Chapter 126 Lin Li rushed forward, shouting that she was doing it for her husband and her son
. "Lie down first." Lei Dao said to Lin Li, pointing to the reclining sofa next to the childbirth experience machine.
Lin Li lay down.
This chair, this light, inexplicably gave Lin Li a feeling of having a tooth pulled out, which made her feel a little sour and she began to hear the sound of a small electric drill.
Please, wisdom teeth, don't continue to grow. Lin Li never wants to experience the sin of having wisdom teeth pulled out again.
"Lift up your shirt and expose your belly." Lei Dao had already sat aside, moved the chair to Lin Li's side, and said to him.
Lin Li did it honestly.
Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li's abdominal muscles and felt sick and nauseous.
This is not Lin Li at all.
Lei Dao slowly attached the four output devices connected to the machine to Lin Li's belly, and at the same time kindly said to Lin Li: "Young man, think of a safe word now, I'll confirm it with you."
Lin Li: "?"
Safe word? Senior Lei Fa, are you playing SM with yourself here? A safe word?
As if seeing Lin Li's confusion, the Thunder Master explained, "Because many people will subconsciously say no when they encounter pain, there is a safe word that can make me sure whether you really intend to quit."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded.
"It's best not to choose a long one, because I'm afraid you won't be able to say it completely when the time comes." The Thunder Master added.
This suggestion is sincere.
However, Lin Li's goal is to bravely survive the trial, so it is impossible to say a safe word.
"Then the safe word is "QQ mee mee delicious mee puff tea"." Lin Li said.
"Are you sure it's QQ mee..." The Thunder Master stopped talking halfway.
"Say it." Lin Li looked expectant.
"I've remembered it. This is your choice, young man. Don't blame me if you can't say it when the time comes. "Thunder Master coughed twice, then confirmed with Lin Li.
Lin Li nodded.
It was like leaving no way out for himself.
"Okay, you can pull your clothes down. Here's the pillow for you. When it hurts later, you can hold it to relieve some of the pain. Next, I will start to slowly increase from level one to level ten." The four output devices have been attached, and Thunder Master said.
"Yeah." Lin Li took the pillow and nodded.
"It's level 1 now, slightly painful, like a mosquito bite." Thunder Master pressed the machine and turned to look at Lin Li: "Is it okay?"
"No feeling at all." Lin Li expressed his disdain fearlessly.
Thunder Master's expression did not change. It would be wrong if it hurt, so his smile was still kind, and he immediately upgraded the level: "Then it's level two now, a little painful, equivalent to the vague swelling pain after the anesthetic wears off. "
"It's like a child playing house. "Lin Li nodded.
"It's level three now. It's really going to hurt, equivalent to the instant stinging pain when a piece of paper scratches your fingertips and leaves a mark."
"I don't feel anything." Lin Li shook his head.
He really didn't feel anything.
With the Qingzheng Yulei Dao body here, so far, Lin Li not only has no negative feelings, but even feels very comfortable.
Seeing that Lin Li's expression didn't change at all, the Thunder Dao Master was a little surprised, and then continued to raise the level: "Level four, my big toe hit the corner of the table when I was walking."
"It hurts!"
The Thunder Dao Master finally heard the voice he wanted to hear, turned his head and was about to speak, but found that the one who made the sound was Zhou Baowei.
The Thunder Dao Master: "..."
"Why do you feel pain!" he asked in confusion.
Zhou Baowei scratched his head: "Master, your description is so vivid, it seems that my phantom limb has hit something. "
Thunder Master: "..."
When he looked at the protagonist Lin Li, he found that although the other party was not so calm, his expression was still calm. This shouldn't be.
This level of pain is not unbearable, but it shouldn't be the same as if nothing happened.
"Level five, continuous pain, equivalent to the continuous pain after a sprained foot." He had to continue to increase the level.
However, Lin Li's facial features remained calm.
"Master, are you powered on?" The one who asked the question was Bai Bufan.
No, buddy, he didn't come here to see this. What he wanted to see was Lin Li screaming in pain, and then he would stand aside and laugh with his hands on his hips.
"There's nothing wrong with the machine, I just used it." After being asked this, Thunder Master was a little unconfident.
Bai Bufan simply lifted Lin Li's clothes, looked at him for a while and then said: "They are all tightly attached, Master, can I tear one off and stick it on myself to try?"
After obtaining permission, Bai Bufan directly took off an output device and stuck it on his belly.
"How is it? "The master of thunder asked.
"I feel a little, but it's just a little bit. It doesn't hurt. Baowei, why don't you try it too?" Bai Bufan only frowned in confusion. He was completely fine and nodded to Zhou Baowei.
The master of thunder was completely in self-doubt at this moment.
"Is it so weak? I was in pain after the last sprain." Zhou Baowei was also a little interested when he heard it. He tore off a piece of the output device and stuck it on his belly.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! ! ! ! ! "The moment it was stuck, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei screamed at the same time.
The two tore off the output device at the same time, with palpitations and fear on their faces.
After Zhou Baowei's palpitations and fear ended, the emotion that replaced it was called anger.
——He grabbed Bai Bufan's collar: "I'm measuring your temperature, Bai Bufan! You deliberately held back from screaming, just waiting for me to stick to you, right!"
This kid actually held back from screaming, just waiting for him to stick to you.
Damn, brother.
The Thunder Master heaved a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Zhou Baowei couldn't help but shout, otherwise he would have almost tried it himself.
But now it is confirmed that the machine is normal.
After sticking the output device on Lin Li's body again, he showed Lin Li a gratified and amused look - so he is a real strong man.
The Thunder Master's fighting spirit also burned.
"Very good, young man, you are the most calm person since we started this activity. Now you are level six, it hurts, like a nail piercing your finger."
Lin Li sat up with a somersault, but lay down again.
Although Qingzheng's Thunder Body was strengthened by 100%, it was still a minor success after all, and the tolerance was limited. When he was at level 5, Lin Li had already begun to feel uncomfortable, so he had not spoken.
Level 6 was really as painful as its name.
Seeing Lin Li's somersault, the Thunder Master smiled with relief: "How is it, young man, does it hurt?"
"No feeling at all." Lin Li only said four words.
"Well, now it's level 7, it hurts a lot, equivalent to falling off a bike, sliding on the ground for a while, causing a large area of scratches and bruises." The Thunder Master admired Lin Li very much, but he did not show any mercy and upgraded it again.
"Huff-in--"
"Huff-in--"
Lin Li had sat up completely, his whole body was straight, and he began to breathe with sound.
"Still, no, feeling." Lin Li took the initiative to speak without waiting for the other party to ask.
"Mom, hold on! I'm always here with you. You must give our Baowei a brother or sister!" At this time, Bai Bufan clenched his fists and cheered Lin Li on the side.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Is it too late for him to say that he can only play the role of his son in role-playing?
But--
"Come on, mom!" Zhou Baowei clenched his fists and cheered.
"Next, level eight, severe pain, equivalent to a gallstone attack, which will make people roll on the bed."
"Oh my god!" Lin Li finally cried out at the moment of the upgrade.
His stretched fingers had already deformed the pillow greatly, and his upper body began to shake from side to side in a bit of restlessness.
"Young man, how are you now? It's a bit uncomfortable, right? Do you want to say the safe word?" Lei Dao Da Na was in a good mood. This was the right reaction, and he asked in a gentle voice.
"How is it possible! Ah! No power! Ah! No feeling at all! Master! Your machine! Ah! It's out of power!" It was impossible to beg for mercy. Lin Li would never admit defeat. After discovering that shouting could indeed relieve the pain, he shouted helplessly.
Thunder Master: "..."
Can you still challenge me?
"Then I'm going to adjust it to level nine. It's going to be painful, like a fracture. Some people in real life will go into shock because of the pain." Thunder Master pressed his finger on the machine and then lightly clicked it.
"Grass, grass, grass, grass, grass! So cool!! Ah! So cool!! Ah! Fuck!! It's so comfortable! Master! Didn't you eat? Feel, feel this electricity. It, it doesn't feel as strong as an Apple data cable! I need to charge it!! It's weak! No power!"
At this moment, Lin Li was twisting left and right on the recliner like a maggot, with a ferocious expression, but the words that came out of his mouth were extremely cool.
In this sentence, only the three words "I", "die", and "ala" should be true.
The master of thunder chose to remain silent, then lowered his head and held back his laughter.
Can't he see clearly whether it hurts or not?
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei on the side were already rolling on the ground with laughter.
It was worth it to see Lin Li like this!
"Fuck, I dare say, if Thanos snaps his fingers, Lin Li will still say 'That's all Thanos is?' even if he loses his mouth. Hahahaha!" Zhou Baowei sat on the ground and patted his thigh.
"Mother of the child! Hold on hahaha! You must hold on! For our children!" Bai Bufan laughed very painfully as he watched his beloved wife suffer such great torture.
People will laugh when they are extremely sad, and Bai Bufan believes that this is the case with him now.
"Father of the child! What are you talking about, hold on? This is fucking, it's enjoyment! It's enjoyment! I'm very, very relaxed!" Lin Li's body trembled, and he turned around and gave Bai Bufan a thumbs up.
"Okay, young man, the next is the tenth level of labor pain. As long as you hold on to this pain for ten minutes, you can get four coupons from our store for a discount of fifty yuan on purchases over one hundred yuan, as well as some maternal and child products. No one has ever received them. You may be the first one. Come on!"
The Thunder Master was also moved by Lin Li's spirit. While applauding, he upgraded without hesitation.
——Ding——
——Zizizi——
The electric current was madly input into Lin Li's body, which had already far exceeded the upper limit of the Qingzheng Yulei Body.
The ears were like tinnitus, and all the sounds and pictures in the world began to drift away from him.
I want to die.
I still have to hold on for ten minutes?
I can't do it.
This is what Lin Li is thinking now. In a trance, he was a little confused. Is he screaming now?
Oh, it seems that I have been screaming all the time. I am so tired and want to sleep.
Why not drink some QQ mee mee tea...
The thought of giving up, after it came up, could not be shaken off.
"Q, Q, meow, meow..." Lin Li's mouth had begun to subconsciously want to say the safe word. The voice was very low, but it was indeed said.
"Mom! Hang in there! Don't faint! You can do it!" Zhou Baowei's eyes were filled with tears, and he began to laugh wildly to encourage.
Mother's love! Mother's love!
Mother's love is indeed the greatest power in the world. Zhou Baowei's voice made Lin Li, a new mother, regain her spirit!
She couldn't give up yet!
Her own children and her own husband were waiting for her!
Lin Li shouted about family affection and bondage, and sat up straight on the recliner again.
"Mother of my child, hold my hand when you are in pain, let me give you strength." Bai Bufan's eyes were also filled with tears. He also laughed wildly and extended his helping hand to Lin Li.
Lin Li did not refuse, and there was light in his eyes. This was the light of love. He immediately grabbed Bai Bufan's hand with both hands.
Then.
Qingzheng Yulei Fa, start!
I'm so fucking electric!
"Ah!!!!" Bai Bufan suddenly started screaming, scaring Zhou Baowei and Lei Dao Da Na who were standing by.
"What's wrong, Dad, did Mom grab you very hard?" Zhou Baowei asked in surprise.
"No, no! This electricity, it's transmitted to me, damn it!!" Bai Bufan's voice trembled, and he half-knelt on the ground on the spot, and began to struggle to pull his hand out.
"Young man, don't joke," Lei Dao Da Na smiled and waved his hand, "The current of this machine will not be transmitted to you in this way."
"No, there is really electricity! Master! The machine is leaking electricity! Master! Ah!! Stop! Stop the machine quickly! QQ mee mee is so delicious, mee puff tea, QQ mee mee is so delicious..." Bai Bufan was still screaming.
Lei Dao Da Na heard this, and shook his head helplessly and amusedly.
The safe word is not meaningless if it is not said by the person himself, and he will naturally not end the challenge.
It's just that these children are now
One was electrocuted and almost died, but he insisted that there was no electricity.
Another had no electricity at all, but he insisted that he was electrocuted to death.
You guys are really (pointing and pointing).
(End of this chapter)
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