Chapter 255 Don't worry about these things, just tell me whether you can remember them or not
. "The entrance ceremony is about to begin, go line up on the playground."
Wang Ze, wearing a doll costume and holding a class nameplate in his hand, came over and greeted all the students in Class 4.
The entrance ceremony follows the order from Grade 1 to Grade 3. There are only three classes and the national flag school nameplate and other honor guards in front of Class 4, so Class 4 can just go to the runway and wait.
Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi, the two little scandals, immediately took their own performance props and walked to the front of the team, second only to Wang Ze.
"Yo, Lin Li, this face is very handsome, whose credit is it?"
When walking past a white bear, Ding Sihan's voice came out from inside in a teasing voice.
Wang Yuezhi was surprised, who's credit is it? It must be Lin Li himself, how could it be someone else.
Lin Li smiled calmly: "Isn't being handsome inevitable? There are two kinds of people in the world that are most fascinating, one is like me, and the other is like me."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Can you be more disgusting?" Ding Sihan took off her hood, because she had to let Lin Li see her twitching mouth and disgusted expression.
"Okay, sister, okay."
When she saw Lin Li's expression of "This is your own request, so I won't be polite", Ding Sihan's heart skipped a beat.
Buhao!!
Quick, cover your ears -
too late.
"There are two kinds of handsome guys, one has a bad memory, and the other I forgot."
"There used to be two handsome guys in my hometown village, but after I came to Xiling to study, there are no handsome guys anymore, because I am worth two."
"Sorry, I am not very good at saying charming words, but fortunately, I am charming, and I am talking, der!"
"..."
Lin Li flicked his tongue after each sentence, and shook his head hard, letting the green wig fly everywhere, occasionally covering the left face, and occasionally covering the right face, anyway, he only used one eye to see the world.
Killing Matt also has its spring.
"Ugh——"
"Ugh——"
said Pi Yan in the fragrance of rice flowers, and heard a vomiting sound.
The scabby prince Wang Ze even threw down the class sign, ran over unbearable, and went up to do a Leo flying kick.
"Leo flying kick!"
Unfortunately, the doll costume limited his range of motion, and a flying kick was ten centimeters off the ground, not as high as his cow.
"Wait for Leo, as long as that adult's plan succeeds, all of you Ultramen will be eliminated." Lin Li sneered at Wang Ze.
"Thank you, Lin Li. You bought a lot of breakfast today. I ate too much this morning. I feel better now that I vomited." Ding Sihan patted Lin Li's shoulder, put the hood back on, and sighed.
"Haha, this kind of words have no offensive power at all. Sister, are you acting like a spoiled child with me?" Lin Li sneered.
"Wanqiu! Come and help me!"
Hearing this, Ding Sihan asked for help from the class team.
Qu Wanqiu used one word to let Lin Li know what offensive power is.
"Hey!"
The kick was very offensive.
"Mmm--"
A classic and long tinnitus sounded on the campus radio.
Then the music of "Athletes March" began to fade, and the voice of the announcer appeared:
"Dear leaders, teachers, dear classmates, hello!
On this sunny and passionate day, we ushered in the 51st Campus Track and Field Games of Nansang Middle School!
The opening ceremony begins now! Please take your positions and prepare to enter the venue!"
All classes are already in place or lined up.
"...At this moment, the national flag team is marching in with firm steps and solemnly entering the venue. Let's welcome them with the warmest applause!
The national flag is the symbol of the motherland and the pride of the nation..."
With the voice of the announcer, the entrance officially began.
Wang Yuezhi was a little nervous, and rode his unicycle to start the final process confirmation.
Lin Li learned how to ride a unicycle in two days, but because there was no convenient store to rent it near the school, he simply gave up.
It would be fine for the two of them to perform their own performances, and there was no tacit understanding.
"It's our turn."
Only Class 2 of the first three classes had a short performance, so it was soon Class 4's turn.
"Now coming towards us is Class 4 of Senior 1. They are stepping on the rhythm of youth, holding class signs painted with stars, showing the unique vigor and sharpness of young boys and girls!
Their slogan is - Class 4, Class 4! Class 4, Class 4, eh? Class 4, Class 4? Class 4, Class 4..."
The announcer read out four different emotions from the eight Class 4s.
Next to the rostrum, Xue Jian, holding a camera, was waiting to take photos and videos of the class, while thinking about where to go to smoke a cigarette: "(;☉_☉)?"
What kind of slogan just entered his ears?
Whose class?
Class 4?
"Class 4, Class 4!" When approaching the rostrum, Wang Ze started loudly.
"Class 4, Class 4, Class 4, Class 4! Class 4, Class 4, Class 4!"
The people in Class 4 told Nansang Middle School and Xue Jian with passionate words that this was not the broadcaster's fault.
Their class slogan was just like that.
Xue Jian: "..."
Turning his head, he happened to see Principal Wang, who was looking at him with eyes that wanted to laugh but felt he shouldn't laugh.
Xue Jian took a deep breath and looked up at the sky.
Lin Li!!
Bai Bufan!!
After the announcer finished reading the slogan, he was silent for a short and rare moment, and then he became excited again:
"Ah, this is... This is a declaration of courage to break the routine! Each seemingly repetitive shout of Class 4 hides different emotions. One drum beats, two thunders break the sky! Three winds sweep the formation, and four triumphant sounds!
This seemingly repetitive shout is actually Class 4 of Grade 1 announcing to the whole school: they will use pure love to add infinite possibilities!
Let us respond to this 'rebellious' cohesion with applause!"
The students and teachers suddenly realized.
So this is what it means.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
Although this announcer was not serious - obviously he had not read the news release in advance, otherwise he would not have been so confused when he just read it, but he was indeed talented. He could translate the slogan of Class 4 into a meaning that they had not expected.
...
In the broadcasting room, the sweaty announcer wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Damn, I finally fooled them.
Class 4 of Grade 1, I hate you.
Then he immediately picked up the newsletter of Class 5 and began to seriously confirm whether there were any classes that didn't like to talk like humans.
...
The performance of Class 4 was good.
As the opening ceremony progressed, the classes that watched the performance in the playground in front of the rostrum would rotate, and when Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi performed with other students, they heard a lot of cheers and applause, and there were no performance accidents.
After the scheduled performance ended, Class 4 continued to march in front of the rostrum.
When walking into the playground, the team immediately relaxed and everyone started talking and laughing.
Xue Jian had been waiting here for a long time.
He sighed and went straight to the clown in the class and asked, "Lin Li, what's wrong with our class slogan?"
Lin Li: "?"
Why didn't you ask Wang Ze or Wang Yuezhi, but only asked yourself when you came up?
I understand, Xue Jian discriminates against people with the surname Wang.
His teacher ethics are worrying.
But after hearing Xue Jian's question, Lin Li asked expectantly:
"Teacher, what do you think of this slogan? Is it memorable and novel? It's much better than those overused slogans in other classes, such as "overcoming all obstacles" and "striving for the first place forever"? "
"Who came up with this slogan?" This is what Xue Jian wanted to confirm now.
"I thought of the first eight words, and Bai Bufan thought of the last eight words. It is the result of our joint efforts.
However, if it is published, my name will be listed as the first author. Bai Bufan is at most the second author, and his contribution is not as great as mine. I deserve the first-class merit." Lin Li's tone was modest, but his content was proud.
Xue Jian smiled.
By the way, an accident without any surprises, is it still an accident ?
You are publishing a paper here, and the first and second authors have been mentioned to you.
First-class merit? Headache merit!
"Teacher, what's wrong?" Chen Yuying saw Xue Jian questioning Lin Li, so she walked up quickly to ask.
"Nothing, asking about the class slogan." Xue Jian responded.
The tone seemed completely different. Lin Li was unsure and listened again.
"So... why did you let the class use such a slogan?" Xue Jian looked at Lin Li again.
This time Lin Li was sure, and his tone was indeed different.
Facing the question, Lin Li smiled slightly, looked at Xue Jian firmly, and spoke calmly but confidently:
"Teacher, a strong man does not need fancy decorations, his name is the strongest golden signboard.
Just like when Jordan shoots, he is the god of basketball; when Li Bai speaks, he is the immortal poet of the ages, and when Lin Li speaks, he is the dream of thousands of girls...
Our Class 4 does not need gorgeous words, just the two words "Class 4" are enough to make the opponent feel in awe! Teacher, you should know that we won three first places in the fun projects.
Teacher, ask anyone in the school, who doesn't know that Nansang Middle School has a Class 4 of Grade 1, and no matter in the past, present or future, there will only be one Class 4 of Grade 1!?"
Lin Li was dignified, his words were sonorous and powerful, his voice was huge, and there was light in his eyes.
A strong youth means a strong country, and a strong Lin Li means girls leaning against the wall!
Xue Jian: "?"
No?
What bullshit.
You fucking ask someone outside the school. He should know that Nansang Middle School has only one Grade 14 class!
If the school had two Grade 14 classes, the Education Bureau would have sent someone to call and ask if Principal Wang was sick! ?
But Xue Jian had to admit one thing.
The name of a strong man is indeed the best golden signboard.
Now when someone mentions the name Lin Li, he feels his heart skip a beat, and he begins to subconsciously calculate his retirement time. He is afraid and wants to escape.
It is indeed intimidating.
Hearing this reason, Xue Jian was a little helpless, then looked at Chen Yuying and sighed: "So our class has decided on this slogan?"
Chen Yuying nodded: "The class voted, the minority obeyed the majority, and everyone thought it was acceptable, so they chose this."
Xue Jian: "..."
Xue Jian never participated in these links. First, he was not interested at his age, and second, it was to give Class 4 autonomy, so he really didn't know.
It turned out that it was not just the efforts of Lin Li and Bai Bufan, but more than half of the class agreed to use this slogan?
His own class...
Xue Jian looked up at the sky.
I am looking forward to the class division next year.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan, the teacher is really reluctant to let you leave.
After complaining for a while, Xue Jian came back to his senses, nodded to Chen Yuying, and said apologetically: "Yuying, thank you for helping the teacher lead this class."
"No, it's okay."
Chen Yuying responded softly.
She also lowered her head and rubbed the grass inside the playground with the tip of her canvas shoes guiltily.
But teacher, I... I also voted in favor.
To be precise, Chen Yuying's entire dormitory voted in favor of the choice of this title.
Noticing Lin Li's teasing snicker next to him, he obviously realized this.
So Chen Yuying used the tip of her shoe, which was stained with a little green, to quietly leave a mark on the side of Lin Li's shoe.
It's all your fault.
Don't laugh.
...
But Xue Jian had to admit it.
When the entrance ceremony was over, he listened to the slogans of all sixty classes. In the end, he really only remembered the slogan of Class 4.
It would be better if Lin Li and Bai Bufan used this cleverness in studying and playing games instead of using it in a way that is not human.
"Raise the flag, play the song, salute the flag!"
"..."
"The ceremony is over."
Although high school students basically salute with their eyes, many people still keep the habit of saluting, so when the word "the ceremony is over" appears, the playground will still be filled with the sound of hands clapping clothes in unison.
After the national anthem, it is time for the school leaders to give speeches.
"Next, please invite the director of political education, Mr. Ji Xiaofei, to give us a speech."
"Dear teachers and dear students, the autumn breeze brings coolness, the sweet osmanthus is fragrant, in this golden October full of harvest and hope..."
Of course, what they said was those useless but had to be said.
"Why do you think that after banning mobile phones, we will listen to these speeches? It's boring." Bai Bufan had nothing to do, and while he was bored, he asked Lin Li beside him while snapping his fingers.
Although mobile phones are allowed during the sports meeting, the school prohibits playing with them when the leaders are speaking on the opening ceremony stage.
There will be many teachers patrolling the playground under the stage.
Lin Li, who had already returned to the back of the class line, shrugged his shoulders after hearing this: "You can play secretly. Anyway, there are too many people on the playground today, so it's hard to catch you."
Usually, the third grade is in an independent campus, and their morning meetings and morning exercises are also held on the basketball court of that campus. So under normal circumstances, the playground is occupied by the first and second graders, but today there are half as many people.
"Forget it, I can still tell the difference between the important and the unimportant."
Bai Bufan looked around after hearing this and said angrily. If
the teacher catches you playing with your phone secretly, the good ones will just be given a lesson and a warning, and the severe ones will confiscate your phone for the rest of the week.
If you are caught by the head of the first grade, the phone may not be returned until the end of the semester.
Bai Bufan raised his head and forced himself to listen for a while, and then finally found some fun, and looked at Lin Li in surprise:
"Lin Li, I found that the official language in the meeting is actually quite lewd."
Lin Li: "?"
This can be lewd?
"Tell me more."
"Think about it, when you are in a meeting, don't you like to say -
no, no, no! Yes, yes, yes!
Push forward vigorously...! Go deeper...! Still, still, still!
Hold high, speed up, push forward... Persist, grasp with both hands, be tough... Grasp hard, strive hard, advance vigorously...
And finally it's bang bang!"
Bai Bufan excitedly began to describe, his tone was very strange, and students from other classes heard the sound and looked over several times.
Lin Li: "(; ☉_☉)?"
Who said Bai Bufan is not a genius?
When Bai's father and Bai's mother were in the meeting, would they think that his inadvertent explosion would lead to the birth of a demon child?
The movie starring Bai Bufan might also be worth tens of billions.
"Awesome." Therefore, Lin Li could only say this.
"... In the end, I wish all athletes to perform at their best and show their style! I wish this sports meeting a complete success! Thank you all!"
The director of political education finally finished speaking, and everyone began to applaud as Bai Bufan expected.
After so many claps, only this time was sincere.
"Okay, now let's invite the vice-president to give a speech," the announcer said.
The applause stopped abruptly.
"Everyone, welcome with applause!"
The applause resumed, but it was weak and rustling.
Lin Li looked up and then swallowed his saliva: "Your mother, there are five teachers on the stage. Don't you think everyone will have to speak once?"
Bai Bufan stood on tiptoe to get Lin Li's perspective. After seeing it clearly, he was also horrified.
"Fuck! No wonder there were no projects in the morning! I was wondering what to do with the rest of the time. Did they calculate it all?"
"Sad!"
Time flies, but it's not over yet.
Time flies, but it's not over yet.
Time flies, and a different teacher is speaking, but it's not over yet.
Even Lin Li was a little bored.
"Bufan, how about the whole fun?" Lin Li squinted and approached Bai Bufan
. Bai Bufan squinted and moved away from Lin Li.
Are you serious about the action of taking a half step back? The small action hurts so much.
"I won't hurt you this time." Lin Li had to add.
"Then you say."
"It's very simple, just clapping."
Lin Li laughed, and then suddenly started to applaud.
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, he understood immediately, and started to applaud.
The applause of the two people seemed very abrupt when only the person above was speaking, so not only the students in their class, but also those in other classes, looked over.
Everyone didn't understand for a while, then some people understood and started to applaud.
So the applause gradually became thunderous, and more sincere than before.
Principal Wang on the stage: "?"
He looked down at what he had just said.
"The weather is very good today."
Eh?
Is there anything worth applauding?
After the applause died down, Principal Wang continued: "We gather in the name of the movement--" "
Pa pa pa pa!!!"
Principal Wang: "?" "
Together for the 51st session--"
"Pa pa pa pa pa!!"
The applause was mixed with laughter, and Principal Wang had already realized that the students were doing it on purpose.
Principal Wang narrowed his eyes. He didn't stop, but continued to speak, but he was actually staring at the people below.
Brats, I've wanted to scold you two for a long time, but I never had the chance. I must catch you today.
Therefore, when the applause sounded again.
Principal Wang narrowed his sharp eyes, searched below, and found it!!
The source of the applause was indeed Class 4 of Grade 1... Eh? Why wasn't it Class 4?
It was Class 12 and 13 who applauded first.
Where is Class 4? What is Class 4 doing?
Principal Wang looked at the queue where Class 4 was and found the back row.
Then he was silent.
He saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
These two guys were not the leaders, and they were not even applauding at all.
They just... spread their palms and raised them on both sides of their heads, with their necks slightly tilted forward, and they jumped happily on the spot with expressions as if they were crying.
Principal Wang: "..."
I treat you two as unfilial students, and you two treat me as the sun?
(End of this chapter)
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