Chapter 18: People in love just can’t say each other’s name, is that a sin?
“I haven’t touched the opposite sex for a long time, I went out to buy gold at night, the salesgirl accidentally touched my hand, I lost my composure, and I ran back, alas.”
“Is this your fucking excuse for robbery and indecent assault?”
…
“It’s like this, when I was staying in a hotel, a small note came in from under the door, which read “Duck, 100 per time, strong and healthy, one time is guaranteed to be enough for an hour, if not enough time, I’ll pay 400.”
I thought it was a good deal at the time, so I called him over. In the end, that jerk was done in five minutes, threw 400 yuan at me, and then you came in.
So you really can’t sentence me as a seller! I’m a buyer, give me some face and detain me for a few days, can’t you? ”
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“Listen to my explanation. I collect second-hand mobile phones. How would I know that this customer sent me the location of a hotel? But there is money to be made, so I have to go. There is definitely bargaining when collecting mobile phones. There was a lot of back and forth, and we both sweated profusely. We definitely had to take a shower. As for the transfer record on the phone that you mentioned, that is the money for collecting the phone. "
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" Guarding Jiefang West is really a documentary. Lin Li was shocked when he heard the conversations coming from several interrogation rooms.
There are indeed talents here, and they all speak very nicely. It is worthy of being a place where young people can realize the truth.
There are a lot of people arrested at one time tonight, and there were other cases to deal with. For a while, the interrogation room was not enough.
But fortunately, it seems that because he is the only minor, the car he took was not the first to arrive here, but he successfully jumped the queue and was interrogated in advance.
His chair is a classic stainless steel interrogation stool. Yang Liang is a good comrade. He took the initiative to put handcuffs on him just after he said uncle.
Lin Li felt that there was already a bond between the two of them - maybe if he patted Uncle Yang's butt, he would know what posture to put on.
"There is no need to handcuff and shackle this kid, right?" The interrogation requires at least two or more demon suppressors, so a demon suppressor who seems to have a higher position than Yang Liang is also here. Looking at Lin Li's handcuffs, he looked at Yang Liang with some confusion.
"This little beast begged me to handcuff him. "Yang Liang snorted heavily to express his annoyance.
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "?"
"This little bastard probably has a problem with his brain. He is underage and mentally ill. His mother's BUFF is full of him. I don't even want to interrogate him. Just ask his family to pick him up." Yang Liang said with a gloomy face.
"It's not that simple. I am actually a transgenderist. My biological gender is male and my psychological gender is female. But I still wear men's clothes because I have a cross-dressing fetish. I am also a homosexual so I like women. And I am a mixed race of Jewish and black people, but I look like a local because I have a rare yellow disease and a genetic mutation..."
Lin Li raised his hands and began to chant.
"Foreign BUFF is useless here, shut up." Yang Liang is now very skilled in telling Lin Li to shut up. After saying that, he looked at the demon-suppressing envoy next to him, "See, I said he was mentally ill, right?"
The demon-suppressing envoy rubbed his eyebrows with a headache and nodded.
"I think it is very impolite to say that he is mentally ill in front of others. "Lin Li cleared his name.
"Yang Liang, you are right, end the process quickly and let his family come to pick him up." The Demon Suppressor nodded even harder.
"I know, start the interrogation! We ask, you answer." Yang Liang nodded, then looked at Lin Li and slapped the table hard.
"Just because two people in love can't call each other's names, they have to be interrogated?" Lin Li took the initiative.
Yang Liang: "..."
Interrogation is so troublesome.
He wanted to use the great memory recovery technique.
As everyone knows, the country he lives in has been called a country of etiquette since ancient times.
Then you should use your fists to bang! bang! bang!
"Okay, two uncles, we have almost experienced what we should experience, and it's time to show our identities. I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to show my cards," Lin Li paused slightly, smiling mysteriously: "I am your man, I'm an undercover."
Another Demon Suppressor: "It's really a psycho."
Yang Liang: "I said it all."
Lin Li: "I'm not! "
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "It's probably not realistic to ask him for information. When we caught him, did he have any ID?"
Yang Liang: "I didn't see his ID, but he had a cell phone. Let's go check it out."
Lin Li: "Would you mind me?"
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "Why didn't you say so earlier? I thought there was only this person."
Yang Liang: "Then let's go."
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "Yes."
Lin Li: "I'm a woman. Hello, hello, I'm a woman. Didn't you send it out? I'm women."
"..."
The two people had an extremely dull conversation, without even looking at Lin Li from beginning to end, and were about to get up and leave.
It was a bit disrespectful.
Seeing that the two demon-suppressing envoys were about to leave, Lin Li hurriedly explained: "No! Uncles, I am really an undercover! To be exact, this operation was led by me! The reason you carried out this operation tonight was because you received a phone call reporting it, right?
That report call was made by me! My name is Lin Li, and the last number of my mobile phone is 9749. You can definitely match it up!"
Lin Li's remarks immediately made the two demon-suppressing envoys look at him. The three of them looked at each other in silence for a while, and then Yang Liang widened his eyes and
said in a broken voice: "You are the reporter whose brain...is not normal?"
Lin Li: "..."
Brain-dead, I just wanted to say brain-dead, right?
Your headquarters cursed so dirty.
"It's not me, I'm not brain-dead, I'm very normal." Lin Li shook his head, and then induced:
"Your headquarters should have said that there is another normal, great, loving and admirable reporter, right? That's me."
The three looked at each other in silence again.
"It's him."
"If it was this kid who reported it, I can understand. It's something he could do." Yang Liang suddenly smiled with relief, turned his head and nodded to his colleague, "No wonder I didn't see anyone looking for me at the scene. It turned out to be this kid."
"Then I'll leave him to you first. I'll go help others. We're too short-handed here tonight." Another demon suppressor also looked a little funny and helpless, and stood up.
"Okay."
"Although you are the reporter, due to regulations, we can't just let you go. We still need you to cooperate with me to make a record. Come on, follow me to the office." Yang Liang walked forward, ready to unlock Lin Li's handcuffs and shackles, and looked up with a premonition:
"No, the interrogation room is very busy tonight. Many people are waiting in line to use it. We can't just take a record like this."
Lin Li widened his eyes and swallowed the "uncle" he was about to say.
He was actually predicted.
He didn't pat his butt, but Uncle Yang knew what he wanted?
However, Lin Li nodded immediately. Experience is experience, but it is unnecessary to cause trouble to others. Besides, he has sat on the interrogation chair before. He only hopes to have had it once, not forever.
This thing is not long-lasting.
After regaining his freedom, Lin Li stretched his body, followed Yang Liang to the office, and took back his mobile phone.
Lin Li unlocked his mobile phone, showed his phone records, and confirmed his identity as a whistleblower.
"Damn it, I don't even know how to start this record. I have been a policeman for so long, and this is the first time I have seen someone like you." After Yang Liang sat down, he hugged his head with a bit of laughter and tears, leaned back, and then said in a gentle voice:
"Xiao Lin, do you have anything you want to say first?"
The attitude of the demon suppressor towards him has changed significantly.
Arrogant at first and respectful later, it makes people laugh when thinking about it.
This idiom does not seem to be used in this way. Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Lin Li nodded, and then expressed his own opinion:
"I won't say a word before my lawyer comes."
Yang Liang: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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