Chapter 253 Efficiency is ineffective when it reaches a certain level, it is better to be lower.
Wang Yuezhi suddenly felt that he could recall and use this scene when he plays the clown the day after tomorrow.
Damn, it was even more heartbreaking.
The clown potion really melts in the mouth.
Therefore, Wang Yuezhi did not want to discuss this topic anymore. He waved his hand unhappily and cursed with a cold face:
"If there is no such scene, then you can create and make up this scene in your mind, right? You are not flexible at all? You are useless and have no life experience, you don't have this kind of experience..."
"Master, please tell me in detail, what kind of scene should I make up? It seems that you are very experienced."
Lin Li, who was scolded, was not annoyed, but continued to ask for advice humbly.
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
Your mother.
Wang Yuezhi took a deep breath, and after hesitating for several times, he still spoke: "I don't have much experience, but my friend has experience in this area, and he taught me a lot."
"The meaning of learning is inheritance, so I will pass on the secret my friend told me to you now, and you must not embarrass me the day after tomorrow."
"Understood, Master!" Lin Li nodded.
"I'll give you a few random scenes." Wang Yuezhi began to describe how the clown should set the scene in his mind when performing:
"My friend told me, for example, when taking pictures, you think the girl is taking pictures of you and tells you to look at the camera, but when you raise your scissor hand, you realize that she is shooting the person behind you."
Lin Li suddenly realized.
This incident is also recorded in Lin Li's memory.
No wonder Wang Yuezhi suddenly scratched his head in front of him last time, and he scratched his head with a scissor hand.
At that time, he thought he felt that his hair was long and wanted to get a haircut.
So that's how it is.
"For example, my friend told me that a girl suddenly called your name, and you looked up happily, but it turned out that the other party asked you to pass something to another boy."
Lin Li suddenly realized.
This incident is also recorded in Lin Li's memory.
The last time I took Chen Yuying's homework book for proofreading, it was Wang Yuezhi who handed it to me with a stinky face.
"For example, my friend told me.
The girl you like suddenly shyly looks for you on the weekend and says, "I want to go to the movies with the person I like. Are you...free tonight?"
You happily responded, "I'm free! I'm free! Of course I'm free!", and rolled over on the bed, starting to prepare clothes for going out to play. When you got everything ready and looked at your phone,
the girl sent you a message saying, "That's great. I'll trouble you to help me with the class statistics tonight. Thank you, Wang Yuezhi's friend."
At this time, you actually wanted to say, "Sorry, I received a sudden notice that I have to perform in the circus, so I don't have time." But in the end, because of your love, you didn't send it out. "
Wang Yuezhi's description speed became slower and slower, and he became more and more sad.
Lin Li was stunned... Wait, why doesn't Lin Li remember this?
"There is such a thing?" Lin Li asked with a frown.
Chen Yuying did everything related to the class herself, and she would never throw the task to others just because she went out to play. More importantly, he had never gone out to see a movie with her.
"This is my memory of my friend in junior high school. "Wang Yuezhi explained.
Lin Li suddenly realized.
It turned out that Wang Yuezhi's friend was a repeat offender, and he didn't start being a clown in high school. It made sense.
So Lin Li nodded and motioned Wang Yuezhi to continue. "My friend told me..." "My friend told me..." Wang Yuezhi talked incessantly, and he couldn't finish talking about his friend's scenes. To be honest, Lin Li really wanted to get to know Wang Yuezhi's friend, because Lin Li found that his experiences were too similar to his, and there must be a lot of common topics to talk about. But because he found that as the scenes continued to expand, Wang Yuezhi's expression looked more and more like he was filming IT, Lin Li was afraid that if he continued, Wang Yuezhi would cry for his friend, so he stretched out his hand to signal that there was no need to talk for the time being. Lin Li nodded: "That's enough, my mentor, I think I have some feeling." The desolate Wang Yuezhi rubbed his eyes and nodded: "It's okay to have a feeling, and it's worthy of my friend's memories. Start the performance, don't let me and my friend down. " "Well! " Scene, construction! Thinking, puzzle! The brain spun rapidly, and Lin Li asked quickly: "Master, how do I look now? Do I have the soul of a clown?" Wang Yuezhi narrowed his eyes and stared at Lin Li, or more precisely, at the corners of Lin Li's mouth that were gradually rising. "?" "Wait! Lin Li, are you fucking laughing! ?" "Hahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry, Master, this scene appeared in my mind and I couldn't help it." Wang Yuezhi asked this, and Lin Li laughed out loud. The same scene was constructed, but Lin Li's perspective was a little different from that of Wang Yuezhi's friend. It was really funny. "You can still laugh! ?" Wang Yuezhi's eyes and nose were red just now, and now it's the temperature that is red. After this period of study, he is really interested in the profession of clown, otherwise he would not learn these techniques. He can accept students without talent, but he cannot accept students who don't respect clowns! There is no harm without comparison.
...If...If it was Chen Tianming...it wouldn't be like this...Chen Tianming...why are you wasting your talent...
Seeing Wang Yuezhi so sad, Lin Li slapped himself.
He felt a little like a non-human. Lin Li restrained his smile and said seriously:
"I'm sorry, teacher, I'll try again."
"..."
"Puff-hahaha-"
"..."
"Stop it, Lin Li, I don't want to teach you anymore, you're not good at this at all." Seeing that Lin Li's expression was still soulless and he hadn't made any progress, Wang Yuezhi felt sadder than his heart was dead. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and said decadently.
The day after tomorrow, I'll try to toss back and forth between the two sides to win glory for the class.
"No, I won't stop. If I stop, I will never be good at it! There is no word "abandon" in my dictionary!" Lin Li said immediately after hearing this.
Wang Yuezhi raised his eyebrows.
Yes, if you give up when you feel you are not good at it, you will never be good at it. The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, and the second best time is now.
Lin Li's learning spirit is still worthy of recognition.
He was indeed a bit arbitrary. Wang Yuezhi looked at Lin Li——
Fuck your mother.
Still laughing.
Fuck your study spirit, bastard!!
What a hot-blooded market you are!
"You can't be a clown, go back and do what you should do." At this point, Wang Yuezhi's voice was extremely cold, and his favorability towards Lin Li doubled completely.
——The favorability went from negative 100 to negative 200, of course it doubled.
He took the unicycle and came to the empty space in the activity room and started practicing by himself without even looking at Lin Li.
Rotten wood.
Waste.
Lin Li was denied like this for the first time. He stood up in despair: "Maybe Wang Yuezhi, you are right. I can't be a clown. It's time to go back and study with the class monitor. She must be bored in the classroom alone."
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
Wait.
Your mother.
"Lin Li, come back! I suddenly found that I can say it back! Come back!" The training in the past two weeks was quite effective. Wang Yuezhi immediately ran over to block the door and nodded sincerely to Lin Li: "Lin Li, let's continue practicing!"
"But I can't be a clown with a soul." Lin Li was sad.
"Never let others tell you what you can do! What you can't do!" Wang Yuezhi patted Lin Li's shoulder heavily, shook it a few times, and encouraged loudly, "I have an idol called Beethoven. Everyone said that he couldn't become a great musician, but he never listened!
Lin Li, you should do the same. I deny you because I actually hope that your will can be tempered, instead of being so weak and self-destructive! Don't waste my hard work!"
Wang Yuezhi's voice was full of pearls. Lin Li, who had regained some confidence, remembered something and squinted his eyes.
Wait.
"Beethoven seems to be deaf in both ears?"
Wang Yuezhi waved his hand: "It doesn't matter."
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Fuck you.
This is fucking important, isn't it?
Beethoven really couldn't listen to other people's denials and doubts, because he really couldn't listen to (physics)! !
"Forget it, I can't do it. Sorry, I've disappointed you, Wang Yuezhi." Therefore, the motivation failed, and Lin Li waved his hands. He still felt that he was not suitable.
"I can do it! I really can do it. At least you must do it at noon!" Wang Yuezhi shook his head like a rattle, and after thinking quickly, he immediately said: "Lin Li, it's not a big problem to have no expression. Although you lack soul, you don't need much soul in the situation of the day after tomorrow.
First, neither the teachers on the stage nor the students below will be able to see it clearly.
Second, second... let me think, that's right! Second, the soul can still be shown by makeup at that time. As long as you match the right clown clothes and put on clown makeup, there will be no difference.
So we can ignore the expression directly. The soul is a bonus, not a must. It is too strict for me to ask you to learn this in two days. My question is, let's just learn the techniques from now on! How about it! "
Wang Yuezhi blocked the door and refused to let Lin Li go. He continued to emphasize in a rapid tone:
"Lin Li, apart from the soul, you are the most talented person I have ever seen. You must be a good clown!"
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Look at this kid forcing him to say all these words.
But Lin Li didn't insist on leaving. At
least he agreed in the morning, and he really couldn't give up halfway.
"That makes sense, keep trying! "
Seeing that Lin Li had no intention of leaving, Wang Yuezhi breathed a sigh of relief:
"Since we are talking about this, let me talk about costumes and makeup. We are different in height and body shape, so the costumes and makeup don't have to be the same. But if you need it, I can send you my link."
"Thank you, my teacher, but isn't the class monitor responsible for the performance costumes? She will definitely help me pick one when we rent the inflatable doll costume. If you want to talk about the style, tell her too, but you can send me the makeup template. "Lin Li explained after hearing this.
"..."
Wang Yuezhi: (ノ益)ノ︵┻━┻.
Oh my! I forgot that it was Chen Yuying who went to purchase the costumes and makeup!
Then if I didn't buy the clown suit internally... would Chen Yuying also rent one for me...
wouldn't it be too deliberate to go back and talk about this now?
If I go back and light up the dormitory, will I be able to have new clothes reasonably?
"Wang Yuezhi? Wang Yuezhi?" Seeing Wang Yuezhi distracted, Lin Li stretched out his hand and waved it in front of him.
No response.
"Wang Yuezhi, your clown nose fell off." He wanted to continue calling, but Lin Li saw a little red in the corner of his eye, and lowered his head to find that there was a clown nose on the ground.
It should be that Wang Yuezhi accidentally pulled it out when he took something out of his backpack, so Lin Li stretched out his hand to pick it up while speaking.
"Don't move!"
Wang Yuezhi finally reacted, and shouted to stop Lin Li, then squatted down, picked up the nose, and blew away the dust on it.
"This nose, hehe." Wang Yuezhi looked at the nose with a story and suddenly became happy.
Lin Li would never have such a nose.
So cool.
Lin Li: "?"
Are you laughing?
"I'll send it to you when I get my phone." With the comfort of the red nose, Wang Yuezhi felt much better and said with a smile: "Keep learning."
"Okay."
In the following time, the two continued to practice the various basic techniques needed to become a clown.
When the bell rang at the end of lunch break, Lin Li had already mastered the basics of simple poker magic, hand-tossed balls, and balloon pinching.
As for the unicycle, Lin Li had not started to learn it yet.
"See you in the playground after school in the afternoon. I will teach you the unicycle. Try it. It's best if you can learn it. If you can't, then we will set it as two clowns with different styles, performing completely different things, and creating asymmetrical beauty." Wang Yuezhi said to Lin Li while packing up the props on the scene.
"Okay." Lin Li agreed readily.
"I'll go return the key." After locking the door of the activity room, Wang Yuezhi went straight to the first floor.
Lin Li went straight back to the classroom.
When he returned to the classroom, Chen Yuying was the only one in the classroom.
Normally, there was only a trio of people in the classroom at noon. Now that the two boys were together and secretly checked into a room, she was left alone.
"Class monitor, how does it feel to be alone in an empty room?" Lin Li walked over and sat down on Ding Sihan's desk, asking with a smile.
"It's very quiet, no one keeps poking me or asking me questions, and my learning efficiency is very high. I don't even have to worry about someone playing with my hair when I take a nap. It's very reassuring."
Chen Yuying raised her head, rubbed her cheeks with her fists, tilted her head slightly, blinked, and spoke with a smile.
"So Wang Yuezhi is so annoying and has such dirty hands? I have to say, squad leader, I feel the same way as you, a troublemaker." Lin Li frowned and nodded in agreement.
The more Lin Li thought about it, the angrier he got. Wang Yuezhi was such a jerk.
Chen Yuying: "?"
Is this understanding correct?
But soon Chen Yuying laughed out loud. This answer was very Lin Li.
After Chen Yuying's laughter came, Lin Li looked at her again and said inducingly:
"Squad leader, let's not mention Wang Yuezhi. The benefits of not having Wang Yuezhi are well known to everyone, so there is no need to say more. What I'm asking about is my part, which is the disadvantages caused to you by my absence. Note that it is . disadvantages."
"That's a bit boring and I'm not used to it."
Facing Lin Li's expectation, Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.
Without that elbow that touches her every few minutes, she can't look forward to completely unknown but definitely interesting words after the poke. It's boring.
She squinted for a while, and even if she turned her head sideways, she couldn't see that particularly guilty face. It was boring.
By the way, why does it feel that Lin Li looks better?
As for efficiency, she is already so smart, what's the point of having such high efficiency? It doesn't matter if it's a little lower.
"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers and nodded contentedly: "This is what I want to hear. Say more next time. It's nice and I like it."
Chen Yuying tutted, then asked: "Lin Li, how are you doing? Can you perform the day after tomorrow?"
"You can always trust me, because I am invincible." Lin Li answered with a colonel accent, then remembered something and looked at Chen Yuying:
"By the way, squad leader, can you help me with the clown makeup the day after tomorrow?"
"Of course." Chen Yuying nodded and agreed, then asked with a little smile: "But Lin Li, you can't do a bad job if you put on your own makeup, right? Maybe you are better than me."
The number one killer in the Qing Dynasty will always be the number one killer in her mind.
Lin Li laughed contemptuously, stretched out a finger and shook it in front of him, and explained seriously:
"Wrong, squad leader, there is a big difference between drawing funny and drawing ridiculous."
"I hope I am funny, but I don't want me to be ridiculous, so although I was born with talent, I won't use it if I can."
Chen Yuying heard the words, the corners of her mouth first slightly raised, and then gently covered her mouth with her hand, trying to hide her smile.
"Sigh..." Her slightly trembling shoulders proved that she tried very hard to hold back her laughter, but unfortunately her smile still leaked out from between her fingers and gently echoed in the classroom.
"Do you have any objections, monitor?" Lin Li was trembling with anger at this laughter in the cold weather. He wondered if he could be fine at this time, so he asked with a sneer.
"Not at all." Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head, and even raised her hand to salute playfully: "I have received the task. Then come early the day after tomorrow and wait for me on the first floor of our dormitory building? Or the classroom is also fine, I will bring the makeup stuff."
"Then your dormitory is downstairs. It's troublesome for you to bring things to the classroom. I can also use this opportunity to feel the terrain of the female dormitory and scout the location in advance for the future raid." Lin Li said immediately after hearing this.
Chen Yuying had long been immune to such words, and just nodded: "Then see you downstairs. If there is anything else, you can talk on the phone when the time comes."
"OK."
"Lin Li." His shoulder was patted, and someone called his name. Lin Li turned his head and it turned out to be the smiling Ding Sihan.
Mona Lisa's smile is very valuable.
Ding Sihan's smile is very dangerous.
"What's wrong, little Ding Ding." Lin Li asked in confusion.
"Tell me, what's under your butt?" Ding Sihan kept smiling.
Lin Li looked down and replied, "Underpants worth 1.8 yuan."
Ding Sihan: "?"
You wear them at this price?
Ding Sihan now believes that Lin Li's crotch is rotten.
But the point is not this now. Ding Sihan took a deep breath and asked, "What's under the underwear?"
"School pants worth 1,800 yuan."
"What's under the school pants?"
"Then I don't know." Lin Li shook his head honestly and innocently.
"Then let me tell you, it's a shoe print." Facing the stupid student Lin Li, Ding Sihan was much gentler than Wang Yuezhi and chose to give an answer instead of insulting.
"Haha, idiot." Hearing this, Lin Li jumped off Ding Sihan's desk, pointed at her desk first, then pointed at her, and laughed loudly: "It's obviously your desk under my school pants, how can there be any shoe prints!"
"Haha, idiot."
"Ha——"
...
"Bufan, Ding Sihan should not be underestimated. She seems to have superpowers. She can predict the future."
Bai Bufan walked into the classroom with sleepy eyes, and saw Lin Li standing in his position and patting his own pants, giving him such a serious and earnest warning.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
(End of this chapter)
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