Chapter 254 Experts are experts after all, and her research is very meaningful
Wednesday.
After finishing his daily exercise, Lin Li rode his bike to school.
There is still one and a half months left before the two-month limit of the first task, the physical training task.
After re-cultivating the eight-stage physical training from scratch, I really feel that I have a new understanding. When practicing, I can do more in many details, especially the spiritual energy chapter.
The efficiency of using spiritual energy and my physical fitness are both steadily improving.
Lin Li feels that if he faces Zhai Kai again now, he should not need to [charge] to fight a tie, or at least.
Maybe he can defeat him.
There is still a month and a half left, and he can at least go back four or five times. Lin Li doesn't believe that he can't meet the task requirements after so many times.
It is worth mentioning that Qingzheng Yulei Fa has also been practiced further. After the minor success of the thunder body, Lin Li can now gradually control the output of the body arc, such as gathering an electric ball in the palm of his hand.
Although it can't last too long and the power is average, it is indeed a further step in the technique, and it feels like "thunder method".
I am finally not just a simple power bank.
The future is promising. Anyway, there is no opponent, so just take it slow.
——Qingzheng Yulei Fa has been used to electrocute mosquitoes and Bai Bufan.
Even zombies have never been electrocuted by Lin Li.
"A horse's eyes cannot tolerate a grain of sand~because it will also feel uncomfortable~The horse's eyes are always full of wisdom~like there is experience to pass on~"
Riding leisurely, Lin Li hummed a song.
Lin Li was tired of singing "Spring Breeze Elf", but fortunately he had found another treasure song - "The World in the Horse's Eyes".
"Sometimes there is shyness in the horse's eyes~When being touched~The horse's eyes will also shed tears~When it finishes the battle~"
"What is the world in the horse's eyes like! Is it also looking for direction like me! No matter how many trials and collisions I have experienced! My horse's eyes are always full of power!" In the chorus, Lin Li sang loudly.
I dare not sing in a low voice, for fear that the people in heaven can't hear it.
When Bai Bufan shared this song with Lin Li last night, Lin Li immediately played it on repeat a hundred times and became a believer.
This song, written for horses, is full of deep feelings. Lin Li, who has never touched or ridden a horse in his life, actually empathized with it.
It can be regarded as another breakthrough work in the Chinese music scene, proving that the Chinese music scene has completely ended its golden age and entered the silver-gold age.
The lyrics are thought-provoking. What is in the eyes of horses?
Lin Li thinks that those horses who are born to gallop on the grassland, in today's modern society where only steel is left, their eyes should be full of desire and longing for the grass.
When approaching the school, Lin Li stopped singing.
He was afraid of being heard by acquaintances.
The school's electric retractable door remained wide open today. After all, although the school is not open during the sports meeting, if the parents of the students want to come, they can still fill out a form and drive in to see.
Little slut, you usually only open a small hole when you come by yourself, why are you opening it so wide today?
Humph.
"Lin Li: I'm at the school gate. Are you up, monitor?"
"Chen Yuying: Okay, I've got my stuff ready. I'll go downstairs now."
"Lin Li: OK."
Because the opening ceremony started at 7:30, there was plenty of time. It was only 5:40 now.
The campus was still shrouded in a thin layer of fog. The downstairs of the female dormitory was even quieter. There were few people, and occasionally a few birds chirping broke the silence.
As for the dormitory door, the dormitory manager would open it at 5:30, so there was no conflict.
Lin Li parked his car at the door and walked over by himself, carrying the five breakfasts for their dormitory today - one person didn't eat.
So from a distance, Lin Li saw Chen Yuying standing on the steps in front of the building, holding her makeup box. Her
long hair was casually draped over her shoulders. She wore a sky blue long-sleeved shirt, a pair of dark blue-green high-waisted straight pants, and a pair of white sneakers on her feet.
Like the fresh breeze in the early morning of autumn.
"Hello, delivery man." Lin Li approached with a smile, and then said, "Class monitor, why aren't you wearing school uniform again?"
"Not wearing school uniform is the day to cherish." Chen Yuying curled her hair and said with a smile.
"Did Ding Sihan and the others get up?"
"Not yet, what's wrong?"
"Then I'm the first person to appreciate this outfit today. No wonder it's auspicious to go out today, and Daji is here." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Unfortunately not, our dormitory auntie has already praised me just now." Chen Yuying said regretfully.
"What's your dormitory auntie's Douyin account? I found a car of breadmen to deal with her." Lin Li got angry when he heard it.
"Flowers bloom and riches, Douyin account is just a phone number, this one at the door, if you're too lazy to search, I can share it with you directly."
Chen Yuying pointed to a column at the door, which had the information of the dormitory's security manager.
It was clearly an act of aiding and abetting others to commit violence, but it was so lightly described, and even with a smile on her face.
Humph, no matter how beautiful she looks on the outside, the class monitor is still a bad woman at heart.
Lin Li followed Chen Yuying into the dormitory building. Unfortunately, there was no emperor or red-haired unknown person in this restricted area for boys. It was no different from the boys' dormitory downstairs.
The dormitory auntie that Lin Li intended to cyberbully lived in the room closest to the door on the first floor. At this moment, the sound and smell of oil smoke came from the room.
"Do you want to have breakfast first?" Lin Li asked.
"No, put on makeup first."
Chen Yuying pointed to the empty small table and chair on the first floor and said to Lin Li.
"Okay, I'll leave my face, which costs 1,800 kilograms, to you."
"The skin of the face weighs only about 100-130 grams, and 1,800 kilograms is only more than 300 yuan. Next time, ask for a higher price." Chen Yuying opened the box and took out cosmetics such as foundation, eye shadow and lipstick, smiling and admonishing.
"It has to be cheap, otherwise how can I be so shameless every time? I can't afford it if it's more expensive."
After Lin Li sat down, Chen Yuying rubbed some primer on and began to apply it on Lin Li's face.
Reach out and touch.
Her fingers gently stroked Lin Li's cheek, bringing a hint of coolness. At that moment, the two of them seemed to tremble slightly.
The refreshing light fragrance also lingered around the tip of his nose as the girl's body approached.
Lin Li widened his eyes and looked closely. Chen Yuying's face was actually flawless.
Where are the acne of youth?
Were they all killed by the hard skin care routine every night?
Thinking of Chen Yuying's skin care routine and time at night, Lin Li felt it was reasonable.
This face is what she deserves.
Admiring Chen Yuying's face up close, Lin Li suddenly shook his head slightly, with a little anger in his eyes.
What kind of crappy art palace is the Louvre? It didn't even accommodate Chen Yuying's face, and you dare to think you are on it?
I'll go home tonight and find the Louvre's Douyin account, and cyber-bully it with the dormitory aunt.
Anyway, it's a convenient thing.
As long as Nansang Middle School gives the order, Lin Li is willing to support it as the new top art palace.
The idea of pinching Chen Yuying's cheek revived as he looked at her.
Where's the butt, where's Bai Bufan's butt, save it!
Unlike Lin Li, who was thick-skinned and could look at Chen Yuying without concealment, Chen Yuying only looked at him for a moment, and then immediately moved her eyes away, her long and dense eyelashes trembling like cicada wings in summer.
Steady breathing suppressed the faint blush, Chen Yuying held and fixed Lin Li's face with her left palm, and began to put on makeup with her right hand, her eyes were focused.
Both of them were very focused.
"Don't move from now on." Chen Yuying said gently.
"You can't move your heart either? It's a bit difficult, but I'll try." In order to stop his lungs from moving, Lin Li, who had stopped breathing, began to pinch his left chest, trying to stop his heart from moving.
Chen Yuying: "?"
Looking at Lin Li, whose face was gradually turning blue, Chen Yuying blinked, withdrew her hand, tilted her head and looked at him. In Lin Li's gradually surprised and questioning eyes, she clenched her fist and swung it down, smiling and encouraging:
"Yeah, that's right, you can't move, come on, tell me when you stop."
Lin Li: "Eh?"
It's not that there are fewer bad guys, it's that the bad guys have changed!
Which beast in the ditch brought Chen Yuying to this!
To be able to do such a thing, it feels like a guy who has a mother but no father.
"Squad leader, you said you can put on makeup, but you didn't tell me in advance that you are an undertaker, so you can only put on makeup for dead people!?" Lin Li couldn't hold it anymore.
"No more playing, squad leader, I don't want you to put on makeup for me. Where's Ding Sihan, has she gotten up yet? Where's the dormitory manager, does she know how to put on makeup?"
"Okay, don't move, the real start." Chen Yuying said with a smile, "Tell me if there's an itch."
"Will you scratch it for me? Hey, don't tell me, I suddenly feel all over my body..."
"I stopped and let you scratch it yourself." "
——Nothing itchy all over my body."
Time flies, time flies, and time flies.
Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief, patted her hands that were stained with some makeup, and took a step back.
"Look up."
"Lower your head."
"Turn your head left, turn your head right."
Looking at her work carefully, Chen Yuying nodded with satisfaction: "Okay."
"Very good, squad leader, at least you didn't say anything like asking me to turn around." Lin Li stood up and said with a smile.
There was a mirror on the wall on the first floor of the dormitory. Lin Li walked over to take a look.
His face was painted with white foundation, exaggerated blue diamond eyeshadow was painted around his eyes, and a huge exaggerated red smiley face was outlined at the corner of his mouth.
But it was not as funny and ridiculous as expected.
Lin Li's makeup did not look like a circus clown, but more like a movie clown that would kill people, especially when Lin Li did not smile and showed a fierce look. It was
even a bit handsome.
"Perfect." After admiring it for a few minutes, Lin Li gave Chen Yuying a thumbs up.
"As long as you are satisfied."
Chen Yuying nodded, her hands crossed behind her back, her face still showing the joy of being praised.
"Okay, monitor, you take the breakfast upstairs. If it gets colder, it won't taste good. I'm going to the boys' dormitory to change clothes. See you in the playground later." After putting the makeup remover he borrowed into his schoolbag, Lin Li lifted it up and put it on his back, saying.
"Okay."
Chen Yuying nodded, waved goodbye to Lin Li, and went upstairs with breakfast.
Lin Li went to the men's dormitory to change clothes and put on a wig.
On the way there, he took a few selfies with his mobile phone.
So handsome, Lin Li.
No wonder the three elements of photography are portrait, portrait, and portrait.
How could I have such confidence when I was a bamboo pole.
I feel like the kind of person who didn't see myself after browsing the forum for a long time, but turned around and saw that the confession was all photos.
Is the image charm really only improved by 30% instead of 300%?
Lin Li had to share it.
"Lin Li: Sister Min, are you awake?"
"Wu Min: No money."
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: "Pictures", who asked you for money? I just wanted you to appreciate your son's handsome face."
"Wu Min: Not bad, quite handsome. Did you have the sports meet?"
Although Wu Min rarely went home, she would call Lin Li every weekend, so she was naturally aware of the sports meet.
"Lin Li: Yes, Mom, I suddenly feel that I am quite suitable for dyeing my hair green. I want to dye it during the winter vacation. At worst, I can get a haircut when school starts."
Green is still conservative. Lin Li feels that he can now handle the colorful black.
"Wu Min: Forget about this. I heard from an expert that dyeing your hair will affect your height. You are not old enough yet."
"Lin Li: ? Mom, what kind of marketing account are you looking at? What kind of crappy expert? What is the relationship between dyeing your hair and height?"
"Lin Li: Mom, if you believe this, when you are old, if you want to buy health care products, just buy them from me. You will definitely buy them. It is better to keep the wealth within the family and help Xiling increase its GDP."
"Wu Min: Your mother is not a fool. The expert is me. If you dare to dye your hair, and dye it green, I will break your legs."
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Damn, what the expert said this time is true.
Does dyeing your hair really affect your height, or it affects half a meter at a time.
Wu Min can indeed be considered an expert.
Because a doctor is actually an expert in a field, not a learned person, so a doctor should be called a junior college.
Then, in reverse, Wu Min's junior college degree naturally makes her an expert.
Since the experts said so, Lin Li could only give up the green hair plan during the winter vacation.
After all, his height is a great weapon for him to attack the boys in the class, and it is still useful.
"Knock knock knock." At the dormitory door.
"Lin Li, it's you." It was Bai Bufan who opened the door, still sleepy.
"Why so serious?" Lin Li asked with a grin.
Bai Bufan: "Ah? Uh? That um... I'm fine, thank you. And you?"
Lin Li: "?"
Uneducated guys are really scary.
It's a waste of time to talk to this idiot.
"The sun is shining on your butt, and you're still sleeping. Get up, get out, give me a place to change clothes." Lin Li threw his schoolbag directly on Zhou Baowei's stomach while sitting down to take off his shoes and urged.
Zhou Baowei sat up and raised his middle finger. He was used to it.
What does it have to do with him if the sun shines on his butt? He doesn't need photosynthesis.
Bai Bufan, who was standing aside, stared at Lin Li's face for a long time, feeling a little sour.
What he wanted to see was a clown, not a clown.
"Lin Li, I really want to hit you when you do this. I feel like you are provoking me." Bai Bufan ate a lemon, "Do you know that I am actually the heir of Batman and Spiderman? I inherited half of their mantles.
You are now wearing the same makeup as the Joker in front of me, which is undoubtedly a provocation."
"Aren't your parents and uncle still alive? What mantle did you inherit?" Lin Li raised his eyes and asked.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"What part did you inherit by default?"
"Stupid and stupid! What I inherited is Batman's lack of superpowers and Spiderman's lack of money." Bai Bufan explained.
Lin Li: "..."
"How is what you inherited better than what I inherited by default?"
Bai Bufan then wailed: "It's okay to have no superpowers, but the pain of being poor, you, a newly rich man, will not understand.
Zeyu, you like digital, I plan to change my headphones recently, do you have any recommendations for brand new thousand-yuan headphones that cost about ten yuan?" Qin
Zeyu, who was brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth: "(；☉_☉)?"
Brand new thousand-yuan headphones that cost about ten yuan?
This is no longer a question of whether or not you understand digital technology.
Bai Bufan may have said human words, but it is unlikely that Bai Bufan can speak human words.
"You have inherited the mantle. Didn't your mentor teach you how to solve problems? You have also inherited the talent of going into the sea!
Doesn't Spider-Man make a living by being a welfare girl? When he ran out of money, he took pictures of himself in uniform and sold them to the media for everyone to see to support his family." Lin Li pointed out a clear way out after hearing this.
The sea is really a beautiful thing. You can watch it when you are happy, jump into it when you are sad, go down when you have no money, and go up when you have money.
"Don't be so embarrassing. There is a fundamental difference between Spider-Man and a welfare girl, okay? He doesn't have the talent." Bai Bufan got angry after hearing this and defended Spider-Man.
"Reasonable."
Lin Li nodded. His thinking was indeed a bit narrow.
Spider-Man can only be regarded as a fake welfare girl.
After all, he is the only character in the two-dimensional world who has no book. Dong Zhuo and the big mushroom have books, but Spider-Man doesn't. Sigh, he is down and out.
At this time, Zhou Baowei, who had just gone to the toilet, poked his head out of the toilet: "Bai Bufan!"
"What's wrong?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes vigilantly.
"Is the urine you left in the squat toilet still useful? If it's not useful, I'll help you flush it. If it's useful, I'll help you get a mouthwash cup to put it in." Zhou Baowei said innocently.
Everyone else in the dormitory laughed.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Fuck, I just forgot to flush it. Why don't you just flush it for me!" Bai Bufan roared.
"I still have to ask, after all, this is your personal property." Zhou Baowei was very polite and shrank back after he finished speaking.
"So respectful."
Lin Li was moved by the bond between the dormitory.
This is respect.
This is recognition.
"This guy has been holding a grudge against me. Last time he took a shit and didn't flush it, I asked him if he used the squat toilet as a rice cooker to keep a warm midnight snack. Now he has the chance."
Bai Bufan sighed.
Lin Li has also changed into his clown suit. The rented clothes are of a one-size-fits-all size, so it is impossible to fit him. They are a little too big.
But fortunately, it is the role of a clown, so any explanation is possible.
If it is too big and loose, he will be a disheveled clown. If it is too small and tight, he will be a social spirit clown.
Accompanying Bai Bufan and the others to the cafeteria for breakfast, after breakfast, the classic "March of the Athletes" of the sports meeting was already ringing everywhere in the Nansang campus.
All the teachers and students of the school began to head to the playground.
When they found their class seats, another clown was already standing in the team.
It is not terrible to wear the same clothes. Whoever is ugly will be embarrassed.
Anyway, Lin Li is not embarrassed.
Wang Yuezhi is not embarrassed either.
After examining Lin Li from head to toe for a while, Wang Yuezhi shook his head with regret and pity:
"Lin Li, you will never understand the soul of a clown, and you will never become a clown."
Now he doesn't have to worry about Lin Li not studying with him and going to be alone with Chen Yuying, so Wang Yuezhi doesn't need to spoil Lin Li as much as he did the past two days.
Just say it!
"Especially with your makeup, there is absolutely no sense of humor."
Lin Li hesitated.
Forget it.
Lin Li was afraid that if he said that Chen Yuying did this makeup, it would give Wang Yuezhi's friend another clown material.
At this time, girls from other classes passed by Class 4 of Grade 1.
After walking a few meters.
A faint voice came from the direction they left.
"Wow, did you see that clown just now? So handsome, and the clown next to him, a good clown."
"..."
"..."
Lin Li turned his head and scratched the back of his head when he heard the words. He was embarrassed by the compliment, hehe.
Wang Yuezhi turned his head and scratched the back of his head when he heard the words. He was embarrassed by the compliment, hehe.
(End of this chapter)
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