Chapter 470 I’m so awesome! It turns out that there’s no selection box popping up when chatting with girls.
Question: What is the name of the giant stick of the crab?
Crab bro, the person who invented Zhou Baowei is really an expert in raising pigs.
When it comes to the level of immersion in this specialty, even Lin Li would feel ashamed of himself.
"Baowei, from now on, this food has only one name, crab sticks. Any names like crab bro and crab meat sticks are heresy. Do you understand?" Lin Li emphasized in a low voice.
Considering that there were more than just boys in the back row present, and even more than just people from Class 4, Lin Li felt that it was still too vulgar.
Zhou Baowei scratched his head and didn't answer directly. Instead, he asked curiously, "Lin Li, after what I said, do you lose your appetite for this?"
Lin Li smiled and said, "If you try to stop everyone from spending by telling them this, I'll immediately make you a Marsala. Believe it or not, OVO."
Zhou Baowei: "I'm sorry TAT."
Damn it, Zhou Baowei thought he had hidden his thoughts very well, but how come Lin Li could always see through them at a glance?
"What are you talking about?" After Lin Li came back, Chen Yuying naturally asked curiously.
"Stealing food? If the cook doesn't steal, the crops won't be harvested." Lin Li naturally couldn't let his previous remarks pollute Chen Yuying's ears. After making up an excuse, he immediately changed the subject to prevent her from asking further questions:
"Squad leader, guess what book the cannibal cook likes to read the most?"
"Hmm..." Chen Yuying pinched her chin and hummed in thought, then tilted her head and tried to give an answer:
"Group portrait novels? Because they usually create many flesh-and-blood characters?"
"Or is it a calligraphy scroll? Does it contain Yan Jin Liu Gu?"
He is still too cultured. He can't even say the words "Yan Jin Liu Gu" for a moment.
Those could be considered two different answers, but Lin Li still gave his own thoughts with a smile: "They love reading history books the most."
Seeing Lin Li paused, Chen Yuying pouting slightly as she thought for a moment. Then, her eyes lit up and she looked at Lin Li for confirmation: "Lu Xun?"
Looking at Chen Yuying who had already guessed the answer, Lin Li smiled and nodded:
"They opened the history book and found it had no dates. Every page was covered in the four words 'benevolence, righteousness, and morality' written crookedly. The cannibal cooks couldn't sleep anyway, so they carefully studied it for half the night before they could make out the words between the lines. The entire book was filled with the two words 'eat people'! Wow? This is a recipe!?"
Confirming that she had guessed Lin Li's thoughts, Chen Yuying first showed an even more obvious smile, then nodded heavily: "Yeah!"
Guessed it right, yay!
"So smart." Lin Li naturally praised him generously.
The two of them didn't deliberately lower their voices when talking, as it was still simple for everyone in the classroom to hear.
At the smoothie machine, Ding Sihan, who was operating the smoothie machine, looked at Qu Wanqiu who was processing fresh fruit next to him with a little doubt about life, and asked unconfidently:
"Wanqiu, has Yingbao reached the point where he skips the rant part after hearing something like this?"
"I've been waiting for her to complain, but when she didn't, I always felt like something was missing..."
"Damn it... Why can Lin Li and Yuying make this conversation sound like a normal chat?"
Qu Wanqiu, who was standing by, covered her mouth and laughed, turning her head away - it had nothing to do with Lin Li and Chen Yuying, but Ding Sihan's complaints made her laugh.
After she had laughed enough, Qu Wanqiu spread her hands and shrugged, "It's just the hobbies of young lovers, in parentheses, specially made to include Lin Li's special young lovers."
"Alas, I wonder if the cannibals will be able to taste the loneliness etched deep in my bones when they eat me. That bitter and sour taste must be unpleasant."
Qin Zeyu, who was pimping at the door, sighed when he heard this, but he suddenly smiled properly the next second, but he didn't talk to anyone in the class - most likely because a pretty girl appeared in the corridor and he entered the estrus mode.
Bai Bufan, who was walking back and forth in the classroom picking up debris and garbage, laughed when he heard this.
In fact, he didn't think the cannibals would be very interested in Qin Zeyu. After all, this guy was stubborn, had no brains, and was sometimes full of bad intentions. Could the cannibals like to eat him?
Of course, not liking something doesn’t mean you should never eat it.
After all, everyone, what is something that both adults and children like to eat?
Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang - a cannibal who has been hungry for three whole days!
The cannibals were really hungry for three days, and even Qin Zeyu could only make do with what he had.
With this thought, Bai Bufan smiled at Qin Zeyu and said:
"Zeyu, I don't know if you can taste loneliness. I only know that if I greeted the cannibal while he was gnawing on your bones and asked him what he was doing, he would probably make a "yeah" sign with his right hand next to his right eye and say to me—
Qia skull ~ (∠ω<)⌒☆~"
"Chef Yuzu, please stop smelling." It seemed as if the target in the corridor had disappeared. Qin Zeyu regained his Sima expression. He glanced at him with disdain after hearing the words, and then complained bitterly:
"Yuzu Club is so bad. After playing their games so many times, I was chatting with girls in real life and found that there were no three dialogue boxes popping up for me to choose from. I was completely dumbfounded!!"
"Hahaha--"
The coughing sound suddenly stopped, and Qin Zeyu was no longer indignant. Instead, he coughed with a stern face.
Everyone understood immediately.
——The old man who had passed through the classroom door seventeen times came to follow us again.
Why would a teacher who has absolutely no interest in the New Year's Day Garden Party come here so frequently during this period?
Why is this happening? I have no idea. It really makes Louis XVI feel uncomfortable.
…
With Lao Jiantou keeping an eye on them, this shift was relatively safe.
It means that the customers of the fourth shift are safe and sound.
They don't even know they've been in a crisis.
After the next group of boys and girls arrived one after another, Lin Li and others were freed.
The rest of the time was naturally spent continuing to visit the garden party. Although most of the freshmen had already experienced it in the first half of the morning, the sophomores, "three people and one dog", tacitly did not go, so now was the perfect time.
Walked up two floors.
Although the second year of high school should have had experience in activities, the enthusiasm did not seem to be as high as the first year, and I did not see any particularly unique projects.
They came across another class selling things, and the three girls went in curiously to continue shopping. Lin Li and Bai Bufan were not interested, so they simply continued to browse other classes on the same floor.
Then, the two of them stopped at the door of the next class.
Because this class is quite special, both the front and back doors are closed, and even the curtains are drawn, making it impossible to see what's inside.
Could it be the legendary haunted house?
It is a must-have program at Japanese cultural festivals, but that kind of haunted house is usually a large space set aside by schools for students to perform. If there is only a classroom and a haunted market, no matter how you decorate it, what can be done?
"Hello, classmate. What kind of activity is this in your class..."
Seeing that there were no posters on the classroom wall and even the students at the door didn't seem to be shouting, Lin Li asked curiously.
For these high school sophomores who are mostly younger than me, calling them "seniors" is really awkward; calling them "classmates" is enough.
"Are you in the first year of high school?" the boy asked back.
"Yes." Lin Li nodded. Is it so obvious?
"Oh, then I'll introduce you," the boy at the door snapped his fingers, pointed at his class and said with a smile:
“Our class aims to create a personalized enjoyment space that integrates rest and replenishment, convenient support, and immersive experience. This is also our class’s project this time.”
“Here, you can enjoy exclusive entertainment plans customized for star-level guests.”
After exchanging a glance with Bai Bufan, Lin Li asked with some interest, "Exclusive enjoyment plan? What exactly is it?"
The boy puffed out his chest, spoke in a professional tone, and said with a slightly complacent smile:
"First, we provide exclusive personal rest areas. As long as you ensure that you spend at least ten yuan in our class, you will be given an exclusive personal space. You will have the right to use this space until the end of the garden party."
As if to make his statement more convincing, the boy slowly opened the door.
Lin Li looked into the classroom with some anticipation.
Then his pupils shrank slightly, the scene before him was indeed unexpected.
This classroom...is actually a classroom!
Although it was strange to say this, Lin Li could only describe it this way, because the classroom was almost unchanged from usual. There were no garden party decorations, and even the positions had not changed. The tables and chairs were neatly arranged according to the groups.
This is so unexpected.
If I have to say something different, it would be that there was a student sitting behind the podium, and there were a lot of water, snacks and other miscellaneous items on the podium.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes and guessed, "Could this exclusive personal space just refer to a location?"
The boy corrected himself: "'One location' doesn't sound good. This is 'an immersive and personalized rest space.'"
Lin Li: “…”
As if he could see the two people in front of him were speechless and contemptuous, the boy immediately said "eh" and started to save his image:
“Although the space is small, it has everything we need. What’s more important is the rich services and basic configurations we provide.”
Seeing Lin Li's suspicious gaze return, the boy smiled and said, "First of all, our immersive and personalized rest space is equipped with multiple mobile power base stations to alleviate users' battery life concerns."
“…”
Lin Li: "Are you talking about a power bank?"
The boy corrected himself: "'Power bank' doesn't sound good. This is a 'Mobile Power Station'. But first, there are only five of them currently being used in rotation. But don't worry, the other three are just charging at the 'Non-Mobile Power Station' and will be available soon."
Lin Li: “…”
"What other services are there?"
The sophomore boy cleared his throat, his expression confident. "Secondly, to optimize the user experience, we've implemented a key 'smart supply chain microcirculation node.' This distributed, just-in-time supply model precisely meets users' rigid demand for basic life energy replenishment."
Lin Li had a blank expression on his face and spoke in a calm tone, "You're referring to the snacks and water sold on the podium table. It's like a mini canteen, right?"
Bai Bufan: "I don't even want to get a food truck."
The boy corrected himself: "'Super mini store' doesn't sound good. It's a 'smart supply chain microcirculation node.'"
Lin Li nodded: "Step forward."
"Go on, bro."
Lin Li suddenly recalled the scene of him and Zhang Jing chatting in the toilet during the Xuezhi Cup preliminary round. It was that time and that moment, right now.
He wanted to hear what else this person had to say.
As if he felt the need to regain his composure, the boy spoke slightly faster:
“OK, what we are even more proud of is our extremely considerate and personalized service – ‘Instant Demand Response Specialist’!
No matter where the user is in our space, as long as they have a demand for materials beyond the supply range of this node, they only need to pay a reasonable service fee, and our specialists will respond to your call at the first time and deliver your desired items accurately, truly realizing a seamless experience of getting what you want!
And our specialists are in a "distributed mobility state" to respond to needs and take action with maximum efficiency."
Lin Li: "Running errands."
Bai Bufan: "I'm still a class errand boy. My calling method is probably @everyone in the class group."
The boy who was being teased just chuckled and said, "'Running errands' sounds so unpleasant. This is 'Instant Needs Response Specialist.' Oh, and I can only respond to projects like garden parties and teaching buildings. We don't have any day students in our class, so it's not convenient to leave the campus."
There was no need for Lin Li to urge him, the boy continued speaking naturally:
"We've also introduced the 'Smart Stress Relief Experience'! It's designed to help customers effectively relieve physical and mental fatigue and enjoy a personalized moment of relaxation!"
"Our old friend, Miaojie Shoulder and Neck Massage... Never mind. I didn't get the advertising fee, so I won't do the voiceover."
Lin Li was shocked and almost thought that this class had earned the advertising fees and was living a good life.
Then Lin Li looked around the class and counted: "There's only one massager, and everyone takes turns using it?"
The boy corrected himself: "'Massager' doesn't sound good. This is the 'Smart Stress Relief Therapy Experience'. But there's only one, and it's sponsored by a teacher, so to ensure fairness and maximize coverage, you can only use it for a maximum of ten minutes at a time."
"Okay, stop looking at me like that. It's not too late to wait. Similarly, we are well aware of the group fun that sharing brings!
Therefore, the "immersive personalized rest space" is also equipped with a top-notch "multi-user shared entertainment terminal"! It supports multiple users to take turns accessing the cutting-edge virtual entertainment world, providing an unprecedented highly immersive group interactive experience!
Lin Li: "Switch, there's only one."
Bai Bufan: "A bus with a rotten crotch is just a bus, and multiple users taking turns accessing it is not a shared one. It's a rotation, a rotation!"
Boy: "'Bus' doesn't sound good. It's 'Multi-person Shared Entertainment Terminal'. Don't steal cassettes! If you do, you'll have wasted your day."
"Okay, okay, it's the end, I can't make it up anymore--
Finally, and this is the core of our digital infrastructure – we have achieved full coverage of high-speed Wi-Fi signals in the classrooms!”
Lin Li, who had been calm to begin with, raised his eyebrows in surprise: "You still have Wi-Fi?"
If the previous ones were all bullshit, then this one is really useful.
Although most people should not be short of traffic nowadays, like Lin Li, who has not used up the carryover from last month, today is the last day of the month after all, and there will always be people who are short of money.
Mobile Wi-Fi? Or a hotspot? Or is there a real low-key person in this class who directly cracked the school's public Wi-Fi?
"Yes, high-speed WIFI fully covers every corner of our 'immersive personalized rest space'!" The boy nodded confidently, facing Lin Li's questioning eyes calmly without fear.
Lin Li took out his phone, long-pressed the Wi-Fi icon, and after browsing the list of available wives around him, he curiously asked, "Which one is from your class?"
"What do you mean by 'Who is from our class?'?" The boy looked like he didn't understand Lin Li's question at all, and asked calmly but somewhat innocently.
"It's the Wi-Fi coverage you just mentioned."
"Oh," the boy nodded, then came up and pointed at the two Wi-Fi numbers at the top of Lin Li's phone, "These two."
"You've deciphered two more?" Bai Bufan stepped forward and pushed Lin Li aside.
The names of these two WIFIs are obviously public WIFIs, and one of them is definitely from the school. Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.
This WIFI password means nothing to Lin Li, but it is different for Bai Bufan.
——For him who always brings his mobile phone to school, if he knows a WIFI password, he won’t have to worry about watching videos or anything like that in the future.
Therefore, Bai Bufan was really tempted: "As long as I spend another ten dollars here, can you tell me the password of this WIFI?"
The boy shook his head regretfully: "Sorry, this won't work."
Bai Bufan frowned: "Why? Do I have to pay extra?"
It’s impossible that when you go in to connect to the WIFI, someone has to avoid the owner and enter the password.
"There's no point in adding money. We don't know the password." The boy shook his head further and spread out his hands innocently.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Didn't you just say that Wi-Fi is fully covered?"
Boy: "Yeah, if you don't believe me, you can go into the classroom and try it. Even if you hide in the locker, the WiFi function can still be used normally. The two WiFis can basically maintain full bars. The signal is super good ()!"
"No password?"
“There’s no password.”
"An override without a password?"
"Why does overwriting require a password?"
When Bai Bufan realized what this guy was talking about...
"So when you say Wi-Fi coverage, you mean simply coverage!!!"
"Password!!"
(End of this chapter)
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