Chapter 341: A sudden enlightenment! Suddenly, my mind was opened!
In the evening, Lin Li arrived at school and walked to the classroom.
"--I'm telling you, I was going to fail."
When he reached the stairs, Lin Li didn't hear Bai Bufan's unofficial history, but heard Wang Ze's proud voice.
"I thought Senior Qian liked me, but in fact, she didn't like me."
"After I confessed, Senior Qian said, "Wang Ze, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself." "
"I was very sad, but I wanted to find out where the problem was, so I was ready to do it. As a result, I took off my pants and didn't pee yet, and Senior Qian suddenly changed her mind and said she agreed with a red face.
You tell me, why did I succeed?"
"?" "?"
Zhou Baowei, who had been listening very seriously, couldn't hold back after hearing this sentence, and stepped forward to pinch Wang Ze's neck:
"Stupid! Waste my feelings! Wang Ze, dare you say this shit in front of Qian Ying?"
"Imagine, I fantasize again, people always fantasize about things they don't have. "
Zhang Haoyang also adjusted his glasses and nodded in disgust.
"Later I figured it out. The secret of my success is the same as Naruto's." Wang Ze ignored the audience's slander and immersed himself in his own art.
"Naruto, do you have a relationship with Naruto?" Zhou Baowei and Zhang Haoyang were stunned.
"Yes."
"What about your mother?"
"It seems that what you said just now was just an accident," Wang Ze heard the voice with a sense of superiority, and also contempt for the ignorance of the two, but still lowered his voice:
"Let me remind you, all the girls in the Konoha Ninja School like Sasuke, and only Hinata, who has a perspective eye, likes Naruto. She blushes and faints when she meets him.
And Neci, who also has a perspective eye, hates Naruto very much. Think about Naruto's nickname-the last one in the car. I can only say here. Those who understand will understand, and those who don’t understand, I can’t say much. It involves industry opportunities..."
Zhou Baowei, Lin Li, Zhang Haoyang: "?" "
The tail end of the car, it turns out to be?
" "Fuck, what is Naruto Lao Ai. "Lin Li laughed.
"No, but why do I remember that in the episode about hot springs on TV, it was said that Naruto was cute even when he was small?" Zhou Baowei questioned.
"Not only that, I'm a comic book fan, why do I remember that Hinata liked the Raikage?" Zhang Haoyang also questioned.
Wang Ze, Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"
"What kind of comics are you reading! It must be banned comics!" Lin Li scolded with a smile.
"Quick, give me six numbers, it will be useful for the weekend."
"Wang Ze," they started to discuss which comic book was the most powerful and domineering, while Lin Li looked at Wang Ze and teased:
"So this is how you two got together? I'll ask senior sister to confirm it tonight."
"Hey, don't, are you a human?" Wang Ze scolded with a smile, then looked up at the sky, with Nike on the corner of his mouth, the sour smell of love was about to overflow from his armpits:
"In fact, when I gave her flowers last night, senior sister immediately responded positively.
I took out the flowers from behind, and she immediately covered her mouth.
When I handed it to her, she hugged me!
Damn, she hugged me first, me! No flowers, understand what I mean! Brothers, my soul was superb at that moment! "
It can be seen that it was really cool, Wang Ze is still savoring it with his eyes closed.
Lin Li widened his eyes.
Wow, Wang Ze really took it out.
Zhou Baowei and Zhang Haoyang on the side blessed Wang Ze so much that his facial features were distorted and his face was hideous.
Qian Zhongshu said.
"A boy of eighteen or nineteen probably has more women in his heart than the emperor's three palaces and six courtyards, and his thoughts about women are dirtier than toilets, but at the same time, he is yearning for the purest and most beautiful love."
This is actually a true portrayal of the low-born students in Class 4 of Grade 1.
They are more low-born than each other, but in fact, when they really meet pure love, they shout long live louder than anyone else.
"Autumn is such a beautiful day, long live long live!"
Opening his eyes and admiring the expressions of the three people, Wang Ze leisurely blew the autumn evening breeze and admired the colorful clouds in the sky, feeling very happy.
"Yeah, autumn is great, just like love, it's cool in the morning and evening." Zhang Haoyang nodded and agreed.
Wang Ze and Lin Li who was accidentally injured: "(；☉_☉)?"
The two looked at each other and nodded.
"Your head! My legs!"
"OK!"
Zhang Haoyang: "?"
After Lin Li and Wang Ze, Zhang Haoyang is also single.
His partner is the load-bearing wall of the first-year teaching building of Nansang Middle School. It's a reliable partner. Neighbors say it's reliable and steady.
"——Yametie! Baowei! We should be on the same front, why are you messing with me too! It's broken! It's going to break!"
"Haoyang, I only punch the strong. Love makes people lose their minds. They are no longer worthy of my attack."
"Fuck!!"
After bumping for a while, let the three of them continue to play, and Lin Li walked into the classroom first.
Chen Yuying, who heard Lin Li's voice outside the door because of Zhang Haoyang in Aruba, kept looking at the door.
Normally, she would cover her sight a little, but today, she simply propped up her cheeks, with an expectant smile, and just watched obediently.
After Lin Li walked in, he also walked straight towards Chen Yuying. When he got close, he made a big move, and then slapped Chen Yuying's desk.
The movement was very fast when it was shaking in the air, but it slowed down before landing on the desk, so it didn't make much noise.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan next to him looked at Lin Li's palm with a puzzled look.
"Show off the ring? Yingbao gave it to you?" Ding Sihan asked when he saw the ring on Lin Li's hand.
"It wasn't given by me." Chen Yuying blinked, pursed her lips slightly, and looked up at Lin Li.
Who gave it to her?
This ring was actually given to her by a master with the surname Xi. Sorry...
"I'm a pretender. This is because I bought it myself because it's cool. You're not allowed to wear it at school. I'll take it off later," Lin Li waved his left hand, "It's not important. Watch it."
After Lin Li finished speaking, his right hand began to rub the table left and right.
"What are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.
"Rubbing the Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill."
"My table is not dirty, and there is no dirt on it." Chen Yuying said dissatisfiedly.
The Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill is a pill rubbed from the dirty mud on the body of Jigong Living Buddha, which can cure all diseases.
This is a good example of the saying: When one person attains the Tao, shit and urine ascend to heaven - when he becomes an immortal, even the dirt on his body becomes a treasure.
Lin Li's palm gradually arched, as if there was something underneath.
"Class monitor, pry open my thumb and see what's inside?" Finally, Lin Li stopped and raised his chin to indicate.
After thinking about it, Lin Li felt that he still needed to make a promise: "It's not a prank."
There was no way, his credibility was too low.
After hearing the promise, Chen Yuying reached out and pried open Lin Li's fingers, and then let out a soft "ah".
A rose vase ornament.
It's very small, otherwise it wouldn't be hidden under the palm, but it's made very delicately.
It won't wither and is very suitable for being placed in school.
"You can pour some perfume in it and use it as a mini aromatherapy." Lin Li said with a smile.
Although Chen Yuying said she didn't need it, it was obvious that she still liked it very much.
Humph, woman, your name is "mouth hates but body is upright."
"Yo yo yo——" Ding Sihan's blessing of the separation of the plasma wall.
"Okay, Dingzi, stop yelling, you have some too." Lin Li swung his hand in a big circle again, then pressed it on the table and rubbed it, and opened it in front of Ding Sihan's expectant and hesitant eyes - two lollipops.
- Of course, you can't give the same thing to your girlfriend, this is respect for your girlfriend.
He threw one to Ding Sihan, and threw another one towards Qu Wanqiu's position.
It hit her head.
Lin Li analyzed Qu Wanqiu's mouth shape, she seemed to be asking herself "Are you working?"
He was at school, what kind of work was going to work.
"Only you two have candy, this is my preference for you two." Lin Li said kindly.
After saying that, Lin Li bent down, used the back of his hand to bend the corner of his mouth into brackets, and whispered to Chen Yuying: "Brackets, it's fatherly love, so I won't give it to you, I'll change it for you later if you want it."
Ding Sihan: "I heard it!"
"No, I still have a lot of it myself." Chen Yuying was pinching her vase and flowers, and answered with a smile.
Chen Yuying did have a lot of candy, and she usually fed Lin Li.
"How did you do it? Is it hidden in the sleeve?" Chen Yuying was more curious about how this magic was performed.
It was just the master's ring.
"The Bull Warrior never takes off his mask, and the magician never reveals his magic." Lin Li shook his index finger left and right, and then tapped the table with it to change the subject:
"Remember to remind me when you go to class later."
"Got it." Chen Yuying nodded.
——Tonight's evening self-study is not just evening self-study. Lin Li and Chen Yuying are going to participate in the first tutoring for the competition.
After all the adjustments were made, Lin Li returned to his seat.
Bai Bufan was lying on his back. When he saw Lin Li coming, he swallowed his saliva, looked around, and after making sure no one was eavesdropping, he lowered his voice nervously and said,
"Lin Li, do you feel that going to school is suggestive..."
"What does the sound of 'study' sound like? 'hole', and there is also the verb 'shang'. What is this? Most of us are still minors. It's so scary. Isn't this a test of our obedience by the capitalists?
I think it needs to be investigated strictly... My hands are shaking because I think about the involvement behind this matter. No wonder I am becoming more and more perverted and less and less like a human being. Capital, you win..."
Bai Bufan didn't know whose cake he had touched.
"Stupid." Lin Li decided to empathize with the capital and criticize Bai Bufan sharply.
"I don't want to go to school!!"
Bai Bufan wailed in dejection and frustration.
To be honest, Lin Li was used to it. Almost every Sunday night and Monday morning, he could hear Bai Bufan's dog barking.
It can only be said that it is human nature.
"I just went to bed this morning and set the alarm for noon, but it didn't wake me up. When I woke up, I found that I had to go to evening self-study. My weekend was shortened by half a day. When I saw the time clearly, I was so shocked!!"
"That's really desperate," Lin Li smiled when he heard it, "but who told you to stay up all night again? Rounding it up, you just moved the afternoon to the evening."
However, Bai Bufan, who was originally depressed after hearing it, suddenly stood up, grabbed Lin Li's collar and slammed him against the wall.
"Fuck you! Lin Li! You still have the nerve to say that!" Bai Bufan fell from the sky like a bungee jumping zombie, angry and ferocious.
"Wang Ze and I almost coaxed Chen Tianming last night!"
"I don't know why Tianming is so depressed! He actually wants to ask you for some advice!"
"As a result, because of your two sentences and a picture, his defense was broken again!!"
"Wang Ze is also a beast. He found an excuse to go back to his dormitory, resulting in me being the only one left in the end! Do you understand my pain? Do you know how many floors a bag of rice has to carry? How dare you say that!"
Bai Bufan's voice came out from between his teeth.
Lin Li's expression was solemn: "Bufan, there is food on your teeth."
"The one next to the left front teeth, idiot, it's my left and your right, yes, a little higher, OK, that's it."
"Don't change the subject!" Bai Bufan also threw away Lin Li after taking advantage of him, "I drank six bottles of white and two bottles of red with Chen Tianming last night, and my stomach is still uncomfortable now!"
"The white one is AD calcium milk?" Lin Li sneered.
"Hehe, no, it's Wangzai milk. I hope it will make that Zai prosperous. The popular one is Wanglaoji." Bai Bufan immediately smiled and rubbed his stomach, "Damn, milk tea, milk tea, how come milk and tea mixed together will cause diarrhea - hey, don't change the subject!!"
Seeing Bai Bufan talking again, Lin Li scratched his head with a guilty conscience.
Last night's incident was indeed a little unkind of him.
"I thought Tianming was here to show off, who knew he was here to seek comfort..." Lin Li weakly defended, "You know, one of the reasons why I have a high winning rate in games is that I can predict and seize the opportunity, I won't let others take the initiative..."
"Are you here? At the beginning, it must be a clown! Don't you understand this! What did you predict? You predicted it!" But Bai Bufan was unwilling to let Lin Li go.
"I don't understand, I haven't been a clown, have you?" Lin Li immediately shook his head innocently.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Uh... Actually, I haven't been one either." Bai Bufan didn't dare to look Lin Li in the eye.
"But, the boy doesn't seem to be too serious, does he?"
Lin Li looked past Bai Bufan and looked at Chen Tianming's position at the back door. He was sitting there writing.
Most likely he was doing his homework, and a little more likely he was writing a suicide note.
"Hey, Bufan, don't you think "If I fail to confess, I'll jump down and let you guys rest for half a day" is a very Chinese youth phrase?
It combines friendship, love, campus, freedom, pain, throbbing, adolescence, destructive desire, Chinese education, and value search."
Therefore, Lin Li spoke again without waiting for Bai Bufan to answer.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Sometimes even I can't keep up with Lin Li's thinking.
Lin Li can say anything to have a holiday.
But, 111, Brother Tianming, are you really going to jump? This way, his lost afternoon will be made up.
"To be honest, I'm not sure," Bai Bufan also looked back at Chen Tianming, then shook his head:
"After I woke up, I found that he seemed to be in a much better state. Maybe Yao Qiaoqiao sent him something again. Anyway, he said he was fine.
But, shit, I'm even more angry. Compared to that, all the comfort Wang Ze and I racked our brains to come up with last night means nothing now
.” “You talk too much.”
Bai Bufan raised his middle finger, then saw Zhou Bao coming back, and asked, “Baowei, is there any stomach medicine left that Lin Li bought for you? Give me a pack.”
“Oh, there are still a few packs. I'll give them to you. "
Zhou Baowei nodded, unlocked his locker, took out the medicine he had not finished drinking before, and handed it to Bai Bufan.
As for why Zhou Baowei's locker also has a lock, don't worry about it.
The hot water should have been prepared before, and Bai Bufan began to soak the stomach-nourishing granules.
Lin Li prayed in his heart, hoping that it can really nourish the stomach.
After praying, Lin Li stretched and prepared several homework assignments to be done tonight.
The evening self-study class is not completely cancelled, there is still a small half period, and the only homework that Lin Li has not finished is the homework assigned on Friday, which is not much, and generally the homework that does not have class on Monday is collected at the earliest on Tuesday evening self-study.
So for Lin Li, the homework will not become difficult to complete because of tutoring, and it is still very easy.
"Bufan." Suddenly, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan. "Fart
if you have to fart." Bai Bufan blew the hot air on the water cup and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.
"Do you think you can make 6,000 a month when you are 23 years old?"
Lin Li's question seemed a bit nonsensical.
"Six thousand a month, who are you looking down on here! I will be financially free by then!" Bai Bufan said with disdain.
"The money is gone, financially free, right?" Lin Li chuckled.
Bai Bufan: "...Oh my god, Lin Li, your words are really hurtful."
"Haha."
"So why are you asking this?" Seeing no follow-up, Bai Bufan frowned.
"Nothing, just asking. "Lin Li waved his hand.
Bai Bufan's eyes did not move, and he always had a bad premonition.
Lin Li smiled perfunctorily in a comforting way.
Now, the 23-year-old Bai Bufan's monthly income is indeed 6,000.
When registering the information in the afternoon, Lin Li thought about it. It was too high and too fake - this income and this appearance are so good that it's hard to believe. If it's too low, it probably won't be attractive. Therefore, at the suggestion of the agent, he made up 6,000.
After all the information was compiled, the agent actually said that he could help Lin Li try to contact them now, but Lin Li refused.
The way to complete the task first is of course to give priority to activities. It's easier to have fewer activities.
What's more, if we contact them now, we can't always make an appointment for dinner. It's meaningless to make an appointment in advance. Maybe we have to add contact information to chat, which is troublesome. Anyway,
there is no time limit for the task, so there is no rush.
Lin Li also asked if he could bring someone to the blind date event, and the agent said that it would be fine as long as the money was paid.
When they determine when to hold the event, they will notify him as soon as possible.
I'll ask the "three dogs" later and see what they think.
As for the rest of the afternoon, Lin Li went to Nansang Sports Center to swim again, brushed up on the task progress, and then came to school.
...
Evening self-study.
"Let's go." Lin Li trembled slightly when his shoulder was patted, and turned his head. It was Chen Yuying. It
was 6:20 now, and the evening self-study started in 20 minutes. 6:40 was the time for the competition tutoring to start.
It would only take a few minutes to walk over, but it would be good to go earlier on the first day to check the situation.
"Coward~" Noticing Lin Li's frightened reaction, Chen Yuying laughed.
Lin Li was silent.
Hehe, baby, I'm a cultivator, I noticed it when you stood up, and I pretended not to notice it to tease you.
"~Coward~ Ghost~" Bai Bufan also turned his head slightly when he heard it, so that Lin Li could see his face but Chen Yuying behind him couldn't, and then he repeated it with his facial features in a mess.
Ignoring the disgusting boy, Lin Li began to look for paper and pen.
"Help me get the water cup. I'm going to wash my hands. Wait for me at the stairs." Chen Yuying showed the ink mark on her palm, and walked out quickly without waiting for Lin Li.
"Okay."
Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi, and Zhuo Yongfei stood up and walked out together.
"Huh?" Lin Li frowned.
Because Zhang Haoyang's face fell, he turned around and stood up after hearing the voice and seeing the person clearly.
"Haoyang, aren't you not coming?" Lin Li stopped and asked curiously.
"My mom." Zhang Haoyang's two words expressed all the bitterness, and he sighed after saying that.
It seems that the will was forcibly modified.
So Lin Li asked: "Your mother's fault?"
"Yeah." Zhang Haoyang nodded, "She said I must participate. Oh, it doesn't matter. I'll participate. It's just one round and it's over. It's just a waste of time."
Lin Li: "Your mother's fault, you're too mean."
Zhang Haoyang was about to continue nodding in agreement, but then stared at Lin Li: "...Lin Li, hiss--why do I feel like you're looking for an opportunity to scold me?"
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded calmly, otherwise.
"Your mother "beep--"!"
"No, all my mothers are very open-minded and respect my personal opinion." Lin Li smiled.
"Which other mother do you have?"
"I know more than 20 of them."
"Damn idiot." "
What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong."
"Is it time? So soon, you two wait for me."
But what the two people who were exchanging ancestral feelings didn't expect was that when Chen Tianming waited for them to walk to the back door, he looked at the clock hanging in front of the classroom and also packed up his paper and pen and stood up.
"Tianming? What are you doing? "Zhang Haoyang and Lin Li stopped and looked confused at the same time.
"I'm also going to the competition tutoring." Chen Tianming answered concisely.
"Ah?"
"I've signed up too." He added.
"When did it happen?" But the two were even more confused.
Chen Tianming's math is neither good nor bad. He scored over 120 in the last exam, but it would be a bit difficult for him to participate in the competition.
"On the weekend," Chen Tianming walked out of the door and said lightly: "Qiaoqiao also participated in this competition, so when I knew about it, I contacted Lao Jiantou on WeChat to sign up, and he agreed, and said that my attitude is very good and that participation is the most important thing. "
Damn it, what secondary damage.
Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang chose to remain silent and looked at each other.
——This matter involves Yao Qiaoqiao, so they have to be careful when speaking, for fear that any word will make Chen Tianming drop his little pearl and then jump off the building.
Originally, he could only take an extra half day off if he jumped off the building, but if he took it at night when he had no classes, wouldn't it be a waste of time?
As if noticing that the air pressure suddenly dropped, Chen Tianming smiled and waved his hands:
"Don't worry, just say whatever you want to say, I have figured it out."
"After reading a book at noon, I have now suddenly understood."
Chen Tianming clenched his fist to cheer himself up, with a sunny smile on his face, and he was refreshed.
"Damn it, what book, chicken soup is so effective?" Seeing that Chen Tianming said so, the atmosphere suddenly became a little lively again, and Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang were a little curious.
Chen Tianming: "Instructions for enema."
(End of this chapter)
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