Chapter 276 It's really not easy to be an uncle
"Hello, squad leader, hello, what's going on now?" Bai Bufan, who had no idea what was going on, didn't even dare to rub his belly too much, and asked cautiously.
Chen Yuying: "..."
To be honest, it was hard for her to tell what was going on.
But today must be a happy day.
Great.
"Yingying, do you three know each other? Is this... a girl?" The woman next to Chen Yuying pulled Chen Yuying's arm, looked at Bai Bufan, and asked in a low and curious voice.
But Bai Bufan was standing not far from the few people, and after hearing it clearly, he was dumbfounded.
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What does it mean to be a girl?
Bai Bufan didn't wait for Chen Yuying to explain to him, and he skipped the two of them and trotted to Lin Li.
"Hey, pregnant women, don't run like this, don't hurt the fetus in your belly." An enthusiastic pregnant woman eating melons in the corridor put herself in Bai Bufan's shoes and shouted to him who was running.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"I'm not pregnant! I'm a man! A man!"
Bai Bufan couldn't stand it anymore. After explaining loudly, he ran to Lin Li, grabbed Lin Li's collar and pulled him up, and asked coldly:
"Lin Li, what trap have you set for me again? What kind of damn character am I now?"
He wanted to swear, but considering that there are many pregnant women here, Bai Bufan felt that he still needed to be more civilized.
When you are in doubt, question Lin Li first, nine out of ten times you will not go wrong.
Unfortunately, this time, empiricism went wrong. Lin Li rubbed his eyebrows and looked at Chen Zhongping not far away: "You ask me, I also want to ask the squad leader's father."
"Dad, what are you talking about!" Chen Yuying also remembered the culprit, raised her hand and slapped Chen Zhongping's back heavily, saying with a little annoyance and dissatisfaction.
Chen Zhongping smiled awkwardly.
Coming back to his senses, he also realized that what he had just said was a bit too extreme.
There was no way, who made him see Lin Li.
This is not just any yellow-haired guy, it's Lin Li!
The last time I saw this guy, he had abducted my daughter to play for a whole day, and the time before that, it was my daughter who abducted him to play for nearly four days.
The former blamed Lin Li, and the latter blamed Lin Li even more.
It was simply a heinous crime, and it was hard to describe it. In addition, seeing Lin Li sitting at the door of the ultrasound diagnosis and treatment room, there was no adult around him, and he was holding a check-up form in his hand. Obviously, he was not accompanying his family. It was very objective and reasonable to think that he made someone else pregnant, right?
This was too reasonable.
At most, it added a little bit of subjective emotion.
And Lin Li also stood up and walked towards Chen Yuying and others with Bai Bufan.
"Why the hell did you show up with your belly covered? After being yelled at by the squad leader's father, you showed up rubbing your belly, and everyone thought you were the pregnant woman I brought!"
Lin Li, who had already explained the cause and effect to Bai Bufan, lowered his voice and gritted his teeth.
"Fuck? Can you blame me?" Bai Bufan lowered his voice even lower, and because he was too helpless, he looked a little ferocious, "I'm hungry, what I just wanted to say was "I'm so hungry, when are you ready, let's go have breakfast"!
Then it's normal to touch your belly when you're hungry? Who would have thought that this could be mistaken for a pregnant woman!
And are there pregnant women like me? Do I have this ability? Or did you come up with it? Are these aunts crazy? Is it really true that pregnancy makes people stupid for three years?"
Bai Bufan felt that he was really innocent.
"Armed helicopters can calculate gender, who dares to assume that you are not pregnant." Lin Li sighed.
The two people had already walked in front of Chen Yuying and the other two, and everyone walked towards the lounge chairs on the other side of the T-shaped intersection.
It's not appropriate to continue chatting here and it's blocking the way.
"Hello, uncle, is this... aunt?" He greeted Chen Zhongping first, and then Lin Li took a look at the woman who was slightly pregnant, and then looked at Chen Yuying and tried.
"It's not my mother, it's my aunt." Chen Yuying explained.
"Oh, hello, aunt. "Lin Li and Bai Bufan greeted the woman after hearing that.
Auntie means that this woman is Chen Zhongping's sister. When Chen Zhongping is already called uncle, it is not appropriate to call her auntie, so the two of them also called her auntie.
"Hello." Chen Shan nodded and asked curiously, "Are you Yingying's classmates?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
"Why are you here?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.
Lin Li heard the words, but did not look at Chen Yuying. Instead, he showed the checkup form in his hand to Chen Zhongping and poked the word Lin Li on it:
"Uncle, I'm here for a routine check-up. I'll be the one who needs a B-ultrasound later. I didn't get anyone else pregnant, really not."
He read it very clearly and sincerely.
Chen Zhongping: "..."
Why is this kid still sticking his face close to me.
"Ahem, I see. Sorry, I misunderstood just now. "But Chen Zhongping was not an unreasonable person, and he apologized immediately.
It was just that he felt a little pity knowing the truth.
Although he was very disappointed and angry when he first learned the "truth", he was indeed a little surprised - he could finally get rid of this guy!
He was originally going to share this good news with Teacher Xue.
You know, for the head teacher, the class is like a Chinese horror movie. What they don't want to see more than one person less in the class is one more person in the class.
Especially when this person is created by the students of his own class with their own abilities, it is even more terrifying. It is something that can really make the head teacher and school leaders unable to sleep all night.
It's a pity that Lin Li survived.
"Lin Li, are you sick?" Chen Yuying's voice was full of concern when she heard this.
"No, Bufan and I are just here for a preventive full body check-up. He may be a little sick, but I don't feel any discomfort anyway."
"Oh, that's good." Chen Yuying nodded.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Monitor, Lin Li just said "He may be a little sick", right? You still said "Oh, that's good" without hesitation?
At least you asked me a question out of concern? It's okay to just go through the motions?
"So monitor, are you here to accompany your aunt for a prenatal check-up?" Lin Li asked.
"Yeah." Chen Yuying nodded vigorously, then sensed Lin Li's sight and subconsciously began to comb her hair with her hands.
Going out so early, and not for fun, Chen Yuying naturally didn't put on any makeup at all, and the clothes on her body were also casually matched.
But now I feel a little regretful.
I should have spent more time on this.
"That's such a coincidence." Lin Li said with a smile, "We can actually meet like this. It seems that what we said yesterday about meeting the day after tomorrow was too conservative."
"In fact, our family comes to this institution for physical examinations every year," Chen Yuying's voice was also full of laughter, "but it's really a coincidence that we can meet."
Chen Zhongping finally found a way to vent his anger.
- He blew out his breath with a cold face, and felt great.
Of course, it's not just that.
What do you mean every year? It's only until this year! I won't come next year!
Cijian physical examination? Our Chen family doesn't welcome you from now on! Go play on the blacklist!
A store that lets Lin Li in, bad!
Nansang's other physical examination centers that don't let Lin Li in, good!
"Did you invite Bai Bufan?" Chen Yuying looked at Bai Bufan.
"Yes, the entire consumption will be paid by him, Mr. Lin." Bai Bufan answered for Lin Li after hearing this.
"Then why didn't you tell us?" Chen Yuying tilted her head, pursed her lips and looked at Lin Li with a slightly puffed mouth.
Chen Shan behind him rubbed her eyes. Pregnancy really made her eyes blurry. Just now, she even imagined Lin Li reaching out and pinching Bai Bufan's butt.
Ignoring Bai Bufan's gaze of "Do you want to eat oil cakes?", Lin Li smiled and shrugged:
"This kind of thing is not fun. Not only do you have to get up early in the morning, but you also have to fast and abstain from water. Isn't this pure torture? I didn't intend to call Bufan. He asked me first, so I asked casually.
And even so, Bufan is still regretting it now." "
It is indeed what Lin Li said." Bai Bufan nodded, "If I had known earlier, I would not have come to suffer this. If I could get my money back, I would definitely have given up this morning. Who knew that I would have to experience such a heaven-defying scene of being mistaken for a pregnant woman brought by Lin Li."
If you don't want to come, I want to come even more.
Chen Yuying blinked and didn't say this.
"Is that so? But you can ask first next time. For example, if you encounter a coincidence like today again, wouldn't it be more interesting?" Chen Yuying just said.
"Got it." Lin Li put his index and middle fingers together and crossed his temples. "Squad leader, have you picked your number?"
"No, we have an appointment, it should be our turn soon," Chen Yuying shook her head and then asked, "Lin Li, what about you?"
"I'm also curious about the answer to this question." Bai Bufan also asked.
"It's almost time, I'll be the next one in the room I'm queuing for, it will probably take about ten minutes." Lin Li explained.
"Oh, let's wait together."
The seats in the corridor outside were even more empty. Lin Li and Bai Bufan sat on one side, and Chen Yuying hesitated for a while, and then followed Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan to sit opposite.
But Lin Li soon found that it seemed a bit awkward to sit face to face.
Especially Chen Zhongping, the old man, did not even hide his gaze.
You know, there is a fundamental difference between now and the National Day.
During the National Day, Lin Li was very confident, thinking that Chen Zhongdeng's malice and vigilance towards him were pure nonsense, groundless worries, and that he was not afraid of his shadow if he was upright!
He just laughed it off.
But now...
Lin Li feels guilty.
He cannot make his shadow straight if he is crooked.
Malice and vigilance are manifestations of long-term vision, no wonder Chen Zhongping can make so much money.
Therefore, Lin Li silently raised his mobile phone to a height parallel to his face, blocking Chen Zhongping's sight.
Chen Zhongping: "..."
Guilty! This kid is guilty, right!
Lin Li was on pins and needles.
But after turning on his mobile phone and seeing what he saw, he gave Bai Bufan a thumbs up.
"Bai Bufan: What the hell are you looking at?"
"Lin Li: In this place full of vitality, explore the origin of life and pursue the meaning of life, what's wrong?"
They were sitting next to each other, but they were chatting on their phones.
"Bai Bufan: Push me, I need to study too."
Fortunately, the awkward scene didn't last too long. After sitting for a few minutes, Chen Zhongping stood up and said to his sister, "It's our turn."
It should be the exclusive customer service or doctor contact.
"Okay." Chen Shan nodded and stood up after hearing this. She didn't need help. She was just slightly pregnant now, which didn't affect her movements.
"I'll wait for you here~" But Chen Yuying was still sitting on the bench opposite, looking up at the two of them, "I have nothing to do inside~"
Chen Zhongping: "..."
"Okay, Yingying, have fun with your classmates, we're leaving, brother." When Chen Zhongping was still thinking about the right reason to refuse this request, Chen Shan had already nodded with a smile.
She didn't have so many twists and turns, just thinking that Chen Yuying didn't want to go in and wait but wanted to chat with her classmates outside, isn't this normal.
"How about... Shan, you go by yourself, I'll wait for you here too?" Chen Zhongping asked tentatively, "Anyway, I can only wait for you in the family waiting room, same thing."
Chen Shan: "?"
Not your brother?
These two kids are also your old classmates? Do you need to reminisce too?
"Are you my brother? Huh? Chen Zhongping, speak up, are you my brother? Huh? Answer me!"
Chen Shan's eyes widened, looking at Chen Zhongping in disbelief, reaching out and beginning to poke his spine frantically.
"Let's go, let's go." Chen Zhongping was helpless after being poked, and took Chen Shan to the clinic, but he was still muttering angrily:
"What a lousy husband you found, he's still on a business trip when he was pregnant, I should have kicked him when he chased you! No, two kicks! Not enough, one more punch, two punches!
Chase! I let you chase! Are girls in our family so easy to chase? Don't let me find a chance, if I find such an opportunity again, I will definitely beat him to death..."
Chen Shan didn't take it seriously at first, but when she heard Chen Zhongping getting more and more excited, she looked at her suddenly crazy brother with a puzzled look.
The relationship between her husband and her brother is not bad, they often drink and chat together, and there was no hindrance at the beginning, why is there suddenly so much inexplicable malice now?
Forget it, never mind.
After Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan disappeared around the corner, Lin Li slowly put down his phone, took a long breath, and then said to Chen Yuying:
"Squad leader, you have never been abused at home, right? It seems that your father has a serious tendency to violence. He is always touching people and even beating them to death. It's scary..."
Lin Li was really worried about Chen Shan's husband.
"No, my father is just talking. He has never done anything in front of me." Chen Yuying smiled and comforted.
"Then I am really relieved for your uncle." Lin Li nodded.
Bai Bufan, who was still admiring the origin of life, glanced at Lin Li when he
heard this. Chen Laodeng's words should be said to the squad leader's uncle, and you should really be relieved for the squad leader's uncle.
Finally, there were no adults around. Bai Bufan turned off his phone, patted Lin Li on the shoulder, and excitedly asked the question he had wanted to ask just now but had not been able to ask:
"Lin Li, do you think that when a person is still in his mother's belly, he is considered to be driving a mecha?"
Lin Li: "?"
"What about you driving your mother?"
"Yes, I drove for ten months."
Since he had answered like that, he could not continue to scold her. Lin Li chose to give a thumbs up: "Hello, yes."
"What are your plans after the physical examination?" Chen Yuying, who was opposite, smiled at the conversation and then asked when there was a break in the conversation.
"We don't have any follow-up plans...right? Anyway, I'm very sleepy and I must go back to sleep." Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and asked. He had only slept for more than three hours today, which was not enough.
"Yes, just a physical examination." Lin Li nodded, "I don't plan to play. If I planned to play, I would have asked you."
"Is that so." Chen Yuying nodded.
"Why, squad leader, do you have any plans?" Seeing that Chen Yuying did not follow up, Lin Li asked back.
"No, I was going to play at my aunt's house after the checkup, it's not really a plan, so I thought if you guys have plans, I'll see if I can go with you, but if not, forget it." Chen Yuying explained.
Lin Li blinked.
There is no plan, but there can be one. If Bai Bufan wants to go back to sleep, he can go back.
But considering that this was to snatch someone from Chen Zhongping face to face, and that he would still go out to play alone after snatching
someone, he thought about it and decided to forget it for the time being. He was afraid that he would be beaten to death by Chen Zhongping before Chen Yuying's uncle.
Although Chen Zhongping had never done it in front of Chen Yuying, there were many opportunities not to do it in front of Chen Yuying.
The WeChat public account popped up a service message at this time, and it was Lin Li's turn.
"It's my turn now, so I'll go for a B-ultrasound first to see if I'm pregnant with a boy or a girl." Lin Li stood up and said.
"Class monitor, are you going to accompany Lin Li or am I going to accompany Lin Li?" Bai Bufan asked at this time, "You know, I'm not very good at being alone with girls, so if you want to go in, I'll wait outside, and if you wait here, I'll go in to accompany Lin Li."
Chen Yuying seemed to be lost in thought when she heard this, and stretched out her index finger and pointed at her lower lip.
"I prefer you to go in and accompany him, because I'll be more comfortable playing with my phone outside." Bai Bufan said quickly.
"Okay, then I'll accompany him." This step was neither soft nor hard, and Chen Yuying felt very comfortable stepping on it.
Bai Bufan is indeed the best friend of mankind, thank you.
But to be honest, whether you go in or not, it's just a matter of changing seats and waiting for twenty minutes.
It's not like the treatment of Lei Dao Da Na, where you need to shake hands to give Lin Li strength. It's not painful, just lying down.
So Lin Li didn't care, just a little funny, and then he and Chen Yuying walked to the treatment room.
There were two female doctors in the treatment room. The last batch of pregnant women had just finished the examination, and a doctor was changing disposable sheets and sterilizing.
Lin Li walked to the seat next to the doctor who was sitting and sat down. He glanced at the nameplate on his chest and said, "Hello, Doctor Pan."
The doctor who was disinfecting not far away should be in a good mood today. He was disinfecting and laughing.
Hearing this, Doctor Pan looked up at Lin Li, frowned and said in a not-so-good attitude: "The family waiting area is over there."
Then he looked at Chen Yuying behind Lin Li, and saw that the two were so young, and the woman didn't even look like she was eighteen years old. She looked at Lin Li with an even more unfriendly expression:
"You young people nowadays are really..."
Lin Li: "..."
Chen Yuying behind him laughed when he heard this.
"You can still laugh? If you don't take care of your body, you will regret it in the future, really." The doctor glared at Chen Yuying.
Yingbao didn't laugh, but bowed his head and wrung his hands.
"Doctor Pan, I'm the one doing the examination. I'm not here for a uterine B-ultrasound. I'm here for a routine abdominal examination." Lin Li explained with a smile.
The doctor frowned at first, looked at the computer next to him, confirmed the name on the examination form, and nodded after confirming that the gender was male, then stood up and walked towards the medical equipment:
"Sorry, I made a mistake, this girl is an escort, OK, Jinli, come with me."
Lin Li sat in his seat without moving, until the doctor turned back and urged halfway:
"Mr. Jin, please come with me?"
"Huh? So you're calling me? I thought you were calling your assistant, Doctor Pan." Lin Li hurriedly stood up after hearing this, and then introduced himself: "Doctor Pan, my name is Lin Li, my last name is Lin, not Jin."
"Oh - so your last name is not Jin?"
"Yes."
"Then... who here has the last name Jin?"
"Who?"
Doctor Pan then smiled, but his smile was not a smile, and he pinched his nameplate with both hands and pulled it hard towards Lin Li.
There were only two words on the nameplate.
"Jinlian".
(End of this chapter)
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