Chapter 256 The terrorist denominator lives downstairs from the terrorists, and it is terrifying to think about it carefully.
"Fuck, Lin Li, you have something."
Bai Bufan looked at the students in several classes who were being scolded by the grade director and class teacher of the first grade, and said with a feeling of escaping death.
After all, in the first few rounds, the culprits who took the lead in applauding were Lin Li and himself.
But when the principal started to speak for the fourth time, he wanted to continue to applaud, but was stopped by Lin Li.
——"Listen to my advice. If you continue to play, you will be scolded. Now the rhythm has picked up, and someone will take the lead for us. Now it is more meaningful for us to change something to play."
Lin Li leaned forward, his belly bulged out, his hands behind his back, and issued an order: "The second floor should be built on the first floor."
This is a deafening content!
"General! General! General!" The body's instinctive reaction made Bai Bufan enter the loyalty mode, and he cried excitedly.
"The principal is wrong! Principal! Principal!"
Then things turned into what they are now.
The head of the grade came down to maintain order. The people who had led the applause were scolded. The real culprit, Lin Li, hid his merits and fame.
"That's nonsense," Lin Li heard Bai Bufan's praise, turned his head slightly with a smug look, and his mouth curled into a Nike: "You are just born young now. If you are born more young in the future, you will also have a keen sixth sense like me."
Bai Bufan felt sympathetic and lamented:
"Lin Li, it must be very sad to be born in the same era as you."
"Those who respect and admire you look up to you and can only watch you for a lifetime. Those who envy and hate you are far behind, and those who hate and are hostile to you are anxious."
Lin Li: "?"
It seems like he is praising himself. Not sure, listen again.
"Where are you playing 'Jian Lai'?"
Lin Li suddenly realized that this was a compliment to Cao Ci in Jian Lai, so he immediately got into the role and looked at Bai Bufan:
"Although your three-level foundation is still quite different from mine, I think you, Bai Bufan, have a chance to follow me."
Xue Jian: "This is a very high evaluation."
After rehearsing the lines, the three looked at each other and laughed. They finally found enough fun in this boring speech.
"Hahaha——"
"Hahaha——"
"Ha."
Wait Oo?
Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly stopped laughing and looked at each other.
——Why are there three people?
...
"So boring." Ding Sihan held the head of the white bear doll in front of him, blocked the little sunlight in front of his eyes with his palm, looked at the chattering teacher on the stage, and said to Chen Yuying.
"That can't be helped, just wait." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
A familiar laugh came from the back of the class team, and Chen Yuying subconsciously turned back to see.
"What are they laughing at again?" Ding Sihan also turned around, and after seeing clearly, he sighed: "If I had known earlier, I would have gone to the back row to play with them. Listening to their crosstalk would definitely be more fun than standing here. Even Xue Jian is laughing, it must be very interesting."
"Eh? Xue Jian?"
When Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped laughing, the smiles shifted to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's faces.
Then the two saw Lin Li walking towards them.
If you keep thinking about it, there will be a response?
"What's wrong?" After getting closer, Chen Yuying asked curiously.
"Class leader, do you know the risk diversification theory?" Hearing this, Lin Li pulled the collar of his clown suit and spoke with a little pride:
"By dispersing important people in different locations or on different means of transportation, we can avoid collective losses caused by a single event, and ensure that in extreme cases, the leadership of an organization, enterprise or even a country will not be wiped out and can maintain normal operations."
"Let me give you a classic example. It is said that there are only three people who know the formula of Coca-Cola, and these three people never take the same plane at the same time. The example is not authentic, but it should help you understand."
"And Teacher Xue is well aware of this. He just realized that Bai Bufan and I, two such important figures to Class 4, appeared at the end of the class team at the same time in the mixed situation of the sports meeting where terrorists could sneak into Nansang Middle School.
Think about it, at this time, if a plane suddenly mistook us for twin towers and attacked the back row of Class 4, Bai Bufan and I would be in trouble at the same time. It
's terrifying to think about it. Once it happens, it will be an "October 23" incident that shocked China and the world. Just thinking about this scene makes me tremble all over and fear the consequences.
Therefore, in order to prevent Class 4 from being unable to operate without Bai Bufan and me, Teacher Xue asked me to roll to the front of the class team and stay away from Bai Bufan."
Lin Li carefully and seriously explained the pros and cons to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, using both hands and mouth, and was sincere and heartfelt, for fear that the two did not understand.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
After being frightened for a while, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan both lowered their heads and laughed.
This guy is here again!
Why can this kind of thing be described like this!
If this was a sentence shortening question in Chinese, then the answer would probably be "Teacher Xue told me to roll to the front." It's that simple, right?
Forget it, after all, it's Lin Li, so it's normal.
"Keep going forward, get to the front." Xue Jian urged from behind with a dark face.
"Teacher, can I just stand here?" Lin Li stopped beside Chen Yuying and looked at Xue Jian for advice.
The sun was so cold today, and Xue Jian's smile was so warm.
The warm Lin Li shuddered, and could only give them a look that said, "You two are so sorry," and then continued to roll forward happily.
…
“It seems that in Xue Jian’s eyes, you are water, Bufan is sodium, and the two of you together will explode.”
Wang Ze, the scabby boy holding the class sign in the front, smiled and commented after listening to Lin Li’s narration of the incident that just happened, who suddenly appeared behind him to support him.
“Never mind, Ghana.”
Lin Li spoke first, then frowned and corrected a very important thing: “How can I be water? Bufan must be water, and I must be sodium.”
“What do you mean? Bufan has a lot of water? Have you tried it? Damn, eating alone!” Wang Ze teased after hearing this.
“Bai Bufan is a creature that is boiling even when it is opened. What else can it be but water?” Lin Li asked in surprise.
It’s different for me. The result of opening it myself is now… No, it’s not open until it’s closed. I haven’t opened it yet.
Wang Ze: “…”
“Good scolding, I will help you convey it.” Wang Ze smiled.
Time flies.
Finally, sincere applause rang out again. After all the teachers finished their speeches, a student in school uniform came on stage.
"On behalf of all the athletes, I solemnly swear: At this school sports meeting, we will strictly abide by the rules of the game, obey the referee's decision, respect our opponents, and respect the audience..."
"On behalf of all the referees, I solemnly swear..."
After the oath, the microphone returned to Principal Wang's hand.
"I declare that the 51st campus track and field sports meeting of Nansang Middle School is officially opened!"
Two colorful smoke bombs shot up from both sides of the rostrum, and then more than a dozen peace doves representing beautiful expectations appeared from nowhere and circled in the sky.
"It looks good." Wang Ze took off his headgear to appreciate it.
"I hope these pigeons are not out of the cage because they are full." Lin Li was a little worried.
"Thank you, it doesn't look good all of a sudden." The threat of Tianshi made Wang Ze silently put on his headgear and turned back to say unlucky.
"I want to go to the dock to get some French fries at noon."
"That's a fucking seagull, but Lin Li, do you know that pigeons will die after mating." Wang Ze said.
"This is not just trivia, but wild knowledge, right? Who told you that male and female pigeons have to take turns hatching eggs?" Lin Li casually questioned.
"But the ones I used all died." Wang Ze spoke innocently.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
So it was mating with you?
That's really damned.
Of course, Lin Li said it wasn't the pigeons that should be damned.
The charm of statistics.
After the performance, the teams of each class loosened up and dispersed in different directions for the final preparations.
"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, you two come over here first." Xue Jian waved to the front and back of the class team.
"What's wrong, teacher." Lin Li and Bai Bufan trotted over and asked.
"Wait a minute." Xue Jian pressed his hand lightly, and then shouted to the class:
"Are there any boys who are willing to take the initiative to help the class move the parasols and tables and chairs?"
During the sports meeting, Nansang Middle School will allocate a small area in the audience seats and the area outside the running track as a "base" for each class, so that during the sports meeting, students and athletes from each class will have at least one foothold.
The classes need to get the parasols and tables and chairs by themselves, but it is also very convenient. Needless to say, there is no need to go back to the classroom to get the tables and chairs. Just go to the activity room on the first floor to move them and return them when the time comes.
Parasols do not cost money at all. You can borrow them directly from merchants at the school gate. For those parasols with advertisements on them, many merchants are willing to rent them for free.
Class 4 has already borrowed one and it is in the classroom.
After hearing Xue Jian's call, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.
What does "return" mean?
"Teacher, have we already agreed to participate in the move?" Although he felt that he deserved it, Lin Li still wanted to ask.
Xue Jian glanced at Lin Li: "Aren't you two the most active in the class, whether it is taking out the trash or moving textbooks?"
Lin Li blinked: "Because that is class time."
Xue Jian looked at his watch: "Isn't it class time now?"
Lin Li: "?"
Really.
It makes sense. Now I have to think about moving.
"You two must not have paid attention to the area assigned to our class. You won't know where to put it when the time comes. Let's help. We can also help carry the chairs." Chen Yuying came up with Ding Sihan and said with a smile.
"I care about our class very much. You are slandering me maliciously. Class monitor, apologize." Lin Li retorted.
"Yes, slander, apologize." Bai Bufan took advantage of the power of others.
"Then tell me, where is our area?" Chen Yuying tapped her cheek lightly with the side of her phone, tilted her head, and asked with a smile.
"In the playground." Lin Li answered confidently.
Chen Yuying: "..."
"Be more specific." "
In the playground of Nansang Middle School."
It was specific, but the specific direction was wrong.
"Let's see." Chen Yuying smiled and spread her hands.
"Thank you for your hard work in getting the umbrella and tables and chairs, Yuying." With Chen Yuying in charge, Xue Jian was still relieved.
Chen Yuying: "Okay, teacher."
Lin Li: "Goodbye, teacher."
Xue Jian, who hadn't even turned around yet, said: "..."
"I can help too." At this time, Wang Yuezhi, who was about to go back to remove his makeup, came over and volunteered.
"Okay, Wang Yuezhi, do you know where the class is assigned?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Yes, it's in the middle of the audience stand A4 and the west seventh of the playground. I saved and wrote down the diagram you sent to the class group!" Wang Yuezhi nodded and looked at Lin Li provocatively.
Details determine success or failure.
Countless details will weave a big net that is difficult to escape. This is Wang Yuezhi's love rule!
Win!
"Great, Sihan, and Wang Ze, take off your clothes first and let Wang Yuezhi put them in our class area. You can't move things while wearing them." Chen Yuying said happily.
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
"Arigato Wang Yuezhi-san, to be honest, this frog prince is still a little hot in mid-October after wearing it for a long time." Upon hearing this, Wang Ze immediately got out of the leather case and buckled the toad's headgear on Wang Yuezhi's head.
The buckle was a little crooked, and Wang Yuezhi's red nose was rubbed off.
Ding Sihan, who also stepped forward to hand over his leather case, picked it up and handed it to Wang Yuezhi together with the leather case, saying softly: "Your clown nose fell off, Wang Yuezhi."
Wang Yuezhi: "TAT"
looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, just to prevent tears from flowing: "Okay, okay."
Wang Yuezhi hugged the clothes and headgear, nodded stiffly, and turned to the area of Class 4.
The back figure was a little bleak.
...
In the classroom on the first floor of the Art Building, many people stole chairs here.
Remember, what scholars do cannot be called stealing.
Lin Libai, who had just arrived, narrowed his eyes.
I saw an acquaintance.
"Chen Tianming, why are you moving things here?" Lin Li grabbed Chen Tianming, who was looking forward and trying to pretend nothing happened when he passed by the two of them, and said coldly.
"Moving the table." Chen Tianming laughed and answered.
"Which class are you moving for?"
"Class 17."
"Which class are you from?"
"Class 17... Class 4 downstairs downstairs."
"Then do you know what area the Class 4 downstairs downstairs from Class 17 was assigned to for the sports meet?"
"The playground."
"What are you talking about?"
"The playground of Nansang Middle School."
"Then what area was assigned to the Class 17 sports meet?"
"Stand B7 and the area 20 meters north of the long jump sand on the playground."
Wang Ze and Bai Bufan on the side:?
Lin Li sighed: "Is this another order from Yao Qiaoqiao?"
"What order? Don't say it so harshly. It's Qiaoqiao's commission, commission, understand? Have you ever commissioned the original god? It's a request, a hope, and a salvation!" Chen Tianming retorted.
"You will be fooled by Yao Qiaoqiao sooner or later." Lin Li looked at Chen Tianming with pity and shook his head.
"I say again, I am not fooled by her. Going around in circles is my personal hobby. I actually have my own plans." Chen Tianming frowned and retorted.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Personal hobby? That's great.
Lin Li agreed.
"I'm going to move things first, I'll talk later." So Chen Tianming moved the table and left.
"Has Chen Tianming reached this point? It's so fun, I also want to raise one." Ding Sihan, who dared not speak, gossiped excitedly at this time. "
The person who abandoned Bai Bufan is planning to raise Chen Tianming. Do you understand? I won't agree." Lin Li sneered.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Your mother.
"But don't pay attention to it," Bai Bufan sighed, "According to our night chats in the dormitory, Tianming also had some experience. He is considered sober, but it is unlikely that he is sober. How should I put it? He is enjoying it. After all, he has nothing to lose. He even feels that he has gained emotional value. Let him be."
"Amazing." Ding Sihan clicked his tongue.
"This world even has creatures like Lin Li. What's so magical about it?" Bai Bufan cursed back.
It's a pity that he is not aggressive.
"I'll go get an umbrella."
When Lin Li returned to the classroom to take down the borrowed parasol, everyone had already taken the things they needed to move and were ready to return to the playground.
"Just take one chair each, take two, don't wait until your hands are exhausted, there is still a competition in the afternoon." Seeing Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying holding a chair in each hand, Lin Li turned into a super warm man.
"It's not that fragile." Chen Yuying said and lifted the chair back and forth twice.
"It's okay, give me one." The parasol was tied up, and Lin Li could easily hold it with one hand. With the other hand, he took a chair from Chen Yuying's hand and carried it.
Chen Yuying nodded without hesitation: "Since you don't have a project today, I'll give it to you."
"I have another one here, and I've said it, you can't just use Nuan Yingbao, right?" Ding Sihan put down a chair without hesitation, indicating that it had nothing to do with him.
Lin Li had a plan in advance, picked up the chair, and turned it upside down on the table that Wang Ze was moving.
Wang Ze: "?"
Bai Bufan was fine.
The main reason is that Lin Li is kind, and the secondary reason is that when Bai Bufan saw Lin Li appear, he immediately moved the table and ran away. Now he is ten meters away from the class.
Wang Ze sighed: "Lin Li, do you want to guess when I participated in the project?"
"What project did you participate in?" Lin Li asked.
Wang Ze: "?"
So you didn't even care about the project at all?
Reasonable.
Wang Ze walked for a while.
Suddenly turned his head: "Class monitor, do you know what project I participated in?"
Chen Yuying smiled so beautifully.
But why is she only smiling?
So you only remember the time of Lin Li's project, right?
Wang Ze was relieved.
This is just an adulterer, a thief and a whore.
Bai Bufan arrived at the class first. It was easy to recognize because there was a clown standing there alone.
"Wang Yuezhi, go wash your face. It's not good for your face to have paint on your face for too long." Chen Yuying said to Wang Yuezhi as she approached with a chair.
Eh?
Wang Yuezhi stood at attention as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
Is this concern? This is undisputed concern, right? !
"Okay, okay! Thank you for your concern, I'll take it off now!" Wang Yuezhi nodded vigorously and walked towards the dormitory.
Clown? Fuck you, clown, I don't want to be a clown!
Whoever dares to say that he is a clown again, I will beat him into a dog!
"Then do I have to take off my makeup too? My pretty face can't be hurt." Lin Li, who was squatting and setting up a parasol, looked up and asked with a smile.
"Don't worry, I used isolation very seriously when I put on makeup for you, and the makeup on your face is all very good, don't worry too much." Chen Yuying shook her head.
"Then I'm relieved, because you know-"
"Shut up, don't be narcissistic." Ding Sihan immediately interrupted Lin Li's spell.
"Damn it."
In the direction that no one cared about.
Wang Yuezhi silently took out the clown nose that often fell off at the right time from his pocket for some reason, stuck it on his nose, and gave himself a light slap:
"Woof woof."
(End of this chapter)
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