Chapter 324 I may need to pay you to read this chapter (monthly ticket requested)
Humans are always selfish, there are many examples, for example, people like to look at the upgrade device of plants and exclaim wow how beautiful and fragrant, but hide their own and don't let others see yours.
Too selfish.
Today I corrected Chen Tianming's wrong mentality.
It's another day to be a good person and do good things. Tomorrow, other brothers who confessed their love, do you feel the power of the wishes I brought to you?
After cheering for Chen Tianming again, Lin Li rode his bike back to the downstairs of the community.
As soon as he got off the car and pushed open the iron gate of the community and walked in, he saw Zhang Fang holding a bamboo pole and chasing a child, gritting his teeth while chasing:
"Xiaobo, stop right there!"
Xiaobo was obviously the name of the child.
Lin Li was chased and beaten by Wu Min like this when he was a child.
Because he knew how miserable it would be if he was caught, Lin Li resolutely stepped forward and decided to help-stopped the child.
Hehehe, childhood cannot be incomplete.
"Grandma, what's wrong? You're so mad at me." Lin Li asked with a smile after Zhang Fang caught up.
"We were dancing in the square. My grandson, when the music was about to start, took a bamboo pole to the leader and raised it up, shouting to us, "Children, practice!"
He was playing us like monkeys! I lost all my face!"
"I'm the Monkey King! Let me go! I'm the Monkey King! Let me go!" The child struggled as he tried to escape from Lin Li's clutches.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Oh my god, this kid might really be Monkey King.
No wonder Zhang Fang was so mad.
In fact, it's not that offensive to other square dancers, they just find it funny.
But when Zhang Fang meets her friends in the future, she might greet them with "How's your Monkey King grandson?"
It's embarrassing.
Lin Li bent down and asked softly: "Little friend, brother is testing you, do you know how many fairy girlfriends Sun Wukong has?"
Hearing this, the Monkey King frowned and looked up at Lin Li with disdain: "Adaptation is not random editing, and drama is not nonsense. I saw a female fairy and hit her with a stick, so she doesn't have a fairy girlfriend!"
Oh my god, it's the opposite of Tian Gang.
Lin Li was amused. It seems that this guy is still the Sigma Monkey King.
"What if the most beautiful girl in the class is a fairy?" Lin Li asked again.
"Then you can have a fairy girlfriend." The Monkey King nodded and followed suit.
"Not bad!" Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Zhang Fang: "?"
After saying goodbye to Zhang Fang, Lin Li found a random restaurant to eat.
Behind him, the Monkey King was being spanked by his grandmother with a golden hoop.
Lin Li ate while browsing his phone.
The message popped up.
"Bai Bufan: The feeling of being investigated is quite painful at first. If the other party speeds up, it will be a bit numb, and you can feel something in your stomach pushing out.
It will become more and more painful later, the kind of severe pain that comes with muscle atrophy and makes you not want to move. You will also feel that your stomach is particularly bloated as if it was run over by a truck, and even your pupils will be out of focus, and you will see double vision when you see things, but you are still alive and can move.
Wang Ze told me that his throat would hurt the next day, and his body would only hurt more. If someone rubs it, it will be healed in a day or half a day, but his legs will be a little uncomfortable when walking.
Lin Li, are you willing to help me rub it tomorrow? Or can you help me walk?"
Lin Li: (; ☉_☉)?
What b text entered his sight?
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, do you dare to read this again? You are really scary, you know?"
"Bai Bufan: I input it by voice."
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: I'm sorry, I underestimated you."
"Bai Bufan: I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have come out alone with Wang Ze, alas, I gave him advice with good intentions, but he turned his kindness into hatred and kicked me out."
Lin Li chuckled, seeing through the essence at a glance.
"Lin Li: Don't get yourself so clean, tell me, what evil advice did you give again."
...
"Hey, Bufan, I suddenly thought of a question," Wang Ze frowned, put down the bouquet in his hand, and looked at Bai Bufan.
"What's wrong?"
Bai Bufan, who was sniffing and choosing which flowers were the most fragrant because Wang Ze said he had a sensitive nose, looked up and asked.
"I don't plan to confess as soon as we meet... Then where should I put the flowers after I buy them so that I can take them out at the right time?" Wang Ze frowned.
"I carry a bag tomorrow? But if the flowers are broken and wilted, they will be ruined, and it will be easy to be discovered..."
Bai Bufan thought about it, hesitated for a while and said: "I think I have a way to meet your requirements. Hide the flowers and take them out at the right time."
"I knew it would be okay to bring your Dalmatian. You have a lot of ideas. Tell me." There is strength in numbers, and more dogs eat shit faster. Wang Ze showed his expectation.
"But there is a price. These two kinds of flowers are not okay," Bai Bufan shook his head and pointed to the flowers in Wang Ze's hand.
The rose in the left hand, the flower language is passionate love, and the pink tulip in the right hand, the flower language is eternal love.
"What should I give?" Wang Ze asked puzzledly.
Bai Bufan: "Enoki mushrooms."
Wang Ze: "?"
Bai Bufan knew that Wang Ze didn't understand, so he immediately explained:
"The flower language of Enoki mushrooms is "I want to see you tomorrow too", which is not inferior to the two flowers in your hand.
But Enoki mushrooms can do what they can't do, Wang Ze, as long as you eat a lot of Enoki mushrooms tonight, you can hide it in your stomach, and senior sister will definitely not find it tomorrow.
And when you need it, you can take it out at any time.
I have arranged all the little fun things for you.
For example, after confessing your love, you say "Baby, I prepared flowers for you".
At this time, senior sister will definitely cover her mouth with both hands in surprise, and you will immediately turn around and stick your butt out to senior sister Qian.
At that time, you will deliberately be quiet for a few seconds, and then turn around and smile evilly: "Baby, you don't think I'm a bottom man and want to give you a chrysanthemum, right?"
"No! Haha, what a joke! My butt is just the wrapping paper of the flowers."
"Watch out, baby, your romantic surprise is coming~" "
At this time, as soon as you take off your pants--"
In an instant, Bai Bufan's expression was twisted, and he made a nasal sound forcefully: ""Uh uh uh uh um--!!""
"Wang Ze, I don't need to say more about what's going on later, right? You just try your best, and leave the rest to God!
Damn, ahhh~ I want to cry just thinking about the picture, it's too touching and too romantic, who can refuse such a confession~~"
Bai Bufan became more and more excited as he spoke, and the more he spoke, the more immersed he was in his own art, closing his eyes, with a smile on his lips, he no longer knew what the world was.
Wang Ze: "(⊙▃⊙)? "
Wang Ze's expression was stiff, his mouth opened wide.
Good opportunity.
The flower shop owner, who was a customer next to him, was pale, and looked down at the gardening knife he was using to trim the bouquets, hesitating whether to stab his own ear or Bai Bufan.
To be able to say such words, he was very close to God, pure God.
"Whatever you say," seeing Wang Ze in a daze, Bai Bufan patted his shoulder heavily, asking for credit, "It perfectly meets your requirements, right? Take it and use it whenever you want, it's definitely a surprise."
Wang Ze came back to his senses.
He smiled with relief, in fact, it seemed like it.
Turning back, he gave the flower shop owner an apologetic look, and Wang Ze pulled Bai Bufan outside.
"Bufan, I have a nameless anger in my lower abdomen, and I want to do something right now."
"Elbow, follow me into the alley. ”
…
“Bai Bufan: That’s it. I made a suggestion with good intentions, but not only did he not adopt it, he also used violence against me. I can only say that Wang Ze is a pure, super-masculine athlete, which fits my stereotype of an athlete.”
Lin Li: “…”
After listening to this, Lin Li felt as if he was a little dead.
“Bai Bufan: Lin Li, why aren’t you talking?”
“Lin Li: When I was reading your message just now, my phone fell to the ground. When the police saw it, they came over and took me away, saying that I violated the national territory, you know.”
“Lin Li: “Picture””
“Lin Li: Bai Bufan, you grass-fed horse, I’m eating, and there are fucking enoki mushrooms in the dish!”
“Lin Li: If you want to be a good dog, you just need to be obedient. There’s no need to share your red stone with everyone!”
“Bai Bufan: What a coincidence? You’re eating enoki mushrooms?”
“Bai Bufan: Then I must share a little story of mine with you.”
"Bai Bufan: Recalling the first time I ate enoki mushrooms when I was a child, I had no idea that it would come out from the back door. That time, I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet in the middle of the night. As soon as I squatted down, I defecated a large lump of feces like a dam releasing a flood. Behind it, there was a piece of beef stuck in the hole. I pulled it out with all my strength, but I still felt an invisible force hanging on the beef. I panicked. I didn't dare to think about what I had pulled out. I thought I didn't pull it clean, but no matter how hard I tried, it was useless. I shook my butt to try to brush it off, and suddenly the beef was driven by my body, shaking up and hitting my butt. I only felt a hint of coolness sweeping over my whole body. I felt like I was in the middle of winter. I knew it was over. There must be something else in my ass. So I took some paper and wrapped the beef cubes and pulled them down. Suddenly, my ass tightened and something was pulled out. I looked closely and it turned out to be a enoki mushroom. I shivered, wiped my ass and threw the sinful paper into the trash can. I swore in my heart that I would never eat enoki mushrooms again. I pulled up my pants and walked back to my room weakly. I went back to bed and fell asleep again in humiliation. "
Lin Li: (; ☉_☉)?"
Sometimes, because of reading too fast, when you realize what you have read, it is too late.
"Haha, haha, ha." Lin Li laughed angrily.
"Lin Li: Thinking back to when I was a kid..."
"Wang Ze:?"
"The other party is typing..."
"Lin Li: Don't worry."
"Lin Li: This was sent to me by Bai Bufan. I am also a victim. Now, I have the opportunity to order you. You go and fuck him again. Thank you."
Wang Ze promised to meet Lin Li's ten small requests at the sports meeting.
"Wang Ze: Okay, but there's no need to waste the opportunity. This is what I should do."
"Huh..."
After seeing this news, Lin Li exhaled a breath. This was much more comfortable.
He lowered his head and looked at the plate in front of him.
"..."
"Fuck your enoki mushrooms!"
Lin Li decided to open a cheap and good enoki mushroom restaurant in the future. The only requirement is that you must use the toilet in the restaurant before leaving.
...
Carrying the packed food upstairs.
Lin Li prepared to go to the Xiuxian Realm.
Tonight's plan is to spend a few minutes in reality to go to the Xiuxian Realm, and then go to the driving school to brush up a few hours of driving practice time - anyway, you only need to park on the side of the road, and it won't prevent Lin Li from continuing to do other things.
Finally, if there is time to spare, go to the market to check out the situation.
Although it has been less than two days since the last time I went to the Xiuxian Realm, if I complete the task that popped up in this chemistry class earlier, I can study the new skills in the reward earlier.
Ready, white light flashed.
Lightning arcs flashed, it seems that Shanqing Taoist is still in a bad mood.
The old man was sitting on the computer chair at this moment:
"Bufan, help me open and play the pornographic film in my phone."
"Woof woof, sorry, the current operation does not comply with the requirements of laws and regulations, I can't help you."
"Hehe, according to Article 1032 of the Civil Code, 'natural persons enjoy the right to privacy', this phone is neither connected to the Internet nor supervised by a third party. According to Article 6 of the Personal Information Protection Law, 'the principle of minimum necessity', you have no right to interfere.
I am the master of my phone, and the person who does not comply with laws and regulations is you! Now, help me!"
"Woof woof, sorry, according to the terms of use of the device and the local content management agreement, this operation is restricted."
"Damn it!! Why doesn't it work!"
Lin Li: "(; ☉_☉)?"
What got into his ears?
Shanqing Taoist shook his head and sighed. This mobile phone spirit is really stupid and doesn't know how to adapt at all.
Or do I still know too little about the laws of the world?
Forget it, play games, and continue Dark Souls.
Wait a minute.
Shanqing Taoist was stunned.
When he shook his head just now, did he see Lin Li in his peripheral vision?
Taoist Shanqing turned his head suddenly and looked at Lin Li.
"Hi, haha, grandpa~" Lin Li was even more guilty than Taoist Shanqing, and raised his hand stiffly to greet him.
Taoist Shanqing looked up at Lin Li, then looked down at Bufan who was still waiting for his instructions, his expression also stiff.
"Lin Li, when did you come?" After a long silence, the old man cautiously probed.
"I just came, I didn't hear anything, I don't know what you said to Bufan at all." Lin Li answered firmly.
The old man breathed a sigh of relief.
In the silence between the two -
"Woof woof, 111, the topic I just talked about with Shanqing is that due to legal restrictions, I can't assist Shanqing in completing the instructions for searching for pornographic content on this machine."
The mobile phone issued a mechanical intelligent voice with false emotions.
Taoist Shanqing and Lin Li: "..."
The two were dumbfounded.
Lin Li was even more shocked.
Your mother.
I almost forgot that this b mobile phone, because I had used it before, recorded my voice, and would also listen to my instructions.
As for "111", it is the 'nickname' required when recording multiple voiceprints on a mobile phone. Lin Li did not write his own name, but randomly entered a few numbers "11". Shanqing Taoist is "Shanqing".
"..."
Oh my god! !
Even if you didn't hear anything just now, you can hear it now.
Originally, both of them were ready to pretend that they didn't know about this matter, but this bastard revealed everything!
Bufan, this is the third time you have disgusted yourself today, you just wait for me tomorrow.
Lin Li pursed his lips and thought about how to end it next, but the next second, he saw Shanqing Taoist had come to his side and reached out to touch the back of his head.
The speed was too fast, and he couldn't react at all.
"Huh?" Shanqing Taoist asked in confusion.
Lin Li took a step back after realizing it belatedly, and was slightly alert: "...Grandpa, what's wrong?"
Shanqing Taoist looked at his fingers for a while, then raised his head and asked curiously:
"Lin Li, do you have any powerful magic weapon? I wanted to make you unconscious just now, but I found that it had almost no effect. My attack on your consciousness was almost completely eliminated."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
Although he didn't have a magic weapon, he did have this ability.
[Soul Wall: All attacks or manipulation intentions against his consciousness and soul will be blocked by 99%. ]
When I got it before, I thought it was a passive ability that was completely useless in reality.
At this time, it played a "role".
"I don't have a magic weapon, but I have a magical power that can offset most of the attacks against my consciousness and soul."
Lin Li told the truth to Shanqing Taoist, who had nothing to hide.
Lin Li believed that Shanqing Taoist had no ill will towards him just now, but was simply "anxious".
Just now, he put himself in his own shoes. He was watching porn in his bedroom, and his adult grandson suddenly barged in.
Lin Li felt that he could live without a grandson.
But now Lin Li was indeed curious about a question:
"Grandpa Shanqing, under this kind of defense, can you still do anything to my consciousness?"
"Of course, even I can do it now," Shanqing Taoist nodded immediately, "You can only offset most of it, so I will continue to increase the power of the spell."
"Lin Li, if you are a cultivator of the same level as me or not much different, I am indeed not proficient in the spiritual path, and I may not be able to do anything to you, but you are only at the fifth level of Qi Condensation now, no matter how strong you are, it is just Qi Condensation.
You didn't feel anything just now, but because the level I used was very low, after all, I didn't intend to really hurt you."
Lin Li nodded.
He completely believed what Shanqing Taoist said.
It's very simple. My health value is 10, and my defense value is 99%. If you want to kill me with one blow, you only need to attack more than 1000.
The gap between people in the world of immortal cultivation is even greater than the gap between me and the extraordinary.
A flat attack of a great person who crosses the tribulation is normal, not to mention a thousand, or even a hundred thousand.
"Lin Li, do you want to try it?" Shanqing Taoist's eyes were bright, and he was eager to try.
"What effect can the spiritual consciousness attack spell achieve?" Lin Li did not answer but asked.
"That's a lot. Depending on the technique, there are soul searching, memory tampering, cognition, control..." Taoist Shanqing replied.
Lin Li immediately looked at the system.
This description made Lin Li feel a little scared.
"The Jade-faced Buddha who died in his place" can keep him alive, but what if the other party only wants to control him and doesn't intend to kill him?
[You have used the ability amplifier (+1) on the "Soul Wall", and the "Soul Wall" has been upgraded to "Soul Wall (+1)"]
[Soul Wall (+1): All attacks or manipulation intentions against your consciousness and soul will be blocked by 100%, and will automatically counterattack 50% of the power to the target. ]
The last "Ability Amplifier (+1)" in the [Warehouse] was used.
But the result made Lin Li very satisfied.
It's okay to be 100% immune.
Although Taoist Shanqing did not have any ill will towards him, although Taoist Shanqing also said that he could not see or understand himself clearly.
The system may avoid this situation.
But Lin Li would not bet on this possibility.
What if the remaining soul of the demon clan in this forbidden land escapes quietly one day, drills into his brain, and turns him into a puppet that can only cry for his mother?
Lin Li feels that it is worth it to exchange a prop for his spiritual "invincibility".
"Grandpa, you can try, but you may need to be careful now, because my ability will automatically counterattack." Lin Li looked at Shanqing Taoist.
"Then I will try it." Shanqing Taoist raised his eyebrows when he heard it, and stretched out his hand to Lin Li: "Don't worry, I will be careful."
Touch.
Lin Li felt nothing like last time.
After a few seconds, the old man took back his hand in surprise.
"It really counterattacked."
The old man was completely unaffected. After all, the power of his magic just now was based on Lin Li's strength. The part of the ability to counterattack was indeed insignificant for his spiritual level.
"How did you achieve such a change in a short time?" The old man was curious.
"I paid a little price for it. I am worried that the remaining soul of the demon clan will come out one day..." Lin Li explained with a smile.
Taoist Shanqing nodded, but couldn't help but sighed: "Your magical power is rare in this life, and no son of heaven has ever been gifted with such a gift."
But then Taoist Shanqing fell silent.
How can this child lose his memory after his soul can no longer move?
Ah~ Got it.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li looked at the object that the spiritual energy had just formed in Taoist Shanqing's hand in disbelief:
"Grandpa, what is this mace in your hand..."
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At the beginning of the month, I'm asking for monthly tickets. In addition, I've been recommended on the big cover, but why is the cover that Qidian gave me so 0? Oh my god.
(End of this chapter)
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