Chapter 309: Be careful when the dog won't leave you
"I'm not lying to you. At that time, two yuan could really buy a lot of things, especially in autumn and winter. I used two yuan to buy goods, but in summer, I could buy less. My warehouse was not enough."
Lin Li shrugged and recalled the past with some regret:
"Alas, now there are surveillance cameras. I can't live broadcast the supermarket to sell goods, right? It's a bit cheap."
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying: "?"
So two yuan can buy so many things in this way?
What kind of warehouse is that!
"This is not a question of whether the money is valuable or not. You are just a thief, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan punched twice.
"Lin Li, it turns out that your little hands have been dirty since childhood. No wonder you are always sneaky when playing games." Chen Yuying also punched, but only once.
Lin Li's credit score is indeed relatively low when playing games offline.
"Don't blame me for this, I heard that thieves accumulate virtue, so I just did this to accumulate virtue."
Lin Li took a step forward and quietly patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head.
One more merit, a little more fun than WeChat.
When Chen Yuying turned her head to glare at him, Lin Li had already left and pretended that it was not taken by him, and then his face was serious:
"Hey, what do you think, if I write my childhood experience as a thief into a biography, is it an authentic or pirated version?"
"..."
"Pirated and authentic." After thinking about it, Ding Sihan tried to give an answer.
"I think it's more appropriate to call it a confession?" Chen Yuying blinked.
"Insightful, forget it, I won't write it." Lin Li snapped his fingers.
It doesn't matter what it's called, what's important is that the topic has been successfully diverted, and I got a pat on the head for nothing, great!
After walking for a while with the things in hand, they arrived at the entrance of the pet-friendly park.
Three people lined up to buy tickets to enter the park, and the ticket office was arguing:
"My golden retriever's ticket costs 58? The ticket for one person is only 18 yuan!" A guest said indignantly.
"Because dogs poop everywhere." The ticket seller explained gently.
"What if I poop everywhere too?"
"Then your ticket is also 58 yuan, are you satisfied with this?"
"...Haha, 58+18, 76 yuan has been scanned, please take a look."
"Okay, please come in."
Lin Li and the other two listened to the conversation between the gods in front, looked at each other, and gave a thumbs up. A
real man can bend and bend.
"Hello, how many people are there? Do you have pets? If so, you need to show the valid vaccination book, immunization certificate and quarantine certificate. Electronic ones are also fine." After seeing the three people, the ticket seller recited the work terms as usual.
"The two of us, and this is our pet, Lin Li, be good, show the three certificates that the sister just mentioned."
Ding Sihan had already taken out his mobile phone to scan the code, and turned back to signal Lin Li.
Lin Li Husky pointed at people.
If missing is a disease, Lin Li feels that he has no medicine to cure.
——Bufan, slurp, I miss you so much.
It can only be said that this is the ecological niche. When Bai Bufan, who was at the bottom of the ecological niche, disappeared, Lin Li himself became the target of persecution.
The method of persecution was the same as what he had shown Ding Sihan before. This was using his own magic against himself.
The alarm bells were ringing.
"She has a problem with her brain. Sister, you don't have to worry about her. Three people, no pets, fifty-four yuan, transfer."
Lin Li stepped forward and pressed the shoulders of the two people to the sides. After the third person inserted, he scanned the code and said to the ticket seller.
The ticket seller nodded.
After taking the tickets and passing the gate, the three entered the park.
It can only be said that it is worthy of being a park with an 18-yuan ticket - there are few parks that charge fees normally, and the environment is still fine.
The green feathers are about to flow, the broken sun is like gold, and the wind is wrapped in coolness.
The carefully cared kapok trees on both sides of the trail - a tree that many people have seen but don't know the name of, with pink flowers hanging on the branches and buds, and wet pink petals scattered on the stone road, pushed by the wind to slide towards the drainage ditch.
There is also an artificial lake in the park. The water ripples and a thin layer of water vapor floats on the surface of the lake, reflecting the unrecognizable flowers standing in the bushes on the other side.
There are wide lawns beside the road, the lake, and under the trees, interspersed with children's and adult entertainment facilities such as seesaws and swings.
There are already many people sitting on the lawn with their pets, and some people are throwing darts. The automatic sprinkler occasionally makes a beeping sound to remind the people around, and then sweeps across the arc of water mist.
You can actually see a thin rainbow in it.
The park is still quite standardized. Although it is a pet-friendly park, outside the circled off-leash area, the owner still has the obligation to keep an eye on his pet. Only in the off-leash area can you let your pet play freely.
Other tourists enter the off-leash area, which means they accept the "risk" of being approached by cats and dogs.
"This dart is thrown so handsomely."
Lin Li looked at the grass. It should be a group of people from the dart club who came to the park for team building. They were throwing darts handsomely and very accurately, walking and watching.
"What's so interesting about darts? Let's go see the cats and dogs!"
The three people who were originally here to have fun at the cat and dog cafe walked into the off-leash area.
At this time, many dogs of different species were happily chasing and playing in the area, and there were also a few cats with more lively temperaments, climbing around on the rockery.
Their owners were either watching from the side, or sitting on the grass or chairs not far away.
Perhaps the spirit animal affinity buff that Lin Li brought with him took effect again, or perhaps these pets were very sensitive to their 'new' friends. As soon as they entered the area and closed the fence door, two dogs ran over.
A golden retriever and a Samoyed, they actively stuck out their tongues and smiled as they walked around the three of them, then took the initiative to rub against them.
Girls always have no resistance to cute animals. Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes lit up immediately and they squatted down to touch their dogs' heads.
Boys always have no resistance to cute girls. Lin Li's eyes were not very sharp either. He squatted down to touch Chen Yuying's head but failed. Chen Yuying heard the footsteps behind her, turned around and glared in anticipation, and stretched out her hand to point at Lin Li.
Damn, did he open his eyes?
The Samoyed was very happy to be touched, but was slightly hostile to the golden retriever next to him.
It can only be said that there is no bad person in the eyes of Samoyed, but there is no good dog either.
The golden retriever is similar.
If the purpose of raising a dog is to guard the house, then it is better to raise a Teddy than a Golden Retriever or a Samoyed.
At least a Teddy will scratch the ankles of a thief, and maybe scare him away.
When a Golden Retriever or a Samoyed sees a thief coming, they will just grin and say: Hehe, you are here, come with me, my expensive things are all here.
"Ahhhh~~" Ding Sihan sounded like
she was acting like a spoiled child. What the hell is that sound.
Ding Sihan's ahhhh should be a majestic and powerful war cry, a signal that the war is reignited, and a symbol of the glorious years of war. It should never be such a coquettish sound!!
Damn guy, no matter who you are, get off Ding Sihan!
"So cute~~" Chen Yuying also made a honey-smelling sound.
What the hell is that sound.
It sounds good!
"Who can resist a dog sniffing and rubbing against you and refusing to leave?"
Ding Sihan didn't hear Lin Li's inner voice. He touched and scratched on the left and the right, with a sweet nasal voice and doting feelings.
"When you are at the airport and the dog refuses to leave, you will be honest." Lin Li said suddenly.
The two people who were originally immersed in the two cute puppies immediately raised their heads and looked at Lin Li, and fell into silence.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Not a buddy? At the airport?
Remember, the only dogs that can move freely at the airport are search dogs, except guide dogs.
That's very honest, because if you are not honest, the airport armed police will come with batons and start six sticks per second.
But there is no need to panic at this time, because there have been cases where the search dog was absent from work and refused to leave because it was simply because there was food in the suitcase.
I don't know if the dog was suspended or criticized later.
I'm afraid its offspring will not be able to take the civil service exam.
"Lin Li, you really know how to ruin the atmosphere." With a deep sigh, Ding Sihan scolded with a smile.
"Okay, okay, you two, if you want to play with the young lady, let someone in first, come back!"
At this time, the owner of the golden retriever and the Samoyed should have come and shouted at them. They
are actually from the same family, and they are still so hostile to each other. These two dogs are even worse.
The two dogs were quite obedient. After rubbing against Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, they ran back to their owner and circled around.
"Sorry, I blocked you at the door." The owner patted the dog's head lightly and said to the three people.
"It doesn't matter at all. I had a lot of fun." Chen Yuying hurriedly explained that it was not the case.
"Sister, did you raise these two dogs? You raise them well. What are their names?" Ding Sihan asked curiously.
"Yes, they are all mine. The little golden retriever is called Money, and Ye Ye is called Lucky." The owner was so happy to be praised for "raising them well" that he smiled and showed the results of his training:
"Money, sit! Lucky, shake hands!"
The dogs just smiled and stuck out their tongues without responding.
The hostess: "..."
Great, we can eat dog meat hot pot tonight.
——Lin Li saw her menu for tonight from the expression of their owner.
"It's actually an English name, it sounds nice." Ignoring this slightly embarrassing scene, Ding Sihan said with emotion.
"...Why do I feel like it's the English version of Wangcai and Laifu." Lin Li frowned, feeling that something was wrong.
"You guessed it right, Money's Chinese name is Wangcai, and Lucky's Chinese name is Laifu."
Upon hearing this, the owner gave Lin Li a thumbs up.
Ding Sihan: "..."
It seemed to be out of fashion all of a sudden.
Without the two dogs "blocking the way", the three of them finally officially entered the off-leash area. It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon, and the warm autumn sun was in the sky, so they chose a place with shade, spread out the picnic mat, and put all the things they bought on it.
Lin Li sat on it for only a second, then chose to lie down, stretched his body and let out a silver cry.
"Hmm~~~"
"I still have an inflatable pillow here, it's really a bargain for you." Ding Sihan took out a small gadget from her backpack and handed it to Lin Li.
"Aligaduo Sister Ding."
Lin Li was not polite, took it and started to blow air into it.
The pillow was not particularly comfortable, but it was better than nothing.
Although Sister Ding hit herself, scolded herself, and kicked herself, she was really a good girl.
"Don't sleep yet, we have to eat some cooked food while it's hot, and the insulation bag can only keep it warm for an hour at most."
Ding Sihan began to unpack the bag on the picnic mat and explained.
"Then we have to change positions temporarily. If the dogs smell the food and come over, and steal food when we are not paying attention, it will be troublesome."
Lin Li sat up after hearing this and pointed at the dogs playing not far away.
It's not that it's a pity to be eaten, but pet dogs in modern cities are precious. If they eat something they shouldn't and get diarrhea or get sick, it will be very troublesome.
Local dogs are better. They are not picky about anything. They can eat leftovers and even shit to their heart's content.
"Okay."
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying also thought it made sense, so the three of them left the off-leash area again, but sat down in the shade next to the fence.
Some cooked food has been heated in the supermarket. Now when you open it, you can still see the steam coming out.
The girls opened the cooked food and placed it on the picnic mat. Lin Li shared the disposable chopsticks and gloves he brought with him with the two of them, and then opened three bottles of wine.
"Okay, we can start eating. Spit out the garbage into this bag first, and throw it away together later." After everything was sorted out, the picnic mat also looked like a picnic. Chen Yuying put her hands together and said happily.
"Cheers first?" After the two took pictures of the food, Lin Li handed the wine to the two and asked.
"Okay."
"Clang!" The aluminum shell collided with the food, and the liquid swayed gently.
Lin Li took a sip.
Although it was 8% strong, it still felt like a sweet little sweet water.
Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked at Ding Sihan. Ding Sihan, who took a sip, smacked his lips and said, "It tastes good."
But then he frowned slightly and changed his words: "There is a taste of alcohol when you savor it. It's not as good as it was at the beginning."
"Then take a second sip later. Make sure you are not allergic to alcohol before continuing to drink." Lin Li said with a smile.
"I went to the hospital to test for allergens, and alcohol shouldn't be one." Ding Sihan pouted and responded, "Let's eat."
Ding Sihan stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of braised beef and nodded: "Delicious."
Chen Yuying stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of roast chicken and nodded: "Delicious."
Lin Li stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of Chen Yuying's leg exposed under her pleated skirt, but still didn't pick it up, but nodded: "Delicious."
"..."
Ding Sihan looked at him with disdain.
Chen Yuying turned her head and looked at Lin Li, not saying anything, just looking at him (へ╬).
Her mouth didn't stop moving, and her cheeks bulged up and down, which was very cute.
"Oh, so it's your leg, squad leader. I thought it was a young bamboo shoot. Oops," the greasy guy Lin Li slapped his forehead, lowered his head a little embarrassedly, and apologized:
"I'm sorry, I lied to you. I ordered some noodles, but in fact, my alcohol tolerance is not ordinary, it's very poor. I'm a little drunk now."
Chen Yuying: "..."
Still didn't say anything, but chewed harder, as if it was not the roast chicken, but Lin Li.
Hey, it feels so good.
"It's a small accident," Lin Li waved his hand after feeling happy, and then picked up a piece of pig's trotter and prepared to eat it officially.
Damn, the pig's trotter was also slippery, and it didn't pick up.
The continuous failures made the superhero Lin Li angry: "Damn it, I can't pick up this pig's trotter!"
Ding Sihan, whose forearm was pinched: "?"
Taking a deep breath, Ding Sihan smiled slightly, moved his pig's trotter, and the joints creaked. He sneered:
"You want to eat pig's trotters, right, Lin Li, okay, I'll give it to you!!"
"Eat!"
"I told you to eat!"
"Open your mouth wide! Eat!"
"Why are you rewarding-fuck, this is really a punishment!"
"No, no, I'm sorry, Sister Ding, I know I was wrong! I kneel down and kowtow to you, bang bang bang, bang bang bang."
Lin Li, who was running away with his head in his arms, apologized sincerely.
But if apologies are useful, what is the use of the police.
Being beaten is the fate of being a masochist, and it seems that I have to stop today.
After the two chased each other, the food on the picnic mat was hardly touched.
Lin Li was not used to it.
You know, when he went to the cafeteria with Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, if he dared to play with Bai Bufan for more than three minutes and didn't pay attention to the food.
That would be the end.
The food would disappear inexplicably, as if it had been sent to the subspace to be sacrificed to the four vendors.
This was a horror story that Lin Li and Bai Bufan enjoyed talking about.
It was strange, why was it not the same this time? What was different?
Never mind, just keep eating.
The braised chicken Lin Li ordered at noon was originally a small portion, just for now.
The three of them didn't eat too much at noon, so although it was only three o'clock, they had a good appetite.
Hao Chi.
After the lid was opened and the fragrance appeared, as Lin Li expected, several greedy dogs ran to the fence, but because they couldn't get over, they could only look at the three people with their saliva dripping all over the floor.
Wangcai and Lai Fu, the two big dogs who don't play with dogs but love to play with people, were among them and were the first to bear the brunt.
"Do you want to eat?" So the enthusiastic Lin Li put on gloves, took a big chicken leg and walked to the fence, gently handed it to the two not far away, and after watching them drooling and trying to get closer, he smiled evilly and stuffed it into his mouth:
"Hey, you can't eat it! I eat it! It's delicious! Big chicken leg! Hehe! It's delicious!"
Lin Li made a brainless voice like Patrick.
"Woof woof! Woof woof!"
Lin Li's spirit beast closeness BUFF was useless now. Wangcai and Laifu, who were so gentle, both made unusual noises in annoyance.
Laughter came from behind.
"I couldn't tell who was the dog for a moment." Ding Sihan shook his head.
"Sihan, do we also have to leash..." Chen Yuying also nodded, and then whispered.
Lin Li: "?"
Baby, you really hurt the dog by talking like that.
But you are laughing so happily, you must be joking, right?
"Sister, what can Money and Lucky eat? Can we feed them?"
After Wangcai and Laifu's owners heard the sound again and came over to see the situation, Ding Sihan stepped forward to ask.
Seeing that Ding Sihan wanted to feed them so much, the hostess was also very easy to talk to. After asking about the ingredients of these foods, she told them which ones could be fed to dogs, but just reminded them not to feed too much, because these two half-hung puppies had eaten a lot not long ago.
"Okay, thank you sister."
"Lin Li, you should eat more of the things that dogs don't eat, and eat less of the things that dogs eat." Ding Sihan came back and took away all the plates.
People eat things that dogs don't eat, it's really against the will of heaven.
Lin Li seriously suspected that the person who pushed the wild Hakimi Haki Wang to the first-level protected animal on Douyin had Lao Ding's instigation.
Mark her, and when she is old and sells her health products, she will pretend to be an animal protection organization and ask Ding Sihan for money again.
"Will eating raw food stimulate the wolf nature in the dog's blood?" Ding Sihan was very happy to feed her, and looked back at the sashimi, and suddenly had an idea.
"Dingzi, let me ask you, then let me ask you, if you eat two bananas, will you swing on the tree." Lin Li didn't even raise his head while eating, and at the same time, he let out a howl of "miao
" from his mouth. Ding Sihan: "..."
The curse was so dirty.
"Eat your food, you are the only one who talks too much!"
He got angry when he couldn't argue, haha, you trash.
(End of this chapter)
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