90. Chapter 90 Don’t Be in This Barber Shop



Chapter 90 Don’t do

it in this barber shop. Promises are very important and should not be made lightly.

With the system possibly going crazy at any time, who knows if the next encounter will be in the Hehuan Sect?

So “rose” is the best reply to express one’s feelings.

Unfortunately, Yang Liang didn’t seem to understand his feelings. When he said goodbye on WeChat, there was a sense of resentment in the text.

There was really nothing I could do about him.

In the evening.

After Lin Li searched for information in front of the computer for a while, he solved some doubts on the photocopy. At this point, the translation of Qingzheng Yulei Fa was basically half completed.

The speed was much faster than when I translated the Eight-stage Body Refining Exercise before.

In addition to the fact that the content was indeed much less than the Eight-stage Body Refining Exercise, the experience and knowledge accumulated during the previous translation also provided a lot of benefits this time, greatly improving the efficiency.

With a new technique, you naturally have to learn it.

The content of the opening chapter, which is the first step for Lin Li to practice this Qingzheng Yulei Fa, is simple:

if you want to control thunder, your body must be able to receive and control thunder and lightning. The opening chapter is about how to use spiritual energy to transform your body into a Qingzheng Yulei Body, so that your body can absorb, transfer, and output thunder and lightning.

As the transformation of the thunder body progresses, the efficiency of these links will also increase, and finally the efficiency will be greater than 1 - that is, after the absorbed thunder and lightning rotates once in the body, the power when it is output is stronger than when it is absorbed, and the thunder body becomes an amplifier.

If it can only be used as an amplifier, then this thunder method cannot be called a thunder method. After the thunder body is fully developed, self-generated thunder and lightning will also be a basic operation.

When Yang Yongxin comes, he will have to respectfully call himself the King of Thunder and Lightning.

Electric shock boy, use your Mars Dali Group!

The shaping of the thunder body requires spiritual energy, and the spare low-grade spirit stone that Lin Li exchanged but did not use on Sunday night came into play at this time.

After materializing it, Lin Li began to guide the circulation of spiritual energy in his body and knock on the gate according to the introduction of Qingzheng Yulei Fa.

There are too many acupuncture points and nouns marked on this Qingzheng Yulei Fa. Lin Li can't find these words on the modern Internet. It is estimated that they are only circulated in the world of immortal cultivation. Fortunately, it is also a picture book, and he can find the correct position according to the accompanying pictures.

The most important role of the spiritual energy chapter of the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Technique for the transformation of his body is to make the spiritual energy in his body break into two pieces.

This point is not obvious when continuing to study the spiritual energy chapter. After all, the more spiritual energy is needed in the later chapters of the spiritual energy chapter, and the effect of improving the efficiency of the use of spiritual energy is directly offset or even covered.

But now, its benefits are fully demonstrated.

This low-grade spiritual stone feels so durable now.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Li opened his eyes with an unsatisfied mind. The spiritual stone in his hand has become an empty shell.

But its sacrifice is valuable.

The spiritual energy has already been following the instructions of the Qingzheng Yulei Method, knocking on the gates and wandering around in his body for most of the circle. As long as there is another low-grade spiritual stone, he can definitely complete a circle and turn his body into the most basic thunder body.

Then stay up all night and wait until twelve o'clock.

The expectation of the thunder body far outweighs the sleepiness. Now I guess I can't sleep even if I go to bed.

But it's just after ten o'clock.

There are still two hours left. I can't just wait

. If it were before, Lin Li would have started a happy short video time.

But now, the schoolbag that he rarely carries home has its purpose!

Study! I love studying! Study loves me!

Turning on the eye-protection desk lamp, Lin Li worked hard to get Wang Yuezhi as his son.

"I actually did such a thing." Lin Li himself couldn't believe it.

This broken desk lamp is covered with dust, which is enough to show how long it has not been used.

But when Lin Li's mother came home when he was a child, she often saw Lin Li studying like this.

But when she touched the TV or computer case and then touched her earlobe to dissipate heat after being burned, Lin Li knew that his disguise had failed.

Fortunately, mothers rarely have belts.

A feather duster is much more comfortable to use.

...

"A green machine gun shooter and a blue ice shooter, all their offspring are green machine gun shooters. Well, that means that green and machine gun are dominant genes."

"Then after this machine gun shooter self-pollinates, there will be four kinds of offspring, and all dominant and recessive genes will shine. This question is basic. What is the flower language of peas? 9331!"

"By the way, what is the position of self-pollination?"

"Damn, why did you pea family suddenly start to promiscuous in this question? You have no shame! Can you improve your moral standards?"

"Damn Mendel, you used the church's money, planted the church's land, and then took your damn basket of peas to overthrow the church! And Morgan, you and your damn white-eyed fruit flies are not good people either!"

Because he was alone at home, Lin Li could speak his mind directly while studying without any scruples.

Although he was complaining, Lin Li believed that biology was the kindest subject in science, and it was also the subject with the best grades in science.

If the system had not been activated, Lin Li would probably choose biology, geography, and technology from the seven choices.

But because of the basic memory improvement and [Strengthening Knowledge], Lin Li's current choice should be more liberal arts, but anyway, it will be decided at the end of the semester, so there is no rush.

"Ding-ling-ling-ding-ling-"

The alarm clock rang, which meant it was twelve o'clock.

"Great! There are still four hours left before I can grind the daily routine of Genshin Impact!" Just

kidding, Lin Li doesn't play Genshin Impact.

He immediately put down Mendel's legacy, called up the system, and exchanged for today's spiritual stones.

It was another boring low-grade one. The gambler has not yet made any achievements.

[570 (650)]

Since I can use spiritual stones, a bracketed number showing my historical system currency has appeared in the system currency column of my panel.

Putting aside these distracting thoughts, Lin Li sat cross-legged again and began to absorb the spiritual energy in the spiritual stones.

Ten minutes passed.

Lin Li opened his eyes and exhaled.

There was still a small amount of spiritual energy in the spiritual stone in his hand, which he kept in the warehouse first.

The spiritual energy had already completed a circle in his body according to the instructions of the Qingzheng Yulei Method, and the thunder body

was initially formed. Lin Li took out his own copy of the Qingzheng Yulei Method and looked at the contents at the back.

With a thunder body, he naturally had to start controlling thunder, but since he couldn't generate thunder himself, the practice of the Qingzheng Yulei Method still needed the help of external forces.

The Qingzheng Yulei Method did give some advice on external forces, such as "soaking in the thunder pool", "going to the triple thunder sky", "searching for the thunder seed", "taking the purple thunder pill"...

It was very rich and could be called a nanny-level teaching. The only question was:

"Can you fucking say something real?"

"Why don't you let Sister Pao throw a coin on my forehead? Isn't that better than the thunder pool?"

Lin Li threw the copy of the Qingzheng Yulei Method back on the table.

Complaining, he looked around.

Thunder, to put it bluntly, is electricity. Theoretically, it not only exists in reality, but it is also everywhere.

For example, the socket next to Lin Li is now looking at.

If you wash your hands but don't dry them, and then put them directly into the socket to dance with your hands, it will feel a little painful.

Lin Li looked at the charging cable of the desk lamp again. There was a cracked rubber ring in the middle of it, and it was wrapped with black tape several times to ensure safety.

Remove the tape, and then put the copper wire in the wire in your mouth to knit a sweater. It feels that the taste will be a little more spicy than pepper.

If these powers are not enough, it should be fun to do pull-ups on the telephone poles where sparrows often chatter.

Lin Li thinks that he is the most courageous man in the world for having these ideas.

Maybe he can put these ideas into practice in the future.

But it must be in the future.

Lin Li thinks that he can't bear it now.

If his body is blackened by the electricity, what if God thinks he is black and sends him to grow cotton when he goes to heaven in the future?

The lightning body is just beginning to form, so it is better to try it step by step.

With the current lightning resistance of his lightning body, he may not be as good as the legendary electric resistance king Wu Jing.

Lin Li did not hesitate and went directly to the shopping app. He first bought a few electric shock toys, and then bought a basic CNC power supply for more than 600 yuan, which can control the current output of 0-220V.

But now Lin Li just went to sleep and wait for the delivery, Lin Li felt a little unwilling.

Look for other power sources at home.

The first thing Lin Li thought of was the "Electric Little Demon Blood Crow Shooter", which was placed next to his desk.

He picked it up and looked at it. There was a warning on it, prohibiting touching, and a reminder that the sandwich power grid comes with a voltage of 2100 volts.

2100 volts sounds more scary than 220 volts, but in fact, the real impact on the damage is the current. The larger the current and the longer the time, the greater the harm.

After searching the information on the computer, when the current reaches 10 mA for AC and 50 mA for DC, the muscles of the human body will spasm and the pain will be obvious. If it increases further, it will cause difficulty breathing and heart spasm, which is life-threatening.

In addition, when the human body is not wet, there is a certain resistance. This electric mosquito swatter will definitely not kill you, but it will definitely be very painful and may also cause semi-permanent scars.

It is better not to try it rashly.

Lin Li does not want to tarnish his charm that he has finally improved.

Thinking of the reason why Bai Bufan was punished for standing in the physics class today, Lin Li decided to be the kind of idiot who wears sweaters in summer in Bai Bufan's mouth.

Of course, just wearing a sweater is not enough.

The reason why the physics teacher can ask why it is not easy to generate static electricity when taking off a sweater in summer is that the air humidity is high in summer, and the charge is easily conducted away through the water vapor in the air, and it is not easy to accumulate, so it is difficult to generate static electricity.

——But geniuses are always geniuses. Lin Li chose to run to the closet with desiccant to rub the sweater.

He did make a few crackling sounds, but the static electricity disappeared before Lin Li even touched it.

The defeat of a genius.

Lin Li pondered.

"Wait, how could I forget that thing!"

Lin Li threw down his sweater, got out of the closet, and began to search around the house.

Finally, Lin Li smiled.

- He found a few lighters in the tool cabinet at home.

And Lin Li's eyes were fixed on the piezoelectric igniter in the lighter.

Lin Li played with this thing a lot when he was a child.

Using this to shock people, of course, you will also be shocked - because it hurts the enemy a thousand times and hurts yourself eight hundred times. If you press it with your own hands, you may also be shocked.

This is a ready-made electric shock toy.

When he was a child, Lin Li would even go to the street to find someone who had discarded a lighter, and then smash it to get the igniter out.

Of course, violent disassembly is not advisable and very dangerous. Once when he was throwing the lighter, it exploded, but fortunately he threw it far away and didn't hurt himself.

At this moment, Lin Li chose a lighter with the least butane left, pried open the iron sheet on top with a screwdriver, and twisted the plastic part until it fell off.

This way, the piezoelectric lighter can be taken out very safely.

Without hesitation, after all, it would not cause any substantial harm to the human body, so Lin Li immediately aimed the wire at his skin and pressed it down without hesitation.

"Click--"

In the dim environment, one could even see a fleeting flash of electricity.

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(End of this chapter)

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