Chapter 310: The mountains are so high that they are admirable.
They threw poop at me, and I made egg tarts with it, oh oh oh oh oh~~~
They threw cabbage at me, and I made a dish with it, oh oh oh oh oh~~~
They threw cabbage at me, and I oh oh oh oh oh~~~
Remember, this is the correct attitude to deal with others' malice, which is inherent and does not require external help, instead of being impatient like Ding Sihan, which is the performance of an incompetent fish.
Lin Li sneered in his heart and laughed with disgust on his face.
"Sit down, don't do this." Chen Yuying's pretended anger with a smile came from behind.
Lin Li suddenly felt that he might be the holy body of Junior Brother Wa, because it was obvious that these words were not said to him, but Lin Li almost straightened his back and sat up.
I don't know, the chain was put around my neck as soon as it came in.
But it was "almost" after all.
Fortunately, Senior Go's personality still won.
"It's so itchy~"
Then the feigned anger collapsed, and the girl's laughter broke into clear silver bells, and the ending sound was as sweet as sugar.
Lin Li couldn't help but look up and looked back, only to see Chen Yuying kneeling by the fence. She obviously had no food in her hands, but the dog she was feeding, Wangcai, was still licking Chen Yuying's hand tirelessly through the fence.
Damn, Chen Tianming!
Buddy, you are here too?
Lin Li thought about it, put down the food in his hand, and came to the fence.
"Lin Li, do you want to be fed too?" Chen Yuying heard the voice and looked back. After finding that it was Lin Li, she smiled and said to him.
"No." Lin Li shook his head, and then in Chen Yuying's questioning eyes, Lin Li suddenly lay on the ground, his ears pressed to the ground, and his eyes looked into the fence.
"Hey..." Chen Yuying asked unconfidently after being stunned for a while, "Lin Li, do you want to be fed?"
"Lin Li, you——"
Ding Sihan also looked over when he heard the words. After finding Lin Li with his limbs on the ground, his expression was complicated, but he was eager to move.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Baby, although your voice is very unconfident, it is really sad that you would ask me this question.
How has my personality been destroyed? Which groove caused it.
I am really not Chen Tianming.
"No, you continue." Having confirmed the eye contact, Lin Li waved his hand and returned to the picnic mat to continue eating under Chen Yuying's slightly confused gaze.
"So what were you doing just now?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Listening to the sound of the earth and feeling the beauty of nature." Lin Li answered casually.
Chen Yuying tilted her head, obviously not believing it, and pursed her lips slightly, but did not ask any more questions. She turned back and continued to play with the dog in her palm.
Chen Yuying herself would not be able to figure out what she was doing just now.
Lin Li laughed. This is the difference between people.
——I just checked it myself. Very good. Wangcai and Laifu don't have Xiao Zhuizhui.
It's a female.
Since it's a female, Lin Li has to say a female word. Lick it if you want. Licking a dog will get everything you want.
If it's a male.
Then Lin Li needs ten catties of fine dog meat, cut into fine pieces without any fat. Then take ten catties of full fat dog meat, also cut into fine pieces without any meat. Finally, ten catties of inch-gold dog cartilage, also cut into fine pieces without any meat.
Our YY novel bar friends are like this. They even get jealous of male animal friends.
Just kidding. Lin Li is just worried that this dog is really the witch who changed Chen Tianming after he offended her. He needs to lick ten women's fingers to change back to his original state. If this is confirmed, Lin Li can help him.
Isn't that what a fairy tale says?
A long time ago, there was a toad prince who was cursed by a witch. He had to be kissed by a princess to be happy. Finally, a princess didn't care about his ugly appearance and hugged him and kissed him.
So she became a toad princess. From then on, the two toads lived happily together and gave birth to a nest of tadpoles.
Lin Li didn't mind kissing Chen Tianming, who had turned into a dog, but he didn't mind kissing a human.
Because they promised the owner not to feed too much, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying didn't feed for long before they finished their work. There are clean places for people and pets everywhere in the pet park. After washing their hands, the two returned to the picnic mat.
"I'd better sit at Bufan's table. I really can't drink much alcohol. AD calcium milk, long live."
After taking another sip of RIO in his hand, Ding Sihan shook his head and said with some disgust, although he didn't blush or feel dizzy.
It seems that he is also a child who doesn't like the smell of alcohol.
"You don't listen to me."
Lin Li sneered at the words, and squeezed the can of RIO in his hand, making a slight sound. He had been drinking, and poured the last bit of his bottle into his mouth.
"Yingbao, I leave it to you. Don't worry, after you get drunk, I will protect you and won't let you fall into Lin Li's clutches." Ding Sihan handed the wine to Chen Yuying, and then said with a smile.
"Yeah, I'll push your ass no matter who I push." Feiyangyang Lin Li played steadily.
Chen Yuying, who was already used to this sentence, took Ding Sihan's wine, shook it in front of her, and it was almost brand new. Then she handed her own bottle to Lin Li:
"Two cans are too much for me, Lin Li, you said, you can drink what you can't drink."
"Then give it to me." Lin Li had no objection.
It just felt that he was not even close to being tipsy.
Reaching out to take it, Chen Yuying put on light makeup today, so there was a faint red lip print on the silver can mouth.
"I'll find you a disposable cup..."
The two of them focused their eyes here, Chen Yuying bit her lip and said.
Before she finished speaking, Lin Li tilted his head to kiss her, his Adam's apple rolling.
Gulp.
When Lin Li put down the can, he could already tell from the sound of the wine when the bottle swayed that there was not much left.
"What did you say?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, who had already stood up, and asked.
Whether she really didn't hear it or was pretending not to hear it, Chen Yuying was too lazy to expose this idiot.
"It's okay." But there was no point in looking for a cup now, she turned her head away, her face flushed.
Although it was not the first time, there was no lipstick mark last time.
Psychologically, Chen Yuying felt that Lin Li's lips were now a little red.
A beauty.
Bah bah bah, a character.
Perhaps this could be considered a real indirect kiss.
"Yingbao, you really can't hold your liquor. Your face is red so quickly."
Ding Sihan, who had just been busy eating, looked up, poked Chen Yuying's cheek, and said with a smile.
Chen Yuying: "..."
Chen Yuying lowered her head and hummed softly.
Ding Sihan stopped pretending to be stupid and looked at Lin Li, raising her eyebrows with a smile.
Lin Li's expression did not change. He was still pretending to be serious. He just made a short "yeah" gesture beside his face and stuck out his tongue.
Baby, why don't you look up? I'm flirting with your best friend.
Great, Yingbao has become the victim.
They almost finished eating all the food that tasted best when it was hot. There was no rush for the remaining snacks and braised beef in sauce, which could be eaten cold. The three of them cleaned up the scene and returned to the rope-free area.
Wangcai and Laifu were really tamed. They seemed to be determined to follow Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan. When they came in, they immediately lined up to welcome them.
They don't fit in with the dog pack, and are seriously suspected of being a dog rapist. They are extremely evil dogs, the worst of dogs, and bad dogs.
--- All the above comments come from Lin Li.
Because while these two evil beasts were trying to please Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, they bit Lin Li's trouser legs, and would avoid Lin Li's touch, expressing their determination not to allow three dogs on the same mountain.
Seeing this, their mistress was also happy to be free. She was also chatting and laughing with her friends, and just waved at the three people.
So the three of them re-laid the picnic mat under the shade of the tree they had originally chosen.
Lin Li put the pillow in place again and lay down comfortably.
The sun was like a warm cat's back caressing the three o'clock in the afternoon, and the shadows of the trees flowed into broken gold on the eyelids, and the smell of grass mixed with residual wine floated on the tip of the nose.
The laughter of the girl nearby was like glass beads rolling over the rocks in the stream, interspersed with the crisp sound of dog claws crushing dead branches, and when the wind passed by the ears, it was slightly itchy.
It was not comfortable to lie on the grass, but at this moment, Lin Li felt a kind of comfort here, as if he had found a depression in the corner that matched his body shape.
It was a pity that Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu did not come. It was
extremely comfortable. Including the catch-up sleep, he only slept for more than four hours today. Lin Li felt that his eyelids were slightly heavy and he would fall asleep soon.
"Why are local dogs so cute when they are young, but they become uglier and uglier when they grow up."
Throwing the branches far away for Lai Fu to pick up, Ding Sihan murmured to himself.
"The land and water nurture the people, Ding Sihan, think back, did your neighbors praise you for being cute when you were a child."
Lin Li, who was already a little drowsy, responded lazily.
"Of course, I was super cute when I was a child-wait." Ding Sihan even took out his mobile phone to share his childhood photos.
The next second, Ding Sihan realized it belatedly: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Lin Li, what do you mean!!"
"Hiss——my waist."
It was rare. You know, under normal circumstances, the area where Lin Li and Ding Sihan's feet touch is pants, but today, everything is different——clothes also have this honor.
Feeling the pain, Lin Li opened his eyes and looked at Ding Sihan who was standing next to him and looking down at him angrily.
His sight followed the slender legs up, up, and up again, and Lin Li blinked: "Ding Sihan, you have a double chin."
Ding Sihan: "?!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
"Lin Li, are you going to die?"
"My kidneys!!" Under the amplification of the super battle cry, the kick completely obliterated his kidneys.
Fortunately, he had not yet reached the Jindan stage in his cultivation, otherwise Lin Li felt that his Jindan would be shattered by this kick.
By the way, how are the realms of the cultivation world of Shanqing Taoist divided? Is it this classic format? His own skills did not teach him how to build a foundation. He will ask when he goes to the cultivation world tonight or tomorrow.
After kicking Lin Li, Ding Sihan, in a panic, held her chin with both hands, and looked at the black screen of her phone, as if she wanted to look in the mirror:
"No way, no way... Did I eat too much today? I weighed myself this morning, but I didn't gain any weight..."
"What are you panicking about, idiot," seeing that Ding Sihan was really anxious, Lin Li said with a smile:
"Sister Ding, you just lowered your head so much, pushing your submandibular flesh forward, and I was looking up at the limit, and is there a possibility that I used exaggerated rhetoric, but in fact you didn't, I was just trying to scare you, hehe."
If Zhou Baowei was like Ding Sihan just now, standing next to Lin Li and looking down at him while she was lying down, then Lin Li felt that he could see the Nine-story Demon Tower directly.
It can only be said that the guy who was reincarnated into Baowei as a beard is really blessed, after all, other people's beards are not qualified to live in high-rise buildings.
"My waist!!"
"I'm kicked for speaking well for you, is that fair, Ding Sihan?" Haha, Lin Li sighed helplessly, looking at Ding Sihan in front of him.
Especially since Ding Sihan was wearing jeans today, his legs couldn't be seen.
"You deserve it." Ding Sihan sneered.
However, the perspective just now really inspired Lin Li. After Ding Sihan let him go, Lin Li quickly patted the ground and waved in the direction of Chen Yuying who was sitting next to him and playing with the dog:
"Puss, squad leader, here, stand next to me, stand next to me."
Chen Yuying, who had heard the conversation between Lin Li and Ding Sihan just now, immediately covered her jawline with both hands, took a half step back, and shook her head: "No."
"Please, let me take a look, just take a look."
Seeing this, Lin Li slightly raised his upper body and begged with his hands clasped together.
Perhaps Chen Yuying herself was curious whether she would have a so-called double chin under extreme perspectives, or perhaps Lin Li was perfunctory but did ask, anyway, she abandoned Wangcai who was playing with her and came to Lin Li.
After returning with a branch in her mouth, Wangcai, who saw a girl who looked better than her master, whimpered twice when he came to the annoying dog of the same kind - I look like a dog TAT.
"I have double chins..." Chen Yuying lowered her head and was about to ask the result, and then she was stunned.
- Lin Li's eyes were not looking at his face at all.
The lines of the calves wrapped in black over-the-knee socks were straight and smooth, the kneecaps were round and slightly protruding, and the thighs showed a tight arc when walking. Under the shallow marks on the edge of the socks, the skin glowed like porcelain in the afternoon sun, and the pale blue blood vessels were faintly visible at the knees.
When the skirt was lifted by the wind, the shadow of the pleated skirt passed over the edge of the safety pants, and the brighter ivory white was swallowed up by the surging skirt in an instant.
We can play for many, many years, Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Chen Yuying: "..."
This guy's whole face is basically sideways, and he gave a thumbs up, with no intention of hiding it.
"Lin Li, what are you looking at!" Chen Yuying held down the hem of her skirt with both hands, and said shyly and angrily, "Aren't you looking at the chin!"
Lin Li felt a little innocent after his waist was kicked again and curled up slightly:
"Look at the legs, squad leader, I called you here just to see the legs.
What's there to see about the chin? Even my sister Ding can't see it, how can you have one?
Squad leader, I just found out that the legs are simply invincible from this angle. Just now, Ding's legs looked longer than my life. If I don't use them to look at your legs, squad leader, wouldn't it be a loss?
Now it seems that it is indeed!"
Lin Li argued with reason, very confident.
Chen Yuying: "..."
So this was the purpose from the beginning.
But Chen Yuying immediately found it a little funny.
Lin Li showed such an attitude, in fact, it was intentional.
He could have been more concealed, but he deliberately tilted his head and stared straight ahead. This was not about not covering up, but deliberately making himself look like a pervert.
But his eyes were clear, his expression was natural, and the smile on his lips was refreshing. In short... Chen Yuying didn't feel disgusted at all.
Did he really covet her legs?
Even if she wasn't wearing a skirt today, he would play such a game.
"Squad leader, can you take off your knee-high socks and stand again? I still can't see enough legs." Seeing Chen Yuying's silence, Lin Li smiled and pressed forward.
If Lin Li could hear Chen Yuying's inner voice, he would probably sigh, "Wow, baby, you really understand me, but I like to play games that can interact with you, but I really covet your legs.
" "No way." Chen Yuying's hand pressing down the hem of her skirt turned into a fist and pressed tighter. This was the girl's complete counterattack.
It seemed that she felt that her counterattack was too weak, so Chen Yuying counterattacked even more weakly: "Pervert..."
"Squad leader, you misunderstood me." Lin Li's voice suddenly became serious. He stared into Chen Yuying's eyes and slowly told her his thoughts: "Do you think I just want to see your legs?
Wrong, totally wrong, terribly wrong.
What I really want to see are the roads you have walked, I want to see your sadness and helplessness, I want to see your happiness and pain. I try to understand you, to see which restaurants you have walked, which theaters you have been to, I just want to know which places you like to go...
I am just a simple and honest treasure boy who wants to walk with you, squad leader."
Lin Li's words, voice, and actions were affectionate, but his gaze was a little too raw - because halfway through his words, his gaze shifted from Chen Yuying's eyes to her legs.
Damn, it seems that in addition to solid glue, thighs are also magnetic in this world.
Chen Yuying: "..."
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, her bright lips were moist and shiny, and she said nothing. There
is nothing she can do about him.
Maybe she is not good at dealing with perverts.
"And, squad leader -" Then Lin Li, who was lying on the ground with his hand on his cheek, shrugged his shoulders and was about to say something that Chen Yuying herself seemed to be unaware of.
However, because he didn't want to hurt Ding Sihan's heart, Lin Li paused here, first glanced at Ding Sihan who was playing with two dogs at the same time in the distance, and then continued in a voice that she should not be able to hear:
"You let me see your chin, but is there a possibility, squad leader, when you stand up and lower your head, I can't see your chin at all."
If Chen Yuying didn't bend over, Lin Li could look at her while lying down, and he could also see her beautiful nose.
But, looking down, Lin Li could only see the white sweater, not to mention the chin, even the mouth was invisible.
Isn't this embarrassing?
Chen Yuying: "..."
Eh?
"Pervert!"
Her cheeks blushed, and when she suddenly realized why this happened, Chen Yuying hugged her chest and yelled, and immediately sat on the picnic mat, staring at Lin Li angrily.
A passerby heard the sound and looked over, but then found out that it was just the flirting of the 18-year-olds, so he smiled and said that it was good to be young and focus on his own things.
Lin Li rubbed his kidneys, and Chen Yuying also learned this trick, but the kick was too light, not even enough for him to shout "my kidneys".
Lin Li really felt innocent this time.
This time it was a completely objective evaluation without any personal emotions.
"Pervert? What did you do again? Tell me in detail?" When Ding Sihan heard this, he came back to eat melons.
Wangcai and Laifu came back after picking up branches: We are like two dogs TAT.
"Don't ask me about that." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with kindness and concern, and his voice was unusually gentle.
Ding Sihan: "?"
What the hell is that emotion. She
was a little scared by Lin Li's look, and got goose bumps all over her body, but it also made Ding Sihan want to know the truth, so she turned to pester Chen Yuying.
Three minutes later.
"My kidneys!!!"
Lin Li, who was satisfied and almost asleep, suddenly woke up and screamed.
"Ding Sihan! Can you switch to the other side? Why only kick this side? Don't you know that everyone should be treated equally?" Lin Li was angry.
"Okay, I'll satisfy you! You flat-chested bastard!"
Ding Sihan gritted his teeth and switched to the other side. He also had it, but you, Lin Li, who didn't have it, what on earth were you so rampant about! !
"I don't mean to ask you to kick me again! Next time, it's next time!"
"There's a next time?!"
"I don't mean to ask you to kick me again, there must be a next time, there must be... um, forget it, there must be a next time." Lin Li, who was originally excited, suddenly calmed down and said confidently.
Ding Sihan: "?"
"I don't want to lie to you, Dingzi, can you see that I'm open and honest with you--"
"Open and honest? I'll let you cut open my stomach!"
"My other kidney!!"
"Ding Sihan, kick me again? I'm angry, I tell you, there are still two bubbles when I put the film on my phone, but you--"
Ding Sihan: "?"
There is a monologue in "Let Me Stay By Your Side": Have you ever risked your life for someone in your life?
Ding Sihan would say no before, but now he would say yes.
Ding Sihan decided to risk his life for Lin Li.
Of course, it was his life that was at stake.
...
Crime scene.
Lin Li, curled up on the ground and resurrected, took out his phone with difficulty--
"Will the kidney be damaged by the kick? What is the impact?"
"Is the roasted kidney delicious?"
"Do girls stop growing at the age of 16 or 17 and are they completely hopeless?"
(End of this chapter)
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