Chapter 469 Crab Bro, Actually You Are Great
"This world of bears is like a river scavenger! Nansang Middle School is full of talented people."
After leaving Class 20 with Lin Li, who was holding a "precious coin" in his hand, and walking out of the classroom into the corridor, Bai Bufan couldn't help but sigh:
"I thought that after our Class 4 was sealed and forced to return to normal, it would be hard for the garden party to have anything particularly interesting. I didn't expect that I overestimated Class 4 and underestimated Nansang Middle School."
"Old Jiantou, oh old Jiantou, I wonder if you'll be surprised when you find out about this in the afterlife. If one squad 4 falls, there will be thousands and thousands of squad 4s standing up."
"But I do feel a sense of crisis. Class 4 will have to work harder from now on!"
Bai Bufan was still very steady. In order to prevent me from sending it, Xue Jian was nearby. When he said the latter part, he looked around the corridor before speaking.
"Are you sure it's you, not Xue Jian, who's feeling the crisis?"
When Lin Lixian heard that Bai Bufan was still planning to make further efforts, he couldn't help but laugh and complain.
"It's better to be in danger together than to be in danger alone," Bai Bufan smiled cheerfully. "If we all get in danger together, we can encourage each other to make progress."
Lin Li didn't care whether Bai Bufan made progress or not, but he believed from the bottom of his heart that Xue Jian really could not make any progress.
If Xue Jian continues to improve, he will become a difficult opponent even for Lin Li.
There was still some time before their group's shift was scheduled, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan continued to stroll around the classroom.
We never encountered any interesting garden activities like those for Classes 14 and 20.
It can be seen that when the ultimate goal of a class garden party project is to make money, it is difficult to be interesting. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
As they were all wandering around the first grade area, it was inevitable that they would run into each other. When Lin Li saw the "three people" in another classroom, he approached them and greeted them with a smile:
"Oh, what a coincidence, you are alive today too."
"Yeah, that's a coincidence." Ding Sihan rolled his eyes when he heard that, then lowered his head to continue picking things.
Yingbao is still the best baby in the world. He is much more polite and smiled sweetly at himself. Compared with Dingzi, the difference is obvious.
Forget it, the judgment is immediate without comparison.
I looked up and took a look at the poster of this class.
Lin Li lowered his voice and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, I think sometimes it's not necessary to use artistic fonts."
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan also looked up in the direction where Lin Li had just been looking, and then smiled knowingly.
——Theoretically, this class’s project should be called “Flea Market,” but to be honest, with the naked eye, the words on it, after being artistically redesigned, look more like “Vibrator Market.”
This is fucking pornographic.
I don’t know if this class did it on purpose or accidentally, it’s impossible that no class could see the ambiguity.
Seeing that the people present were familiar, Lin Li immediately stepped forward and asked Pan Yuwen, one of the salesmen in charge of the sale:
"Hello, is this a flea market?"
"Yeah, Lin Li?" Pan Yuwen greeted Lin Li after seeing him. Seeing Lin Li's eyes begin to scan the merchandise, he asked enthusiastically, "What are you looking for?"
Lin Li: "I want to buy a flea."
Bai Bufan, who followed up, laughed out loud.
You dare to ask Lin Li what he is looking for? Looking for trouble!
But what Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't expect was that Pan Yuwen's eyes lit up when he heard that. He raised his hand and said, "Wait a moment," then immediately turned around and went to the classroom locker to look for something.
Then, in front of Lin Li's shocked eyes, he held up two small boxes, shook them in front of his eyes, and after confirming the goods, handed them over:
"Come here, Lin Li, here are four fleas I caught from a stray cat yesterday. Two of them are still alive, and two seem to be asleep. Here, send them all to me, buddy. If you buy a live one, I'll give you a dead one as a bonus!"
How do you say, one? Or take them all away?"
Lin Li: “(゜▽゜)!?”
Wow, you really have it.
Looking at Pan Yuwen's excited expression, it seemed like he had been waiting for a long time.
Lin Li smiled and nodded after realizing what was happening. He took out the coin from his pocket and flicked it to Pan Yuwen with his thumb.
"Well done, it's a reward. Even out of respect for you preparing this specially, this precious error coin is now yours."
"Wrong coin? What's wrong with it?"
“It’s printed on the front…”
"This is just an ordinary coin," Pan Yuwen sighed in the same way, but nodded in satisfaction. "That's enough, this flea is yours."
"No, no, I can't possibly want this." Lin Li didn't take it. It was useless for him to have this thing. He leaned closer and pointed at his eyes towards Pan Yuwen.
"Yuwen, what can you see in my eyes?"
"Eye boogers?"
"You're such a vulgar person," Lin Li said, pulling away in disgust. He then snapped his fingers and gave the correct answer: "There are lice in my eyes."
"And how can a man who has been loved by lice still look down on fleas? So you should keep it for yourself."
"That's very unhygienic of you," Pan Yuwen smiled, but didn't force her. "Then I'll keep it for myself and wait for the right person."
"Speaking of hiding lice, we have to mention my brother Fei. Lin Li, do you know the conversation between Eiry and Lu Mingfei? I heard that it made 100,000 people cry." Bai Bufan raised his chin and asked after hearing this.
"What do you say?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with interest.
"Eri once asked Lu Mingfei: Sakura, what are your criteria for choosing a partner?
Lu Mingfei replied: Red hair, beautiful.
Eiry was very happy: I meet all the requirements, that’s all?
Lu Mingfei nodded: No more.
Eri was even happier: "I also agree with this QAQ."
Lin Li and Pan Yuwen: "Oo?"
This most dry character in Jiangnan's writing suddenly became vivid and cute in Bai Bufan's few words of description. Perhaps this is what a great writer is like.
Lin Li nodded in agreement and couldn't help but raise his thumbs up, and also raised his index finger, middle finger, ring finger and pinky finger.
However, Bai Bufan was quite agile and successfully avoided Lin Li's slap.
"Bufan, I have some connections at Nansang Middle School."
"What a coincidence! I have one too."
“…”
"Are you guys not done shopping yet?" After playing for a while, seeing that the three of them were still motionless, Lin Li curiously moved up behind Chen Yuying, put his hands on her shoulders and asked.
"Sihan is still bargaining." Chen Yuying looked up at Lin Li and smiled, pointing at Ding Sihan and explaining.
"Classmate, can you make it cheaper?"
"Thirty is already very cheap."
Ding Sihan was holding a box of millet in a transparent plastic box, and was probably negotiating the price with the owner of the item.
The so-called "guzi" is the transliteration of "goods". In layman's terms, all two-dimensional peripherals can be called "guzi". According to unofficial historical records, the dead character "guzi" is called "Guiguzi", and "baji" means "badge", which is also a transliteration and refers to a badge.
I took a look at the peripheral images on Baji, and it seems to be the male protagonist of a domestic otome love game.
"Dingzi also plays this." Lin Li asked curiously.
"No, she has a friend who likes this, and she bought it as a gift for her friend." Chen Yuying explained.
"A badge is sold for thirty. It's really easy to make money in the two-dimensional world." Bai Bufan on the side sighed with a smile.
Ding Sihan is still engaged in a tug-of-war over price.
As if she felt Ding Sihan's sincerity, the girl thought for a moment and then looked at Ding Sihan seriously:
"Classmate, how about this? Since you really want it, I'll give you the cost price."
"Hmm? Is that okay?" Ding Sihan's eyes lit up. She was ready to give up, but the student couldn't bring himself to bargain. She didn't expect that there would be a sudden turn of events.
"OK."
"Okay, how much is it?"
Girl: “800.”
Ding Sihan froze as he took out his phone: "?"
Ding Sihan looked at the girl in disbelief, but unexpectedly, the girl's eyes became even sadder:
"I'm not lying to you. My cost price for this was 800. I didn't inflate a single cent. Back then, it was considered a sea view apartment, and 800 was still a hot commodity. But then the incompetent company reprinted and resold it multiple times, causing the price to drop to this low..."
Classmate, this can be sold on Xianyu for a little more than 30, but I don’t want to waste time and effort mailing it…”
"Stop talking, stop talking! Buy it! Thirty! I won't bargain anymore, sorry, I won't bargain anymore! I'll scan it for you now!"
Ding Sihan got goosebumps when he saw the girl's sad eyes. After hearing such a tragedy, he could no longer bargain and paid immediately.
"Fuck, this thing was sold for 800 before? It's okay that Japan sells it for a higher price, but this is made in China, right? This is no longer a question of whether it's easy to make money in the second dimension. Fuck, this is being raised as a treasure only to be killed."
Ding Sihan was not the only one who was surprised. Bai Bufan's expression was also not calm at all when he heard the words. He was quite shocked.
The reason why I mentioned Kunitani and Ritani is not because Bai Bufan worships foreigners and wants to be a traitor. The main reason is that Japan became a two-dimensional country in 1946. They have a strong and accumulated two-dimensional cultural heritage, so it is normal to have a premium.
But does this country's valley actually have this price?
"It's like this. The heyday of these things is beyond your and my imagination, but I guess it's the result of hype from the companies behind them and some speculators. I want to mention a CS:GO virtual sticker. It used to sell for a few cents and we ignored it, but at its peak it was 3,300 yuan, which is too high for us to afford."
Lin Li smiled.
"I've bought it, let's go." After paying, Ding Sihan came back with the coin, indicating that it was time to leave.
However, her eyes were still fixed on the baji in her hand. She looked it over, left and right, front and back, and shook her head in disbelief.
"This thing is actually sold at this price. If my friend didn't really like it and happened to be promoting this character, I really wouldn't want to buy it. It feels like a waste of money."
"Things without practical value are like this. For those who like it, as long as the price is adjusted by the market, it is worth it. For those who don't like it, if they can't resell it, giving it away for free will just make them take up space in their home."
Lin Li gently shook Chen Yuying's shoulders back and forth as he walked, his tone relaxed and leisurely. Then he raised his eyebrows and asked Ding Sihan with a smile:
"Dingzi, give me the badge. I have a way to make you more accepting."
"Huh?" Ding Sihan turned around and looked at Lin Li suspiciously. She knew that Lin Li was unlikely to be a human being, but driven by curiosity, she still handed the things she had just bought to Lin Li.
Under the gaze of the "three dogs", Lin Li pulled out a pen from his pocket and simply scribbled two strokes on the plastic packaging of the badge, then showed it to Ding Sihan:
"Dingzi, have you ever studied mathematics?"
"Come on, tell me loudly what this is."
Ding Sihan: "...You are sick."
If what I had in my hand just now was millet.
After Lin Li added these two amounts, what he had in his hands was "millet".
——Yeah, absolutely worth it.
People will laugh when they are extremely speechless.
After Bai Bufan understood, he patted Lin Li's shoulder in approval: "Lin Li, you are amazing. You are really good at this. This is not just an ordinary second stroke! It's a super second stroke!"
"If you want to scold me, just do it directly. There's no need to beat around the bush."
Bai Bufan: "Oh, then Lin Li you are such an idiot, I am such a fool——"
“Bang!”
"Why did you slap me? Didn't you say you could just curse me? You can't afford to play with me! You stingy guy, you drink cold water, you turn into a devil after drinking cold water!"
Bai Bufan was interrupted by a slap from Lin Li before he could finish his words about the family tree. He covered his face in the Dragon King style and complained with some grievance.
"My hands are itching." Lin Li smiled and raised his middle finger.
After the "three people and one dog" got together, they strolled around for a while and it was almost time for the shift change, so they returned to the classroom and began the handover.
"Lin Li, you're ugly, so you'll be responsible for soliciting customers at the door. I want to stay with your girlfriend... Squad Leader, I'm sorry, I was just kidding. Sorry."
In the classroom, Qin Zeyu, who was rubbing his hands and making dirty remarks to Lin Li who had just entered the classroom, immediately slid to his knees when he saw Chen Yuying following Lin Li in.
Chen Yuying, who was already aware of the habits of the Lin Li-like creatures in the class, naturally didn't care and just looked at Lin Li with amusement.
"I'll be responsible for attracting customers." Zhou Baowei, a giant who had arrived early and was now squatting in the corner, stood up and said solemnly.
Lin Li naturally didn't care about this. After simply assigning the tasks, he and Chen Yuying were responsible for the game.
Everyone looked at each other and realized that everything was ready except for the guests.
“…”
Everyone looked at each other.
“…”
Everyone looked at each other three times.
Damn, where are the guests?
Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei's back at the back door and narrowed his eyes: "Wait a minute, Baowei, are you soliciting customers?"
"Ah? Hmm? Yes, yes..."
"Your tone says it all," Lin Li said, grabbing her throat. "I didn't even hear you yell!"
Without waiting for Zhou Baowei to answer, Lin Li narrowed his eyes and said, "Are you worried that too many customers will come and finish their oden or smoothies, leaving you with nothing to eat for lunch?"
Zhou Baowei: “…Hehe.”
"What the hell are you talking about! Are you too lazy to even refute it?" Hearing that Bao Wei didn't even have any excuses and only let out a chuckle, Lin Li couldn't help laughing.
After kicking Bao Wei in the butt and asking him to be in charge of his favorite oden, Lin Li asked Qin Zeyu to go out and pimp.
The situation returned to normal.
Although Class 4 lived in the shadow of Xue Jian during this event and really didn't have much to do, the policy set at the beginning was not to make money, but to make it more interesting. Although they only sold oden and fruit smoothies, they could get big discounts through games, and there was a high probability that they would be given away for free. In addition, neither of them could be considered staple foods, so the flow of people was still acceptable.
During this period, Xue Jian, who had never been able to meet someone by chance before, entered the classroom sixteen times through the door three times.
They don't spend money, nor do they support their students. They just walk around there, and no one knows what they are doing there.
It seriously affected the relationship between Lin Li and Chen Yuying.
Dozens of minutes passed, and there was a brief moment when no one was free. Xue Jian was not there either, so Lin Li stretched.
Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed Zhou Baowei staring blankly at the oden in the oden machine, and immediately he was on high alert, shouting, "Don't eat it secretly."
"If you want to cheat, Baowei can introduce you to a job carrying manure. It's fifty-one days, but you are allowed to cheat."
But Zhou Baowei still looked dazed, staring at the machine with a somewhat distracted look. After a long while, he seemed to realize that Lin Li was calling him. He raised his head and motioned Lin Li to come over.
Lin Li walked over.
"Lin Li, look at this..."
Following Zhou Baowei's finger, Lin Li looked at the oden machine.
The oden machine is divided into grids by iron plates, with different ingredients placed in each grid. Zhou Baowei was pointing to the area where several crab sticks were immersed.
"Lin Li, did you see that?"
"See what? Crab sticks?"
"yes."
"What's wrong? Is it spoiled? Not cooked?" Lin Li took out a pair of tongs and tried to pick it up.
"No," Zhou Baowei shook his head, then asked a seemingly unrelated question: "Lin Li, what's your zodiac sign?"
"I'm 10.28, a Scorpio." Lin Li answered in a confused manner.
"That's fine," Zhou Baowei shook his head, looked around the classroom, and asked quietly, "Is there anyone born under the sign of Cancer?"
Lin Li frowned.
“…”
“…”
Lin Li: “!”
By the time Lin Li realized what Bao Wei wanted to say, it was already too late.
"Zhou, Bao, Wei."
Lin Li smiled:
"Your mother is a slave, how can I look at the word crab stick in the face now?"
"Hmm? Speak!"
(End of this chapter)
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