Chapter 257 I have a plan to make the Han Dynasty and Wei perish together
"This base needs to be filled with water first, I'm going to the toilet." Lin Li put away the already opened parasol and said to everyone.
This kind of mobile parasol is naturally impossible to be fixed to the ground by screws, but the base is too heavy, the cost-effectiveness is low and it is not suitable for transportation, so it is usually hollow and can be filled with water to increase the weight.
"This thing is so heavily filled with water? The store that rented it to us is really damned." Bai Bufan commented sharply after hearing this.
Lin Li laughed: "Bufan, don't buy big bottles of mineral water in the future. Big bottles are also seriously filled with water."
"Thanks for the reminder." Bai Bufan listened.
So Lin Li carried the base and went to the playground toilet behind the rostrum.
"You, are here."
Lin Li just walked into the toilet and heard a heavy male voice in a cubicle saying to him.
What is the call of fate?
Am I finally not the child left over?
Although it was a bit confusing, Lin Li still walked towards the sink and replied, "I'm here."
"Why are you here?"
Isn't it a line from Gu Long? Lin Li turned on the faucet and said the truth: "Get some water."
"When are you leaving?"
"I'll leave after filling up." Although the other party was very familiar, Lin Li was also a social phobic - a social terrorist, a person who scares others in society.
After all, as the saying goes, more friends mean more paths, girls have a future, and boys have a way out.
"Don't leave, come to my place." The other party said with a smile.
"No, buddy, are you taking a shit? Why should I go over there?" Lin Li frowned and spoke a little louder.
"No, I'll call you later, there seems to be someone next to you." The male voice continued to speak in a low voice at first, and then the voice became a little louder, facing the inside of the toilet: "Hey? Was there someone talking just now? Was it talking to me?"
Lin Li: "(; ゜○゜)?"
Haha, it was so embarrassing. It was not suitable to stay here for long. Lin Li quickly left with the base filled with water.
The parasol was put up, and the tables and chairs were quickly arranged.
At this time, Zhou Baowei came here with a bottle of mineral water and a box of snacks to replenish energy, and placed the water and food on the ground.
These were bought with class fees, and during the sports meeting, they were provided to the contestants in the class who needed them.
Of course, those who did not participate in the competition can also drink, but they just have a lower priority, as long as Zhou Baowei is willing to leave some for them.
"You didn't steal, did you, Baowei?" Lin Li questioned.
"Lin Li, I didn't even open the packaging, don't you understand?" The wronged Zhou Baowei pointed at the intact food and water and scolded with a smile.
"I understand," Lin Li nodded first, then pointed at Zhou Baowei angrily: "You fucking stole a whole box! And you also stole 24 bottles of water!"
Zhou Baowei: "???"
You fucking.
If you want to accuse someone of a crime, you can always find a pretext.
Zhou Baowei was convinced. Lin Li clearly treated him as a black man who stole chocolate.
"Lin Li, you can't treat yourself as a sunshade just because you are standing under a parasol?" Zhou Baowei said contemptuously.
"Hahaha——" Lin Li was stunned at first, then looked up at his sunshade and laughed.
Baowei's attack power also caught up.
"I can eat so much in the time of going back and forth, do you think I am a meal?"
"What is a meal?" Lin Li was puzzled.
"I don't know how to pronounce Taotie."
"Oh, that makes sense."
After everything was arranged, Lin Li went to the audience to see the seats assigned to the class.
Not bad, close to the finish line, a little beyond, but fortunately the position is high and the field of vision is good. When the time comes, as long as you stand up, you can see past the crowd standing around the finish line.
After that, the group went to the dormitory.
It was already past ten o'clock. Lin Li needed to remove his makeup and change into normal clothes. Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan also needed to prepare for the afternoon competition.
Chen Yuying gave me the makeup remover in the morning. It was in the schoolbag that I left in Bai Bufan's dormitory.
Back to the dormitory, remove makeup.
Lin Li's makeup was much thicker than that of the Qing Dynasty's No. 1 assassin, so it was already past eleven when he completely removed it.
"When are we going to the cafeteria?" Lin Li poked his head and looked inside the dormitory.
The two people who were playing games didn't even raise their heads.
"Order takeout, not to the cafeteria."
"Yes, takeout. Hey, Bufan, how did you get your real name? Is it your family's ID card?" Zhou Baowei also nodded, then kicked the upper bunk with his foot and asked.
"No, you can search for lost ID cards on Douyin, and all the hot ID card information will be there. You can use it casually. I also registered my gay website with their information."
"Really." Zhou Baowei learned new knowledge.
"No, you two brothers, don't bother with ID cards. The cafeteria is less than a hundred meters away. Why are you ordering takeout?" Lin Li interrupted the two.
"Eating takeout in the dormitory of a closed high school, this kind of immoral taboo feeling, just thinking about it makes me feel obsessed and excited. Lin Li, you, a day student, will not understand." Bai Bufan replied.
"...Lin Li, you, a day student, won't understand." Zhou Baowei was a yes-man, and he was suspected to be an Onmyoji player.
"You like immoral taboos so much? Bufan, do you like mother-in-law?" So after a moment of silence, Lin Li asked.
"How do you know that this is the tag I often search for when I read comics? You know, I have never had any morals, and the ban on comics has harmed me for a long time."
When talking about this topic, I had to look up. Bai Bufan left the game interface and looked at Lin Li.
"Do you have any recommended license plate numbers? Please, this is really important to me."
"What's the point of comics? Do you want to play in real life? I have the channels." Lin Li smiled.
"Yes." Bai Bufan nodded.
Although he knew that Lin Li's answer later might be a pile of shit, he had to taste it.
King Akaishi should have such awareness.
"Go back to your hometown and find a hen. When she lays eggs, you reach out and push them back." Lin Li gave the answer, "Of course, you can not use your hands, but I don't recommend it."
Bai Bufan: "?"
No?
You?
Bai Bufan admitted that he was prepared, but he was indeed not prepared enough.
"You fucking...cow...grass." Bai Bufan thought about the picture, and then laughed out loud.
No matter from which angle, it is very immoral.
"I've decided, I'll order the mother hen rice when I take out later." Bai Bufan was tempted.
Rice + fried chicken + eggs, perfect.
"Okay, let's order takeout. Where is the address written here? It can't be the school gate, right? I might as well go to the cafeteria to get it." Lin Li didn't care, and he was too lazy to go to the cafeteria alone, so he asked.
"No, just write this side of the dormitory building's iron gate, and you can go downstairs and get it directly." Bai Bufan explained, "I'll send you a detailed description on WeChat."
"Okay."
"Do you really want to eat your rice topped with toppings? Or should the three of us order something else together?" Lin Li asked again.
"I'll see after I finish this game." Bai Bufan's hands kept moving.
"Bai Bufan, can't you pause the game and eat first?" Lin Li suddenly shouted.
"Are you pretending to be your mother?" Bai Bufan didn't even raise his head: "You still call me by my full name, Lin Li, you have a lot of life."
Then Bai Bufan asked with some joy: "Lin Li, do you think that nursing homes in forty years will become e-sports rooms, and there will often be grandchildren who kneel down after playing games, kneeling at the door of the nursing home, shouting "Please ask the ancestor to come out of the mountain"? ! ”
“Haha, just dump it, it’s garbage. In fact, by then you won’t be able to press the keyboard, and the only thing you do every day is to raise your hand and say to the nurse, "Nurse, I defecated on the computer case again", and then be whipped like a top by the hot nurse.” Lin Li sneered.
Bai Bufan: “…”
The visual sense is very strong, he has been whipped into the air.
…
“Okay, okay, just put it behind the railing, I’ll get it later.”
Bai Bufan’s phone rang first, then he stood up, stretched, and got off the bed.
“Bufan, look at this.” Lin Li was watching a short video, and he laughed so hard when he saw the fun, and motioned Bai Bufan to come over and take a look first.
“Here it is.”
“You’ve watched it, what’s so funny?” Bai Bufan was a little confused afterwards.
“You didn’t understand it, you’ll know when you watch it again later, pay attention to the subtitles. "Lin Li explained while holding back his laughter.
After being dragged by Lin Li to watch for a long time and still not finding anything interesting, Bai Bufan suddenly realized that something was wrong, stood up and pointed at Lin Li in horror:
"Are you stalling for time?"
At this time, Lin Li's smile immediately faded, cut out the backstage, looked at the message that the rider was 50 meters away from you, and raised the corners of his mouth again.
"Bufan, remember to help me get the takeaway later, it should be just in time for you to go downstairs."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Your mother, you used all your dirty tricks on yourself.
"Okay." Bai Bufan sighed.
Zhou Baowei next to him poked his head out and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, Bufan, I have a video here that's also good..."
"Baowei, I wish you a bright future." Bai Bufan just left this sentence and turned away.
"What do you mean? Are you scolding me? "Zhou Baowei couldn't understand.
"Many years later, before Zhou Baowei buried his head in the smelly toilet and ended his life by drowning himself, he realized that a bright future meant farewell, so he said, my toilet, I wish you a bright future."
Lin Li added a suitable narration at this time.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"So it's such a bright future? Bai Bufan is pretending to be literary."
"Is this what you refuted?" Lin Li was a little surprised.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
No!
...
"It seems that many people have the same idea as us. There are takeaways all around the fence." Bai Bufan, who came back, said after handing Lin Li's takeaway to him.
As a result, Bai Bufan, who was sitting in his seat and unpacking the takeaway, suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li looked back puzzled.
"I was bitten by the takeaway." Bai Bufan showed a small drop of blood on his thumb.
I got stabbed by a staple when I was unpacking the bag.
It's nothing serious.
Fortunately, Bai Bufan is not an idol trainee, otherwise
he would have to call an ambulance now. "Lin Li, after being bitten by the takeaway, I feel my senses are enhanced. A figure in a yellow vest riding an electric bike appears in my mind, calling me to merge with him. Am I going to become a superhero takeaway man?"
Bai Bufan closed his eyes and said in a trance.
Lin Li: "..."
Sick.
But if Bai Bufan was not sick, Lin Li would not play with him.
"Your wound is more serious than I thought. I'm afraid it has already endangered your brain." So Lin Li hurriedly searched around the dormitory. Finally, he used his fingers to pick off a piece of rust from the edge of the bed in the corner and handed it to Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, apply this on the wound quickly. It is particularly effective for your situation."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"What the hell did you do to SpongeBob who used me as a thumb and inserted a barb?"
...
After the bell for the end of lunch break was replaced by the "Athletes' March" sounded, several people in the dormitory got up and prepared to go downstairs.
The weather was really good.
Although it was noon, only sparse sunlight could shine through the clouds on the playground, and the breeze blew gently, bringing a hint of coolness.
The playground has changed a little.
The high jump venue, the starting smoke screen, the running block, the finishing line... and other things needed for the competition were all configured in the remaining time of the morning.
Lin Li walked under the parasol of Class 4 to see who was using it as a sunshade.
When he got closer, he saw Chen Yuying.
Pfft, pfft, the thought just now was withdrawn.
The hair that was originally casually scattered was replaced with a high ponytail, and the long black hair was faintly shiny in the sun.
The high ponytail is really a hairstyle with a strong girlish feeling.
Away from the campus scene, Lin Li found that he seemed to have never seen this hairstyle in other places, and he didn't know why.
She was wearing a black coat, with a white sports vest inside, which just outlined her beautiful curves, smooth shoulder and neck lines, and her collarbone was looming.
Her slender and straight legs were exposed under the light gray sports shorts, and her skin looked white and shiny in the sun.
After approaching and seeing Chen Yuying smiling at him, Lin Li rubbed his stomach without waiting for her to speak and asked:
"I feel so full, class monitor, do you have any stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets?"
"No, anyway, you don't have a game today, so walk more later. What did you eat at noon? Why are you still full now?" Chen Yuying heard this with some concern and confusion.
"Beautiful." Lin Li pointed his ten fingers at Chen Yuying, with his palm facing the sky.
"Eh?"
"Puchi——" Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "So unsophisticated."
"Then why are you blushing?" Lin Li was not hurt, so he walked under the parasol and said at the same time.
Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.
If you notice something like this, you don't need to say it.
Not satisfied with glaring, she gently kicked Lin Li's shoes.
Ding Sihan, who also changed into sportswear, walked over, bent down, touched Chen Yuying's thighs and calves in Lin Li's envious eyes, and then looked at Lin Li teasingly:
"Lin Li, where did you look at Yingbao just now, tell the truth."
"Of course it's the eyes, the window to the soul. Otherwise, where else can you see? Could it be that my eyes swept across the white legs, white arms, white collarbones without hesitation, and even lowered my head to glance at the chest a few times? How could it be possible? I am a gentleman and I can't do such a thing."
Lin Li sneered, telling of his brightness and uprightness.
Ding Sihan laughed with satisfaction.
Chen Yuying silently zipped up her coat, crossing her hands in front of her body with a funny and helpless look.
The perversion started again.
But Lin Li was actually a little wronged this time.
When you look at a girl, you should look at her eyes first. If you find that she is not looking at you, then you can look at her legs.
Ding Sihan suddenly stopped laughing and kicked Lin Li in annoyance.
Lin Li: "?"
"I need an explanation." Lin Li asked seriously with a cold face.
"I was so happy, why didn't I raise my cup! If you want an explanation, who can I ask for my explanation?" Ding Sihan kicked again, her face even colder.
Lin Li: "..."
"You kick me, I deserved to be hit by this boomerang." Lin Li stuck out his butt, thinking that he really deserved it.
"Good opportunity!!!"
"Who the hell gave you a good opportunity!" Lin Li's heart skipped a beat when he heard Wang Ze's voice coming from behind, and he quickly retracted his stuck out butt.
"Wang Ze, good luck in the competition later." Turning around, Lin Li gestured to Wang Ze.
"You finally know what event I'm participating in?" Wang Ze was a little touched.
A good brother is one who corrects his mistakes.
"It's written here on the small whiteboard." Lin Li pointed to a whiteboard under the parasol, on which were written in black letters the events and times of all the contestants participating this afternoon.
The preliminaries of the 400-meter race that Wang Ze participated in were in the afternoon, so it could be considered the first event.
Wang Ze: "..."
Why should I have expectations of Lin Li.
"Athletes participating in the men's 400-meter race, please go to the registration office for registration, please participate..." The announcer also played a notice at this time.
"Go!"
Taking out his number plate from his pocket, Wang Ze laughed confidently and walked towards the registration office.
...
The first group of senior high school students was the first to run, and Wang Ze was in the same group
. Lin Li brought the "three dogs" to the inner side of the playground to cheer for Wang Ze.
"Don't pull Wang Ze, I still say that, if you don't take the seat for the four-class sports students, there are plenty of people who can take it." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Don't worry, promotion is like playing, I am a sports student who has experienced it." Wang Ze was very relaxed and not nervous at all.
"The old general on the stage." Lin Li laughed.
"After Wang Ze said this last time, he worked hard all night but didn't advance and lost a segment.
That night, he started at three o'clock. No matter what we said, he chose to remain silent. After each loss, he just coldly spit out four words "Start again." "
Bai Bufan's voice also came faintly.
Wang Ze, who had already bent down to get used to the running block, and his back was still handsome, stumbled and almost knelt on the ground. He turned back suddenly and said angrily: "These two promotions are different! "
"One, Class 4, Grade 1, Wang Ze. Two, Class 6, Grade 1..." The referee began the final roll call.
The players in this group went onto the track one after another. In addition to Wang Ze, there was another player who was also using a running aid. The rest of the players basically simply bent over and moved their center of gravity forward, and they were ready to start. After all,
if someone who doesn't know how to use a running aid suddenly uses it, it will easily have a negative impact on their performance.
The referee holding the starting gun also stood on the starting platform.
"Lin Li, do you think it would be better if the starting gun
was pointed at a player?" Bai Bufan asked. "Which player do you mean?"
"The one from another class."
"That would be fine."
The referee on the side listened and wanted to point the gun at Bai Bufan's head.
"Everyone, go ahead - prepare for the north -" The referee had already raised his hand high, and a very characteristic preparation sound came out, "Bang!"
The starting gun sounded, and Wang Ze instantly rushed out like a wild dog.
400 meters, for sports students, this thing is no different from 100 meters, they are all just sprinting at full speed.
"Come on! "
Come on!"
The shouts of the names of the athletes were heard one after another around them.
Even if they ran straight across the playground in the 400-meter race, they might not be able to keep up, so Lin Li and the others were waiting at the starting and finishing lines.
But Wang Ze was indeed very steady.
When he started the final sprint on the straight, behind him, except for the suspected sports student in Dao Si who also used a running aid, the rest of the people were still tens of meters away.
It was a big difference to be able to pull ahead by dozens of meters after only running 400 meters.
Wang Ze crossed the finish line and firmly took the first place in the group.
"Awesome, Wang Ze, he pulled ahead of the third place by at least 50 meters in the 400 meters.
" Bai Bufan exclaimed. "I told you." After finishing the jog, Wang Ze walked towards Lin Li and Bai Bufan and patted his chest proudly.
"But Dao Si is not bad either, is he also a sports student?" Lin Li asked.
"Yeah, I know him, but it's not a big problem. He trained slower than me and another buddy before. I guess he'll get a bronze medal." Wang Ze nodded, "My goal is the same as Lin Li's, to keep the silver and take the gold. "
"So the rankings in the school sports meet have already been divided up among you sports students?" Bai Bufan clicked his tongue.
"There aren't many perverts like Lin Li. There aren't so many masters among the people. If you lose, you'll be laughed at." Wang Ze thought it was a matter of course.
"Then it's really important for us to participate." Bai Bufan nodded, and there was nothing to refute.
"I have a plan that can restore the Han Dynasty to light, and even give a creature like you, Bai Bufan, a chance to compete with Wang Ze."
Lin Li spoke in an unfathomable way at this time.
"Oh? Tell me in detail." Bai Bufan and Wang Ze asked curiously.
"After the starting gun, everyone will be given a question. Whoever lies on the track first and writes the correct answer can run first." Lin Li smiled wisely, "This will be a passionate cooperation of the brain and the body, a dual contest of intelligence and physical strength!"
Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: "? "
Bai Bufan and Wang Ze looked at each other, their pupils trembling.
I don't know if the Han Dynasty of the cultural student can be restored, but Wang Ze thinks that the Wei Kingdom of the sports student will be destroyed along with the Han Dynasty under this situation.
The cultural student got up after finishing the questions, his brain was not supplied with enough blood, and his eyes went dark.
The sports student got up after finishing the questions, his brain was well supplied with blood, but it was dark.
(End of this chapter)
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