Chapter 311: Strong people are like this, never complaining about the environment.
In fact, it’s good for Ding Sihan to be like this. In summer, she can go out shirtless and walk around. It’s so cool. Anyway, Nansang is a county town. As long as it’s not in the business district, no one cares about this.
And when going down the stairs, there is no worry that other girls can’t see the stairs and easily step on empty space. The safety factor is full.
However, Lin Li is actually making fun of Ding Sihan.
The gap between 0 and 1 is still very large and cannot be confused. This matter is also recorded in detail in Chengdu.
It can only be said that it is human nature.
In Asia, girls like Chen Yuying who are thin and tall and have beautiful curves are very rare. Most tall and thin girls are not that great. There
are too few thin branches with great fruits.
Most of what I see after entering society is acquired efforts - push-up underwear, cushions, technology and hard work...
Of course, this still does not prevent Lin Li from sighing for Ding Sihan.
...
Perhaps even dogs know that they should not come close to others after being abandoned. Wangcai and Laifu were no longer so enthusiastic after Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying abandoned them once to play with Lin Li.
The youth is extraordinary and surpasses the extraordinary.
However, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying did not care. They were tired after playing for so long.
Returning, looking at Lin Li lying on the picnic mat, Ding Sihan went up and kicked him sideways again.
"...Huh? What's wrong?" Lin Li opened his eyes.
"Are you really asleep?" Ding Sihan asked with a little surprise.
After all, normally, he should hear an exaggerated "my kidney".
Only if he really fell asleep could he have such a dull reaction.
"Yes," Lin Li sat up, nodded, and then sneered at Ding Sihan:
"Ding Sihan, you kicked me just now, right? I'm grumpy when I wake up, you're done for. If you come down and apologize now, I might forgive you."
"Who isn't grumpy when they wake up? People who aren't grumpy when they wake up will be suffocated to death." Ding Sihan was not scared at all, and even responded with a little disdain.
Lin Li: "..."
Xiao Ding was getting more and more abstract. Bai Bufan, the dregs, was all led astray by you, a bastard.
"It's good that you're awake. Get up and take a photo with Yingbao and me." Ding Sihan urged.
Ding Sihan had no psychological burden for waking up Lin Li who was really asleep.
Just like Ding Sihan didn't care how Lin Li choked her or suddenly attacked her, and she wouldn't really get angry, she wouldn't think there was anything wrong with kicking Lin Li on a whim.
Good friends should be like this, and Lin Li deserved it.
Not letting him kowtow to her twice was already a great mercy.
"Got it~"
Lin Li stood up, took out his mobile phone, and walked with Ding Sihan to Chen Yuying, who had already started looking for scenes and pets willing to cooperate in the park.
"Ding Sihan, you just said that you are grumpy when you wake up, right?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"What's wrong?" Ding Sihan turned his head vigilantly.
"Just tell me if you have it, I'm curious." Lin Li said casually.
"A little, what's wrong?" The vigilance in Ding Sihan's eyes did not disappear, and he even took a step back.
"Tsk--" Sure enough, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with a very complicated look, then shook his head and smacked his tongue in a 'low voice': "I didn't expect you to play so big in private..."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"How can you play so big in private if you have a grumpy mood when you wake up?" Ding Sihan was puzzled.
Lin Li smiled but said nothing.
Because Lin Li just suddenly discovered a secret.
——People who are grumpy when they wake up are angry.
Tsk, I didn't expect Ding Sihan, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to be an honest child, but he smokes and drinks in private.
"Speak up! What's wrong with you being grumpy when you wake up?!"
Seeing that Lin Li only had a sly smile on his face, Ding Sihan subconsciously stared around, then slapped him hard on the back and shouted.
Lin Li still smiled but didn't say anything.
This kind of joke is not suitable to be made in front of girls, and Bai Bufan is not around, so he can only keep it in his heart.
If he speaks out, he will be kicked at least thirty times, but if he keeps smiling and doesn't say anything, he will only be kicked once. Which one is more cost-effective? It goes without saying.
After being kicked, he started taking pictures.
There are not many parts that Lin Li needs to take pictures of specially.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying can take pictures of each other, but it is not convenient to take pictures of distant views and pictures of three people including Lin Li.
"Then I'll go back and continue to take a nap."
So after taking a few pictures that they are satisfied with and are allowed to exist in the album and Moments, Lin Li yawned and said.
After eating and drinking, slightly tipsy, and with the perfect weather today, it would be a pity not to sleep.
"Go to sleep."
...
I have never heard of melodious music, and the sound of dogs barking and playing in the distance faintly broke into my ears.
Open your eyes.
The dark green plaid skirt swayed gently in the wind, so close that the sunlight leaking through the folds of the skirt was cutting Lin Li's sight.
Looking up, there was a milky white sweater with a few strands of pet hair hanging on it.
It seemed that Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had finished taking pictures and returned to the picnic mat, and my sleeping position had unconsciously changed from lying on my back to lying on my side.
My palms felt warm and cold.
When I realized this belatedly, Lin Li looked to the right.
The girl was sitting flat on the edge of the picnic mat, her left leg bent and supported, the arm holding the phone pressed against it, and her right leg stretched straight forward. The black knee-high socks stretched behind the knees to give a translucent texture, and there were a few pieces of broken leaves stuck to them.
In the absolute area where the black knee-high socks and the skirt edge meet, the base of her right hand was pressing on two inches of exposed skin, with her fingertips half hanging.
Both the warmth and the coldness came from here.
Lin Li: oo.
Lin Li: OO?
Lin Li: OvO!
Oh my god, at this moment, Lin Li felt that he must be the happiest person in the world after waking up from a good sleep.
——As for the most unlucky person in the world after waking up from a good sleep, it is undoubtedly Captain America.
The old Zhengbai Banner in Brooklyn, New York, slept for seventy years, and when he woke up, he found that an agricultural tool was giving him orders, asking him to go to work, and calling him the director. It was really an AUV that had covered his hat, and Captain America's sky had fallen.
Think about it, when you wake up, the dishwasher is plugging you in the socket and telling you to wash the dishes. Isn't that scary?
People don't share the same joys and sorrows. It doesn't matter what happens to Captain America. Lin Li is happy anyway.
Well done, right hand!
Well done, body!
The tangible big hand seems to have fully exerted its subjective initiative. Maybe he is parasitized by a parasitic beast.
Lin Li's eyes were originally wide open, but then he chose to half-close them.
In ancient times, wolves pretended to sleep to lure the enemy. Now Lin Li pretends to sleep to explore the feelings.
Chen Yuying was playing with her mobile phone with a faint smile. The movement of her fingertips seemed to be scrolling through Douyin, and she didn't notice herself.
It was a good opportunity.
Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth, and then began to adjust his right hand. In the natural state, only the base of his palm and a few fingertips were touching his thigh, but as time passed, slowly, slowly, the fingertips gradually touched it, and it fit perfectly.
So the girl turned her head.
Lin Li immediately closed his eyes and stopped moving his hands.
Chen Yuying tilted her head, first looking at the hand that was completely different from before, not natural at all, and then moved to Lin Li's face.
There were light red sleep marks on the side cheeks, and there were grass crumbs on the lower jaw. The Adam's apple moved with the breathing, and it was not only the Adam's apple that jumped with the breathing.
Lin Li really kept getting more and more beautiful.
He was the Xi Shi in her eyes.
However, the faint smile at the corner of his mouth, which was slightly different from before, had verified Chen Yuying's guess.
Humph, pretending to sleep.
But Chen Yuying was too lazy to expose him, so she just let it go, turned around and continued to look at her phone.
But ten seconds later, Chen Yuying felt the dirty pig hand on her right leg sliding up and down.
At this moment, Chen Yuying felt not embarrassed or angry, but wanted to laugh, and even almost laughed out loud.
You don't even want to act anymore, right?
The amplitude was large, he couldn't have not known that if he moved like this, I would definitely notice it.
This time I may not be so casual, this is a guy who will start a dyeing factory if he is given some paint. If I indulge myself again this time, now I will "secretly" touch his legs, and I won't know what will happen next.
"Snap." Then, Chen Yuying stretched out her index and middle fingers and gently slapped the back of Lin Li's hand.
Lin Li said nothing, just pretending to be dead, without moving his hand.
Chen Yuying looked at this guy pretending to sleep for more than ten seconds, bit her lower lip with her pearly teeth, flicked it lightly, and looked back at the phone again.
This time only five seconds passed.
Slide.
Lin Li felt that he had discovered a room-temperature superconductor, because there was no resistance at all when touching this leg.
The dark clouds above the building of material physics were pushed aside by Lin Li, and he was in awe.
Of course, apart from material physics, it is also superconducting.
"Snap."
Scoring twice, Chen Yuying laughed softly and shouted: "I took your hand away when you woke up. I asked you to let go because I was afraid of waking you up again, pig's trotter."
I know, I know, but taking your hand away when you wake up has nothing to do with me, Lin Li, who is asleep.
This kind of jade-like warm touch is not common, and it feels more addictive than pinching the cheek.
Of course, Lin Li needs to emphasize that he is not a leg control.
Really not. Leg control refers to the phenomenon of having a strong interest or sexual preference for legs, but Lin Li does not have a preference. He likes everything. He likes it the same whether it is feet, hands or buttocks, so it does not count as any control.
Strictly speaking, this is called pure lust, so please respect that Lin Li is not a leg control.
The main tactic now is that I will not move until the enemy moves, and I will move only when the enemy does not move.
- Unless Chen Yuying burns her butt with a cigarette butt, then she has to move.
Although the sight cannot be touched or seen, people do feel it in many cases.
Somewhat certain that Chen Yuying is still looking at him, Lin Li had to continue to pretend to sleep.
"Are you really asleep?" Chen Yuying's voice with a smile sounded softly.
It was just a trifle. Lin Li certainly would not be fooled by such a childish trick. His brain urgently stopped the signal that his body wanted to nod.
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, then laughed first, and her gentle voice came again:
"Then please raise your hands if you are sleeping, let's see who can sleep the fastest, the best and the most~"
Lin Li's left hand, which was pressed by him, stretched forward uncontrollably as if it had heard an imperial decree, and after being freed, it grew wildly upward like a vine.
Damn, I couldn't help it.
Yingbao, the password of my bank card is 129836.
The 40 million gold is in the box on the left side of the bedroom.
The half pack of paper that Bai Bufan lost last time is actually in the locker behind my classroom.
Looking at Lin Li's very standard hand raising, although one had his eyes open and the other closed, the two of them laughed at the same time.
After laughing, Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's forearm from bottom to top this time and issued an ultimatum: "Take it away."
There was no other way, so she touched him again quietly. Lin Li reluctantly took his hand away and officially opened his eyes and sat up: "Good morning, squad leader, you just got up too, what a coincidence."
The fallen leaves piled on his waist fell down with his movements.
And there were a few leaves on this side of his body.
Maybe he put a few leaves on himself when he was sleeping upright, and a few more when he was sleeping on his side.
"Yes." Chen Yuying replied with a smile.
"What time is it?"
Lin Li stretched his waist and looked past Chen Yuying. He found that Ding Sihan had been there all the time. He was not pretending to be dead or stupid, but now he was wearing headphones and concentrating on looking at the horizontal screen, his ten fingers tapping and his brows slightly frowning.
Obviously, he was playing a game, and it was a disadvantageous game.
The weather was very favorable and it became an disadvantageous game. This useless thing.
"Four thirty, you probably slept for less than an hour." Chen Yuying replied.
"Not bad, I slept very comfortably." Lin Li said, looking at Chen Yuying's legs.
Chen Yuying laid her legs flat, and pulled the hem of her pleated skirt down without any meaning - it would bounce back to about the same distance immediately.
You said the best thing to do when you are comfortable is to sleep.
"I'm going to wash my face." Lin Li walked towards the sink.
"Okay, bring some paper."
After washing his face in the sink in the park, Lin Li did not sit down, but stood between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, looking down at Ding Sihan's phone.
It turned out that he was playing Identity V.
I wonder if Dian Wei is sleeping in Ding Sihan's body.
After a nap, his mouth became a little greedy again. Lin Li took out a bag of potato chips from the snack bag on the picnic mat, tore it open, and ate it with a crunchy sound.
Sharing is a virtue.
Virtue is butter.
Butter is "My Girlfriend is a Bully", "Agent 17", "Phoenix"...
He was thinking too far. Because he wanted to share, Lin Li took out a whole big potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying.
"Want to eat potato chips?"
Chen Yuying stretched out her hand to take it, but Lin Li shook and dodged her hand.
But it was not for teasing, but to put the potato chip to her mouth, and said with a smile: "It's all powder. You have to wipe your hands after taking it. It's so troublesome. Just eat it directly."
Looking at the potato chips that were so close and even intended to come up, Chen Yuying pursed her lips and tilted her head back slightly.
Still reached out and took the potato chips and fed herself.
Lin Li didn't care and didn't insist on it. The teasing just now was too much. He just took out another potato chip: "Ding Sihan!!"
"What are you doing!"
Ding Sihan didn't even raise her head, but quickly pulled off a headset with her hand, letting it fall on the picnic mat, and then continued to concentrate on operating the character.
She seemed to be a supervisor, catching those thieves, very busy.
"Eat potato chips!" Lin Li reached down and held the potato chips close to her mouth.
Ding Sihan was not pretentious, and it was nothing. It was very natural. She moved her head but not her eyes. She moved closer to Lin Li's hand, held the potato chips with her lips, sucked them into her mouth and ate them.
Lin Li continued to eat, while watching Ding Sihan's game operation.
The sight is tangible.
Lin Li turned his head and saw Chen Yuying looking at him.
After noticing Lin Li looking at her, Chen Yuying unnaturally withdrew her sight and stared at her mobile phone blankly.
After a second.
She looked at Lin Li with a guilty look, and then withdrew her sight.
Lin Li blinked.
Not sure if it was what he guessed, Lin Li took out another potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying's mouth: "Squad leader, do you want to eat more? If you want to eat, just say it."
Chen Yuying did not look at Lin Li, and this time she did not reach out to insist on doing it herself. After a short pause of less than half a second, she leaned forward, bit the potato chip and ate it.
OVO.
OVO!
OVO!!!
Oh my god, baby, you are so cute.
Lin Li found that he had guessed right, and the volcano in his heart erupted violently.
"Another piece! Lin Li!" Ding Sihan, who was standing next to him, was fighting fiercely and continued to order without raising his head.
The thing about potato chips is that it's okay when you haven't eaten it all the time, but when the taste lingers in your mouth after eating one piece, you naturally want to eat the second piece.
Lin Li had no objection.
Arigato Sihan-san, you eat a lot!
As Zhou Baowei's good friend, Lin Li naturally learned Baowei's distribution method, so he started to give Ding one piece, Yingbao one piece, and I one piece.
Of course, Lin Li fed them all, and the two girls didn't do anything.
Humph, taking care of two lazy dogs still made Lin Li feel quite accomplished.
Nowadays, the bagged potato chips are very small, almost all of them are air. Selling air and giving away potato chips is too kind.
The three of them shared and finished it quickly.
Lin Li sucked his fingers. Seeing Chen Yuying's amused look, he handed over a late tissue. Lin Li took it and shrugged.
What's wrong with sucking your fingers?
If you can eat potato chips without sucking your fingers, it's fine.
But, if you don't suck your fingers after eating Want Want Senbei, it's no different from not licking the yogurt cover. You've quit drugs, right? With such perseverance, you will succeed in everything you do.
"I want more!" Ding Sihan was a greedy cat. After seeing that there were no potato chips for a while, he used his legs, which were flat on the picnic mat, to kick Lin Li.
"I, I don't have a drop left." Lin Li responded with fierce words.
"Then get me Pocky, matcha flavor." Ding Sihan was focused on the game, so he didn't complain at all. Instead, Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.
"You really treat me as a slave." Lin Li kicked the edge of Ding Sihan's shoe lightly and scolded him with a smile.
"Hurry up, little Lin!" Ding Sihan climbed up the pole.
"Yes!" People have no freedom in the palace, and the little servant Lin Li can only obey orders.
It doesn't matter, just keep feeding, Chen Yuying also wants to eat.
A few minutes later.
"Damn it!"
Ding Sihan threw the phone on his thigh in annoyance, biting the Pocky in his mouth very hard, crunching like he was biting an enemy.
"Little Ding Ding, you useless thing, do you know what the wood for burning is called? Chai!"
Lin Li, who watched the whole process, naturally would not give up this good opportunity to sneer.
Although Lin Li does not play Identity V, he still recognizes the four words "complete defeat" displayed on the screen just settled.
It seems that there are quite a lot of escapes, and there is not even a draw.
"You, this..."
Ding Sihan was a little embarrassed and speechless, and then she became even more dissatisfied. She picked up the phone on her lap and threw it on the picnic mat, and said with a guilty conscience:
"Yes, this phone is too slow and too old. Many of my operations were deformed because of it! If the phone was better, I would definitely win."
Oh my god, it turns out that girls would also be stubborn when they lose the game. Lin Li almost thought that the person in front of him was Bai Bufan.
"Is the network a little slow too?" Seeing that Ding Sihan didn't say this stubbornly, Lin Li kindly reminded her.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Ding Sihan nodded repeatedly, "The network is too slow!"
"Haha."
"Waste is waste, and those who are stubborn are waste among wastes, and Kun among people."
Lin Li immediately revealed his cruel true face after hearing this, and smiled and sneered:
"The strong never complain about the environment. I used OPPOa5 under the scorching sun at noon, and the battery was still 2% left, the memory was occupied by 98%, the status bar was full, I used 3G network, the picture quality was the highest, the frame rate was 30, the delay was 460, the screen was full of hand sweat, and the power saving mode was on. The phone was hot while charging and playing, and I was wearing a phone case, recording the screen and playing songs, and watching videos in the background while typing smoothly.
Whose life is this? Hmm? Ding Sihan, speak up!"
Ding Sihan: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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