Chapter 325: Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, thirty years in the north, and thirty years I haven’t won (asking for monthly tickets)
Looking at the weapon that suddenly appeared in the hands of Taoist Shanqing, Lin Li blinked innocently.
System, system, ask, can the [Wall of Soul] block the damage derived from the flesh to the soul?
I seem to be sailing far away.
But it’s okay, I heard that when people jump off a building, they will recall their whole life. Even if I am really beaten and lose my memory, the worst thing I can do is jump off a building to solve the problem.
"Ah? No, haha, I accidentally got the wrong shape."
Seeing that Lin Li noticed it, Taoist Shanqing waved his hand, and the mace turned into an old man's stick again. He scratched his back with it and laughed.
Lin Li: ""
Old Deng, you'd better be wrong.
But since it's all exposed, Lin Li simply spoke frankly, took out his mobile phone and handed it to Taoist Shanqing, and said bluntly:
"But, Grandpa...if you want to watch it, just watch it. Don't ask Bufan. Even if Bufan can break the law, he can't help you find it, because you don't have it downloaded from your phone at all.
I didn't expect you to be so curious about this.
But it's okay. I have it on my phone and I can watch it now. Here, I can choose to save it even if it takes up memory. I personally think it's a masterpiece. You should be satisfied."
It really doesn't matter.
What's wrong with watching movies? Who doesn't watch movies? Are those who don't watch movies serious people?
Watching movies is a lowly behavior.
Moreover, Shanqing Taoist has always been regarded as an old naughty boy in Lin Li's eyes, so...even his image is not ruined.
What's wrong with Guixianren liking to watch this.
As long as it's not Guixianren who makes money for his wife to let her have fun with male cosplayers and male fitness coaches, Lin Li can accept it.
"Alas."
Shanqing Taoist sighed and smiled awkwardly:
"It's not that I really want to watch it. After all, I have practiced for a lifetime. If I indulge in these superficial desires, I will never be able to get to this point and enter the tribulation."
"My Taoist partner and I have been obsessed with seeking the truth throughout our lives."
"It's just that Grandpa is indeed curious about this kind of thing.
The direction of curiosity is different from what you imagine - I have heard of dual cultivation techniques and strange and lewd techniques, but the world of immortal cultivation mostly uses jade slips to record, and they are all boring pictures and texts of the operation of meridians in ink.
I am very curious about the form and content of this kind of live pornographic palace in the world... Can it be as detailed as those documentaries.
In addition, you showed the beginning before and then skipped it, which really made me itch... Alas, my face paid the price for it after all."
"Grandpa, I know, you don't have to explain, it's okay." Lin Li smiled when
he heard it. He could hear that Taoist Shanqing was not being stubborn.
Lin Li could understand it.
Just like Lin Li didn't want acquaintances to see the scene of him whipping people with a bull, but he really wanted to experience the joy of whipping people with a bull.
After Lin Li's repeated invitations, Taoist Shanqing finally took the phone and saw the content behind the Crown Casino that he had been thinking about.
Seeing this, his eyebrows raised again and again.
"The performance is quite good..." After watching it for a while with the progress bar fast forwarded, the old man was indeed purely appreciative. He nodded and gave a fair evaluation:
"If it can be circulated in the world of immortal cultivation, it may be regarded as a treasure by the Hehuan demons. Based on it, they will remove the last cover and develop evil magic to capture people's hearts."
The last cover refers to mosaics.
After all, the country requires that the local films of the island country must be cavalry. Experienced captains will find that the island country's infantry films basically have FBI warnings at the beginning, which is one of the signs that the genius distributor went abroad to register a company, shoot and produce, and then "export and sell domestically".
"Thank you, Lin Li, that's enough."
Not long after watching it, Shanqing Taoist returned the phone to Lin Li and breathed a sigh of relief.
The curiosity in my heart finally settled.
"Grandpa, next time I come, should I bring you some related information or items?" Lin Li asked with a blink of an eye, "You don't have to be polite with me."
"I really don't need this!" Taoist Shanqing waved his hands.
If the two friends woke up one day and saw those things beside him,
and they figured out their uses, then his life would be in vain.
"Yes, by the way, Grandpa, can you make it yourself?" Lin Li nodded, but asked curiously: "What level of cultivation can you use spiritual energy to condense into entities at will like you?"
"If you want to condense pure spiritual energy into a 'flesh and blood' 'entity', at least the Nascent Soul is perfect."
Taoist Shanqing waved his hands while speaking, and with the waving action, the spiritual energy formed a woman who appeared in front of Lin Li.
"Wow! Teacher Rion!" It took Lin Li two seconds to recognize her identity - sorry, sir, you are wearing clothes now, I really can't recognize you.
Teacher, come back and continue shooting, the industry needs you!
"It's possible to fabricate, but it's just an appearance after all, not an independent individual. Everything comes from my imagination, and all the actions are controlled by me. Since it's just an imagination, why bother with it?"
Taoist Shanqing smiled, and then said with a teasing look:
"Lin Li, if you want to do that kind of thing to this body, haha, you can try it, as long as you can accept that the core of the body is me, and the feelings you feel from touching and caressing also come from my... imagination."
"...I have no idea at all."
Damn, he was wilted.
If only Wang Ze was here, it would be a double blessing for him.
"Okay, Lin Li, let's talk about business, such as why you came back so early this time, did you encounter any problems?"
Taoist Shanqing did not intend to continue the conversation on this topic. He took the food Lin Li brought for him and asked.
If Lin Li had not come back too early this time, he would not have been discovered.
The old man decided to change the mountain next time if he did something that was not suitable for Lin Li to see.
Strange, why are there so many foods called "Enoki mushrooms" in the takeaway this time.
"It's like this, Grandpa. My magical power gave me a task to understand the mystery of the five elements and temper myself with the power of the five elements. Can you help me?
I am now tempering with "Yun Lei Zi" and have gained something in the wood element, but I have no idea about the other four elements. "
Lin Li nodded when he heard it, and told the old man the core purpose of his visit this time.
"Thunder and wind methods are indeed variants of the wood element. It is reasonable that "Yun Lei Zi" can be considered as a tempering of the wood element." Taoist Shanqing nodded when he heard it, "No problem. ”
“I have dabbled in all these techniques. Although I am not proficient in any of them and I lack auxiliary materials now, they are more than enough to temper a cultivator like you who is in the Qi Condensation Realm.”
Taoist Shanqing nodded, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth began to gather towards him. The originally pure white spiritual energy had already appeared in different colors after entering the old man's body and coming out.
Lin Li was shocked - Taoist Shanqing's words had faded!!
What kind of inferior product is this? Does it have a production license?
"Lin Li, here are the formulas and key points." Taoist Shanqing wrote quickly, and then the paper flew to Lin Li, "If you use this later, the tempering effect will be better."
"Write it down, grandpa." Lin Li remembered after looking at it for a while and looked up.
"Okay, let's start. Which line do you want to start with?" Taoist Shanqing asked.
"All are fine. Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. Then let's go with gold."
"Okay, gather your mind and start making the formula. Taoist Shanqing
nodded and pointed at Lin Li. The golden spiritual energy around him instantly rushed to Lin Li.
Lin Li felt thousands of golden needles suddenly piercing into the pores of his body. The sharp breath of metal wandered freely in his meridians. His skin was tense and his internal organs were vibrating.
Fuck you, it hurts so much. I can't get it. I can't get it!!
Oh my god!
So those fantasy male protagonists suffer this kind of pain every day. Wow, I dare not think about the "perseverance", "severe pain" and "suffering that ordinary people cannot bear" in novels. How much blood and tears are hidden behind the understated words.
The author wrote these few words easily, but the protagonist has really suffered a lot.
Lin Li barked like a dog in his heart, but he still gritted his teeth and practiced the magic formula, allowing the violent spiritual energy to rush through his body - he just used this method to relieve the pain.
They deserve to be the hero of this fantasy, and so do I, Lin Li!
Lin Li looked at the system.
Taoist Shanqing nodded at this time: "Lin Li, I will slowly increase the strength, if you can't hold on, then-"
Lin Li: "I can't hold on anymore! Grandpa! I really can't do it!"
Taoist Shanqing: "(；☉_☉)?"
Are you really saying that?
Aren't the few disciples he taught in the past generally willing to temper themselves to the point of fainting rather than give up?
This child's character and willpower...
"Grandpa, I don't know why, my magical powers don't recognize this kind of tempering. "Lin Li looked up and continued shouting.
——Lin Li was not simply unable to hold on, but when he glanced at the system and found that the progress bar of "Gold" in the task was stable at zero, his spirit was instantly deflated.
"Huh?" Seeing this result, Taoist Shanqing took back all the metal aura and asked in confusion:
"No effect?"
"Well, the magic power does not approve.
" "Is that so, then I will try another way?"
"Okay, grandpa."
"No."
"No."
"Still no."
...
Although men should not say no and women should not say no, but many times things go against one's wishes.
"Weird, why is this? Lin Li, I have tried all the tempering methods I can think of now. Is your magic power so picky?
Or is there something wrong with what you told me? Can you ask your magic power?"
Taoist Shanqing asked with a puzzled look.
The two people just changed several postures and used auras of different attributes to fill Lin Li into puffs, but none of them worked.
"My supernatural power is stupid, it's useless to ask it."
Lin Li shook his head and insulted the system, then thought of a possibility: "Wait a minute, Grandpa, let me test it."
He materialized "Yun Lei Zi" and tested it.
Lin Li sighed: "Grandpa, I may know where the problem is."
"It should be that the supernatural power requires me to complete this task in my present world."
Just now, I used "Yun Lei Zi" to temper it. It was exactly the same process as in class not long ago, but the "wood" progress bar was completely motionless.
The only difference between the two is the world.
Can the task activated in a certain world only be completed in that world?
But Lao Deng's happy task was triggered in the world of cultivation, but when I was in reality, it did not hinder its progress bar from moving forward.
Because Lao Deng has always been in the world of cultivation?
Lin Li couldn't be sure, but he couldn't find any other suitable explanation.
It can only be said that all the right of interpretation belongs to the system, the horse of the grass-fed fish system!
"It can only be completed in your world?" Taoist Shanqing frowned again when he heard this:
"It is normal that the magical power has some limitations. In this case, I will give you the method of attribute transformation. You can refine it in the present world and then temper yourself.
Although the efficiency will be much lower, it is worth spending more time on the effectiveness of your magical power."
"Okay," Lin Li nodded, "Thank you, Grandpa."
"It's a small matter, not worth mentioning."
He put the paper with the method recorded in the "Qiankun Ring". Although the main purpose of this visit has failed, time cannot be wasted.
It is impossible to go back like this, so Lin Li and the old man returned to their own track-Lin Li practiced his own, and the old man played his own.
...
[Task 4 Completed]
[You have received rewards: Improved physique: Stable Dao heart; Random system props * 1; System currency * 100. ]
Lin Li, who was absorbing spiritual energy to practice, was interrupted by the system's message.
It was about the same as the last estimate.
Not long before returning to reality, Task 4 was completed.
[You have received "Half-price commodity purchase opportunity" * 1]
Another half-price coupon.
Not bad, with good luck, it is worth a few hundred system currencies. You can use it when you find a useful high-priced commodity one day.
[Happiness has been found, fun has been found, the old man's boredom has dissipated because of your arrival, and he has regarded you as his own child. Accompanying is the most affectionate confession. Keep up the good work! ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task 4: Continue to accompany the old man more and make him feel warm. ]
[Task rewards: Improved physique: Flame resistance increased by 50%; Random system props * 1; System currency * 100. ]
And a new task popped up at this time.
This time it is no longer fun and happiness, the purpose has become warmth.
The indicator is also a tube of progress bar.
"Warmth?"
Lin Li frowned, not because of the task, but because of——
"Why does the task of warmth reward fire resistance? What kind of warmth is this?" Lin Li couldn't help complaining.
After thinking about it, Lin Li temporarily stopped what he was doing and came to the side of Shanqing Taoist.
"Pah."
Hearing the sound, Shanqing Taoist, who was originally immersed in the game, turned his head and saw Lin Li burning his wrist with a flamethrower——it was equipped in the wilderness survival kit in the world of immortal cultivation.
Shanqing Taoist: "?"
Lin Li: "?"
——The task progress bar really started to move.
Is it really such a simple and crude warmth?
"Lin Li, what are you doing..." Shanqing Taoist's body naturally would not be afraid of this kind of flame, so he was too lazy to move, just asking in confusion.
"Nothing, grandpa." Lin Li waved his hand and sighed.
System, I really have to control you.
If Shanqing Taoist was really an ordinary old man, he would be so warm that he would die.
Hey, this task always mentions inheritance, can't the ultimate goal of the task be to burn Lao Deng to death?
Feel the warmth - the small urn is also great - get the inheritance.
——Lin Li is speculating the system with the greatest malice.
But it doesn't matter. Since this can increase the progress, this task is also easy to complete. It's unrealistic to keep pressing the flamethrower by myself. I'll just bring some convenient "warmth" next time.
"Grandpa Shanqing, I have to go again. It will take a long time to come next time. You can do what you want to do without worry." So Lin Li put the igniter back next to the bag and said goodbye.
"Okay."
"Don't I really need to bring you a masturbation cup or a doll?" Lin Li did not forget his original intention.
"No!!"
A white light flashed, and Lin Li returned to the bedroom.
The "Yun Lei Zi" was manifested and absorbed. Sure enough, the task progress bar started to move forward again.
This task can only be completed in reality.
So Lin Li took out the method given to him by Taoist Shanqing and started practicing immediately.
Time passed.
"Still not working?" Lin Li frowned.
After finally condensing the remaining four lines of spiritual energy and accumulating them to a certain extent, when they could achieve the so-called quenching effect and be used on himself, Lin Li began to quench.
But until all the spiritual energy was absorbed by the body, the progress bar remained unchanged and stayed where it was.
"Search for the power of the five elements..."
Lin Li continued to look at the description of the task:
"Does it have to be found from the outside world? The five elements generated by my own body's secondary transformation in reality are not enough? Or is it that the skills given to me by Shanqing Taoist do not meet the requirements of the system? It is the same whether I am in the world of immortal cultivation or not?"
"Then how can I find the power of the five elements in reality? Do I have to temper myself?"
"I can't just go to see Pig Man and feel the five elements of the Five Spirit King, right?"
Lin Li stopped talking to himself. Wait, this abstract system might really work.
So Lin Li's eyes lit up and he walked towards the bedroom.
I finished watching an episode.
It's useless. The system is not abstract enough.
And Lin Li, who was furious, raised his middle finger to the computer screen.
Confused teacher, let me ask you something.
The more I read, the angrier I am. Why do you want to share the power of the five elements with other losers! The only one recognized by the Five Spirit King is Pig Man!
Pigsy finally trained five king accounts, but those four pigs made him bronze. Mr. Mihu, you are a dog who steals accounts!
I think you are really old and confused! You are so old that you are like a pig!
After patting Chen Yuying's wooden fish head to calm down, Lin Li still had to think about how to complete the task.
"In reality, the five elements of the concept of the immortal world definitely do not exist. Let's find the so-called five elements first and consider extending from them."
"Gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Wood doesn't matter. Gold, water, fire and earth are left."
Lin Li opened the cabinet, took out the huge piece of gold, and then squatted with it.
Lin Li can now easily hold the gold that a normal person cannot lift, but without turning on [Charge], he will still feel tired after doing the standard squat for a long time.
It has increased.
When Lin Li felt tired, the "gold" made a movement, extremely small, but there was indeed progress.
From nothing to something, from zero to one, the fatigue was swept away, and Lin Li was a little excited.
This direction is correct.
After collecting the gold, Lin Li returned to the bathroom.
Lin Li's home is an old house, so the shower room in the bathroom is not a separate space separated by a glass door, but an integrated shower room directly against the wall.
You need to take a step to get in, and the bottom is like a mini bathtub.
The water heater has not been turned on yet, but it doesn't matter. Lin Li took off his clothes and walked in directly.
In mid-November, the feeling of cold water instantly hitting his whole body gave Lin Li goose bumps.
Looking at the small but real progress of the "water", Lin Li punched the air and adjusted the knob of the shower head to make the water flow more rapidly.
The speed did not change much.
Lin Li's excitement soon calmed down.
At this rate, it would take more than ten months of cold water to complete the progress.
The same is true for the golden squat just now. I am afraid that I will have to squat and hold it for several months.
This speed is too slow.
When the water at the bottom of the shower room was full, Lin Li sat down, buried his head in the water, and held his breath.
The speed increased slightly.
"What about swimming?"
Seeing this result, Lin Li immediately thought that it was better to experiment than to guess. He packed up and went downstairs with his equipment.
There was naturally no swimming pool downstairs in this broken community. Lin Li went to the swimming pool of Nansang Sports Center.
To be honest, many communities claim to have supporting swimming pools, but most of the time, the swimming pool is empty.
This really needs to be matched with foreign countries. Lin Li heard that the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water. This is the spirit of craftsmanship.
...
There are so many perverts in the swimming pool.
As soon as he entered the locker room, Lin Li saw someone taking off his clothes in front of him, as if he had lost his mind.
Because he had an appointment with Coach Yu to brush up on the driving training time, Lin Li simply swam several times back and forth in the 50-meter swimming pool without resting throughout the whole process.
Swimming is still very tiring.
But the good news is that the progress of "water" has improved. The harder I work, the more standard my movements are, and the more I try my best, the faster I will progress.
This means that my direction should be correct.
Although it is still not fast, it is not slow either. After swimming a few more times, "water" should be no problem. The speed may be faster in a more adverse environment.
After leaving the swimming pool, Lin Li was about to take a taxi to leave. He noticed from the corner of his eye that the construction site next to him was under construction - the sports center was under construction.
Moving gold is a test of "gold", and moving bricks is also a test of "earth", right?
...
Indeed.
Shaking off some dust on his body, Lin Li returned to the intersection to wait for the car.
I just borrowed a hat from a worker and tried a "job" to verify this conclusion.
But Lin Li has not yet figured out the logic of the task - the same fatigue, but the progress of "earth" is several times that of "gold".
Now there is no progress at all, only "fire" is left.
To be honest.
The people of Xiling are still quite uncultured.
Lin Li just called the funeral home and used very polite words, very polite, to ask if they would accept orders for cremating living people, but he was called a big idiot.
"Dude." The funeral home was still too low-key, but fortunately Lin Li found the fire element nearby, so he walked towards a buddy next to him.
"Hey, what's wrong?" The man turned his head when he heard it.
"Are you almost done with your cigarette?" Lin Li asked.
"Huh?" The man looked around twice when he heard it. Although he didn't find out if this was a non-smoking area, he still apologized to Lin Li: "You can't breathe second-hand smoke, right? Sorry, sorry."
Damn it, the people of Xiling are still too civilized.
But Lin Li waved his hands: "No, I'm not asking that, I just have a favor I want you to do."
"What favor? You tell me, I'm free now." The man smiled brightly.
"If you're almost done with your cigarette, can you burn my butt with your cigarette butt?" Lin Li asked sincerely.
Man: "(；゜○゜)!?"
Damn it, the people of Xiling are still too perverted.
(End of this chapter)
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