Chapter 127 Asking for 18 likes, thank you all
"Let go! Lin Li, let go! I can't stand it!" Seeing that the master of thunder refused to believe him, Bai Bufan could only frantically try to break free, but Lin Li grabbed him too hard, and all his struggles were in vain.
I must quit masturbating when I go back, otherwise I really can't do anything to Lin Li.
"Dad, I need you!" How could Lin Li let go.
After having a stable channel to output the lightning accumulated in his body, Lin Li himself has a greater tolerance to lightning.
Moreover, Bai Bufan's screams are like heavenly music to him. Lin Li heard that his brother was so miserable now, and felt that most of the pain had gone away.
Doctor Bai is a miracle doctor.
"Get out! I don't need you! Divorce! Let's divorce now! It hurts me to death!" Bai Bufan twitched all over, and began to beat Lin Li's left hand with his left hand that was not caught.
Then his left hand was caught by Lin Li's right hand again.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Super! Super! Plus! times!
Bai Bufan: "!!!"
"Ah!!!"
"No, I don't accept the divorce!" Lin Li rejected Bai Bufan's request for divorce.
"Ah!!! Who cares if you accept it or not! Hurry up and give me a divorce!"
"According to the law, non-litigation divorce, separation for more than two years, and major faults cannot be unilaterally divorced! So you must let me accept it!" Lin Li grabbed even harder.
"Please, brother, divorce, all the property belongs to you, Baowei also belongs to you, I will leave the house with nothing, and I will pay you alimony! Divorce!!" Bai Bufan was still struggling, but after he was sure that even when Lin Li was electrocuted, his brute force could not match Lin Li, his voice was full of pleading.
"I don't want anything, I just want you!" Lin Li acted out what it means to be deeply in love.
"But there is a kind of love called letting go!" But Bai Bufan is really a scumbag.
"That's not my way of ninja!"
"Fuck, I'm going to collapse, I'm really going to collapse - Lin Li, you're going to electrocute my shit and pee and fart!!"
"It doesn't matter, you forgot what kind of store this is, the people here have rich experience in dealing with shit and pee and fart!"
"Fuck!"
Lin Li, this beast, opened an impeccable attack, and Bai Bufan was broken.
The relationship between the two has already shown an irreparable rift. When
parents quarrel, the biggest victim is always the child.
At this time, the poor child Zhou Baowei, who witnessed his parents' relationship break up to this point, was so scared that he began to twitch on the ground and made a sound like crazy laughter. He
laughed a little too much, and then Zhou Baowei got up from the ground and persuaded weakly: "Don't quarrel anymore, don't quarrel anymore, it won't kill people."
"Yes! Baowei, and Baowei! Lin Li, you grab the child, the child can give you more strength, Baowei, roll over and grab your mother's hand!" Bai Bufan noticed Zhou Baowei and immediately shouted as if he saw a savior.
"I won't." Zhou Baowei took a step back cautiously.
Although he knew that Bai Bufan was putting on an exaggerated performance and was not electrocuted at all, it would still hurt if he approached Lin Li to get caught. This kind of thing was unnecessary.
If Bai Bufan knew what Zhou Baowei was thinking now, he would definitely say loudly: "I am exaggerating, your mother is exaggerating!"
So Zhou Baowei just watched Bai Bufan's life force weakening little by little.
He was almost dying, and he still felt a little bit reluctant, so he persuaded: "Bufan, if it really doesn't work, let's confess."
"You fucking ask, I confess! I confess everything!" Bai Bufan, who was tied to Lin Li and had given up struggling, said weakly.
His body was still twitching from the electric shock from time to time, and he screamed occasionally.
"No, Bufan, don't confess, hold on, maybe, later, there will be a honey trap--" Lin Li was pale and encouraged from the side.
"Then I won't confess for now." Lin Li's words made sense, and Bai Bufan clenched his teeth again.
Time passed by little by little.
The eyes of the master of thunder became more and more surprised.
You know, the most important customers of maternal and child stores are mothers. If fathers can bear the pain of childbirth, they may feel that it is just like that, and it is easy to make the most important mother group dissatisfied and feel that it is not in place at all.
And this activity also gives large coupons and gifts after the full experience, so in fact, there is no intention to let people pass.
Therefore, although the current output by the machine is within the safe range, it is more painful than normal childbirth, and it has been maintained at this strong force. Even Wu Jing has to say a few words about the quintessence of Chinese culture.
But although the kid in front of him screamed very fiercely at the beginning, he is still suffering in pain with the naked eye, but he seems to have really persisted?
The young are formidable, this is the real legendary electric resistance king.
At this moment, Lin Li closed his eyes tightly. Although Bai Bufan had given up escaping, Lin Li's hand holding his hand still did not release the force at all.
Qingzheng Yulei Fa kept running, absorbing the current, and then transmitting it to Bai Bufan with both hands.
However, the output power is far less than the absorption, otherwise Bai Bufan would run away even if he cut off his arms.
The main stinging pain was still spreading throughout his body.
Practice, this is practice! Lin Li kept comforting himself with such thoughts in his heart.
Damn, when ordinary people encounter this kind of practice between life and death, shouldn't they be reborn like a phoenix and gain a great opportunity, such as Qingzheng's Thunder Body Great Perfection? Why is it that I am just being electrocuted, and my Thunder Body has not improved after being electrocuted for so long.
It should be because there is no spiritual energy flowing. If I had known earlier, I would have kept two spiritual stones in my crotch.
How can spiritual energy be such an inconvenient thing?
"Baowei! How long will it take until the beauty trap--" Bai Bufan, who was lying on the ground, felt that two centuries had passed. He opened his eyes and asked while twitching.
"It's only three minutes left, hold on! Father, mother, I'm proud of you!" Zhou Baowei answered after checking the time on the machine.
"It's not difficult, I, I suddenly became energetic, haha, that's it."
"It's a last breath, it's a last breath! It looks like you're going to die soon!" Zhou Baowei said happily.
"Great, I'm finally going to die."
Bai Bufan was also happy. He had seen his grandmother greet him a long time ago, and now they can finally hug each other.
...
The extremely painful current finally stopped slowly.
It turns out that being ordinary is such a happy thing.
"Congratulations! Young man, you are the first customer to fully experience painful childbirth since the opening of our store's activities! Congratulations!" Lei Dao Da Na, who turned off the instrument, said with great relief.
Warm applause rang out around him.
"Bufan, we are the champions." Lin Li finally let go of his hands holding Bai Bufan, and he collapsed on the recliner, opened his eyes weakly, and sighed softly.
The hand beside him fell down weakly after he let go, and Bai Bufan did not respond. He
was probably dead.
But it didn't matter.
After praying devoutly in his heart for a while, Lin Li opened the system.
[Task 2 has been completed.]
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Qingzheng Yulei Body effect increased by 100%; System currency * 50. ]
Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Although he did not beg for mercy or cry out in pain, Lin Li was still worried that the system would think he was not brave enough.
If he was really shocked again, this was not an amusement park ride, it would be too much to bear.
"Fuck, why are there so many people? Why are you all here?" Completely relaxed, Lin Li, who was covered in cold sweat, sat up and looked around, and was shocked.
A huge group of people surrounded here.
The employees of this store, male classmates such as Wang Ze, and some strangers.
No wonder there was so much applause, Zhou Baowei hadn't been crazy for several minutes.
"We were at the door of the video game store on the opposite building, and we heard Bufan's screams and Baowei's wild laughter from a distance, and then we came." Wang Ze explained while giving a thumbs up, "Awesome Lin Li, you can withstand level 10 pain for ten minutes."
"Fortunately, I didn't feel anything. I feel like I can be reborn ten times." Lin Li shrugged.
"Indeed, it's just like playing house, you just need hands." Bai Bufan, who was still lying on the ground, nodded.
"Hello sir, these four are your coupons, and here is a pack of baby wipes..." The clerk also took the reward for the complete experience at this time, and then asked: "Do you need help to pack it up?"
"No, I've already packed it up."
Lin Li sneered, stood up, and then staggered with weak legs.
Fortunately, he had strong body control ability. After twisting a few steps, he stood up completely and said to the clerk with a smile: "You are so conscientious. Such a simple activity, giving benefits."
The clerk: "..."
I can't spray it, this is indeed pretentious.
But why don't you wipe the cold sweat on your forehead first.
After Lin Li got the prize, he was in a dilemma for a while. These maternal and child products and coupons were useless to him.
Although some baby shower gels and talcum powders are completely fine for adults to use, it seems unnecessary for Lin Li to buy these for the vouchers.
"Baowei, do you like it?" Lin Li shook the rattle in his hand at the 1.8-meter-tall Zhou Baowei and handed him a pacifier. "These are toys that mom won for you. Take them if you like them."
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Go away."
Lin Li suddenly had an idea and asked the clerk: "Are these coupons bound for me to use?"
"I don't think so, but the coupon can only be used once a day." The clerk said after hesitating for a while.
"Okay, thank you, everyone! Look here! Selling coupons at a low price, with these small gifts attached. Does anyone need them?" After Lin Li thanked him, he simply shouted to the customers and passers-by in the store.
The clerk did not stop him.
In theory, the right to use the coupons belongs to the store. This transfer behavior can be debated and stopped, but he is not the store manager and receives a fixed salary.
- Don't worry about the store manager if you wear the clerk's clothes.
When Lao Da wore the No. 8 jersey, he only slept eight hours a day, and when he wore the No. 24 jersey, he slept twenty-four hours a day. This is the experience of the older generation of artists, and it also verifies this theory.
Don't waste your time, because it will not only upset customers, but also affect your mood. In the end, you may not get any good results in the store. It's unnecessary.
There is still a market for this kind of coupons, especially for customers who originally planned to consume in this store. In the end, Lin Li sold a bag of things plus coupons for 150 yuan. It was a win-win situation. Lin Li directly accepted the other party's offer. After all, it was free.
Everyone was happy. Half of the Spring Breeze Fairy (Lu Zhishen's reverse model) was in hand.
"Can you earn so much? I also want to experience it. I am a sports student. Isn't it easy to have a child? Take this and forward this tweet, right?"
Wang Ze and his group saw that Lin Li could even make money by doing this, and they immediately became interested and began to take pictures and forward them.
...
Commercial parking lot.
On the bus, Xue Jian, who was well-informed, had no interest in going shopping in the commercial district, so he stayed on the bus.
"How to make students with bad intentions turn over a new leaf? There are three ways-"
Xue Jian listened carefully to the experience sharing of other key teachers.
However, after listening to half of it, his brows did not relax, feeling that it was useless.
Lin Li's mind is not just crooked.
After thinking about it, Xue Jian changed a video and clicked on it:
"How to maintain a good attitude in the face of students with crooked minds, there are three ways-"
It hits the spot.
This should be what I want to learn.
Xue Jian's brows relaxed and nodded.
After watching the video, Xue Jian benefited a lot and planned to share it on his Moments.
"Zhang Haoyang: Collect eighteen likes, quickly. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Maternal and Infant Products Store is having an event! Spend more than..." "
Xue Jian liked it, probably because he bought things for his children at home and needed to forward it.
"Qin Zeyu: Eighteen likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Maternal and Infant..." "
You have children too?
Xue Jian liked it again.
"Zhou Baowei: 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""
"Ding Sihan: 18 likes, thank you. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""
"Wang Yuezhi: Everyone please help give a like↓↓↓."
"Chen Yuying: Give a like, thank you everyone. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""
"Zhuo Yongfei: Please give 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""
"..."
All the friends circle, all the likes, except Wang Yuezhi, there is no link, no idea what's going on.
But it doesn't stop Xue Jian from having a puzzled look on his face: "???"
Buhao!
It's impossible for everyone to have children at home!
Something is wrong again!
"Master, open the door! Let me get off! Quick!" Xue Jian shouted at the driver who was sleeping with his hat on his face.
(End of this chapter)
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