Chapter 308 A movie for two people, three people are too crowded
. Lin Li has become a man with broken pants.
The two of them started to circle around Chen Yuying. After a while, ignoring Ding Sihan's dog barking, Lin Li asked: "Have you taken a taxi?"
"Not yet." Ding Sihan was also tired of chasing, so he stopped and shook his head.
"Then I'll take one."
"Okay."
With permission, Lin Li walked to a battery car parked nearby and punched it.
"I've been annoyed with you for a long time! You're stuck here like a nail! I'm annoyed when I see you!"
"Beep-woop-beep-woop-beep-beep-beep!"
The avenue was wiped out by this punch, so the anti-theft alarm sounded as expected.
"OK, the driver should have received the notice, let's wait for him to pick us up."
Lin Li returned to his original position and accepted the idiotic looks from the two, especially Ding Sihan, who suspected that Lin Li was making a veiled accusation.
"What kind of taxi are you taking!!"
"Let me do it." Chen Yuying smiled and used her mobile phone to take a taxi.
Less than five minutes later, a BYD stopped at the four people, very authoritative.
Remember, BYD's flower language is - "the last number of the mobile phone number".
There are only two kinds of cars in the world that can enter and exit high-end places unconditionally, one is Maybach and the other is BYD, but it does not mean that the two are equally noble, and there is also a gap between masters.
- Remember, BYD can also pick up people who can be picked up by Maybach, and BYD can also pick up people who cannot be picked up by Maybach.
Driving this car to have an affair, other people's husbands see their wives getting off your car. If they are polite, they will also say to you, "Thank you, master, for your hard work, and be careful when you go back.
" The real authority is word of mouth.
However, Lin Li is a little bit missing Bai Bufan now.
It's not that he wants to pinch his butt. Lin Li is not so superficial, it's just something that dogs don't pinch.
"Why don't you sit in the front row?"
Ding Sihan, who opened the back door and was about to take a seat, turned his head and found that Lin Li was also waiting to get in the car behind Chen Yuying, and asked with a smile and teasing.
Lin Li: "..."
How come he was called out?
Damn Bai Bufan, if you come, you can sit in the back row.
Why don't you come!
Useless thing, I'll scold him on QQ later.
"You don't understand this, right?" But Lin Li knew how to respond to Ding Sihan's malicious questioning:
"Research shows that in a general five-seater car, the seat danger factors are from high to low: front passenger seat > driver's seat > front passenger back seat > driver's back seat > back middle seat."
"Car accident tragedies happen every day. At the very least, the car will be destroyed, and at worst, people will die. In the past, there were too many of us and we had no choice. As a good Chinese man, of course I am willing to sacrifice myself to take this position with the highest risk factor.
If something happens, I will die first and never live in vain.
And when Bai Bufan was with me, I let him sit in the front passenger
seat to protect you and me. If something happens, let him die first and never live a dog's life. But now, we have a choice, and our conditions have improved. Ding Sihan, you still want me to sit in the front passenger seat? Isn't this just asking for trouble? My God, you are really vicious."
Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, the driver: "?"
It was too reasonable. Lin Li felt that he was simply a genius. He believed it himself later.
"The more I think about it, the angrier I get, Ding Sihan! How can there be such a filthy and evil person like you in the world! I really despise you!"
Lin Li was so angry that he wanted to reach out and poke Ding Sihan's spine.
His heart is worthy of death!
Ding Sihan: "(╬~皿~)!"
"Are you sick?" Ding Sihan raised his fist and attacked Lin Li's shoulder, laughing and scolding:
"Can you please not say such unlucky things when you are about to get on the bus! What if you are a jinx!!"
The driver said nothing, but nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Especially when he just found out that according to Lin Li's logic, if there was no one in the passenger seat, the first person to die in the accident seemed to be himself.
This kind of thing is a tonic.
I'm not a dog, I want to live! !
"Preparing for a rainy day is to respect life, Ding Sihan, please don't treat our life safety as a joke." Lin Li had already stood up and was very confident.
"Okay, for my safety, I want to sit in the safest middle seat in the back row, Yuying, you go in first." Ding Sihan nodded.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
You see, Lin Li said that Ding Sihan was malicious and there was no rumor involved. Is
n’t this pure evil?
Super effeminate, born bad!
“Don’t be so selfish, just get in! Go!” Not knowing what to refute, Lin Li had to use brute force, stretched out his hand to help push Ding Sihan directly onto the car.
Then he wanted to go in and sit in the middle, but his clothes were pulled by Chen Yuying again.
“My seat, you are not allowed to take it.”
Baby, you are so selfish, competing with me for the safest seat.
Chen Yuying, bad too!
Lin Li finally sat in the back row of the driver’s seat, the second to last safest seat.
“The last digit of the mobile phone.” After the three got in the car, the driver spoke the flower language.
Lin Li looked at the mobile phone on the front bracket, and the top group chat was Xiling BYD Car Club and Xiling Didi Driver Group.
Too authoritative. If the car friends decide to have a party one day, the whole of Xiling will fall into chaos with no cars to hire.
Before Lin Li could imagine how terrible this moment would be, Ding Sihan leaned forward slightly and looked at Lin Li. After two clicks of the tongue, he teased:
"Someone said something to pay attention to safety, but after getting in the car, he didn't even fasten his seat belt. If something really happened, you would be the first to die. Haha, I don't know where the safety is."
Lin Li: "..."
Buhao, was caught by this guy's weakness.
"The car hasn't started yet, who said I didn't fasten it." Lin Li quickly took the seat belt in front of him and inserted it into his own safety pin.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
The two looked at each other strangely.
The driver, who was about to start the car, fumbled around, turned around, and stared at Lin Li.
"Master, are you looking for something?" Lin Li asked politely.
"I'm looking for my three points, oh, and two hundred yuan."
The driver stared at the seat belt that belonged to him but was now taken away by the cow and inserted in the back, and said every word seriously.
Lin Li: "(*▽*) Eh?"
"Hehe, sorry... I'll give it back to you."
Lin Li quickly unbuckled the seat belt that didn't belong to him.
The latches are all the same, I can't blame myself for admitting my mistake.
It's been a long time since I've fastened my seat belt in the back seat.
To be honest, Lin Li remembers that he never fastened his seat belt once when he sat in the back seat of a car.
Many times when Lin Li took a taxi alone, he sat directly in the back seat because the co-pilot had to wear a seat belt and it was too troublesome.
As for the seat belt fastening reminder in the taxi app.
I don't listen to it, it's just a turtle chanting.
...
Lin Li is not Nuan Yangyang, not a crow's mouth, and he didn't have a car accident. He
arrived in Jinshui successfully and safely.
"When I retire in the future, I will drive out during the morning, noon and evening rush hours every day, and then drive super slowly, driving wherever there are more cars, causing traffic jams."
After getting off the car, Lin Li made his vow.
"So bad." Chen Yuying smiled and glanced at him.
"I support you. Call me when the time comes. You block the fast lane and I block the slow lane." Ding Sihan nodded, also feeling resentful.
The reason why the two had such an evil idea of revenge on society was that although there was no car accident on the way just now, they were stuck in traffic for half an hour.
Maybe it was because there were many people on the weekend.
Can Thanos make a targeted snap of his fingers?
However, although it was a bit boring when stuck in traffic, Lin Li really wanted to say thank you to the driver
when driving. Perhaps because the traffic jam made the driver unhappy, he drove quite fast.
So every turn left or right became something worth looking forward to.
Girls' bodies are much softer than boys'. Autumn clothes are not too much or too little, and they are just soft and warm.
The annoying seat belt, if it is not fastened, everything can be conveyed more clearly.
Although Lin Li's level of control over his body is actually very high, he must have been carsick in the car and had no control at all. When he should fall to the right, he couldn't stop himself at all.
Damn, he is still too weak and powerless.
Driver, let's work together next time! Two breads with cheese!
Now they have not arrived at the pet-friendly park, but at the entrance of a fresh food supermarket.
They have to buy some food and drinks for a picnic in the afternoon, but it seems unnecessary to bring them from Xiling, so they can just buy them here.
However, the three of them did prepare things like picnic mats - the reason why Lin Li carried disposable chopsticks with him was also based on this reason.
Entering the supermarket, the three of them skipped the daily necessities area and went directly to the snacks and drinks area to start choosing.
"By the way, squad leader, Xiao Ding, have you two ever had a drink?" The shelf next to the drinks was for drinks. After taking a glance, Lin Li remembered what he saw last night and asked curiously.
"I haven't drunk it." Ding Sihan shook his head when he heard it.
"I drank it once, and I was drunk." Chen Yuying said something shocking.
"Huh? Tell me more! Which... guy!?" Hajili was a little stressed, his fur stood up and he entered the sword-backed dragon form, alert and concerned, and took a step closer to ask.
"Nothing, my mom got me drunk. She probably thought it was better to let go than to block. She and my dad both have the habit of drinking. If they completely forbid it, she might be afraid that I would be rebellious and curious. So during the Chinese New Year this year, she asked me to drink with her, and ended up getting me drunk.
The next day, she told me that I had a poor alcohol tolerance. I would feel dizzy and my judgment would be affected after drinking about 50 to 60 milliliters of alcohol, and I would get drunk after drinking less than 100 milliliters. She told me that if I wanted to drink in the future, I must pay attention to these two numbers.
She also said that when I turned 18, she would ask me to drink like this again, so that I would have a sense of balance in the future."
Chen Yuying did not hide anything and told her experience of being drunk, then shook her head:
"But I think the wine is not good to drink, and the next day after being drunk, it was really too uncomfortable, so I have only drunk that one time so far.
I even suspect that my mother deliberately picked the wine that was not good to drink, and she also deliberately wanted to make me uncomfortable, hum."
"I think that's what Auntie thinks." Ding Sihan nodded when she heard it.
Obviously, this was the first time she heard Chen Yuying say this, after all, there was no record of alcohol in the birthday gift given to Lin Li.
Go back to make up for it.
"I see." After hearing this, Lin Li felt relieved.
Fortunately, he just said "guy" and didn't say a swear word. Phew——
Then Lin Li took out his cell phone and typed away while deliberately whispering darkly: "One hundred milliliters of alcohol? Okay, okay, I'll write it down. I'll find a way to make you drink it all some other day..."
Before he finished talking, he was interrupted by Chen Yuying who was behind him.
"Lin Li, starting today I won't drink any drinks you pass me." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"Really?" Lin Li didn't believe it.
"Do you want to drink later?" Chen Yuying didn't answer, but asked back.
"I can drink averagely, but I'm not very good at drinking - I'm not used to beer and foreign liquor. I can only drink a little cocktail mixed with drinks. Drink a bottle, it's still very comfortable to sit in the park and enjoy the breeze when I'm slightly tipsy."
Lin Li explained.
Infrequent drinking of small amounts is indeed good for the body.
The feeling of being tipsy is indeed good.
As for getting drunk and vomiting, it is undoubtedly harmful and uncomfortable, and there is no need.
Before activating the system, Lin Li's alcohol tolerance was below average. As for now, after such a big change in his body, how much alcohol he can drink, Lin Li himself is not sure, and he has not studied it.
After taking a bottle of strong and refreshing RIO from the shelf and throwing it into the basket, Lin Li turned around and asked:
"Squad leader, do you want a bottle? You can drink this, it's only 3%. A full bottle only takes in 10 milliliters of alcohol. You will definitely not get drunk. It tastes like a beverage, not much alcohol. If you don't like it, I can drink the rest."
"Okay." Since Lin Li wanted to drink it, Chen Yuying nodded.
"Peach flavor?" Lin Li asked, picking up another flavor from the shelf.
"Okay."
"Give me, give me, give me a bottle too." Ding Sihan raised his hand and asked.
"Little brats who have never drunk alcohol, sit at Bufan's table, you are not allowed to drink." Lin Li sneered at the words, and did not take it, but took a row of AD calcium milk:
"Who knows if you will get drunk as soon as you touch alcohol, what if you drink a sip and start to get drunk and crazy.
Xiao Ding, listen to your father's advice, you should drink this Wahaha AD calcium milk, it is more suitable for Chinese babies like you."
Speaking of which, Lin Li really wanted to complain about some stupid milk powder advertisements.
What about New Zealand milk source, EU certification, European pasture, American quality inspection, after stacking these BUFFs,
it comes with a sentence that is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies. This is suitable for you.
Ding Sihan: "..."
"No! I want to drink!" Ding Sihan walked to Lin Li, took a can of RIO and threw it into Lin Li's basket.
Lin Li just let her do it.
When the time comes, observe Ding Sihan's reaction after taking a sip. If she
is a little dizzy, just stop her quickly. Of course, there are people who can get completely drunk with a bottle of RIO, but it is still relatively rare.
Ding Sihan should not be that bad.
"But Ding Sihan, you'd better pray that you don't get drunk, otherwise I may not be wearing my pants." Lin Li patted his waistband and threatened, "I am a rotten crotch, you must remember."
"Humph, Yingbao will protect me." Ding Sihan ran to Chen Yuying's back and hugged her.
"Oh, protection? When your Yingbao pushes my butt from behind, you will be honest." Lin Li sneered.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
"..."
"..."
"Ahhhh! I can't stand it!"
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were stunned for a while before they reacted. Then Ding Sihan roared and came behind Lin Li, and threw the basket in her hand on Lin Li's back.
"Lin Li!! You are really hopeless! What on earth is in your head?"
"What do you mean by what's in my head? This is the fact." Lin Li dodged Ding Sihan's attack with disdain, and looked at Chen Yuying expectantly:
"Squad leader, come on, tell Ding Sihan loudly, when the time comes, will you protect her or push my ass."
Chen Yuying: "..."
Chen Yuying lowered her head and sighed deeply.
Although she sighed, there was a smile in her breath.
However.
No matter how much I prefer you, I can't push your ass.
So Chen Yuying came behind Ding Sihan, put her chin on Ding Sihan's shoulder, and smiled and replied to Lin Li: "Protect Sihan."
"Love you baby, muah, Yingbao is the best."
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying are quite affectionate, and Lin Li feels that he is being bullied.
Anchor, anchor, you said that you would take one and send three for your happy link, but you didn't say that you meant to take one and send me a mistress.
Damn it.
Damn it, give me back the money!
"Well? Lin Li, do you have anything else to say?" Looking at the sad Lin Li, the yellow-haired Ding Sihan was sticking to Chen Yuying while getting close to her face and opening his big move.
Pure love warrior Lin Li has his last stubbornness, and Yingbao must have his own difficulties.
It's just that the yellow-haired old Ding has a handle to threaten her.
She has me in her heart.
"Can I push your butt when the time comes?" After thinking it through, Lin Li spoke with relief.
Let me participate, please.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
"Pervert!"
"You rascal..." Chen Yuying, whose words were taken away, had to change her words.
"Hehe."
Beverages must be sold in the park, but they are a little more expensive and too much will be heavy. So she took the AD calcium milk and went to the snack area.
"Lin Li, do you want to eat Mi Lo Mein?" Ding Sihan asked.
"Anything is fine." Lin Li replied indifferently.
"Okay," Ding Sihan nodded, and then shouted to Chen Yuying: "Yingbao, Lin Li is obsessed with old men! What should I do?"
Chen Yuying, Lin Li: "?"
You still have the old man in your hand, right?
"Wait a minute, Dingzi, let's go back in time, you ask again."
"Okay, Lin Li, do you eat old man?" Ding Sihan nodded, very cooperative.
"I'm not obsessed with old men. At this stage, I like beautiful, young and energetic girls in their teens." Lin Li responded seriously.
"I didn't ask you to eat this old man!!"
Lin Li accurately caught the old man thrown by Ding Sihan towards his head, shook his head, and threw it into the basket.
According to the answer, Ding Sihan is like this, a three-dimensional and all-round attack.
[Catching a white blade with bare hands] The greatest use of this ability is to look cool at this time.
"If you want to sneak attack me, practice for another hundred years, useless things." Lin Li could only laugh.
"Hehe."
They didn't buy too many snacks, mostly snacks like potato chips that don't fill their stomachs, so the three of them moved to the prepared food area of the supermarket.
Things that are meant to fill you up should naturally be hot.
"Half a roast chicken, half a roast duck, Lin Li has a big appetite anyway."
"I'm not Zhou Baowei, be respectful."
"A box of stewed food."
"There's raw food in the cooked food section, a sashimi platter, Yingbao, do you want some?"
"Sure."
"Then give me a box."
"What about me? Ask me! Ding Sihan! You f*cking favor girls over boys!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"A lower-class woman!"
"What's wrong with that."
"..."
The three of them ordered in the cooked food section for a long time, then felt that they had enough, so they asked the staff to pack for them.
"Where's Lin Li? Why is he gone?"
Ding Sihan suddenly realized that Lin Li was no longer around, looked around, still didn't see him, and asked in confusion.
Chen Yuying sighed, pointed to a place not far away and shook her head: "There he is."
Ding Sihan looked over, then fell silent.
Lin Li was standing next to the rice display cabinet, enjoying himself by shoveling up and dumping the rice with a big shovel. He was holding a supermarket bag in his hand, and he seemed to want to pretend to be a customer who really intended to buy rice, but he was actually playing with the rice.
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying asked after they walked over with their things.
"Playing with rice."
Lin Li said as a matter of course.
Good children don't play with rice.
But Lin Li is not a good child, Genshin Impact, start!
"What's so fun about this?"
"Isn't this fun? The rustling sound when shoveling rice and the feeling of the particles flowing are as relaxing as ASMR. Controlling the flow of rice also gives you a sense of control. In addition, the touch of rice is cool and smooth, how cool..."
Lin Li immediately recommended it to Ding Sihan, and even wanted Ding Sihan to try it.
But before Ding Sihan finished listening, he pulled Chen Yuying away, shaking his head as he walked: "Let's go, go check out, don't bother with this idiot."
Chen Yuying turned around and smiled, giving Lin Li a look to follow.
Lin Li sighed.
Ding Sihan's voice was particularly, particularly, particularly sharp (choked up), actually belittling rice, damn it.
Lin Li had no choice but to put down his beloved shovel and go to pay.
After paying, the three of them walked out of the supermarket.
Lin Li looked at the receipt in his hand, shook his head and sighed:
"Now money is really becoming less and less valuable.
In the past, two yuan could buy a dozen candies, two ice creams, a box of pens, a box of spicy strips and a bag of figs, but now two hundred yuan can only buy these things." "
Not bad, you bought a lot, and when were the prices when you were there? How could two yuan buy so many things?" Ding Sihan thought it was a normal price, shrugged, and spoke in surprise.
Lin Li: "It has nothing to do with the price of goods, it's just that surveillance was not popular at that time."
Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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