Chapter 342 Growth is just a matter of a moment
The smiles on Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang's faces froze instantly.
Did this guy read the instructions for the enema at noon?
After reading it, it was indeed a revelation, and his mind was opened. After all
, as we all know, enema is a kind of eye drops, and at the same time, it can be regarded as karaoke.
- As long as you sing karaoke, it's OK to use it.
So, if a boy invites you to karaoke, it may not be asking you to sing, but may be asking you to look at his luminous watch, so you need to be cautious.
Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang's eyes both tacitly shifted to the back of Chen Tianming.
"Damn, I heard that some people feel blocked in their hearts after a breakup, how can some people feel blocked in their large intestines! Lin Li, how can I comfort them? I really don't know how to do it!!"
Zhang Haoyang looked at it for a while, and he really couldn't do it. He lowered his voice and urgently asked Lin Li for help.
Who uses enema after a breakup? Are you sick!
"Useless thing."
Lin Li cursed in a low voice. Zhang Haoyang is unreliable, and it seems that he can only rely on himself.
But fortunately, he has always been very good at comforting others.
So Lin Li reached out his hand, patted Chen Tianming's shoulder, with a gentle smile on his face, and said softly:
"Tianming, forget her. One day, she will leave your body and memory like the shit you suddenly spit out at noon. You will eventually give birth to new shit, just like you will eventually have another person you like in your heart.
Tomorrow's shit will be smoother, and you don't need to use enema anymore. Tomorrow's girl will be more perfect, and you don't need to feel sad for her anymore."
Lin Li's expression and voice were gentle.
Zhang Haoyang's pupils trembled: Damn, what a genius, is this the charm of language, a poet!
Chen Tianming's pupils trembled: Damn, what an idiot, is this Lin Li's beast, is he a human?
Chen Tianming couldn't hold it in any longer, and slapped Lin Li's hand away in an unlucky manner, then laughed and scolded:
"What the hell are you talking about? Don't worry, I was just joking to tell you that I'm really fine. Who in our dormitory needs this thing? If you are really constipated, just find Wang Ze."
"When I got up today, I saw the message Qiaoqiao sent me, so I chatted with her for a while."
"I realized that I was indeed too hasty."
Chen Tianming was sighing, and suddenly found that Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang looked very strange. After a moment of hesitation, he reacted and lowered his voice to urgently refute:
"Wait a minute! It's not that kind of hasty!"
Damn, how many idioms in this world can still be used normally.
Why are people in this world so yellow.
"Anyway, after chatting, I don't think it's to the point of despair. There is still a chance for everything, so there is no need for me to be depressed and decadent. Thank you for your concern, brothers. I'll treat you to Chishi tonight. Thank you."
After the two people's vision returned to normal, Chen Tianming continued.
Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang looked at each other. Chen Tianming could say such a thing, so maybe he really returned to normal.
"So what did you talk about at noon? And what happened last night? If you can, tell us. If you can't, forget it."
The three of them had already reached the corridor, and they could speak a little louder. Lin Li asked curiously.
"There's nothing you can't say," Chen Tianming shrugged with confidence. "The provincial version is..."
"Don't say the provincial version," Zhang Haoyang interrupted. "I was sick of listening to Wang Ze analyze his successful confession frame by frame tonight. It's not easy for you to fail. I want to hear all the details."
- "If you have anything unhappy, tell us and make everyone happy."
Chen Tianming: "..."
This is how Class 4 of Grade 1 is.
When you are sad, everyone will really comfort you, but once you get better, none of them can still maintain their human form.
"I really don't want to talk to you, a person who takes pleasure in the suffering of others," Lin Li glared at Zhang Haoyang with extreme contempt, then hooked Chen Tianming's shoulder and pushed Zhang Haoyang away: "Tianming, let's continue talking."
I will go to find the monitor later, and I can't finish listening to the details. Zhang Haoyang is really selfish, a scumbag.
The full version won't you ask Wang Ze in the dormitory at night, idiot!
"Nothing special. Wang Ze and I prepared a surprise last night in a similar process, but Qiaoqiao felt it was a little too sudden and she was not prepared, so she refused. It would be too awkward for the two of us to go shopping after the refusal, so we went back to school first."
"I felt a little depressed, but with the comfort of Wang Ze and Bufan, I felt much better."
"Then I wanted to find... Forget it, I won't mention you, this unlucky thing."
Lin Li: "..."
"Then, when I woke up at noon, I thought something was wrong with me last night, and I planned to apologize to Qiaoqiao. Unexpectedly, when I opened my phone, Qiaoqiao apologized to me first."
"She said that she really doesn't want to fall in love now and is not prepared for it..."
After Chen Tianming finished speaking, he punched himself to cheer himself up, and said,
"She also said that I'm actually pretty good..."
"I hope I can get better and better, and I can also chase someone who is more suitable for me."
"Then I'm resurrected all of a sudden. If I don't want it now, I will always think about it in the future, right? So, I don't think I can be considered a failure, but just a halftime break, and the future is still promising."
"I can still wait.
I know what you are going to say. It doesn't matter even if she says I'm fine to comfort me. You should stand up from where you fell. Failure is not scary, but giving up after failure is scary!"
After speaking in a slightly passionate manner, Chen Tianming saw that Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang didn't say anything. He looked at them in surprise: "Why don't you say anything?"
"How can I comment on this kind of thing? I don't understand it." Zhang Haoyang spread out his hands.
He just wanted to hear Chen Tianming's grief last night. Who wanted to hear how he cheered up? It was boring.
Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li.
"Since you are really fine, I will tell you something from the bottom of my heart." Lin Li patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder.
Chen Tianming's pupils shrank slightly: Buhao! It was a bad feeling!
But it was too late. Lin Li began to teach:
"Tianming, do you know that there are some sentence patterns and letters in English, some of which are silent and require skills to read. For example, hour, its phonetic symbol is /ar/, h is silent, and for I don't know, t is sometimes silent, and it is just I dunno."
"It's the same in Chinese. Generally speaking, when a girl says "I don't want to fall in love", the two words "and you" are silent. "
Chen Tianming: "..."
Brother, you said you wanted to say something "from the bottom of your heart", but you didn't make it clear that you wanted to say something from my heart...
"Lin Li, why don't you just treat me as if I'm in trouble and haven't gotten over it yet." With a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth, Chen Tianming couldn't help but laugh and scold: "Now that I think about it, I was really cheap last night. I actually wanted to talk to you. What were you thinking?"
"If it weren't for you, I would have survived BYD a long time ago."
"Tianming, my personal suggestion is that you follow what Yao Qiaoqiao said and change your target," Lin Li also smiled, "but I don't think you will listen. Then come on, keep going. The most important thing is to be happy."
Anyway, Yao Qiaoqiao shouldn't be a particularly bad girl.
If Chen Tianming likes it, let him continue to lick her. It's a voluntary act. With Bai Bufan and the others around, they will always pay attention to Chen Tianming's condition, so nothing serious will happen. If you keep saying bad things
, you will be considered to have bad intentions, so Lin Li chose to encourage:
"Failure is the mother of success. You have already failed. As long as you get rid of failure, your success will come soon."
"Finally you said something sensible." The words were rough but the truth was there, so Chen Tianming agreed.
"Keep it up. Hey, look, my success is waiting for me in front. I'll go over first. Bye." Lin Li pointed at Chen Yuying who was standing obediently at the corner and looked at him, and then trotted over.
Chen Tianming and Zhang Haoyang looked at each other: "...☉_☉"
Your mother! It's to show off! I'll make
a villain out of Lin Li when I go back!
"What are you talking about?" When Lin Li got closer, Chen Yuying asked curiously.
"Chatting about Chen Tianming's experience last night, but I haven't asked him if he can tell, so I can't share it with you directly for the time being. I'll ask him another day, and I'll tell you if he agrees." Lin Li explained.
Although Lin Li felt that Chen Tianming didn't care, this was not something that could be decided by "I think".
Licking dogs are also extraordinary, and extraordinary people are also animals. Animals are also part of the earth, so they should be respected.
Lin Li was born with so many good friends who can joke with him without restraint. In addition to the fact that good friends are also born, there is another reason, that is, everyone still has this concept.
"Oh." Chen Yuying nodded when she heard it, and immediately stopped asking questions.
Arrived at the multi-purpose hall.
Nansang Middle School has a lecture hall that can seat a grade, but there are not so many people for competition tutoring, so there is naturally no need for it.
The multi-purpose hall has less than 200 seats, but both the screen and the loudspeaker are much higher than the lecture hall, and the seats are also soft-padded chairs, which will be much more comfortable to sit.
I don't want to say much about the chairs in the classroom.
The boy can grow up, and the broken chair is not unrelated.
The six people in Class 4 also automatically divided into two groups and arrived at the multi-purpose hall one after another.
They came early, the teacher didn't come, and there were only 20 to 30 scattered students.
There were several desks piled with books and exercises that were not related to mathematics, as if they came here directly to study at the beginning of the evening self-study.
"Class monitor, it feels good to study here. You can try it another day." Lin Li whispered to Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying nodded first, then asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, should we sit in the front or the back?"
—— Zhang Haoyang pulled Chen Tianming to the last row without hesitation, out of pure instinct, without any brain thinking.
He just came here to fish.
Chen Tianming didn't struggle because he didn't see Yao Qiaoqiao, and followed him.
Wang Yuezhi was still talking about study-related issues with Zhuo Yongfei outside the door. In order not to disturb everyone in the classroom, they were not in a hurry to sit down.
Lin Li listened for a while with his superb listening skills, and all the questions he asked were basic questions.
The two were still studying this, so the competition was useless.
"I'm fine with it, it depends on you. If you don't mind, then we'll flip a coin?" Lin Li answered, and took out a coin to ask casually.
"Then sit in the front," Chen Yuying gave her idea directly, "Sit in the back, I'm afraid you'll do something abnormal, and then I'll be embarrassed to shout, and no one can control you."
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying looked back confidently, without any intention of modifying her description.
"You are really good at judging people." Lin Li had to admit it.
The seats in the middle of the first row were already occupied by good scholars, and there were no two seats in a row, and it was unnecessary to sit on both sides, so the two sat on the side of the second row.
Wang Yuezhi and Zhuo Yongfei also just finished this hearty academic research at this time, walked into the hall, and sat in the third row, just behind the two of them, and then Wang Yuezhi got up to get water.
"Lin Li, you're here too."
A boy who had just entered the multi-purpose hall automatically searched for Chen Yuying, the most beautiful girl in the classroom. However, after noticing Lin Li standing next to him, he immediately approached and greeted her.
"Hey, Li Fen, yes, I'm here to participate in the competition too." Lin Li looked up and smiled after seeing the person clearly.
"Tsk, how did you get the first place in the grade? Did you cheat?"
"My Earth OL account hasn't been blocked, so how could it be open? If it's not closed, it doesn't count as open." Lin Li shrugged.
The anti-cheating system of Earth OL is indeed getting worse and worse.
Lin Li remembered that many people in ancient times cheated in life, and they were all banned.
For example, Huo Qubing, who must have cheated, was banned as the champion marquis.
Liu Xiu, the son of the plane, was also banned many times.
"Fuck." Seeing Lin Li so proud, Song Li Fen cursed with a smile, then waved his hand and found a seat with his classmate.
"Who is this?" Chen Yuying waited until the two finished their conversation before asking curiously.
"Junior high school classmate." Lin Li answered with a smile.
"Oh, I see."
"Lin Li, I haven't heard you mention junior high school. Which junior high school did you go to?" Chen Yuying nodded, and then became curious.
"Alas," Lin Li heard this, his eyes suddenly dimmed, "Because I didn't want to. When I was in junior high school, I was despised, scolded and hated. It was a tragic past that I couldn't bear to mention. There was only darkness in my memory."
Chen Yuying heard this, propped up her left cheek with her palm, and looked at Lin Li with a smile.
She would never believe such words, let alone "care".
Lin Li played the role of the melancholy little prince for a long time but saw no response, so he gently nudged Chen Yuying with his elbow and urged in a low voice: "Hurry, baby, ask me what happened, don't let me worry about it."
"Okay, okay," Chen Yuying nodded, "Then what happened to you in junior high school that made you so disliked?"
"It's all my mom's fault," Lin Li slandered Wu Min again, "My mom said that the wisdom of our ancestors warned us that we must never wash our hair on the first day of junior high school, otherwise it will be unlucky."
"Class monitor, you know that I can't afford to take a bath since I was a child. The combination of the two caused me to stink throughout the first year of junior high school. No one wanted to play with me. Although I could wash my hair in the second and third years of junior high school, I have been isolated and there is no hope."
Chen Yuying: "..."
"Then you are really sloppy, the king of sloppiness." Chen Yuying couldn't help laughing, and then said.
"Well, I won't mention it because there's nothing to mention," Lin Li spread his hands and told the real reason: "My junior high school is called Mingshan, you should have heard of it, it's a relatively ordinary private junior high school, not many people were admitted to Nansang.
I only know two or three people, and it's basically difficult to meet them at ordinary times. Class monitor, what about you?"
"I'm from No. 1 Middle School."
"Tsk, it's a school I can't get into." Lin Li laughed.
The reason why Lin Li went to a private school is because the public school he could go to is No. 9 Middle School. Generally speaking, the higher the serial number of public schools, the worse the quality. Parents with a long-term vision generally let their children take private exams.
In fact, Lin Li can go to a better private school. He chose Mingshan because Lin Li passed the admissions exam and got a half-waiver - half of the tuition for three years.
It can only mean that Mingshan's money is worth it. After all, Lin Li really got admitted to Nansang Middle School three years later, which became one of their achievements.
And No. 1 Middle School is worthy of being No. 1 Middle School. Among the people who came in one after another, Chen Yuying really knew a lot of people.
Connections!
Lin Li was a little envious. After all, connections are really important. If you cut them off, you will die.
"That girl walked straight towards you, she should know you too." Lin Li, who was chatting with Chen Yuying, raised his chin towards the door again.
This was the fourth or fifth person he knew.
"Yuying, you are here to participate in the competition too?" Sure enough, when Chen Yuying turned her head, the other party smiled and waved to greet her.
"Yes, Tingbai." Chen Yuying nodded.
"Is there anyone next to you? If not, can I sit down?"
But unlike the previous person, after the greetings, Xiao Tingbai asked.
Lin Li's eyes widened.
Damn light bulb!
You should sit somewhere else like your sensible classmates like Song Lifen! Don't you have any classmates?
But after all, this is a public classroom, so Lin Li just complained in his heart.
"No, you sit down."
Chen Yuying naturally didn't know how to refuse.
As it turned out, Xiao Tingbai had classmates, but she could pull her classmates to sit next to her directly.
"Yuying, is this your classmate?" After putting the paper and pen on the table, Xiao Tingbai noticed Lin Li and asked curiously.
"Yes." Chen Yuying nodded.
Lin Li heard this and waved his hand towards Xiao Tingbai.
"He's my boyfriend too." Before he even waved his hand back and forth, he heard Chen Yuying continue to introduce him with a smile, "But don't tell anyone else~"
Lin Li: OVO!
Damn it, I'm not a tortoise, otherwise why did I feel so refreshed just by Chen Yuying introducing me like this?
Damn, I'm really a small fish, why am I so disappointing.
Chen Yuying can tell this Xiao Tingbai, so they must have a good relationship.
"Hello, Lin Li." So Lin Li introduced himself.
"Oh hello, hello, my name is Xiao Tingbai!!" Xiao Tingbai was stunned for a moment before responding quickly.
"Yuying, when did it happen..."
Then, Xiao Tingbai turned into a melon-eating civet and began to question Chen Yuying.
...
"Excuse me, please make way, please make way..."
"Huh——"
Classmates were already sitting on the outside, and Wang Yuezhi took some effort to finally return to Zhuo Yongfei with a water cup.
After looking forward, he frowned.
"Yongfei, look, isn't Lin Li too much? He has stretched his arms so far onto the monitor's desk. Does he have any concept of space?"
"Also, in order to chat with that girl, he directly squeezed the monitor! Is he doing it on purpose or is he sick?"
"It's really too much! There is no sense of boundaries at all."
"If I don't know, others will misunderstand their relationship..."
Listening to Wang Yuezhi's suppressed sour and wet muttering, Zhuo Yongfei remained silent.
"Why don't you talk?"
Finally, Zhuo Yongfei responded. He first took a long breath, nodded to Wang Yuezhi, then took a deep breath and patted his shoulder.
Wang Yuezhi then realized that Zhuo Yongfei's expression was very wrong, so he asked with concern:
"Huh? Yongfei? What's wrong with you? Your expression suddenly changed like this, so sad?"
"Constipated?"
Zhuo Yongfei heard the words, looked up at Wang Yuezhi, his eyebrows down, but forced a smile, a little taste of Xiaoyanquan.
He took a deep breath again and again——
"Yuezhi, I, I have a friend, he may...may be heartbroken."
Wang Yuezhi was stunned when he heard this, and the cup in his hand fell on the table with a clang. Fortunately, it was covered, so it was not a big problem, just a little quarrel.
At this moment, he understood, understood, the prison king understood everything.
When he came to his senses, he patted Zhuo Yongfei's shoulder with kindness and care, and his movements were extremely gentle:
"Yongfei, it's okay, you will...your friend will definitely make it."
Zhuo Yongfei: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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