Chapter 340 When you are away from home, you give yourself the identity you want.
"Chen Yuying: "
"Lin Li: Answer it, squad leader, I'm ready."
"The other party has refused."
"Chen Yuying: I won't answer it! Pervert! "Bear Kick"!"
"Lin Li: Maybe... this is not perverted "tears" "sigh"..."
"Lin Li: Squad leader, do you want to hear the childhood story that I have buried in my heart and never told anyone?"
"Chen Yuying: No."
Lin Li: "?"
His fingers have started to type the story, how can I not want to listen.
Damn, whose girlfriend is this, so cold and heartless. I
'll pretend I didn't see it this time, but I won't allow it next time.
"Lin Li: When I was a child, my family was very poor and I couldn't afford to take a bath.
Every day, when it was time to take a bath, the other children who used to play with me had to take a bath.
And every time at this time, I, who had a strong self-esteem, would always smile and say to them, "Bye, bye, I have to go home to take a bath too. I take a bath every day. We'll take a bath together some other time if we have the chance."
But in fact, I had no bath to take. All I could do every day was to follow the prettiest little girls. When they were taking a bath, I would lie on the window and watch them take a bath with envy and secret.
I was like a rat in the gutter, spying on others’ happy bathing.
Occasionally, I could touch a few drops of leftover bath water, and I would rub it on my body, imagining that I was also taking a bath happily.
Days passed like this, but finally one day, my peeping was discovered.
The little girl called her parents. Later, all the children who used to play with me knew that I couldn’t afford to take a bath. They began to laugh at me and didn’t play with me.
When my mother knew about it, she hugged me and cried to me, "Lin Li, it’s okay, it’s okay, mom will definitely let you take a bath in the future! Definitely!"
Seeing my mother’s tears, I also shed tears. At that moment, I secretly swore in my heart that when I grow up, I must also watch grown-up girls take a bath! ! "
"Lin Li: So, baby, considering that I have spent so much time typing and telling you all my psychological trauma, can you fulfill my dream?"
"You initiated a video call."
"The other party has rejected it."
Damn it, Lin Li slapped his thigh in annoyance.
He had used the perfect template of those touching stories, but he didn't fool them.
In theory, shouldn't the squad leader say with red eyes and a crying voice, "Lin Li, you are so pitiful, I will fulfill your little wish now"?
"Chen Yuying: Wait, I have my aunt's WeChat, I will forward it to her to ask if it is true, if it is true, I will help you realize your dream."
Lin Li began to think, if he told Wu Min the truth, would she be willing to help him collude with her?
Forget it, it seems impossible.
The motherly love for this week has been used up, and I guess I will be exhausted.
"Lin Li: There's no need for that. My mom is already asleep. Why don't you ask my mom's son? He knows the truth. I can send him to you on WeChat."
"Chen Yuying: "Fist" "Fist""
"Chen Yuying: Lin Li, my hands are all wet. It's inconvenient to type. Let's not talk for now. I'll find you later."
"Chen Yuying: You must not forget your original intention."
Lin Li, who was typing "There will be no such troubles with video", found that he was predicted.
"Lin Li: Let's take a step back and talk on the phone. The childhood wish can only be realized later."
"Chen Yuying: No way, you've already eaten a lot tonight. If you eat three more bowls of rice, you'll become a "pig head."
Lin Li was amused. During the autumn outing, he imitated Azusakawa Meta and made similar remarks.
And sometimes it's really no wonder Durant is so perverted.
It's human nature to be perverted.
"Lin Li: Squad leader, I don't allow you to look down on yourself like this. Three bowls is the amount I can eat by listening to the sound of the bathing. As for you, I can eat at least thirty bowls."
"Chen Yuying: That's even more impossible."
"Lin Li: Okay, I won't bother you anymore. You take your bath first, and I'll go take a bath too. The wife should follow the husband."
"Chen Yuying: Okay."
"Lin Li: But, squad leader, don't take a bath for too long. Bathing will make people fat."
"Chen Yuying: Is this true?"
"Lin Li: It's true. Last time I saw a man bathing in a stream for three days. When he came ashore, he had gained a lot of weight and was unrecognizable."
"Chen Yuying:..."
"Chen Yuying: Before you finish taking a bath, I will not reply to any of your messages. "Angry" "Angry." "
"Lin Li: Really?"
No reply.
Lin Li smiled and shook his head. He stopped sending messages, took his spare clothes and went to the bathroom to take a bath.
Although I just washed my hair this morning, I still have to wash it again tonight because I sprayed it with hairspray.
Finished.
Even if they need to wash their hair, boys shower very quickly.
Chen Yuying did send me a message, but it was just to say that she had started the skin care phase.
Based on previous experience, it will definitely take a while.
Lin Li was just about to take some time to think about the system task when the phone screen lit up again.
But it was not Chen Yuying.
"Chen Tianming: Are you there?"
"Chen Tianming: Lin Li, what are you doing?"
I almost forgot about this guy.
Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, those two bastards, haven't replied to my message yet. Chen Tianming is really a good friend and is thinking about me.
However, this guy took the initiative to find me. Haha, it seems that he succeeded and came to show off, right?
What is a good day for confession today? It was all successful.
In this case, I'll beat you first!
"Lin Li: What? Tianming, how do you know that my confession has been successful? Did Bufan tell you?"
"Lin Li: "Pictures." "
"Lin Li: Look, it's a sci-fi movie plot."
Then Lin Li waited for Chen Tianming to respond with the same show-off moment.
However, Chen Tianming seemed to disappear.
Wait.
Wait.
Don't let waiting become a regret.
"Busy, busy, please be busy." Lin Li was sighing sadly, but the next moment, his phone vibrated -
a reply!
But it was not Chen Tianming who replied:
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, I'm on the morning post!"
"Wang Ze: Lin Li, I fuck you!"
Lin Li: "?"
...
The next day, Sunday.
"Lin Li: Everyone, I had a bowl of snail noodles at noon today. It was very spicy and refreshing. I was very satisfied. Do you want to eat it? @丁思涵@曲婉秋@白不凡"
"Ding Sihan: I don't need it. My aunt is here."
"Lin Li: Then I'll buy you two."
"Lin Li: Your aunt has never eaten such spicy and satisfying snail noodles!"
"Ding Sihan:?"
"Ding Sihan: Are you fucking crazy about the spiciness?" "
Lin Li: It's really spicy."
"Lin Li: You and your aunt are just waiting to be satisfied. Hahahaha——"
"Ding Sihan: Stupid."
Lin Li is really crazy about the spiciness now.
With two ice cubes in his mouth, his vision is a little blurry.
After getting up this morning and doing the daily "Eight-stage Exercises for Physical Fitness", he went to the driving school to continue brushing up the hours.
I brushed for four hours in the morning. Counting the two hours yesterday and the day before yesterday, and the four hours last week, I finally finished the mandatory hours for the second subject today.
If I can make an appointment successfully, I can take the second subject test next week.
Lin Li, who had not forgotten the mission, stopped by a snail noodle shop on his way home, which was rated as super spicy by review websites, and packed a portion to take home.
Then it became what it is now.
I felt that I had made sufficient preparations. According to the information on the Internet, I drank milk and ate bread in advance to form a protective layer, and put a lot of milk, honey water and ice cubes aside for standby.
I can only say that the saying is true, iron needs to be forged.
After all, the auxiliary is auxiliary, and you need to be able to eat spicy food.
However, after being stupid with spiciness, there are naturally gains. At least it is confirmed that the mission is not limited to the grilled squid stall. Now the progress of "fire" has been rising, and it is not small.
Lin Li thinks that if he can drink all the soup in one breath, maybe he can complete the mission directly now.
But forget it.
Lin Li dare not think about what kind of challenge his toilet will face next if he continues to eat.
In small amounts and multiple times, "fire" can also be completed in this week.
It took Lin Li half an hour to completely recover from the abnormal spiciness by absorbing spiritual energy to nourish his whole body.
Then Lin Li went downstairs to take a taxi.
At this stage, there are three system tasks to complete, the five elements, blind dates, and villains.
For the villain task, the stool has achieved initial results, developing "spies" in several other schools, and is also negotiating with several social people who want to make some "legal money", but it is a bit hesitant at the moment, but it is said that there will be a reply this week. For
the five elements task, see if you can find an abstract way of "water" and "earth". If you can't find it, you can only use a stupid way to complete it, which is also a matter of time.
The task that Lin Li is going to start now is blind dates.
Having nothing to do in the car, Lin Li sent a message to Chen Yuying:
"Lin Li: What are you going to do in the afternoon?"
"Chen Yuying: I haven't decided yet. I may go out to buy clothes with my mother, or I may practice piano or dance at home."
The life of the class monitor is indeed colorful.
The two of them didn't chat all the time today like last night. It is estimated that there are only a few hundred private messages today-it sounds like a lot, but in text chats, a few words are often a message.
It's not that there is nothing to talk about, but the two of them tacitly maintain this appropriate level.
Not too much, not too little, just right.
"Chen Yuying: What about you?"
It's not appropriate to tell the truth now.
Going to a matchmaking agency on the second day of dating and asking a matchmaker to arrange a blind date for you is not something a human can do.
Although I have a plan in mind, no matter whether the task requires an activity or a blind date alone, I have to confirm the feasibility from the agency before I can do it. It's something that has not been decided yet.
Then I started to lie on the second day of being together, damn, what a scumbag I am.
"Lin Li: I have no experience in dating for the first time, so I decided to study the relevant matters of dating in the afternoon."
"Lin Li: When I come back after studying, I will take you to practice together."
This is the truth!
"Chen Yuying: "Little Bear nodded" "
Chen Yuying: But don't learn bad things."
It can be said that I fooled people without lying.
Arrived at the destination.
"Hello, is anyone there?"
"Yes, young man, may I ask who you are..."
A woman in her thirties walked up. Her professional smile was slightly stunned after she saw Lin Li clearly, and then she asked hesitantly.
Under normal circumstances, most of the people who come directly to the door without online contact are single men and women in their thirties or forties or their families.
The young man in front of him didn't look like a customer.
"Hello, I need to know about blind dates." Lin Li got straight to the point.
"Eh? Please come in and sit down first." The woman was a little surprised, but brought Lin Li in.
"Do you need blind date services?" After brewing the top-grade tea for Lin Li at 10 cents per gram, the woman asked.
"Yes." "
...Okay," the woman nodded, "Then you must have found the right person to find us. We have the most abundant resources and are very young..."
In this case, there is no need to worry about why the man in front of him came for a blind date. If you don't make money, you are a bastard. The woman began to brag about herself.
"I've heard about it, otherwise I wouldn't have come here specially," Lin Li nodded in agreement, and then went straight to the point:
"So sister, what is the process here? How much do you charge?"
"Okay, okay, then let me introduce our service mechanism to you." The woman nodded immediately:
"It's like this, we have pay-per-view and membership fees. For pay-per-view, the agency fee is three hundred. For
membership fees, we only have annual fees, which are divided into two tiers of 2,500 and 5,500. The 2,500 tier includes the service of introducing you to a partner throughout the year, and the 5,500 tier includes some tickets to the dating events we hold every month.
Ordinary members need to pay an additional fee to participate in these activities.
In addition, senior members are given priority in the membership library list, and new outstanding girls who register as members will also be matched first."
"Have you held any activities this month?"
"Not yet, maybe next week or the week after next, it hasn't been decided yet."
"What about the content?"
"It's mainly some activities that let everyone get to know each other, such as organizing men and women to go out together..."
"I see. I'm a little interested. What about the process of non-event blind dates, for example, on a per-time basis?" Lin Li nodded, but still had to prepare Plan B.
"Per-time basis? That means you give us the conditions, and we will screen the women who basically meet the requirements for you in the member database, and then provide them to you for review.
After you confirm your ideal target, we will contact them one by one. If the other party does not explicitly refuse, we will let you try to get along with each other, and then create an offline date.
But we will charge for this regardless of success or failure, and the cost-effectiveness is not high. There is no opportunity to get acquainted online, so I personally recommend that you apply for membership." The woman replied.
"I understand," Lin Li nodded, and after a moment's silence,
he said, "Sister, as long as you agree to a few of my requests, I can start spending right now, and your commission will be as high as you want." "Ah?" The woman was stunned for a moment, not very surprised, but a little wary: "What kind of request is it?"
"I hope you can help me polish some information when I enter it into your system."
"Oh oh - what information is it?" The woman's brows relaxed, and she asked with a smile after a long tone, "Height? Weight? But to be honest, brother, you really don't need to polish it."
As a matchmaking agency, she has seen many users who want their information to look better.
But what does Lin Li need?
"Height and weight are not necessary, it's other things." Lin Li smiled and waved his hand politely.
"Oh? Which ones?" The woman was curious again.
"Others." Lin Li repeated.
"Well, go ahead." Seeing that Lin Li said two words and stopped talking, the woman politely urged.
Lin Li: "Just other things."
Woman: "...What?"
"Except for height and weight, everything else is polished, name, age, work..." Lin Li said seriously.
Woman: "(；☉_☉)?"
What kind of polishing is this? This is simply a makeover!
"No, no, no!"
After coming to her senses and realizing what Lin Li said, the woman waved her hands frantically, her pupils shaking: "Young man, it's okay to help you polish the information, but your information is already false, this is really not okay!"
"I can pay for it," Lin Li expected this reaction, so he used his money ability directly:
"My budget is relatively sufficient, for example, this number is given to you alone. If it's not enough, we can talk about it again."
Lin Li entered a number on the calculator on his mobile phone and showed it to the woman.
The woman's eyes widened.
Oh my god, 5000.000000, densely packed with zeros, this kind of grand scene, she had only seen it in Chengdu before.
Oh your mother☉_☉, the woman frowned, wait a minute, why are there six zeros after the decimal point.
Damn, it's not 50 million, it's 5,000?
Woman: "..."
What calculator numerical precision lock: FIX=6.
"This really won't work, it's not about money..."
Although 5,000 is already a lot in Xiling, it's really unnecessary to take a risk for this number and gamble on your career, so the woman still refused.
"Don't worry, sister, I know what you are worried about, but my purpose is to investigate and research."
Still a normal reaction, Lin Li smiled and said.
"Investigation and research?" The woman was confused again.
"Yes," Lin Li nodded, "I am doing sociological research on blind date thinking and selection, and currently need more real cases to support and enrich my research."
"Huh?" How could a matchmaker in the small town of Xiling understand such high-end stuff.
"Sister, you'll feel relieved after listening to my requirements for a blind date partner.
My 'mate selection requirements' are simply no requirements.
I don't need any shining points. On the contrary, I need the most outrageous, unrealistic, and whimsical female members here, preferably the kind of stubborn ones that you find annoying..."
"Also, although I use false information for blind dates, I will tell you my real information. Even if something goes wrong, you can always find me." "
Secondly, I will not have any contact with the other party outside the process, and the fraud and crime you are worried about will never happen.
The other party might even hate me to the extreme...
...
... ...
You can always pay attention to and confirm all of the above. If you feel that something is wrong and I cannot give you a reasonable explanation, you can choose to terminate the transaction and expose me."
Lin Li told him the plan he had roughly thought of.
"Child, you are not some self-media blogger, are you going to record a video? That won't work... If this kind of thing gets out, I'll still lose my job."
"There won't be any screen records, I'll post... We can sign a contract, if you see the video I posted anywhere, I'll compensate you at a high price." Lin Li made a reassurance.
After finally fully understanding Lin Li's meaning, the woman was silent for a long time.
Seeing this reaction, Lin Li knew that the matter was half done.
"Are you sure you won't post it?" Sure enough, the woman asked.
"Sure." Lin Li added a little bit to the number on his phone, "And I won't bother you all the time. Under normal circumstances, just a few times, my data is enough."
"Okay, for your scientific research, you can try." The woman was convinced, "But if the situation is not right, I will stop it."
"No problem."
"Then come with me to the office to register your information first. It's useless to fill in this paper. I have to change it for you from the backend." The woman motioned Lin Li to follow.
Office.
"Sister, this is my real ID card."
"Okay." The woman carefully wrote down Lin Li's information in case something really happened.
Then he returned the ID card and started typing on the computer, looking at Lin Li: "Then tell me now what identity information you want to get for yourself."
"Okay."
"What's the fake name?"
"Bai Bufan."
(End of this chapter)
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