Chapter 91: Immortal cultivation becomes reality. I will get two to three thousand in a month!
Lin Li's hands did not move at all, and there was no reflex caused by pain.
Not only did it not hurt, but it even felt comfortable at that moment, as if he was massaging himself. Unfortunately, it was too fleeting, and he felt a little unsatisfied.
Lin Li applied some water to the part where he was electrocuted, which could reduce the resistance and make the electrocution more pleasant. Then he continued to press.
Sure enough, it was more comfortable.
When the snapping sound in the room stopped, Lin Li's thumb had a mark.
After electrocuting himself, Lin Li started to electrocute the small objects around him.
It was fun.
Unfortunately, the piezoelectric igniter can only ignite gas, and it is unrealistic to use this thing to ignite dry sawdust.
After all, he is no longer his childhood self. After playing for a few minutes, Lin Li rubbed his painful thumb and threw the piezoelectric igniter back into the toolbox.
I'm tired of playing, I don't want to play anymore, I'm going to sleep.
Lin Li got up and left.
Then he stopped.
What did you come here for?
After thinking for three seconds, Lin Li suddenly smiled in relief.
Damn it, I didn't come here to reminisce about my childhood. I was so focused on being electrocuted that I forgot to use the Qingzheng Yulei Method to absorb the lightning.
——With a small level of thunder body, I can't passively absorb it.
Thinking of the business, Lin Li first absorbed a little spiritual energy from the spirit stone, and then let it flow along the veins of the thunder body in his body, and then pressed the lighter on himself again.
The faint current quickly flowed through his body at the moment the sound sounded, and finally disappeared, which was different from the feeling of being electrocuted just now.
But the amount was too small, and it couldn't be "formed" in the body.
So Lin Li electrocuted a few more times, and finally felt that there was something more in his body that he could control.
"Is this considered absorbed and stored?"
In order to test, Lin Li tore off a miniature piece of paper and placed it on the table, then stretched out his index finger to it, and began to release the current stored in his body according to the method given by Yulei Method.
"Pop--" A faint sound of electric charge explosion.
The paper didn't even move at all.
If there hadn't been the sound of the electric charge exploding just now, no one would have known that Lin Li had discharged electricity.
This was the result of the distance between Lin Li's finger and the scrap of paper being less than five millimeters - the charge could not be transmitted at any greater distance.
This effect was actually much weaker than the effect of using the electric shock device directly.
But Lin Li was very happy.
At this moment, he wanted to (scream) (twist) (crawl in the dark) (wriggle).
Because at this moment, Lin Li finally did something that humans could not do.
This small step of Lin Li was a big step for Lin Li!
His own efforts were meaningful.
"Thank you, butt!"
Lin Li gave his acceptance speech.
Because Lin Li always remembered one thing, in the face of any difficulties, it was his butt that always silently supported him behind him. Without his butt, he would not have been able to hold on until today.
The weak power was only because his cultivation was not yet at home. He originally absorbed less lightning, and his newly formed lightning body was also damaged during the release process. It would be strange if it had any power.
When the lightning body is fully developed in the future, the self-produced lightning can be expanded and amplified. At that time, Lin Li will challenge this scrap of paper again!
And if you use the Qilin Arm in the [Charge] state to release the current, you can also add an additional double to the power.
So, although the effect is not good now, there is a lot to look forward to in the future!
[The Qingzheng Yulei Method has just begun to take shape, and the Taoism has been initially formed. If you want to go further, it is not advisable to work behind closed doors. Practical discussion is indispensable. You may as well discuss Taoism with friends and kill demons with enemies. ]
[Task Triggered! ]
[Task 4: Use the Qingzheng Yulei Method to discuss Taoism with ten Taoist friends, and kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei Method. ]
[Reward: Physical improvement: Qingzheng Yulei physical effect increased by 50%; Yunleizi*1; System currency*50]
Lin Li just had this thought, and the system suddenly popped up a task notification.
After looking at the task description, Lin Li scratched his head.
It doesn't feel difficult to kill ten demons with thunder method, and it's done by electrocuting mosquitoes. Although the system requires the Qingzheng Yulei Method to be precise, it certainly doesn't count if you use the electric mosquito swatter yourself, but it's still simple.
As long as he took off the title of [Blood Crow Killer] and stretched his hand out of the window, the blood crows would naturally stick to his skin, and he could electrocute them to death by discharging electricity.
What confused Lin Li was the part of discussing Dao with ten fellow Taoists. How to discuss Dao? Should he electrocute them one by one?
Although it was fun, it was not good, hehe.
"I'll think about discussing Dao during the day. Let's kill the demons first."
"But it's a bit unrealistic to rely on this piezoelectric device. The current is really too small." Lin Li looked at the piezoelectric device in his hand and felt a bit difficult.
With the power of his electric paper just now, it is estimated that a mosquito cannot be electrocuted in one shot.
And it takes a long time to release a little bit.
It's so small that it can't satisfy Lin Li at all.
So Lin Li searched the Internet for information and studied how to make a long-lasting but relatively safe current release device.
There is actually a basic tutorial.
So Lin Li found a battery from the tool box that was stronger than six batteries but didn't have the advertising fee to mention the name. In a very simple and violent way, he used two copper wires to wrap around the two poles of the battery and connected them in series to increase the voltage.
There are twelve wires on one board, and the voltage is only eighteen volts, which is still within the safe range acceptable to the human body.
Then Lin Li wet his hands completely to further reduce the resistance and allow more current to enter his body.
Then he placed the battery pack on the tile floor where a short circuit would not cause a fire.
Now safety is guaranteed.
Lin Li then held the two copper wires with one hand at the same time.
Simple, rough, but effective.
No short circuit.
The current began to flow into his body continuously, and Lin Li immediately used the Qingzheng Yulei method to absorb it all.
Perhaps because his thunder body had just been formed, within a few minutes, Lin Li felt that he was "full".
The remaining current could no longer be absorbed, and he began to feel uncomfortable from being electrocuted. Sure enough, the premise of comfort was that he could absorb it himself.
His capacity was still too small, and it felt like less than 100 mA.
Lin Li let go, returned to the table, and discharged the paper scrap again. There was a much clearer snap than before, and the paper scrap was turned over by the electricity.
And after finally having a stock in his body, Lin Li could control the output force - he could output extremely high voltage current in an instant, or low voltage weak current for a long time.
However, the effective attack distance is still ridiculously short.
But killing a mosquito should not be a problem.
Before killing the mosquito, Lin Li excitedly dug out his old mobile phone from home.
Plug in the charging cable, but the plug is close to his index finger and thumb.
"..."
"Dongdong."
"..."
In more than ten seconds, the mobile phone charging icon only lit up for a moment.
"I really became a power bank." Lin Li looked at his hands excitedly and nervously.
There was no reaction for the rest of the time because he was not able to control the voltage and current skillfully, and the charger was not compatible.
When he can control it accurately, he can definitely supply power steadily.
Human power bank, this is too convenient. As expected, cultivation is the first productivity!
The future is even more promising.
When the time comes, I will stand on the street and tell passers-by that I will help you charge your phone for 1.5 yuan. Wouldn't I make 100 to 80 yuan a day?
Cultivating immortals into cash, so I must have two or three thousand in a month!
The world's richest man is right in front of us!
I will start to fantasize later, now is the time to complete the task.
So Lin Li followed his previous idea, removed his title, used [Charge], stretched his right hand out of the window, and waited for the willing to take the bait.
[Kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei method (1/10)]
When a mosquito that came to suck blood but only sucked electricity fell from his arm, the system told Lin Li that his plan was effective.
It's a pity that Lin Li is still not proficient in controlling the lightning body. When the mosquito stuck to the middle of his forearm, Lin Li couldn't just let it discharge in the small area where it was, but let almost the entire forearm discharge.
This would waste a lot of electricity, causing Lin Li to have to go back to charge (physical).
At this stage, my power bank is really troublesome to charge, the capacity is small, and the output is not stable.
…
[Kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei Fa (9/10)]
[Kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei Fa (10/10)]
"This completes half of the task of slaying demons. All that's left is to discuss the Dao." After the electricity was finished, Lin Li recharged himself while thinking about how to complete the remaining half of the task.
Then he gave up thinking now.
It was already 1:30 in the morning after doing scientific research and recharging himself late at night. I have to get up before five o'clock tomorrow... no, I have to get up before five o'clock today. I don't have much time left this time.
If I don't sleep now, I won't have to sleep.
He yawned. Lin Li, who had been very regular recently, was indeed sleepy a long time ago. He had been looking forward to the thunder method until now.
He lay on the bed and adjusted himself to a position that made him most comfortable: "Good night."
"Buzz——(Good night)"
Lin Li, who was about to fall asleep, got up with a curse.
Damn, I forgot to close the window, and the big demon Tianxuewu from the groove came again.
...
Although I went to bed late, I got up in the morning anyway. As for the sleepiness, it was unavoidable.
After a simple wash, Lin Li went downstairs to prepare for practice.
Because today's spiritual stone quota was almost used up in the early morning, only a small half was left, so he simply practiced only the odd chapters this morning.
When he saw Zhou Youwei, Lin Li glanced at him several times.
Thinking of it, it was Xiao Zhou who helped him complete his last sparring task.
So this time, can he also make one-tenth of his own?
But Lin Li thought about it and decided to forget it. The old man's behavior was even more excessive than playing chess with Zhanying to make old women.
The more critical reason is that the electric current that is not fatal to many people may be fatal to those who have undergone surgery and stent placement for heart problems.
Lin Li also knew Xiao Zhou's physical fitness. He looked strong, but he was actually weak.
Who knows if he has any stents in his heart or somewhere else that would fall apart if electrified?
In addition, he had previously committed fraud. From all aspects, he is not a suitable sparring partner, even if he treats me well.
It is better to save all the electricity for Bai Bufan, he is resistant to electricity.
Thinking of this, Lin Li put away his thoughts and began to concentrate on practicing.
Zhou Youwei touched his cold back and turned his head to look at Lin Li.
Why does he feel like he has walked through the gates of hell?
What evil idea does this evil kid have?
...
"According to unofficial history, Zhao Yun was a coward, and the remote control was in Liu Bei's hands, so he swore to follow Liu Bei to death."
"I know this unofficial history, and the final cause of death was cholecystitis, right?"
"What should I say tomorrow if you tell me this?"
This week, because Bai Bufan's mobile phone was not with him, he had to bring a lot less breakfast in the morning. After distributing it, Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan back to his seat.
"Bufan, what do you think of thunder?"
Let's start the discussion!
Bai Bufan was very considerate and didn't perfunctory. Instead, he thought carefully for a while before responding:
"Lei? Haven't we discussed this? I personally prefer petite or even no breasts. The best is to hold them in one hand. Da Lei is not suitable for me."
Lin Li: "?"
Who asked you about Lei.
But the matter was too serious, so serious that Ding Zhen had to be sent to stick to the country to talk about it.
So Lin Li had to make this matter clear first, and the system task was put aside a little.
"Then you really have no vision," Lin Li's face suddenly turned cold, "Since ancient times, deep affection has not been retained. Only Da Lei has won the hearts of the people. He lowered his head and couldn't see his toes. He is the most beautiful in the world!"
"How can you pacify the world if your chest is not flat?" Bai Bufan refused to admit defeat in this regard and questioned.
"How can you gather people's hearts if your breasts are not gathered?" Lin Li confronted him tit for tat.
"Rotten wood! Ignorant! I have no common topics with you who play Azure!" Bai Bufan shook his head unhappily.
"Okay, then let me ask you, you porridge man, when you lick your feet, do you tear off the dead skin and eat it? Is the dead skin an extra surprise or a deduction for you?" Lin Li began to attack with his mind.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Is this Chinese?
"Lin Li, do you want to listen to what you are saying? Is this Chinese? There is no dead skin on jade feet! Those with dead skin are not called jade feet! Why don't you ask me if I have onychomycosis!"
The attack was effective, and Bai Bufan was furious. He felt that his XP was insulted!
"Then do you want to-"
"I'll beat you to death!"
...
"I really need to quit masturbating. Why can't I beat you more and more?" Bai Bufan looked sad.
He was subdued by Lin Li in a few moves.
Is this kid pulling a coffin with nine dragons recently?
Bai Bufan wanted to touch Lin Li's head to see if it was pointed.
"Okay, I know you're anxious, but don't worry. What I actually want to ask you is the thunder of thunder magic. Which anime or real thunder magic do you think is the most powerful?" Lin Li finally returned to the topic. Lin
Li's question cleverly led to the aspect of combat power. As we all know, combat power is an enduring topic, and a lot of people like to compare across the world.
Therefore, Bai Bufan immediately had something to say: "I think Yang Wu Lei is more powerful..."
...
After chatting for a long time, until the morning self-study began, the system still displayed (0/10).
It seems that verbal exchanges do not count as exchanges. The system also described that the core is to discuss the way with martial arts.
Bai Bufan must be shocked today.
So Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, looking for an opportunity to shock him. It's
not possible to shock him directly. Now he can't do long-range attacks. If he is discovered when releasing it close to him, it will be difficult to explain.
But Bai Bufan gave himself a chance. At this moment, his hands were on the support columns on both sides of the table, and the support columns were made of iron sheets and connected to the support parts of the entire table.
So Lin Li pretended to pick up something on the ground, but actually touched the support legs of the table.
The electric shock boy and the Mars Dali group, attack!
"Hiss——" Bai Bufan pulled his hand back fiercely.
[Use the Qingzheng Yulei method to discuss Taoism with ten Taoist friends (0/10)]
Looking at the unchanged numbers in the system with some distress, Lin Li still asked Bai Bufan in a hypocritical manner: "Bufan, what's wrong?"
"Just now this chair seemed to have static electricity, damn Luo Hao, isn't it said that static electricity is hard to occur in summer!" Bai Bufan rubbed his fingers, without any doubt that it was Lin Li's fault.
Although the task was not completed, Lin Li suddenly felt so good.
What is the purpose of cultivating immortals? Apart from going to the streets to be a human power bank and earning three thousand a month, isn't it just to go to the dock to electrocute Bai Bufan?
He deserves it!
All those who don't like Da Lei will be electrocuted by me!
So Lin Li looked puzzled, reached out his hand and touched it, and then became even more puzzled: "No."
"I guess the static electricity will disappear... There is still a ball without it!" Bai Bufan gave his own explanation, and subconsciously put it back. After being electrocuted again, he suddenly withdrew his hand and shouted.
"I just don't believe it. I'm the only one who got shocked by the electricity. Are you targeting me? I'm not black. Why are you discriminating against me?"
Bai Bufan rubbed his head, and then he stuck to it again with some confusion and annoyance. The result was naturally the third time.
"Sure enough, it's still there, and it's always there. This is not static electricity, right? Is it a leakage in the school? Is the electricity transmitted through the ground? Lin Li, I touched your desk, strange, why is there nothing?"
Bai Bufan was really confused.
Then Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's hand fiercely, spread it out and found that there was indeed nothing, then grabbed Lin Li's other hand.
"It wasn't you who did it?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li suspiciously, and even began to study whether there was a discharger in Lin Li's shoes.
It can only be said that he knows Lin Li.
However, Lin Li did not have time to respond to Bai Bufan.
[Using the Qingzheng Yulei Method to discuss Taoism with ten Taoist friends (1/10)]
The progress actually increased!
This made Lin Li a little like Louis XVI, and he was confused.
The progress increased by one when Bai Bufan was shocked for the third time.
Does it mean that you have to be electrocuted three times to be considered as sparring?
It doesn't feel right.
Last time, Zhou Youwei and I were knocked down by one move, and the task was completed smoothly.
Lin Li thought about it and felt that he might have found the key to the problem.
The difference the third time was that Bai Bufan already suspected that there was a leakage of electricity in this place, so he touched it even though he knew there was electricity.
The description of the task is to use the Qingzheng Yulei method to spar with martial arts.
Then the system believes that the other party's behavior of trying to withstand his thunder method with his physical body when he knows there is electricity is a competition between his physical body and his thunder method.
Is this considered sparring?
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(End of this chapter)
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