some of his own money to your payment code to fool us."
"Fuck," Bai Bufan seemed to be disgusted by this and looked at Lin Li with great disdain. "Not only do you have no sense of class honor, but you also do this kind of thing. Lin Li, disgusting."
Lin Li: “(〝▼ dishes▼)! ! ! "
I don't even want to act out this act of taking advantage of someone's misfortune.
"Wang Ze, go check the surveillance! I ask the heavens to help me distinguish between loyalty and treachery!!!" Lin Li was furious.
"What are you investigating? Isn't the truth already out?" Xue Jian paused and glanced over.
Lin Li: “?”
What does "Hasn't the truth come to light?" mean?
The sky over Nansang Middle School was completely dark.
Xue Jian ignored Lin Li's stunned expression and stopped deducting the payment code. Instead, he pressed down the corner and spoke again:
"Lin Li, if you like collecting money, use yours. But remember, if the class is short of one dollar, your review will be increased by one thousand words. The same goes for the extra dollar."
Lin Li: “?”
What’s important now is not whether there are still laws and order in Nansang Middle School, or whether there is still justice and order. For a dollar less, you can just add a thousand words?
A thousand words a piece, and the black slaves who read it all praised the farmer as a good person.
The most outrageous thing is why do they add one more dollar?
Bai Bufan's eyes lit up: "I'll give you ten!"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Why the hell are you offering ten dollars for medicine at this time?
"Bufan, you gave me ten dollars, which means that if there is any money missing, you will use this money to help me make up for it, right?" Lin Li asked gently.
"Yes, that's right." Bai Bufan smiled gently.
"Bullshit! You just want to harm me!!" Lin Li grabbed Bai Bufan's collar and roared through the window.
"Look, you know the answer but still ask anyway~ What a dishonest child~" Although his brain was almost shaken out of shape, Bai Bufan still said shyly.
"Okay, stop yelling. Anyway, this mission is given to you, so be careful."
Xue Jian was too lazy to watch the dog fight, and without waiting for Lin Li to argue, he walked straight into the classroom with an attitude that said, "Don't bother me."
"Bai Bufan, you are simply not a human being."
Seeing that everything had been settled, Lin Lisong slowed down his movements, gritted his teeth and stared at Bai Bufan.
"Who told you to hurt me in the toilet last night?" Bai Bufan laughed.
"But I'm already trying to be a good person," Bai Bufan added.
"I was originally planning to use your secondary account's payment code. After all, it would be more realistic that way. I also didn't expect Old Jiantou to find out so early. I was planning to wait until the garden party started, then guide everyone to find and attack you."
The authenticity of registering a small account is indeed better than registering a large account directly, because registering a large account directly is too misleading. Registering a small account then guides everyone to discover that the owner of the account is Lin Li on their own. People are always more willing to believe in things they discover on their own.
Bai Bufan's mind was gloomy, reaching an inhuman level.
Bai Bufan sighed with regret, "It's a pity that your nickname on your secondary account is so inhumane. I'm using your primary account to protect your image."
Lin Li scratched his head when he heard that.
The nickname "Shang Yang" was used during the weekend, but has now been changed to "Milk and sugar are sweet, but you force me to say it's salty", which is indeed not suitable for public release.
Lin Li: "Thank you."
Bai Bufan: "You're welcome."
This is called thanking the extraordinary person for keeping your dignity.
Lin Li: "But I still want to give you Marsala."
Bai Bufan: "Wrong, brother."
This is called classifying one thing on its own terms.
Everyone spent some time on classroom layout and preparation. When the expected start time of the activity was approaching, the broadcast in the teaching building broadcast the precautions again, and then announced the official start of the garden party.
Lin Li and others are on duty in the third shift, which is in the middle of the morning, so they can move freely now.
"Are you planning to go somewhere?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
I have no plans to look for Chen Yuying or the "threesome" right now.
Firstly, Xue Jian is still here, and secondly, the girls also have places they want to go and play, so there is no need to be together for the entire morning.
We can meet up later, or go shopping together after work.
"Yeah, I just saw that Class 14 has a coffee shop, and I'm a little depressed right now, ha-"
Yawning is a very magical thing. When you see others yawning, you will also want to yawn. When you think about it in your mind, the probability of wanting to yawn will greatly increase. Bai Bufan just happened to yawn:
"So let's go have some coffee and refresh ourselves. What do you mean, do you want to go?"
"Okay, let's go." Lin Li naturally didn't care.
Now that they had reached an agreement, the two of them went upstairs.
When passing by some stores, I subconsciously stopped to look, so it took some time.
Finally, the two arrived near Class 14.
"A maid cafe that's so good you can't help but praise it!!! Come quickly!!"
These are the words on the signboard of Class 14.
Yo, it’s still uniform PLAY.
Confirming what was written on the sign, there was a maid in a maid outfit at the front door of Class 14, and a male servant in a maid outfit at the back door.
The male servant was quite familiar to Lin Li.
Du Hans.
This dress should not be custom-made. It may be provided to many people after rotation, so it is a standard size. It looks even more ridiculous on Du Hansi, who is not short.
"Hey, Hansi." Lin Li greeted him.
"Fuck, Lin Li," Du Hansi said, "It was hopeless enough to be in a maid outfit, and when he met someone he knew, his voice was even more hopeless. "You saw me when I was wearing this, fuck."
"Why that tone?" Lin Li approached gently. When he was close enough, he touched Du Hansi's butt and asked quietly:
"Hansi, would you like to play a game of spear point with me?"
Du Hansi: “?”
Buhao! The one in front of me is Lin Li (when Wang Ze was here).
"No, no." Du Hansi took a half step back seriously.
"That's great!" Lin Li looked at Du Hansi with joy and gratitude.
"I fucking said I don't want to!!!"
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, and his voice suddenly calmed down, still with a hint of doubt:
"Nonsense, what's the point of calling it a fitness game if you're willing to do it?"
Du Hansi: “(゜▽゜)?”
——
The eighth generation of the shit-moving group has been established.
The sixth life span was 26 days, the seventh life span was 25 days, and this time, 24 days, I will definitely win!
(End of this chapter)
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