Chapter 307: Wall-Facing Lin Li, I am your wall-breaker
"I was controlled for another 30 seconds."
Lin Li got up and washed, and went through his daily routine in the bathroom.
Lin Li suddenly realized that every boy is actually a sweet and soft little princess.
Because every morning, no matter how many layers of mattresses there are under the bed, when you get up, you will still feel something hard and uncomfortable underneath - isn't this the Princess and the Pea?
Ah ah ah ah baby, it turns out that we are a group of little princesses ah ah ah! ! !
- Oh, by the way, hypocritical princesses can't be, expelled from the male class.
Community park.
"Lin Li... Can you teach me your boxing skills?"
When Lin Li put away his boxing frame and rested on the spot, Zhou Youwei, who was standing beside him, hesitated for a few minutes and said embarrassedly.
Originally, after Lin Li rejected him indirectly last time, Zhou Youwei decided not to speak again.
Humph, I don't want this boxing method.
However, Zhou Youwei found in the past few days that Lin Li's boxing frame was getting more and more exaggerated like a master.
Every morning, the body's swinging trajectory is unusually coordinated. Although it has a low presence, once you observe it carefully, Zhou Youwei sometimes holds his breath unconsciously.
Even just practicing his own Tai Chi, he feels a sense of oppression that a firefly dares not compete with the xenon searchlights of a nuclear power plant.
It is so terrifying, and this is something that should not appear on an 18-year-old boy.
What's more, this evil kid was so thin and weak two and a half months ago.
Zhou Youwei felt that he would believe it if he told himself that Lin Li cultivated immortality.
Then he had to learn it.
"Huh?"
Lin Li, who was calculating how long it would take to complete the "new" "Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise" combined with breathing method to see if he could complete the task, turned his head when he heard the words.
"Can you teach me the boxing method you use?" Zhou Youwei gritted his teeth and repeated it.
Seeing Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly and did not respond immediately, Zhou Youwei suddenly felt embarrassed and regretted hastily saying:
"Well, if the person who taught you asked you not to pass it on, just pretend I didn't say that. I'm just asking, I'm interested, interested."
"Grandpa Zhou, the person who taught me didn't tell me that I couldn't pass it on to others. It's okay to accept you as his disciple on his behalf, but he said that you have to be down-to-earth when practicing this technique. I'm afraid you can't stand it."
Lin Li came to his senses and shook his head to remind him.
"No, absolutely not! No problem, what can I not stand? I've been down-to-earth all my life. This is not a requirement for me, it's a daily routine."
Hearing this, Zhou Youwei immediately straightened his chest and patted his chest where he often got a stitch in the side.
"Really? But I feel that your body is not very strong. I'm afraid I'll hurt you." Lin Li looked at Zhou Youwei, then looked at the soles of his shoes, feeling a little embarrassed.
Zhou Youwei: "(；☉_☉)?"
Don't make a noise, let me grill.
What the hell do you mean you're afraid I'll step on you.
Wait.
"What the hell is this stepping on a junior brother?" Zhou Youwei pointed at Lin Li, his expression like that husky emoji.
What kind of master-disciple relationship are you?
Junior brother is for Japanese use?
Zhou Youwei quickly realized that something was wrong and said, "And you don't step on anyone under your feet! Are you kidding me?"
"Because I didn't have a junior brother before." Lin Li answered immediately.
"Oh, so that's the case~~" Zhou Youwei smiled and pointed at Lin Li.
Lin Li also responded with a smile:.
Zhou Youwei got a stitch in the side.
Lin Li rescued him.
Flowing like water, very skilled, and done in one go. .
"Grandpa, if you want to learn, you can just follow me and try."
After Zhou Youwei woke up, Lin Li smiled and said,
"I've been busy recently and don't have time to teach you in a rigid way. Besides, I'm not qualified to be a teacher yet."
"But my movements are very slow now, and you should be able to keep up. If you really can't remember, you can also record it first and learn it later. Anyway, the tutorials are like this now."
Lin Li really didn't mind Zhou Youwei learning it.
As early as when he first practiced the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise, Lin Li didn't mind Xiao Zhou stealing his skills, and he never had any taboos about movements.
After all, apart from the Spirit Stone Chapter and the breathing rhythm he had just learned, the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise for the Physical Body is actually just a health-preserving exercise with a very good body-strengthening effect, and it does not contain extraordinary elements - at least it does not appear in the short term.
If Zhou Youwei wants to achieve the same effect as himself, it is completely impossible.
Lin Li looked at the system, and no corresponding tasks popped up.
What a pity.
Without the tasks, it would be impossible for him to make time to teach Xiao Zhou the exercises, as he was already very busy.
"Well, then thank you." Zhou Youwei turned his head away from Lin Li's gaze and thanked him. He
was already very satisfied.
Mainly because he didn't get permission, Zhou Youwei only dared to imitate Lin Li's movements when Lin Li was not around, and he was even afraid that this guy would hide in the bushes and watch him.
In the future, he can try to learn directly. Zhou Youwei was very satisfied and grateful for this result.
"I didn't do anything. What is there to thank you for? Anyway, you just watch and learn. If you feel that you are not up to par, you can ask me if I am downstairs in the morning."
"I was joking when I said step on the ground, Junior Brother. Our sect emphasizes the same as what you know, which is to practice until you sweat profusely and the ground is wet, step on the wet ground."
Zhou Youwei could not help complaining: "This is different from what I think of as being down-to-earth! What's wrong with your sect? Do you have to use homophones?"
"It means the same thing. Grandpa, have a good rest. I'll leave after practice."
"...Okay."
Looking at Lin Li's back, perhaps it's time to change his impression of Lin Li.
Go upstairs.
Because he got home late this morning, he has only slept for three hours so far. After breakfast, Lin Li took a nap for an hour and a half.
Then he rode his bike to the Nansang Vehicle Administration Office.
Take the first test.
There are quite a lot of people in the vehicle administration office, and the age range of the people present is quite large. The youngest is a young man like Lin Li, who is estimated to be around 20 years old, and the oldest is in his 40s or 50s.
Young people should be here to take the driver's license test, and middle-aged and elderly people should be here to get a replacement driver's license.
Lin Li followed the guidance of the staff, found the machine to get the test seat number, and lined up to scan his face.
Middle-aged people in small places always find it easy to chat with each other, even if they don't know each other at all.
That is to say, it is the vehicle management office now, otherwise Lin Li felt that the middle-aged people in front of him would lift up their clothes at any time to show their big bellies, pat their bellies while talking, and suck their teeth from time to time, making a sound of sucking.
Now these people are talking about how their driver's license points were deducted. After listening for a while, it is not interesting. It is nothing more than crossing the solid line and running a red light. It is not exciting at all.
Why is there no drinking and hitting people.
There should be some criminals, so that Lin Li can keep an eye on these potential old criminals.
By the way, if someone is hit and can't be found, can he be sued for hit-and-run and the driver's license of this passerby will be revoked forever?
After receiving the number, go to the examination room and computer designated by the number and wait for the test to begin.
There is no suspense.
All the questions can be answered at a glance. Lin Li spent more than two minutes to finish the first 90 questions, and the real-time data in the upper right corner showed that all were correct.
Even if all the questions were wrong , he passed.
If it weren't for the delay in the computer switching questions, Lin Li felt that he could finish the test in one minute.
After clicking the last option, he handed in the paper.
Full marks.
When Lin Li stood up and walked to the invigilator's desk to sign and leave, everyone, including the invigilator, was stunned.
Especially when everyone confirmed that Lin Li's computer was not malfunctioning or feeling unwell, but that he had simply finished the test.
Not my buddy?
I haven't even finished ten questions yet, and you've already finished the test, and you passed?
Damn it.
The fastest legend of Nan Sang.
The fastest man in Xiling!
After receiving his certificate of qualification and retrieving his phone, Lin Li took a photo and sent it to Yu Jianan.
"Yu Jianan: OK, awesome, I'll make an appointment for you for the second test after the cooling-off period is over. It will probably be the week after next. If you are free this week or next week, you can come to practice driving. Just tell me half a day in advance, and I can arrange it."
"Lin Li: "Transfer 500""
"Yu Jianan: Oh, how can I be so embarrassed."
"Yu Jianan has received your transfer"
"Yu Jianan: It's OK as long as the money is there, and you can take back the kindness."
For Lin Li now, any problem that can be solved with cash within 40 million is not a problem.
Of course, if you really want 40 million, then again - Damn it, why don't you just rob it.
...
After another morning of unremitting efforts, the "Basic Sword Technique" was finally translated and he could start practicing.
The first part Lin Li learned was flying the sword.
Perhaps because of his good comprehension, he learned it quite quickly. After pinching the sword technique, the "invisible sword" that possessed him would generate a specified suction force, so that when Lin Li stood on it, he did not need to consider balance all the time, but the speed was really not good. At
the current speed, I am afraid that I can't even see the butt of the old lady who was grabbing half-price eggs at the village head.
But as the saying goes, you have to eat one bite at a time and shit one piece at a time. Take it slow, now is just the beginning.
The future is promising.
For lunch, Lin Li ordered a small portion of braised chicken with rice, which consisted of an all-star lineup of frozen chicken, chili peppers, Hakimi and mushrooms.
After eating and resting for a while, it was almost time, so Lin Li went downstairs and rode his bike to Ding Sihan's house.
The community where Ding Sihan lived was next to the Nansang Library. After registering, Lin Li rode his bike directly into the underground garage and parked it.
Then he returned to the door.
"Lin Li: I'm here, come back quickly, don't keep me waiting too long @陈雨盈@丁思涵." "
Ding Sihan: What are you barking about? I arrived yesterday. I've been waiting for so long, but did I urge you? Are you so anxious? Speechless, get down."
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: Ding Sihan, I really have to control you "remote control". " "
Bai
Bufan : Ahh ... "Lin Li: So how long will it take you two? Otherwise, I'll keep pressing the remote control." "Chen Yuying: I'm on my way. I'll be there in a few minutes." "Ding Sihan: I'm still drying my hair. It will probably take another ten minutes. If you're tired of waiting at the gate of the community, you can come to my house and sit for a while." "Lin Li: Are there any adults?" "Ding Sihan: Of course, otherwise how can I be at ease being alone in a room with a creature like you. " "Lin Li: Then I won't go (put on pants)." "Ding Sihan: Lin Li, you're crazy!!!" "Qu Wanqiu: The things in brackets are too embarrassing." "You have withdrawn a message." " Lin Li: Then I won't go (put on Taobao's new American retro spring and autumn youth casual jeans for 199 this year)." "Lin Li: @Qu Wanqiu, it's 199 pants, 199, whose life is it? Can you afford it? Huh? Still embarrassed? Huh? Speak!" In response to Lin Li's remarks, Qu Wanqiu summarized the following six points. "Qu Wanqiu:..." Obviously, she was speechless after being criticized by herself. Now he probably wants to ease the relationship with me again, but he doesn't know how to start, and he is so anxious. Himself, win! Before Lin Li could continue to chat in the group, a car stopped at the gate of the community. The thin autumn sun sprinkled on the slowly opened car door. When the beige short boots lightly touched the ground, Lin Li smelled the citrus scent in the wind. I smell it! A creamy white turtleneck sweater wrapped around her slender neck, and under the dark green plaid pleated skirt, two calves covered with black knee-high socks peeked out. The long hair that was stretched in the sun had a little brown at the end, giving people a feeling of being dyed, but as the angles of the girl and the light intersected, it was found to be just bright ink. It seemed that it was not Chen Zhongping today, nor was it the driver at home, but just an online car-hailing service, so there was no interaction. Chen Yuying trotted directly to Lin Li, and when she took the last three steps, she took one step and spit out a playful word—— "Long, wait, lah." These three words were broken into slow motion and spit out, making each syllable very beautiful. Lin Li reached into his pocket, and then, under Chen Yuying's inquiring eyes, he took out a pair of... disposable chopsticks. Chen Yuying: "?" Why did this thing appear? "Why did you suddenly take out the chopsticks?" Chen Yuying asked curiously. "Because I saw my food, let's eat!" He quickly tore open the chopstick packaging, held one in each hand and shook it in a circle, then Lin Li pointed it at Chen Yuying, rubbing it against each other to remove the burrs, and then continued to knock it against each other. If he dared to play with chopsticks like this when he was a child, Lin Li would be beaten into a top fight by Wu Min. But fortunately, now is the adult time, Wu Min can't control this. Chen Yuying's face flushed slightly, and a faint but long sweetness gradually spread from her chest to her whole body. "You'll be full to death." Here is a reward for Lin Li. But then, Chen Yuying remembered something, pinched her pleated skirt, and turned slightly left and right. The hem of the skirt was then slightly lifted, revealing more of her smooth white thighs. Swish, swish. Chen Yuying was about to say what she had prepared in the car, but the next second she saw Lin Li holding out chopsticks to pinch her thigh. She really couldn't help it, so she raised her hand and slapped Lin Li hard - anyway, she thought she slapped him hard. "What are you doing!" "Let's eat, otherwise."
Actually, Lin Li has a secret that he has never told Chen Yuying. In fact, he is Uzumaki Naruto's brother.
So, quickly show off this thigh sashimi to yourself! Urgent,
urgent, I am King Jiji.
"Squad leader, isn't the action you just lifted up your skirt equivalent to the chef opening the lid when serving a dish? I understand." So, what does Lin Li's hand have to do with being slapped? The chopsticks have been used, and the meal must begin.
Lin Beihai's ideological stamp is very solid.
This thigh must be eaten! This is to preserve a seed for human civilization.
Disposable chopsticks number, forward four!
Successfully advanced.
Unfortunately, Chen Yuying's thigh is really slippery. After the chopsticks touched it, they slid along the arc, and the tips knocked together, and nothing was picked up.
This leg is usually maintained with Dove.
Okay, you can not eat it, but Lin Li really wants to touch it.
"No way!"
Chen Yuying took a step back, away from Lin Li's eating range. She pulled up her skirt again and turned slightly, then smiled and said,
"I'm letting you look at my skirt, Lin Li. My skirt is over 800 yuan. Whose life is it? Hmm? Speak, speak~"
The word "speak" should have been asked loudly at the end, but perhaps Chen Yuying was not good at this tone, so it had no power and was even soft.
But the cunning in her eyes overflowed, making her look cute and a little like a supermodel.
Nuwa, come on, turn on the microphone, do you have the guts to say that Earth OL is a fair game again? Hmm?
Of course, if it's not fair, then it's not fair. No nerfs are allowed, keep strengthening!
Our brother's favorite is the super-standard hero.
I just like this kind of numerical beauty!
"What! It's over 800! I didn't expect it to be my fourth life,"
the jeans on his body worth 199 (actually 149, Lin Li reported 50 more) were somewhat eclipsed.
It seems that Chen Yuying is here to help Xiao Jiujiu get back her face. Lin Li nodded and said flatteringly:
"Squad leader, I am convinced, so I decided to kneel and lick you."
"Of course, a real man is born between heaven and earth. If you don't want me to kneel, then I won't kneel."
Lin Li insisted on being obedient.
"What if I don't want you to lick me?" Chen Yuying asked back.
"I will pretend that I didn't hear it this time, but don't say such things next time. I am the little emperor, and I can do whatever I want. You have no right to control me."
Lin Li changed his face very quickly.
Those who stab me in the face will be whipped dozens of times and exiled to another courtyard.
But Yingbao will not be exiled to another courtyard.
Exiled to the inner courtyard.
A few whips... I'm sorry, I am guilty.
"Then you are not allowed to do anything." Chen Yuying took another half step back, shook her head and smiled with emotion: "Lin Li, if you continue to develop abnormally, one day you will emerge from the cocoon into... a dirty big moth."
"Shouldn't it be a cocoon into a butterfly? Don't change the fixed combination randomly!"
"What butterfly are you talking about?" Before Lin Li could speak, Ding Sihan's puzzled voice came from behind.
"Ah, you said I am a reverse butterfly, a butterfly flying against the wind~" So Lin Li turned his head, started at zero frame, and sang.
Ding Sihan: "?"
The girl's blushing is better than any love words.
Sad news!
149 jeans battle damage +1.
(End of this chapter)
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