Chapter 274: Dense is my self-esteem
"Wang Ze: It has nothing to do with novels. Alas, it's a bit emo. The art of language is too difficult."
"Lin Li: Then go and make some glue."
After sending the panacea reply, Lin Li went to eat.
After dinner, he continued to dig the "Qiankun Ring". After consuming a few more spiritual stones, the space had been opened up to dozens of cubic centimeters, which could already hold a lot of small gadgets.
However, Lin Li also felt that the space was getting harder and harder to open up, which was not good news.
When it was ten o'clock, Lin Li stopped his work and prepared to go to bed.
The physical examination institution will open at seven in the morning tomorrow. Although it is okay to be late, in order to get accurate test results, you need to fast after ten o'clock tonight, and even abstain from water. It
is still necessary to get an accurate result for the physical examination. It's not that Lin Li is worried about his health. In fact, his body has been nourished by spiritual energy for nearly two months, and I am afraid that there are no hidden dangers. He is healthier than anyone else.
The real meaning of getting the results is to know how my body functions now from the perspective of modern medicine.
For a private physical examination, I can request an encrypted report. Even a dedicated consultant cannot view it without my permission.
Is it pure health? Or is it an incomprehensible abnormality?
If the physical examination results show abnormalities, then I need to be careful in the future and avoid similar scenes as much as possible. After all, my body will only become more and more "strange", and from the perspective of the instrument, it will be farther and farther from ordinary people. If
there is no abnormality and it just shows health, then there is no need to worry about it in the future. If the school organizes physical examinations again, there is no need to think of any reason to avoid blood draws.
Sleep.
When I woke up, it was just after four o'clock, and the alarm clock hadn't rung yet.
After two months of getting up early, Lin Li's body has developed a habit, and he has woken up naturally more and more recently.
Getting up no longer requires a strong incentive, and you can rely on your own willpower. Lin Li has long remembered the scenery of Xiling at four o'clock.
Isn't this a kind of inheritance of the Mamba spirit?
When he opened his phone, besides the group chat and some inappropriate stuff that Bai Bufan forwarded to him, there was also a message from Wang Ze.
It was sent two hours ago, at around 2 o'clock.
"Wang Ze:
The closer my hand is to the bull, the further away from my health.
The white blood spurted out, rolling in this dark night.
The moonlight was clear and bright, reflecting my frustrated face.
Me last night, my tonight.
Who can sleep with me in my arms?"
"Wang Ze: Lin Li, can you accompany me with one? "Sad" "Sad""
Stupid.
Lin Li laughed at it.
Emo+Sage Time+NetEase Cloud=The Great Sage Depressed the Poet Immortal. You did a good job to force a sports student into this state.
Since Wang Ze likes to make friends with poetry, Lin Li also replied with a poem.
"Lin Li:
Accompany me with one,
no,
accompany me with a tube,
I can consider it."
As everyone knows, as long as you can wrap a line, you can write poetry.
After appreciating his own poem with satisfaction, Wang Ze did not reply. It seemed that he had fallen asleep. Lin Li threw his mobile phone on the bedside. He did not plan to go downstairs to practice today, but to practice the spiritual energy chapter at home.
After all, it is easy to be thirsty and hungry after practicing the physical chapter, which is not suitable for practicing before the physical examination.
Switching to the title of "Light of the Stream Spirit", Lin Li materialized the spirit stone and began
to practice. He raised his eyebrows. The effect of increasing martial arts talent by 100% was quite significant. Just when he started practicing, Lin Li suddenly felt that his practice of this technique was not in place. He was too rigid and only followed the technique without considering himself.
He could try some adjustments.
And with his own attempts, the speed of spiritual energy flowing in the body was actually increased a little bit at once.
This is a permanent result that only took a few dozen minutes!
Is this the feeling of being a gifted monster? It's great.
There are nearly forty days before the deadline of the first task. Now I feel more confident.
After practicing for an hour and a half, Lin Li rode his bike to school. Bai Bufan was already waiting for him at the school gate this time, so there was no need to arrest him in the dormitory.
"Lin Li, I finally realized that people cannot understand each other. We are all isolated islands. The ravines of cognition flow with the magma of language. Humans chase reflections in the mirror gallery all their lives, but forget that they are the most profound cognitive cage."
Bai Bufan said deeply after seeing Lin Li coming.
Lin Li: "?"
Not buddy.
"What's wrong, Wang Ze became a poet, you became a philosopher? You also glued last night? This will affect the results of the physical examination, right? You can't help it?" Lin Li asked in surprise.
"No, shit! I just realized one thing. If people can't understand each other with their past selves, how can they understand each other with others?
I am angry at myself who stayed up late last night, and myself who promised you yesterday that we could have a physical examination together. I really want to fight with them!
No, am I sick? I got up at six o'clock on the weekend to have a physical examination? Or did I take the initiative? I woke up earlier than usual? Shit! I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep..." Bai Bufan wailed in pain.
Lin Li laughed, as if it was just the usual barking of a dog, and then encouraged: "Bufan, when you want to give up, you might as well hold on a little longer. The harder it is to hold on now, the more refreshing it will be to give up later."
Bai Bufan, who originally thought it was chicken soup: "?"
Turns out to be anti-chicken soup?
"Lin Li, knowing you is the greatest blessing in my life. No wonder I have achieved nothing so far. It's all thanks to you." Bai Bufan smiled and gave Lin Li a thumbs up.
"It's just a piece of cake," Lin Li waved his hand politely, and then he had an idea:
"Bufan, why don't I give you a big slap often in the future, so that when you can't understand yourself in the future, you can treat this slap as if you hit yourself and vent your anger! It's so cool."
There is no regret medicine in the world, but you can prepare in advance.
Bai Bufan: "...It's you who is so cool, right!?"
Seeing that Bai Bufan was still yawning, the idea king Lin Li thought for a moment, and then had another idea about how to make Bai Bufan energetic:
"Bufan, I have a method that should help you refresh yourself, why don't you try it?"
Bai Bufan did not answer immediately, but immediately distanced himself from Lin Li and took a defensive posture to prevent the beating that might be encountered in the next second.
"If you dare to hit me, I will call security."
"You are too hurtful to my buddy. I don't intend to harm you this time. This method is very famous and everyone recognizes it." Seeing Bai Bufan thinking about him from the bottom of his heart, Lin Li said disappointedly.
"You tell me first, and then I will consider whether to give it a try." But Bai Bufan would not let down his guard because of Lin Li's words.
Lin Li sighed, but nodded.
Lin Li took out a folded paper from his pocket, then tore it, squeezed it, and handed it to Bai Bufan.
Although he didn't know why Lin Li put the white paper in his pocket, he saw that there was no extra movement and it didn't look like a trap, so Bai Bufan took it. Looking at the cross-shaped paper in his hand, he asked in confusion:
"What is this? How to wake up?"
"Just tie your hands on each side." Lin Li explained.
"What do you mean by two hands each... huh?"
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Wait, which god are you talking about!" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then asked fiercely.
"Jesus." Lin Li answered as a matter of course.
"Hahahaha, shit! Damn, today's merit is gone again!" Bai Bufan laughed and cursed.
Lin Li was right, this should indeed be the most famous and recognized way to refresh the mind in the world.
It's a pity that it doesn't refresh the mind.
But Lin Li's goal was indeed achieved, Bai Bufan smiled and refreshed.
"I'll take a taxi first." After laughing for a long time, Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up and then took out his mobile phone.
Today's situation is not suitable for taking the bus, and the two are afraid of meeting the old lady from last time, so they take a taxi to the medical examination institution.
Arrived.
The institution is located in a commercial building, occupying two full floors. It is definitely a large medical examination institution in Xiling.
Although there are only four elevators in the entire building, at this time, most people come for medical examinations, so it is not crowded.
Arriving at the corresponding floor, the elevator door opened, and you could see the reception desk of this institution called Cijian Physical Examination.
"Hello, are you here for a physical examination? Do you have your ID card with you?" The receptionist asked politely after seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
"Yes."
Lin Li handed over his ID card.
"Mr. Lin?" The receptionist must have seen the value of Lin Li's package, and her voice was gentler and more respectful when she spoke again, "Wait a moment."
"Sister Zhang! Mr. Lin is here!" Then the receptionist called out to a woman standing not far away.
Upon hearing this, the woman immediately trotted over, walked to Lin Li and bowed slightly:
"Mr. Lin? Hello, hello, I am your exclusive consultant today, Zhang Kewu, you can call me Consultant Zhang, Xiao Zhang, or Sister Zhang. I can accompany you one-on-one throughout the physical examination. If you have any questions, you can ask me."
"No need for accompaniment, can this be omitted?" Lin Li waved his hand upon
hearing this. Mr. Lin sounded strange, and Lin Li was not used to being served by women of this age.
An 18-year-old will do, thank you.
"Of course, it's up to you!" Zhang Kewu nodded and suggested, "Let's add WeChat. If there is any problem, you can contact me or your customer service as soon as possible."
Lin Li did not refuse.
"Where do you think you have more problems? Since I can't accompany you, I can give you some suggestions on the process and ask the doctor to make some simple adjustments." After adding WeChat, the woman asked again.
Lin Li thought for a moment: "During the exam at school."
"Oh, so it's about learning-(；☉_☉)?" Zhang Kewu's professional smile froze in the middle of her words.
"Haha, Mr. Lin, you are so humorous~" After a pause, she smiled awkwardly.
"There is nothing wrong with my body, I just came to have a physical examination to make myself feel at ease." Lin Li replied with a smile.
"Okay, okay, this is your examination form. For our physical examination, you have to hand in the examination form after you go to the corresponding department, and then wait for the doctor to come out and call your name. As a VIP, you have the privilege of jumping the queue, and the doctor will call your name first."
Zhang Kewu took it from the front desk and gave it to Lin Li. It was only a few pages, but it was specially bound.
"This is your VIP card. If you need it, you can use this card to rest in the VIP lounge on the second floor. There are many refreshments and a richer nutritious breakfast."
This kind of physical examination requires fasting and less water, which means you need to be hungry, so even the lowest-level package will provide breakfast after the physical examination, but the cheaper package may only have steamed buns, soy milk and eggs.
"Then this is our health gift package and souvenirs, which contains our Cijian thermos cup, disinfection kit, health manual, etc.
Of course, it is definitely not appropriate to take it for a physical examination. If you don't mind, Mr. Lin, you can temporarily leave it at the front desk and take it away when you leave."
Zhang Kewu pointed to the big bag that the front desk brought up for display and introduced it to Lin Li.
"Okay, okay, thank you." Lin Li was a little uncomfortable with such enthusiastic staff.
This is the life of rich people.
Seeing that Lin Li's introduction was finally over, Bai Bufan couldn't wait any longer. He pushed away the bullshit VIP Lin Li and gave his ID card to the front desk.
"It's my turn, it's my turn!" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands in anticipation.
"Mr. Bai?" The front desk checked the information and confirmed.
"Yes, well, I don't need a one-to-one accompaniment either." Bai Bufan nodded and waved his hand, saying in advance.
"Okay, here's your checklist, this way." The front desk smiled and nodded, took out the checklist, put it in front of Bai Bufan, and signaled him to go in.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan covered his upper lip with his hand, frowned tightly, hesitated and clicked his tongue twice, and said:
"Sister, although I don't need an accompaniment, we can still go through the process that VIPs should go through, and it doesn't need to be so simple, right?
I might still need souvenirs and VIP cards, so why don't you ask me first?"
The front desk: "Okay, here's your checklist, this way."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"I need an accompaniment! Sister! I need a one-to-one exclusive consultant to accompany me! Let my consultant come to see me!" Bai Bufan went back on his words and got anxious.
"Mr. Bai, I'm very sorry, but you are not a VIP." The receptionist said apologetically.
Eh?
Bai Bufan blinked, then turned back to look at Lin Li.
Lin Li looked at him innocently.
"Lin Li, what's your medical checkup package?"
"The most expensive one."
"What's my medical checkup package?
" "The same as mine."
"How is it the same?"
"The medical checkup institution is the same.
" "What's the price?"
"Not quite the same."
"How different."
"The cheapest."
The two of them asked and answered each other very calmly and slowly in front of the consultant and the receptionist.
For some reason, the receptionist and the consultant felt like laughing.
Both of them were too calm.
But this calm was just a warning before the storm.
"Lin Li!! You are born!" Bai Bufan rushed forward and rode on Lin Li's back. After sliding down, he began to pinch Lin Li's neck: "You took me with you, it turns out that you didn't have good intentions, you are planning to recruit a dog slave to serve you, right!"
Lin Li laughed: "No, why spend this money, I regret it myself, and your basic package is not cheap, it's hundreds of dollars, if you really want it, you can give you the consultant and souvenirs, I'm not interested in it anyway."
Lin Li bought the expensive package for exclusive customer service, free time, and "confidential delivery". He
really didn't pursue these premium services. Save
when you should, spend when you should.
"Just kidding, no, no, buddy is not the kind of person who will repay kindness with a little bit of rice." Bai Bufan let go immediately after hearing this, shrugged indifferently, "I just suspect that you deliberately didn't tell me and waited to see me laugh."
Lin Li nodded: "Yeah."
Bai Bufan: "?"
See, he didn't pinch Lin Li's neck in vain.
"But the treatment of the rich and the poor is indeed different. I will be sixteen soon and can work. I will see if I can find a part-time job then. I want to become a new rich man with my own hands!" Bai Bufan hooked Lin Li's shoulder and walked into the organization with high morale.
"It's no problem to be a millionaire. I saw in the news that someone had his hand crushed due to a machine failure. The factory paid 500,000 yuan in compensation. You have two hands, so you can easily get a million." Lin Li is very optimistic about Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Not relying on disposable hands! I want the kind that can be developed sustainably!" Bai Bufan scolded with a smile.
"Yes, Bufan, I have a super attractive job on hand. Should I leave it to you?" Lin Li asked after hearing this.
"You say."
"Carrying manure, fifty yuan a day, don't rush to say this job is rubbish." Lin Li said here, lowered his voice, pulled Bai Bufan's head over, "Don't spread this, the introducer told me - I can cheat."
Bai Bufan's eyes widened when he heard it, and immediately lowered his voice, asking seriously and nervously: "Are you sure there is no surveillance? Don't let me cheat and check the surveillance to deduct all my fifty yuan." "
Really."
"Then you must leave it to me!"
"Hahahaha!" Lin Li laughed and patted Bai Bufan's back hard, "Let's go, physical examination!"
The reason why he has such a good relationship with Bai Bufan is because it is so rare to have such a person who is on the same frequency and willing to go crazy with him. It
is a blessing to have such a buddy.
I can only say that I don't ask to be born on the same year, month and day, but I hope that he will die first on a certain year, month and day.
As soon as I entered the door, the first department was a general examination.
- That is, the most basic examinations such as height, weight, blood pressure and pulse.
Because this examination is very fast, there is basically no one queuing.
Distinguished VIP Lin Li took a step ahead of Bai Bufan, took off his shoes, stepped on the height and weight machine, and soon the results came out.
"186.3? How come I have only grown less than half a centimeter in more than half a year? Could it be that my height is almost fixed here?" Ignoring the weight, looking at his height data, Lin Li felt a little regretful.
The last time I measured it was half a year ago, 186, which means it has only grown 0.3 in half a year.
Why doesn't the system raise it for me? Does it think 186 is enough?
In the first year of high school, it is very high. There is only one person taller than Lin Li in the first year of high school in Nansang Middle School.
But according to an 18-year-old, in modern times where most people are overnourished, 186 is considered high, but not particularly high.
Is it possible that in the third year of high school, I have to look up to Bai Bufan? This kind of thing is a tonic.
"I hope you shrink and become the real 179." Lin Li put on his shoes, sat in his seat and started to measure his blood pressure, looking at Bai Bufan and begging.
Since you can't improve yourself, you might as well belittle others.
"The old man who has no future is getting impatient." Bai Bufan sneered when he heard this.
Then Bai Bufan took off his shoes, but his face changed slightly and his smile faded a little.
Lin Li, who was measuring blood pressure, had nothing to do. He looked at Bai Bufan who walked onto the height and weight machine and noticed that his big toe was tightly clamping something. So he asked in confusion: "Bufan, what are you clamping with your toe?"
Bai Bufan pretended not to hear and stood on the machine.
But the doctor who was responsible for recording the data next to the machine also noticed this when he heard this. He patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and reminded him:
"Young man, your height will not be accurately measured if you do this. What are you clamping? Let it go."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan bit his lips with his teeth and finally laughed. He reluctantly turned his eyes away and looked outside the door, and at the same time loosened his toes.
Then a hole appeared in front of Lin Li and the doctor.
At this time, Bai Bufan's desolate voice floated over vaguely and helplessly:
"What am I clamping?"
"It's my dignity TAT."
(End of this chapter)
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