Chapter 464: Ancient List. I searched a few and found that many of them have closed down. Business is not good these days.
“…”
Article 196 of the Code of Hammurabi stated that if a freedman destroyed the ear of another freedman, his ear should also be destroyed.
At the moment, even extremists would feel that Lin Li was a bit too extreme after hearing his speech, and that he needed to hire a master at home.
But Bai Bufan and the others thought about it carefully and decided that if they really judged it according to Lin Li's statement, it seemed that there was indeed no problem.
——Use various techniques to help the instrument feel comfortable. The more sophisticated the technique and the more proficient the ventriloquism, the better the sound of the instrument. If you use too much force or are unfamiliar with it, the instrument will not feel comfortable and will only make unpleasant screams.
If you use too much force, it may even break.
Oh my god, this is pornographic.
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Feeling the somewhat silent atmosphere, Lin Li calmly looked at the people around him and asked in a puzzled manner.
"How should I put it? To be able to say something like that, I feel like you, Lin Li, are the type of person who would have the following conversation after going to the hospital:
Doctor: "Here is an ultrasound."
Lin Li: "Really?"
Doctor: "Really? What about pregnant women?"
Lin Li: "That's fine."
Doctor: "? I called security."
Lin Li: "That's fine."
Doctor: "Awesome."
Lin Li: "That's fine."
Bai Bufan shook his head in disgust.
Yang Bangjie also added to this and nodded:
"Indeed, to be able to say that, Lin Li, I feel like you're the type of person who would search on Taobao for 'Sweetheart Weapons, Tenga Flagship Store, UPKO, cwcourogesdom, Feimu, iroho, Huohuajia, Yiran, Zui Qingfeng, Ye Se Xing, kistoy, An Sheng Qingsu, Ye Ying Nv Ren, Honey Color Kiss, Girl Beauty House, Wai Meng She, Xiao Mami, Man Yan, romfun, LooloLuna', and then click on the product page and start taking off."
The people present who had originally focused their contemptuous gazes on Lin Li instantly turned their gazes to him after Yang Bangjie said this.
"Old man, you're finally willing to take out the Burning Technique, oh?"
Bai Bufan was the quickest to pull out his phone, but there was a real meaning behind this, and he couldn't find the words to explain it. He could only look at Yang Bangjie ingratiatingly:
"Brother, read it again, no one remembers it."
Yang Bangjie: "Sweetheart Weapons, Tenga Flagship Store..."
It is hard to imagine that there is a class where people are talking about musical instruments one second and gather together naturally to study lingerie stores the next.
And because of the playground network card, they also divide the work and cooperate with each other. Everyone searches different stores and loads different pictures to maximize efficiency.
The most united episode.
But after watching for a while, Zhang Haoyang, who was the one in Class 4 of Grade 1 who most deserved to be shot, curled his lips:
"Tsk, why is it that no matter whether it's a buyer's show or a buyer's show, it's always that big sister."
Upon hearing this, everyone looked at the guy with contempt, who would choose the smallest bullet even if he was shot.
Lin Li suddenly cleared his throat and spoke in a calm tone with a hint of sadness:
"That year, Zhang Haoyang was 8 years old and the girl was also 8 years old. Haoyang confessed his love to her with a watermelon-flavored lollipop, but she rejected him."
"That year, Zhang Haoyang was 28 years old, and the girl was also 28. The girl confessed her love to Haoyang with the same watermelon-flavored lollipop, but was rejected by Haoyang."
"Neither Haoyang nor the girl has changed."
"Girls still like rich guys."
"Haoyang still likes 8-year-olds."
"What a sad story! People always meet the right person at the wrong time. It's really a pity."
Zhang Haoyang: “(゜▽゜)?”
"Ha ha ha ha--"
The first person to burst out laughing was Zhang Haoyang himself, and then he touched his chin with a hint of pride:
"Come on, how is that possible? Haoyang, you can't be rich." Bai Bufan sneered and poured cold water on him.
Bai Bufan doesn't want any more rich people to appear around his brothers. His fragile heart can no longer withstand such a blow.
"That's right, forget it. How is that possible? Haoyang, it's impossible for anyone to confess to you." Qin Zeyu also sneered and poured cold water on him.
Qin Zeyu doesn't want any more heterosexual couples to appear around his brothers. His fragile heart can no longer withstand such a blow.
Zhou Baowei: "I want a watermelon-flavored lollipop, too."
It's not a cold shower. Baowei is quite simple and is just greedy.
"You are all human beings, but none of you wish well for others. You are so careless in making friends! Damn it!!" Zhang Haoyang smiled and gritted his teeth, pointing at each person's face one by one with his index finger.
However, when Zhang Haoyang saw Lin Libai Bufan and others' expressions change and start to sit up straight, he immediately turned his head.
After discovering that it was indeed Xue Jian approaching with a gloomy face, he immediately turned around and sat upright and behaved himself.
"What are you arguing about? You are the noisiest in the entire playground." Xue Jian said unhappily.
"We're not the noisiest..." Lin Li retorted softly, "Those two people spoke much louder than us and kept provoking us."
Xue Jian glanced in the direction Lin Li was pointing.
That's the host.
"You two should write a 4,000-word self-reflection."
Bai Bufan: TAT.
Lin Li is so mean, why should my word count be added too?
"Also, Lin Li, move your chair to the first row." Xue Jian's actions did not stop there.
"Teacher, I don't need it anymore. I've decided to be a person who is honest and doesn't talk much." Lin Li refused awkwardly.
This time was different from the sports meet. When I was pushed to the first row at the sports meet, Wang Ze was the sports committee member holding the class sign, and Chen Yuying was the class representative who was going to go on stage to receive the certificate. They had them to accompany me. Now I am really alone when I go up there, and it is difficult to even play with my mobile phone in the first row.
"Don't try that." Xue Jian remained unmoved. "Move the chair and follow me."
Lin Li gritted his teeth and said, "The school leaders are all not far from our classroom. I can't guarantee what will happen if they get too close to me. Teacher, you don't want to lose your job, do you?"
Xue Jian smiled: "I do."
The more Xue Jian thought about it, the more sincere his smile became: "If you can give up the position of head teacher of Class 4, the teacher will thank you."
Lin Li: “…”
OK, now Lin Li had no idea what to do. He stood up and said goodbye to everyone, then followed Xue Jian to the first row of the class and sat down.
However, there are gains and losses.
For example, after seeing Lin Li being driven to the first row, Chen Yuying actively used the excuse of taking pictures with the camera in front to stand or squat beside Lin Li, chatting with him and passing the time together.
By the way, listen to the whole process of Lin Li's torture in more detail tonight.
The evening passed slowly as we spent time together.
…
It’s half past eight and there are only a few shows left before the end of the party.
After all, in the conspicuous first row, the two of them did not have any overly intimate behavior. At most, when Chen Yuying squatted next to him, she would gently lean her head on Lin Li's legs, and when standing, Lin Li would lean on her waist.
Close yet distant, distant yet close.
"What are you filming?"
Chen Yuying took the camera back from Lin Li's hand and looked at the photos she had just taken. They were either enlarged photos of the backs of the school leaders in front or enlarged photos of the corners of the stage. There were not many photos worth looking at, and she said angrily.
If I had known this earlier, I wouldn’t have given it to him when he asked to play.
"Don't you think it has a high artistic value?" Lin Li, who was actually just taking random photos, pretended to ask seriously.
"Tsk, I just think it's very abstract."
Lin Li raised his index finger and shook it. "Squad Leader, you're a bit out of touch with the world. The photos I took back then on the plantations in the southern United States were truly stunning."
Chen Yuying: “…”
"What kind of a show of hand-wringing is this..." Chen Yuying, who was attacked again, said resentfully.
"hey-hey."
"Thank you to the students from Class 2 (3) of Senior High School for the wonderful performance! Their youthful energy really made us feel warm and powerful on this winter night!"
"Well said! Wonderful performances always brighten our evenings and bring us endless surprises. So, dear teachers and students, this is just the beginning of tonight's program. After this, we will naturally usher in our most exciting and anticipated segment."
"That's right! Just by listening to the names of the upcoming shows, you can feel their confidence and goals!"
"Where's the applause?! Let's welcome the heartfelt performance of Zhang and Wang from Class 27 of Senior High School—'The Highlight'—with the warmest cheers and anticipation! Please come!"
The two hosts' connecting words attracted Lin Li and Chen Yuying's attention again.
"So arrogant! The name of the program is directly called the highlight." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
"And it's the finale show, maybe it's really amazing." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile.
The lights on the stage dimmed instantly, leaving only a lone spotlight, which accurately hit the stage entrance with great expectation.
Under the expectant gaze of both of them, a performer appeared from the side of the stage.
Then.
"Oh my god, it's so heavy, so heavy, so heavy--" He held his head and fell on the stage with a thud.
Lin Li and Chen Yuying: "(；゜○゜)?"
Hey wait.
What kind of a main event is this? !
However, before Lin Li could question how the program passed the review and whether Nansang Middle School could be saved, he suddenly realized.
This "highlight" is just like those "actors" who perform without physical objects and pretend that there is a "wall" in front of them, or that there is a "person" who is trying to snatch something from their hands. It is a form of program similar to physical pantomime.
This person and another performer who came on stage later must have learned this before. They really used body movements to act as if their heads were very heavy. For a student, it was considered a wonderful performance.
It’s really the highlight.
That’s great, Nansang Middle School can still be saved.
After the grand finale, the school leaders delivered a brief speech, which also meant the end of the New Year’s Eve party.
There were still a few minutes left before evening self-study officially ended and school was dismissed, but it was also a good opportunity for the classes of both grades to start moving desks and chairs, intending to free up space in the classrooms and corridors according to each class's own plans, so as to make advance preparations for the garden party tomorrow morning.
A few minutes is definitely not enough, but the garden party doesn’t start as soon as you enter school tomorrow morning, so the rest of the arrangements can be made tomorrow morning.
When I got home, since Chen Yuying had brought her cell phone, I chatted with her for a while and coaxed her to sleep.
After Wu Min returned to the master bedroom for a while and should have fallen asleep, Lin Li went to the all-female world.
In fact, I wanted to go there from the beginning.
But as expected, the time flow rate ratio this week became 1:80, and the upper limit of stay became 10 hours. That is to say, if I stay in the all-female world for ten hours, reality will no longer disappear for a short minute like at the beginning, but will disappear for more than seven minutes.
Seven minutes is definitely not long, but it is definitely not short either, so you still have to be steady.
An all-female world.
"Mr. Lin, you're back." Zhu Ning greeted Lin Li after noticing his arrival.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded, then threw a pill to the other party, "Take this, maybe it can increase your efficiency."
"Hmm? This is..."
The "hand" squirmed out of the body and caught the pill. Although Zhu Ning asked subconsciously, he had already taken the pill into his body while asking, and it was attached to the "Fu Yu Dan" that had not been completely digested.
"It's also a pill. Theoretically, it can speed up your thinking and make you more focused." Lin Li explained.
The rewards for the party mobile phone task are [Physical improvement: spell effect increased by 100%; random pill*1; system currency*100].
The random pill among them was the "Qinghui Mingxin Pill" that Zhu Ning had just taken.
【"Qinghui Mingxin Pill": After taking it, depending on the degree of absorption of the drug, it can cleanse the mind of distracting thoughts and fatigue within 12-24 hours, making the mind clear and the thinking speed significantly accelerated.
It greatly improves concentration and makes it less likely to be disturbed by external objects. It also greatly increases the efficiency of understanding the principles of complex exercises, talismans, and formations.
After the effect of the medicine wears off, the mind will feel tired and need to rest and recover.
This elixir has little effect on cultivators at the Golden Core stage and above.]
The encyclopedia of the world of immortal cultivation left by Taoist Shanqing and Deng Wen records this elixir, an ordinary elixir of low grade.
Since it is not a permanent benefit, Lin Li doesn't need a day or two to use it, so he might as well give it to Zhu Ning to increase the success rate of escape.
"...I think I feel it." Zhu Ning's voice became comfortable, and he let out a slight cry. "I feel a cool sensation, and my thoughts seem to be clearer."
"So, take advantage of this state and hurry up and 'work'. After the effect wears off, you'll experience a brief period of mental lethargy—but overall, it's definitely a win."
Lin Li nodded, materialized his gourd, patted it, and gestured.
"good."
Although Lin Li had nothing to do most of the time, time still passed quickly by the hours.
The pill should still be effective. When Lin Li came back from the bottom of the canyon to find the wreckage parts that Zhu Ning needed as requested, he had already seen the prototype of the aircraft, and its efficiency seemed to be much higher than before.
The aircraft is neither big nor small, but most of its volume is made up of components that appear to be connected relatively roughly. The space left for two people is actually very small and there are no protective measures. This is not because it is a semi-finished product, and it will not be available in the finished product in the future.
Zhu Ning doesn't have the energy or ability to consider safety measures.
However, Lin Li was not worried about his own safety after the aircraft failed to fly. After all, he had the ability of "impregnable". As for Zhu Ning's safety, Lin Li had actually made some preparations last week. If it failed, he should be able to be saved.
But it better be successful.
"Have you encountered any problems? Do you have any needs? I'm leaving soon, and the next time we meet will probably be our last chance." Lin Li asked after looking at the remaining time in the system.
Zhu Ning, who was immersed in his "work", raised his head upon hearing this and then nodded:
"In theory, there is no problem. Thanks to your medicine, the progress is much faster than I expected. If everything goes well, I can complete the construction in a few more hours.
But, Mr. Lin, you know, I have only been exposed to the technology of your world for a few dozen hours in total, and this is my first unprecedented attempt to integrate the technology and components of the two worlds.
What's more, this is the Silent Valley, which even I know very little about.
I don't want to sound discouraging, but it's difficult to expect everything to develop exactly as planned. I can only try my best."
Zhu Ning smiled helplessly.
"I'll do my best and leave the rest to fate. I'll try to make it up to you when the time comes." Lin Li was not disappointed with this answer and nodded in response.
Soon, the last bit of time was running out.
"See you next time."
Worried that Wu Min would get up at night, Lin Li left and returned from the bedroom this time.
I looked at my phone and it was already past 12 o'clock.
December 31st, the last day of the Gregorian calendar.
In addition to the calendar, there are also messages on the phone.
"Bai Bufan: The flight took off anyway. Countless lives vanished before my eyes. As the captain, I could do nothing but hold on tight to the joystick. Even more despairing was the sudden disconnection of the internet connection, leading to a crash in Macau's largest casino."
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, men always delete the Time Buddha and look for the Time Demon. After they're done, they feel like they can't do this anymore, but after a while, they feel like they can't treat themselves badly."
"Bai Bufan: But this time, I have made up my mind."
"Bai Bufan: I will never do such a shameful thing again this year! This is my declaration of decisive battle, on which I'm risking everything!"
"Lin Li: Neither excessive abstinence nor excessive indulgence is appropriate."
"Lin Li: My plan this year is to do it 12 times. Proper release is good for physical and mental health."
"Bai Bufan: Friendly reminder: Today is the 31st, not the 1st."
"Lin Li: I know."
"Bai Bufan: OK."
"Bai Bufan: Then your release was very appropriate. 'Heart'."
(End of this chapter)
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