Chapter 306: Pure Love Warrior Kills a Minotaur with One Sword
"Lin Li, can you be more shameless?"
After the flying kick, Ding Sihan covered his forehead with his hand horizontally, shook his head and sighed, indicating that he couldn't bear to look directly.
"Xiao Ding, do you know why I work so hard in this life? It's to prevent others from saying that I am "good for nothing except being handsome, just a vase"!
Alas, people like you will never understand me. "Lin Li slapped his trouser legs neatly and skillfully, his voice sad.
Ding Sihan: "..."
What the hell do you call people like you.
"Enough, enough! Lin Li, I know you are gay, I will tell Yingbao." Ding Sihan's mouth twitched slightly, and he said with a headache.
"Who is Nantong, slander!" Lin Li was angry.
"Aren't you narcissistic?"
Lin Li: "?"
"Eh? Wait! "
Lin Li was stunned, and didn't know how to refute for a moment.
But as everyone knows, Lin Li is very good at drawing inferences from one example.
If you can't refute, then join in.
"Ding Sihan, now is not the time to tell Yingbao this. Let's go, let's go to the nearby elementary school right now. I found that those narcissistic elementary school students are all copper smelting addicts. Shoot them! Must be shot! Damn guy!"
Because Lin Li hates copper smelting the most in his life, he is particularly serious at this moment.
Big mushrooms are all XP that can be accepted by the world, but copper smelting is not!
Ding Sihan: "..."
"According to your logic, self-mutilation and then narcissism, isn't it Stockholm syndrome."
The exam is about to end, and more and more people are handing in their papers. Bai Bufan, who just came up slowly from downstairs, joined in with a smile after hearing such a conversation.
"Bai Bufan, you are going home this week, right?" Hearing Bai Bufan's voice, Ding Sihan didn't respond, but looked at him to confirm.
"Yes, my dad is probably waiting for me outside the school now. I really won't stay in school this week. If there are activities, you can play. "Bai Bufan nodded.
He had said it before.
"But this week's activity is that I will give everyone 10 million in cash." Lin Li spoke at this time.
"Then I'll tell my dad to get out now!" Bai Bufan replied at the speed of light, his words serious, "If I can make 10 million, it's really uncertain who will be the father of this family!"
"You must remember, my father's surname is also Bai, he could also be my surname Bai!"
These words really touched Lin Li.
It would be better to give Bai Bufan 10 million worth of gold some other day. Lin Li really wanted to see this scene.
"Okay then." Ding Sihan did not join in the joke between the two. He nodded and looked back at Lin Li: "Then Lin Li, let's confirm the specific plan in the group chat later?"
"Okay."
Nodding, Ding Sihan walked towards the classroom.
"Bufan, how did you do on the exam."
There were only two people left. Lin Li got closer to Bai Bufan's butt little by little, and asked, preparing to make a feint:
"The last three questions of the multiple-choice test are BCC, right? "
Heh," Bai Bufan smiled helplessly. He was too lazy to check the answer on the test paper. He just sighed sadly:
"I found that exams are no different from surgery. After failing, I can only say to my parents, "Family of the patient, I have tried my best."
Then Bai Bufan's face changed suddenly. After touching his trouser pocket, he ran downstairs.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li frowned after failing the test.
"My fucking scalpel fell into the patient's stomach. I'll go get it! "Bai Bufan spoke as he ran.
Lin Li: "..."
I don't know if Lu Xun's study of medicine can save the country, but Bai Bufan's study of medicine really can't save the country.
But if he studies medicine abroad, maybe he can, saving the country in a roundabout way is also saving the country.
...
The bell rang for the end of the exam, and Chen Yuying was worthy of being a good student. She had obviously finished writing and checking more than ten minutes ago, but she continued to check and sat until the last moment.
When Lin Li heard the bell and returned to the corridor in front of the classroom, the window had been opened.
Finally, he could not only look at each other through a small gap.
He couldn't go in yet. The students in Class 4 who had already handed in their papers, including Lin Li, were waiting in the corridor for the invigilator in the class to collect the papers and let them in.
Waiting.
When all the answer sheets were collected, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, adjusted his non-existent glasses, sneered, and pointed at her: "The last three single-choice questions, B, C, C!"
Chen Yuying looked down at the test paper, looked up and nodded with a smile: "I know."
"The last two multiple-choice questions are BCD and AB. "
"Hmm~"
"The last two questions and five small questions, 25 Newtons, 180 joules, 5.2 meters per second, 2.8 meters per second, the maximum compression of the spring is 0.42m!"
"That's the answer." Chen Yuying now looked like a supporting actor.
"Damn, they are all right. It seems that we can't make up the gap in physics." Hearing that Chen Yuying had no objection, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.
"What a pity." Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded.
The man was handsome and the woman was pretty, and the picture was beautiful.
The two of them really had a lot of fun.
But in the corridor and in the classroom, the other students who had not yet stood up really wanted to feed Lin Li's horse.
"I know! Lin Li, you are an idiot!"
"Didn't get any one right? Damn it, Lin Li, don't force me to beat you at this beautiful moment after school!"
"Oh my god, I guessed all the questions right except the big one! Physics is really too easy."
"Ah!! Something got into my ear! Don't let it in! Don't let it in from there! It's dirty there~" "
Class monitor, you... Lin Li, you are an idiot!"
Almost everyone looked at their own papers subconsciously after hearing the two people's answers.
However, after seeing their own answers on the paper, few laughed. Zhou Baowei, on the other hand, must have eaten a lot of dog shit today. At this moment, he felt like Fan Jin had passed the imperial examination.
Chen Tianming, who had seen all the answers wrong, was furious—not in his stomach.
More people chose Hong Wen and insulted Lin Li.
If this was just Lin Li's answer, it would be fine, but it was also the answer that Chen Yuying and Zhou Baowei certified.
There is no need to say much about the gold content of Chen Yuying and Lin Li, and Zhou Baowei is also a candidate.
So it must be correct.
Wang Yuezhi looked at the BBC on his paper and frowned in annoyance.
He got one wrong.
He was indeed a little hesitant about this question, and he didn't remember the details of the knowledge point clearly.
The annoying British Broadcasting Corporation, the British police really need to go in and take care of it.
But it's okay, let Lin Li three points.
The gap between me and Lin Li in the last exam was more than three points! The advantage is still mine!
As a pedestrian, I should have given three points of courtesy.
After the invigilator sorted out the answer sheets and confirmed that nothing was missed, he signaled that the students inside and outside the classroom could enter and exit freely.
The candidates left and returned to their classes, and Lin Li, who had been beaten up by the group, covered his butt, dragged his broken body, and moved his desk and chair back to the classroom.
Fighting is fighting, group fighting is group fighting, why do these evil beasts always like to pinch their butts in the chaos, send them all, which idiot did you learn from.
The four classes of the first grade of Gou Cao are all from Nantong, and they are willing to accept heterosexuality in the secular world.
Because Xue Jian will say something later, Lin Li can't leave first. After moving back to his seat, he has nothing to do for a while.
Looking up, Chen Yuying is restoring her own seat.
So Lin Li opened the textbook that Chen Yuying had placed on his desk.
It's so clean. There's nothing on it except for the notes.
You know, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's textbooks have been ravaged.
After learning to turn the book with fingertips, the corners of the textbooks are always a little dirty and old. None of the portraits of characters in the book are real people. They are either covered with beards or filled with non-existent parts.
Confucius even wore black silk stockings.
Occasionally, you can turn to a page where all the closed areas in the text are filled with black pen.
All the closed areas of the options are zero, and the public exam candidates are ecstatic.
Looking up furtively, Lin Li took out the 2B pencil for filling in the card and quietly wrote something on the corners.
What "Lin Li, sir", "Lin Li is so handsome", "Lin Li" and other such outrageous words made Bai Bufan, who came over curiously, vomit.
I don't know whose child it is, I hope it's Baowei's, Lin Li is quite supportive of them.
#older#racial segregation#sadomasochism#heavymouth#pure loveHe
wrote a little bit in every textbook, so shameless, so cool.
Unfortunately, before he finished writing, he noticed from the corner of his eye that Chen Yuying was coming over.
He had no choice but to close the textbook and stuff it into Chen Yuying's pile of books, then stood up with them in his hands, bent down and handed them to Chen Yuying who had not yet approached.
"Did you write anything in my textbook?" Chen Yuying approached, hugged the textbooks in her arms, and asked with her head tilted.
"I swear on Bai Bufan's happiness in this life, no." Lin Li shook his head firmly.
"Fuck, I refuse! He wrote it! He wrote it!" Bai Bufan wanted to play dead, but Lin Li didn't give him a chance, so he had to expose him.
In fact, when Lin Li was unusually honest in writing and not barking in the classroom, Chen Yuying had already noticed it. Now that she got this answer that she had already expected, she just looked at Lin Li with a reproachful look and returned to her seat with her books.
Xue Jian arrived soon.
Damn, it turned out that he tricked the students in to kill them.
He said he had something to say, but in fact, he had a test paper as homework. He said the test paper as something, and the old man had a heavy accent.
After perfunctorily reminding him to be safe, he left school on the spot.
...
In the evening.
"Ding Sihan: @Lin Li @Chen Yuying, ddd, I have a plan."
When the message came from the "Three People and One Dog" group, Lin Li was stuffing his big translation into the small text of the sword formula.
"Lin Li: @ me first, are you secretly in love, huh?"
"Ding Sihan: "Nansang County First People's Hospital Psychiatric Department Mini Program Registration Intersection"
" "Ding Sihan: Register yourself.
" "Chen Yuying: What plan?"
"Ding Sihan: Let's go to the pet park to play!"
"Lin Li: Pet park? Do you two have pets at home?"
"Ding Sihan: I just have some cat food."
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: What do you mean by raising some cat food? What, do you worship cat food like an ancestor?"
"Ding Sihan: Hamster."
"Lin Li: "Thumbs up" That's a lot of cat food, mine, mine. "
"Ding Sihan: Actually, I really want to have a cat or a dog, but my parents don't care. Helping me feed the hamster while I'm in school is the limit for them."
"Chen Yuying: My family doesn't have one either."
This is the case for boarding students. When they only go home on weekends, the so-called pet-raising is basically just to enjoy the positive feedback from the process of raising a pet. Most of the troublesome things, such as feeding, caring, and companionship, need to be handled by their parents.
If parents are indifferent to pets or don't have time, it is indeed a burden.
"Lin Li: Then the three of us don't have one, and Bufan is back home, so how can we go to the pet park?"
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: What do you mean?"
"Ding Sihan: Can we join the chat?"
"Bai Bufan: Yes."
"Ding Sihan: I didn't tell you, go play somewhere else." "Bone" "Bone"
"Bai Bufan:?"
"We plan to go to a pet-friendly park. You can buy tickets and enter normally even if you don't bring your pet." Ding Sihan said after Lin Li and Chen Yuying joined the chat.
"Then the question is, what's the point of going to a pet park without a pet?" Lin Li asked.
"Don't we have other people's pets? We can play with other people's pets." Ding Sihan responded as a matter of course.
"Fuck, genius!" Lin Li had to admit it.
"I was originally thinking of going to a cat and dog cafe, but the cats and dogs there are too worldly and too realistic," Ding Sihan said. "The few times I went to the animal cafe, the cats and dogs inside would only interact with you if you had food in your hand."
"Once you don't have food, they will immediately switch to the next target or doze off without paying attention to anyone."
"Use cat and dog teasers. I don't bother to pay attention to those old cats and dogs. They are not particularly fun. I thought about it and the pet park can be rounded off. What do you two think?"
Ding Sihan shared his experience.
It can only be said that any industry cannot avoid the existence of slacking behavior.
"I can do it." Lin Li nodded indifferently.
"I can do it too." Chen Yuying responded.
"I checked it last night. There is no Xiling, but there is one in Jinshui Town next door. The area is okay. I have sent the link to the group. It takes about half an hour to take a taxi. Let's go there in the afternoon and come back when we get tired of playing?"
"Sure, let's go." Lin Li agreed before clicking on the link to see the details.
To be honest, Lin Li is very busy now. If he thinks about it, he can actually arrange a full schedule on the weekend.
But again, Lin Li lives for himself, not for the system.
He is not really in the world of immortal cultivation. If he does not work hard to cultivate, he will become an ant that can be killed at will. He does not have so much pressure.
"Ding Sihan: "Link""
"Lin Li: @Ding Sihan, the ticket is only 18 per person, but the ticket for pets is 28~58!? Damn, it's a good thing Bai Bufan didn't come. He is a large dog and costs 58."
"Ding Sihan: It really is."
"Chen Yuying: "Little Bear nodded." "
"Qu Wanqiu: That really saves money."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: Why are you grouping with me again?"
"Bai Bufan: Aren't you on a voice call? Why are you inexplicably communicating through text?! And Qu Wanqiu, you're the only one who didn't go, what are you doing?"
"Is it settled then?" Ding Sihan decided. "We can go to the supermarket to buy some snacks and drinks when we get there. Even if there are no cats or dogs to play with, we can just treat it as a normal park and sit there for an afternoon. If it's not fun, we can change the plan."
"No problem."
"Where should we meet tomorrow to take a taxi?" Ding Sihan asked.
"My house, so that you can play an escape room before we go to the park, which is worth the money." Lin Li suggested.
"Pervert." Chen Yuying spat softly. I don't know if it was because she was lying on her bed and making a call, but her voice was soft and sticky.
"What, squad leader, it was stuck just now, I didn't hear it clearly, can you say it again?" Lin Li pressed the volume + on his phone and asked at the same time.
"Ying! Bao! Say! You're a pervert!" Ding Sihan suddenly shouted in a very loud voice.
"Ears!! Ahhh! My ears! Ahhh!!"
In an instant, the only sound in the voice was Lin Li rolling on the ground and screaming in grief.
Of course, there was also the laughter of the two girls.
In the end, they simply compromised and set the meeting place downstairs of Ding Sihan's house, and then the voice was disbanded.
Stopping the work of expanding the "Qiankun Ring", Lin Li took out the "Array Formation Five Three" and "Basic Sword Art" and continued to study and translate the two.
Until nearly midnight.
Lin Li would not go to the sad Laoyou Road again. Lin Li rode his bike to Donghu District.
Donghu District is the academic holy land of Xiling, because it has the most bar dances and love shakes in Xiling.
It was also late at night, and the situation here was very different from that on Laoyou Road.
Today is Friday night, and the shops on both sides of the road are basically all open, and the flashing neon lights of various colors are more dazzling than the double-headed holy sword that Lin Li lost.
It was already midnight, and many men and women took taxis or drove to this place, and walked into bars or even discotheques.
Some of them were drunk when they got off the car. They must have drunk in other places before and came to change places now.
Lin Li walked back and forth on this street for a while, but did not see any illegal or criminal behavior.
After thinking about it, Lin Li walked towards the only disco in Xiling.
A small part of the reason was to see if he could find an opportunity to complete the mission by going deep into the enemy camp, and the main reason was that Lin Li was curious about this kind of place.
It was not strict, and he didn't even look at Lin Li's ID card, which made Lin Li feel that he was a fool.
He just asked which booth Lin Li was in, and when he heard Lin Li say that he was going to the bar, he nodded and didn't care.
In the narrow and dark corridor, as Lin Li moved forward, the music became louder and louder, and occasionally he could feel the walls and the ground trembling slightly.
Lin Li pushed open the heavy soundproof curtain, and the deafening electronic sound waves came in with the restless heat waves, and the heavy smell of alcohol filled the air.
Squinting his eyes to adjust to the strobing lasers, the light strips and spotlights on the ceiling were shooting all over the place.
As the only disco in Xiling, it was actually not very big, probably about 100 square meters.
Young men and women basically gathered at the scattered tables with no seats, all reaching out to the middle, playing grabbing phones or boxing games.
Those who were a little older, middle-aged, basically occupied the booths, accompanied by one or two women who looked much younger.
In front of the DJ booth, there was an empty space with no seats, and a bunch of people crowded there, hugging or alone, shaking their heads to the music.
Someone once told Lin Li that the so-called disco was to write the word "shit" in the air with your head to the rhythm of the music. Now it seems to be a bit like that.
Lin Li frowned slightly.
Just now, with just a glance, he saw a table playing the mouth-passing ice cube game, and men and women stood alternately in a circle. When passing the ice cube, people at one table would deliberately press the man's or woman's head to let them kiss.
Is this a kiss?
And this is not an isolated case.
For example, suddenly a boy hugged the two girls next to him, and made a three gesture to the other people at the table, indicating that the three of them should form a group, and those who did not form a group should drink.
All kinds of ambiguous games filled the eyes.
It was consensual and had nothing to do with him, so Lin Li continued to scan for a while.
Lin Li looked at the booths, especially those where women were already drunk.
As expected, he saw many men touching their female companions.
It might be considered as molestation, but would Lin Li really step forward to stop it?
Lin Li was afraid that he would become a clown and be scolded by men and women as an idiot who was meddling in other people's business.
As for drugging, fighting with wine bottles, etc., Lin Li didn't see it at all. After all,
Lin Li is not Conan, and he can encounter cases everywhere.
"Would you like to play in our booth for a while?"
Perhaps he stood there for too long and was noticed. A girl dressed very fashionably and wearing fishnet stockings came to Lin Li and held up her mobile phone with the following words written on it.
Lin Li waved his hand.
"First time here? Add WeChat and I'll take you out to play later?" The girl typed again.
Lin Li waved his hands again and again.
The girl nodded and did not pester him. She returned to the booth where there were more girls than boys, whispered to her friends, and continued to play games with everyone. She
has a strong ability to control the situation, as if she is doing marketing.
After searching in vain, Lin Li stepped out of the soundproof curtain and walked out of the disco.
Feeling the sudden tranquility and fresh air, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
There are slogans everywhere, such as "Don't fight, hospitalize if you lose, and go to jail if you win". There are security guards in the bar and disco, and the management is orderly. People who make trouble will be kicked out immediately. Everyone has a scale in their hearts. It is unrealistic to expect the wild villains that Lin Li expects to appear. The
show will end at three or four o'clock here. Lin Li can't wait that long, at least not today.
So Lin Li gave up for the time being and rode home.
But Lin Li always felt uncomfortable and uncomfortable.
The scene just now always flashed in his mind.
The lights are bright and the people are drunk.
To be honest, although I was prepared, it was still a bit shocking to see such a scene for the first time. I
was seventeen that year, and I always felt that pure love was invincible.
Fuck.
How can I believe "I smoke, drink, go clubbing, and have tattoos, but I'm a good girl"?
Hello, your mother.
Of course, Lin Li does not rule out the existence of good girls in the world who simply like to drink and go clubbing to relieve stress, and who go clubbing but keep themselves clean.
There must be some.
But, it's tiring enough to find a needle in a haystack, why bother looking for a needle in the bottom of shit.
It's not appropriate to kill with one stick, but it's convenient.
Lin Li parked the car.
Still uncomfortable.
So he took out his mobile phone.
"I patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"
"Chen Yuying: What's the matter?"
"Lin Li:? Class monitor, why haven't you slept yet? It's almost one o'clock.
" "Chen Yuying: I'm about to go to bed, and I just saw the news. Why haven't you slept yet?
" "Lin Li: I just recited ten thousand hell jokes, pat you, add merit."
"Chen Yuying patted "your" butt and asked if the melon was ripe."
Patting can sometimes be accidentally triggered by adults, so Lin Li set it up normally.
"Chen Yuying: Then you should clap more, you've used up your merits too quickly."
"Chen Yuying patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"
"Lin Li: Got it."
"I patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"
"I patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"
"I patted..."
"Chen Yuying: You take your time patting, I'm going to sleep, good night, you should also go to bed early, see you today."
"Lin Li: Okay, sleep in the evening."
"Chen Yuying: What does this mean?"
"Lin Li: It means good night without a woman."
"Chen Yuying patted your butt and asked if the melon is ripe"
"Chen Yuying: Then good night, handsome guy."
Putting the phone in his pocket, Lin Li smiled and pedaled his bicycle with all his strength in the night.
The discomfort disappeared.
Driving the creaking wheels, rolling over the ineffective starlight, carrying the thumping heartbeats.
This year, I am eighteen years old, and I still feel that
pure love is invincible.
(End of this chapter)
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