Chapter 275 Today, I have also protected my merits very well.
"What did I clip? It's my dignity TAT..."
Lin Li, the doctor: "?"
Looking at Bai Bufan who looked up at the sky in despair, Lin Li and the doctor both laughed.
Dignity indeed.
"Sir, you are not well dressed here, sorry." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Then what is neat?" Since he has been discovered, Bai Bufan doesn't care. He stands on the machine carelessly, and even deliberately moves his toes, reciting the lines from "God of Gamblers" with Lin Li.
"At least you have to tie a tie on your neck that is connected to the ceiling."
"Then I have... Don't fucking change the lines! Is it still a fucking tie?" Bai Bufan couldn't continue his words and said angrily.
But when the height data came out, Bai Bufan smiled proudly:
"Alas, I'm only 181.2. The last time I measured my height, I was already 180.7, and I only grew half a centimeter.
But, the last time I measured it was in mid-August, and it's only been two months now. If I only grew half a centimeter in half a year, I'm afraid I would want to die. Don't you think so? I only grew 0.3 centimeters. Lin. Points. 3. Li. Meters."
Bai Bufan walked to Lin Li's ear and whispered a devilish whisper, with a certain order of severity.
"Haha, I don't care at all." Lin Li heard this, tilted his head, chuckled, and sneered.
"Mr. Lin, your blood pressure seems to be a little high." At this time, the doctor opposite Lin Li stopped inflating the blood pressure monitor, and said in a low but serious voice.
Lin Li: "?"
Not a buddy?
"..."
Lin Li turned his head and looked at Bai Bufan, and both of them blinked.
"Mr. Lin, you seem to care a little." Bai Bufan said seriously.
"..."
"Fuck! Doctor Liu! There's no need to say this now!"
"Hahaha!"
After a short silence, the two of them said at the same time.
The doctor's "high blood pressure" was indeed too authoritative and could not be refuted.
Lin Li raised his left hand that was not tied to the blood pressure monitor and punched Bai Bufan hard.
Of course, the data due to emotional changes in a short period of time naturally could not be counted, so the doctor re-measured Lin Li.
The data was normal.
The two left the room. Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan. Psychologically, he felt that the angle at which he looked down at him had become smaller, so he reminisced about the past:
"I miss when I was fifteen. I used to be omnipotent, and I improved a little bit every day."
"You're almost ready to start your journey, old man. Don't reminisce about you here."
Bai Bufan was not polite at all. He then suppressed a smug smile, patted Lin Li on the shoulder, and said with a sense of superiority:
"Lin Li, do you want me to recommend you a height-increasing drug? Otherwise, I'm afraid you will be surpassed by me, and then it will be very embarrassing."
"Most height-increasing drugs are just a waste of money. Providing enough nutrition is more important than anything else." Lin Li was not interested in this stuff at all, so he responded disdainfully, "If you continue to take it, it won't just be the bodybuilding circle that will receive bad news, Bufan."
"Mine is neither a waste of money nor a hormone. The effect was immediate after I used it." Bai Bufan denied with a little excitement.
"That's because you can grow tall anyway, it's more of a psychological effect."
"Absolutely not, it's the drug's credit, I'm sure."
"Forget it, if there really is such a drug, everyone would buy it and take it."
"Because there are side effects, many people can't stand it." Bai Bufan shook his head.
"Huh? What side effects?" Lin Li looked over.
"It hurts my feet."
"It hurts--"
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"How the hell did you use the height-increasing drug to increase your height, Bai Bufan! You bastard! Look me in the eyes and talk to me!"
When Lin Li reacted, he grabbed Bai Bufan's collar and asked loudly.
"Put it in your shoes. If you have to take off your shoes to measure your height, you can put it in your socks. The effect is immediate, but it's like stepping on a massage mat when you walk, which is a bit uncomfortable." Bai Bufan said regretfully:
"It is precisely because of this disadvantage that I gave up long-term medication, otherwise I should be 185 cm tall now."
Lin Li: "..."
I can't say anything, it's really immediate, it works as soon as you use it.
"Only opponents like you are worth growing taller." Lin Li agreed, "But forget it for me, I'm ticklish on the soles of my feet."
"I'm really looking forward to the future, Xiao Lin, let's go, which one should we go to next? Surgery? Or ENT?" Bai Bufan asked, holding the checklist and taking another look at the nearby departments.
"Let's go for a blood test first, then I plan to take a CT scan and B-ultrasound first, and test those items that require fasting first, and the rest can be tested slowly after breakfast. I'm a little hungry." Lin Li thought for a while and said.
The energy consumed when waking up is different from being hungry, especially for someone like Lin Li who has developed the habit of getting up at 4 o'clock and eating breakfast regularly every day. Today, he got up at the same time but didn't eat breakfast, so he is indeed a little hungry now.
"Makes sense, now that you put it that way, I have some idea, let's go, I'll see where to draw blood." Bai Bufan nodded.
It takes a lot of time for one person to draw blood, so there are people waiting here.
Although you can jump the queue, you still have to wait for Bai Bufan after you finish, so when Lin Li handed in the list, he directly told the staff that they were together.
"Oh my god, they're going to draw three tubes at once?" Sitting on a chair in the corridor, the two of them were watching the work at the blood drawing window, and Bai Bufan sighed.
"Maybe there are more indicators to be tested. After all, you can't use the same tube of blood repeatedly."
"Sometimes I understand people who are afraid of blood. The blood red color does look creepy." Bai Bufan nodded and commented.
"Not bad." Lin Li didn't feel anything. The beautiful lady had successfully desensitized him to this kind of picture.
"By the way, Lin Li, what kind of blood do you have?" Bai Bufan thought of this question and turned his head to ask.
"Full of blood." Although he knew that he was asking about blood type, Lin Li has never liked to speak in human language.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Then the vampire is very afraid of you. After all, if you suck it, you will be burned and your mouth will be full of blisters." Bai Bufan's mouth twitched and he commented sharply.
"That's true." Lin Li nodded, but then he remembered something and turned his head and asked Bai Bufan: "Bufan, let me ask you a question. If a person is bitten by a vampire and a zombie at the same time, what will he become?"
"What?" Bai Bufan asked subconsciously.
"Vampire, because zombies are from the Qing Dynasty, there are unequal treaties." Lin Li explained in a calm voice.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan blinked first, then began to bite his lower lip with his upper teeth. His breathing became louder, and his nostrils began to spread slightly with his trembling body.
This is Bai Bufan's ninja battle.
In fact, we can be sympathetic to vampires. After all, vampires cannot supplement their vitamin D by basking in the sun, they can only suck blood.
"Laugh if you want to." Looking at Bai Bufan like this, Lin Li said lightly.
"No, my god! You really can't laugh at this! If you laugh at this, you will really lose merit!" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and said to Lin Li.
Who the hell knew that eating melons would eat their own home.
Qingduoduo's 10 billion subsidies, the biggest source of domestic hell jokes, damn it.
So Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan quietly.
"Lin Li, tell me a joke!" In a dozen seconds, Bai Bufan's body trembled more and more violently. He clenched his fists and said to Lin Li with a difficult face.
"A male deer ran very fast and turned into a highway." Lin Li said perfunctorily in a half-dead tone.
"Hahahahahaha——" Bai Bufan laughed out loud upon hearing this, and it seemed that he even laughed to tears. He patted Lin Li's shoulder while laughing:
"Fuck, Lin Li, this joke, haha, this deer, actually turned into a highway, wow! Cleverly using the homophones of road and deer, what a great homophonic pun, it really makes people laugh.
It's so funny hahaha."
Bai Bufan's reaction made Lin Li laugh: "You'd better be laughing at this joke."
"Otherwise, what else can I laugh at?" Bai Bufan said as a matter of course, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
I hope the Buddha was fooled.
Don't touch yourself if you really want to touch it, you are more sensitive, touch Lin Li's, he has a rotten crotch and has long been desensitized.
...
Soon after, it was the turn of the two people. The blood drawn from Lin Li was normal, and there was no golden light or fairy air to highlight the extraordinary.
It seems that this boy does not have the appearance of a great emperor.
After the extraction, press the needle hole with a cotton ball, and the two people went to the next location.
"So one tube is only 5 milliliters? I thought it was a lot, but these three tubes are only 15 milliliters?" Bai Bufan recalled the doctor's introduction just now, raised his eyebrows and said, "Then donating blood requires 200 or even 400 milliliters. After quantifying it, I suddenly feel that this number is so exaggerated."
"Donating blood means donating a whole bag, which is a lot." Lin Li nodded.
"Passionate young man Lin Li, you will become an adult the day after tomorrow, can you donate blood?" Bai Bufan asked, "This is the best time to release your passion, both physically and mentally."
"I don't donate blood." Lin Li shook his head when he heard it.
"You are not loyal! What kind of passionate young man are you? You are a borer!" Bai Bufan immediately stood on the moral high ground and sneered.
Lin Li shrugged.
Who knows what will happen to your blood after it enters someone else's body? It might explode and die.
But you can't say it like this. Fortunately, Lin Li always has his reasons:
"Because I know very well that as a boy, as long as you donate blood, your blood is very likely to help others. I am not gay, and I personally feel uncomfortable helping other boys, so I don't donate blood."
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
This reason made Bai Bufan dumbfounded.
But Lin Li seemed to be right.
Remember, every morning, the conversation between the red blood cells in the blood vessels is probably like this -
Red Blood Cell 1: Brother, do you want to go to Dick's place?
Red Blood Cell 2: OK, let's go!
Bai Bufan thought of this, smiled and nodded, and gave a thumbs up: "Your reason convinced me, it makes sense."
When we came to the place where the chest CT was taken, there was a room for chest X-ray next door, but because the two tests are similar and the principles involve X-rays, the latter is not included in the package.
"Bufan, do you have any plans to get pregnant recently?" When he walked to the door, Lin Li turned around and said to Bai Bufan.
"Are you sick?"
"I'm not kidding you. It's written here that CT scans have a certain probability of affecting the quality of gold and eggs. After the scan, your tadpoles in the next three months may have problems. It is irresponsible to get pregnant at this time." Lin Li pointed to the sign at the door and said.
"Will it affect the glue application?"
Hearing that it was true, Bai Bufan immediately became more serious and walked forward to carefully read the instructions before the scan.
Fortunately, it did not affect.
"I have never planned to have a baby in my life, don't worry." Bai Bufan nodded, then stared at Lin Li hesitantly: "But you, you are not going to go anywhere for insemination within half a year, are you?"
"Get lost."
"Lin Li, if you go astray, remember to take me with you." Bai Bufan pleaded, "I still want to see Feifei again, even if I can only give her spoiled tadpoles."
"Stupid." Lin Li laughed and scolded, then asked:
"Bufan, I won't queue up with you. The B-ultrasound project I'm waiting for is not in your package or mine. I bought it extra, and I have to queue up there. I
heard it takes a long time, so I will go directly there after I finish here, and then you will go there to find me after you finish the CT scan and I haven't come back?"
"Okay." Bai Bufan nodded, no objection.
Lin Li, who cut in line, was soon called by name.
"Hello, I am the doctor in charge of CT examinations, my last name is Zhang." The machine and the control room are separated by a glass wall, and the doctor in the control room walked over and said.
"Hello, Doctor Zhang."
Every staff member in the institution has a nameplate on his chest, and the doctor's name is Zhang Qiang.
"What should I do now?" Lin Li had never had a CT scan, so he asked.
"Are there any metal products on or in your body? Bringing metal objects will affect the results."
"Then I can't put my head into the machine." Lin Li said worriedly.
"Huh? Has a steel plate been implanted in your head for some reason? Head?" Zhang Qiang asked curiously.
Lin Li: "No, I have a steel will in my head."
Zhang Qiang: "..."
Your mother.
"Doctor, just kidding, relax, I don't have any, I've checked before coming in." Lin Li, who had done something shameless, smiled and lay down on the examination bed obediently.
"Okay, during the scan, please keep your body completely still and don't move. We will remind you when you need to hold your breath through voice. The whole process will take about 5-10 minutes. Please relax, I will help you adjust your posture a little bit..."
The scan officially began. Lin Li opened his eyes, but he didn't look at the machine, but at the system. He
looked at the number 1 with a pleading look
. Time passed by minute by minute.
"Okay, you can get up now. The scan is over." After about five or six minutes, the slight sound of the machine disappeared, and the doctor's voice came out from the speaker.
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Seeing the change in the numbers, Lin Li lightly waved his fist.
Great, there was no problem with the direction of completing his task, and the type increased by one.
Then this task can be completed by tomorrow at the latest.
"You can leave now. Don't forget the items you brought. If you feel any discomfort later, please contact us immediately." The doctor took Lin Li's things and said.
"Okay."
Lin Li nodded and left the room.
"How many more will it be for you?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan before leaving.
"I estimate four - of course, the premise is that there are no VIPs like you who cut in line." Bai Bufan replied.
"It will probably take more than half an hour, I'll go first."
"OK."
B-ultrasound is not on this floor. Lin Li went upstairs and arrived at the ultrasound clinic according to the map.
After scanning the code to get his own list, Lin Li handed it to the doctor in the clinic, and then waited in line at the door.
Lin Li looked quite special among the people outside the door.
After all, they were all pregnant women and their accompanying husbands or family members. It seemed that Lin Li was the only one who came for the examination.
As a result, the other people waiting would always look at Lin Li from time to time, with curious and eager eyes.
They probably thought that Lin Li had some story.
B-ultrasound obviously takes much longer than CT. It takes an average of 20 minutes to complete the examination of one person. Even though there are two machines here, the progress is still not fast.
But Lin Li didn't care. He played with his phone to kill time and asked Bai Bufan about the progress from time to time.
But when Bai Bufan sent a message saying that he had finished and was walking upstairs, Lin Li hadn't started yet and it would probably take a while.
Lin Li had no choice but to continue admiring the beauty of women.
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They are awesome and beautiful, it would be a pity if Wang Ze didn't come to see them.
"Eh? Lin Li?"
Lin Li, who was immersed in the video below, heard this familiar voice.
Looking up, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying who appeared at the corner with surprise and confusion, and stood up: "Squad leader? Why are you here?"
Chen Yuying's eyebrows also revealed an unconcealed surprise.
"I..." She pointed behind her and was about to explain.
At this time, Chen Zhongping and a woman with a slightly pregnant belly also walked out from the direction Chen Yuying pointed.
"Yingying, what did you just shout?" Chen Zhongping looked confused, as if he had heard something he didn't want to hear, and his eyes also looked in the direction Chen Yuying had just looked.
Then Lin Li and Chen Zhongping looked at each other.
There was a short silence at first.
When he saw the situation clearly, Chen Zhongping's eyes gradually showed a very complicated fan-shaped diagram with three parts of disappointment, three parts of regret, two parts of regret, one part of surprise, and one part of anger. He pointed at Lin Li and asked in disbelief:
"Lin Li? Who did you get pregnant!"
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Uncle, you are a bit rude.
And what does the surprise in your eyes mean?
Hearing this question that was tantamount to thunder, the pregnant women and their families who were originally waiting and bored immediately had a fire in their eyes.
Lin Li was about to explain.
"Lin Li~~"
Before seeing the person, he heard his voice first, and another person lazily called Lin Li's name.
Naturally, it was Bai Bufan.
Because he was a little hungry, Bai Bufan rubbed his stomach while walking out of the corner, looking at Lin Li in the waiting area and asking: "Lin Li, when is it your turn? I..."
He stopped talking here because Bai Bufan saw Chen Yuying and Chen Zhongping.
Eh?
Why is the squad leader here?
Then Bai Bufan found the scene a little strange.
Everyone in the corridor, the squad leader and her father, Lin Li, including those pregnant women who were sitting and didn't know them at all and their families, seemed to be looking at the same place.
So Bai Bufan followed their line of sight and looked down at his stomach, his hand still rubbing it.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Eh?
Why are you looking at your stomach?
Eh?
What happened?
(End of this chapter)
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