Chapter 19 We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we all laugh.
"It's just a joke, uncle, I'll liven up the atmosphere." Lin Li just thought that the phrase "hiring a lawyer" was very cool and wanted to say it.
If it weren't for the inappropriateness of adding swear words to this phrase, Lin Li really wanted to replicate Carl in "Shameless".
"Do you know that my blood pressure has been very high because of you all the way here? Are all the children of your generation so abstract?" Yang Liang really had a headache.
He now wanted to meet Lin Li's parents even more and ask for their parenting experience so that he could completely avoid the thunder.
"That's not the case. There are relatively few people as good as me." Lin Li shook his head.
The only person around him who can obviously crush him is probably Bai Bufan, otherwise how can they be good brothers.
"Great, the country can still be saved." Yang Liang breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Li: "?"
The curse is so dirty.
"Let me ask you the questions." Yang Liang waved his hand. He could see that if he gave the initiative to Lin Li, the direction and style of the matter would definitely go astray.
"First, let me ask, how did you know that Qingjue Health Club was secretly providing erotic services?"
"A friend of mine told me." When in doubt, leave it to a friend, "As for the name of the friend, it should be okay if I don't tell him, right?"
"Actually, we won't investigate him if you tell us, but we can understand if you don't tell us. It's your freedom." Yang Liang nodded. This is human nature. Then he asked the question he really wanted to know and was most curious about:
"So Xiaolin, why didn't you report it to us directly at the first time, but went there first... before experiencing it, and then told us?"
Ask me? You ask the system?
Do you think I want to sacrifice my small self for the greater self?
I don't want to get involved.
But he couldn't say that when the words came to his lips: "First of all, my friend actually heard about it from others and didn't actually go there. So, in order to avoid calling the police, I must first confirm the authenticity of the news and get evidence.
So I went to investigate on the spot and called you. At that time, I had already confirmed the evidence.
Secondly, I have to clarify one thing. In fact, I have not lost my innocence... No
, uncle, what does your expression mean? You are laughing, right? I am saying these words very seriously now."
"We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh." Yang Liang pressed his palm to his mouth and said sincerely.
"Unless you can't help it?" Lin Li's teeth itched.
"It's not that Xiaolin I don't want to believe you, but when I entered your room, you didn't even have time to put on your clothes." Yang Liang recalled the scene and said with some difficulty.
"No, I get angry when I talk about this. First of all, it's not us. Only Xiao Jing is not wearing anything, and she is not wearing anything on top." This time Lin Li's voice is even louder, "Secondly, fortunately I have a recording to prove my innocence."
Lin Li took out his mobile phone, clicked on the second half of the two extremely long recordings, and started playing it at double speed, occasionally dragging the progress bar.
"..."
"Miss, please respect yourself!"
"..."
"Listen, listen, uncle, I am really a virgin, I even said nonsense like "Miss, please respect yourself!"
"Forty minutes, this is forty hours, I waited for you for forty days! Ah sir!! Do you know how I have been through these forty years when no one cared about me? How painful and tormented it was!"
Lin Li stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs, his eyes slightly red, a little too into the role.
Yang Liang didn't say anything, took Lin Li's phone, and pulled the progress bar back a bit, so Lin Li's own voice came out of the phone:
"... a little to the left, yes, just press the muscles on the calf, and use more strength, yes, yes, yes, my god! Ah~~ So cool - Si Guoyi~~~oh, yes~~"
"During these forty years, have you been in pain? Are you suffering? Why didn't I hear it?" Yang Liang looked at Lin Li seriously and asked sincerely.
It's quite embarrassing to listen to your own moans. Did you scream so loudly? The atmosphere of angrily questioning the contact person that he had created for many years of undercover work was destroyed. Lin Li scratched his head, sat down again, and said a little embarrassedly:
"One thing is one thing. Let's put it another way. Although my body feels comfortable, my spirit is in torment and torture every moment..."
Yang Liang: "..."
I've said everything good and bad to you, right?
But he did believe that Lin Li did not accept the gray service. Think about it, this is right. No matter how abstract it is, you can't jump into the fire pit when you know that these people are coming soon.
Pull the recording to the end, the stage where Xiao Jing is about to force him to serve, and then Lin Li said:
"Did you hear it? I didn't even know she took off her clothes. If you really came a little later, I would be raped, or I would be dirty! Forty minutes, how can it be so slow! I will report you for being passive when I go back!"
Lin Li's tone was resentful.
It was obvious that Yang Liang didn't seem to have received enough professional training, and he smiled happily.
Lin Li looked over with an even more resentful look: "Don't you want to give an explanation?"
Yang Liang explained: "My teeth are too hot, so I took them out to air them."
"That's not the explanation I want!"
Yang Liang answered Lin Li's previous question: "Ahem, we need to explain what you just said. We received the notice as soon as possible, and we didn't waste any time throughout the process. But in this kind of place, the cautious ones will even leave people at several street corners around to tip off.
In order to ensure the success of the operation, you can see that each of us is traveling in plain clothes and driving our own vehicles. At the same time, we have to mobilize manpower, which takes time. In fact, it's fast to arrive in 40 minutes. You can't blame us for this.
And in your case, even if something really happened, we will not hold you responsible after considering the situation."
"Ah? Why didn't you say it earlier? You misled me!"
Yang Liang: "?"
Looking at the regretful Lin Li, Yang Liang laughed and shook his head. This kid really climbed up as soon as he was given a pole.
"I was wondering why you were so arrogant after being arrested, and even wanted to ride in a police car with handcuffs on. You are so confident and know that you will be fine, so you want to experience all of this, right?" Yang Liang confirmed with a smile.
Now he has reacted.
"I guess so, and I really can't recognize you on the spot, because those arrested are still there, what if I get retaliated against afterwards." Lin Li nodded.
"You are right to consider this point, and you should be cautious. Okay, this information is enough for me to write a report. You are fine, you can go, I will take you home.
If you want to take a photo at the door, you can do it now. I can drive the police car to take you home, which can satisfy your last regret." Yang Liang put away the paper and pen, and then said.
"Sure, but uncle, I have one more thing."
"What is it? Tell me."
"It's... For this undercover business, I paid a very expensive price of 399. You know, I'm still a student. This is very important to me. You don't need to reimburse me. It should be okay to give it back to me, right?"
Lin Li said cautiously.
This is 399! 798 packs of spicy strips! 133 bottles of iced Lao Da tea! 1 Spring Breeze Elf (Zhang Fei's model)!
A rocking car can rock for a whole day.
If Lin Li doesn't get this money back, he will be miserable.
"Didn't you get a massage?" Now it was Yang Liang's turn to tease Lin Li.
"That's at most 99 services! The most important premium, I refused it with all my heart! So, uncle, refund me 200, and the rest will be your kickback." Lin Li argued.
"Kickbacks!" Yang Liang scolded with a smile, "This money can definitely be returned to you, and if nothing unexpected happens, as a whistleblower, I should be able to help you apply for a certain amount of bonus.
But it is illegal to transfer money directly with her phone now, and I can't do that. I must follow the process step by step. If you are short of money, uncle can transfer my money to you first, and you can return it to me when the money is on your card."
"No hurry, I can wait."
Lin Li waved his hand indifferently. He still had a lot of living expenses on hand. As long as the money can be returned, everything will be fine.
"Anything else?" Yang Liang asked.
"Yes." Lin Li thought about it and nodded again.
"What's the matter?"
"Can Xiaojing go out with me for 20 minutes? Ten minutes is fine, five minutes... five minutes is not good, five minutes is too short."
Looking at the excited Lin Li, Yang Liang: "?"
"I have something important to ask her. By the way, prepare a 1.8*2 meter bed for me, with a Simmons mattress, jelly, popping candy, ice cream--"
"Shut up and go home."
"Okay, uncle!"
(End of this chapter)
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