Chapter 59 The boy's blushing face speaks louder than any dirty words
Zhou Baowei left his seat, probably to go to the toilet to drop his little pearl.
Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei's gloomy back, pursed his lips, with a little hesitation and uneasiness in his eyes. Would it be inappropriate for him to do this now?
So he turned his head to look at Lin Li, took a deep breath and asked:
"Lin Li, I'm eating a piece of Bao Wei's egg pancake now, do you think I will be discovered?"
"Probably not, but can you finish the one in the bowl first before coveting the one in the pot?" Lin Li gave a steady analysis, "Also, be careful that Bao Wei is stinging for law enforcement, and now he is hiding at the door, twisting his butt in the dark, spying on us."
"Yeah, forget it, let him go today." Bai Bufan nodded, finished the bun in a few bites, bit the straw of soy milk, and asked interestedly: "Lin Li, what about what happened last night?"
"I'll buy you a little pudding at noon."
"Who asked you little pudding - are you really going to buy it? Thank you, brother!
Ahem, but let's talk about lunch at noon." Bai Bufan smiled flatteringly, and then shifted the subject expectantly again: "Don't keep me in suspense, you know what I want to ask, tell me quickly, what's the situation with having a target over the weekend?"
"I met a buddy last night..."
Lin Li told Bai Bufan about his experience last night in relatively detail.
"So, if that buddy really sends me the map of Xiling Chicken Farm, then we will have more choices, and we can choose carefully at that time. If he doesn't send it to me, it doesn't matter. I will go to the Tianhong Chicken Farm he told me last night tonight to investigate the situation."
"Go tonight? I have a hunch that I will get sick tonight, the kind that the infirmary can't cure. Wait for my sick note!" Bai Bufan stood up suddenly.
It's decided to be you, toothache.
"Look, you're in a hurry again. My visit tonight is just to investigate the situation outside. If I really go in to consume, I will definitely wait until the weekend. Why are you in a hurry?" Lin Li explained.
"Oh oh." Bai Bufan sat down with relief, and then he had some free time to sigh: "It is true that there are top talents in all 360 professions.
I never thought that there would be such a god like Song Luping in the world, and that you are so predestined to be with him.
He is right, Lin Li, you may really be the protagonist destined by God, the one who is destined to become king. The only problem is that you will not become the prostitute king he expects, but the anti-pornography king, which is the exact opposite.
Damn, the giant of the magic path raises the Son of the Righteous Path, and the grandson of the admiral of the navy is going to become the Pirate King! I can't wait for the day when he knows your true identity, Lin Li, please write it into a novel, I will definitely subscribe to it and praise you as the author!"
"Yes, this is my destiny." This is exactly himself, and Lin Li has already taken on the identity of the Son of the Righteous Path.
"Xi Ling's sky has changed because of you. I see the future and a bright world, but is this a blessing or a curse?" Bai Bufan raised his head deeply and looked at the sky outside the window, then broke down in a second: "Hey, Lin Li, look, Lao Da worked so hard today and planted so much cotton!"
Lin Li was pleased that his brain circuits were indeed the same as Bai Bufan's.
No longer role-playing, Bai Bufan said to Lin Li with some interest: "I also want to get to know this Song Luping. This guy must be a top talent. It must be very interesting to talk to him."
Lin Li blinked, and he suddenly remembered that he forgot to explain something to Bai Bufan.
"Oh, by the way, Bufan, I forgot to say that you actually know Song Luping." So he spoke gently.
"Ah? I have met him? Let me think... No, I don't remember that I have a relative with the surname Song," Bai Bufan frowned slightly, lost in the search of memory, and finally shook his head.
There are only a few adults I know, and there is no one who meets the requirements.
So he changed his question: "Lin Li, or have you introduced me to his friend?"
"Neither, I just used your name in front of him."
"Oh, I see." Bai Bufan nodded, "So you used my-?"
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"My name?!" He turned his head sharply and stared at Lin Li.
Lin Li nodded and responded: "Hello, yes, so strictly speaking, he doesn't know me, he only knows you, Bufan, he is your friend, not me."
Let's just say whether Song Luping knows Bai Bufan or not. On the contrary, if he was asked who Lin Li was, how could he answer?
Bai Bufan's vision gradually darkened.
Lin Li was calm and reminded him, "If you really want to meet Song Luping, or even become friends with him, I can introduce you to him.
As long as you show an excellent ladybug image, he will immediately treat you as a confidant.
But, Bufan, you must remember, when you meet, don't say you are Bai Bufan, because Bai Bufan is already me."
"Hehe, Lin Li, you are my food." Bai Bufan gritted his teeth, smiling.
"We are in the underworld, and when we go out, we don't need to use our identities." Lin Li looked indifferent, waved his hand calmly, and was even a little proud.
"Is this the reason you use my identity? I am also in the underworld, what identity should I use?"
"Bao Wei's."
"Oh, that's fine."
"No wonder I felt a little guilty when you found out that I didn't use your name in the nude chat last night. It turns out you were referring to this matter." Bai Bufan's eyes were full of resentment, but soon his expression became much more relaxed, "That's good, now I can finally hold my head up in front of the squad leader again.
I really thought you were spreading rumors in front of the squad leader that I had hemorrhoids."
In fact, in comparison, Song Luping at least didn't know him, so he could just use his name. It was still more disappointing for Bai Bufan that Chen Yuying thought she had hemorrhoids. Thinking of this, he still made a profit.
When Lin Li understood Bai Bufan's thoughts, he was really embarrassed. He patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and scratched his head:
"Bufan, you misunderstood."
"Ah?"
"Whether it's spreading rumors with the squad leader or knowing Song Luping, the protagonist of the story is Bai Bufan, and it's all true.
But I'm worried that if I tell you both things last night, you won't be able to sleep. I don't want to see you with dark circles under your eyes, I'll feel bad."
Lin Li showed a simple smile, clean and pure, which reminded people of Rick Five and made his lungs itch.
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Bai Bufan looked at this considerate smile and was really angry.
"The boy's blush is better than any love words, it's true."
Lin Li looked at the blushing boy and deeply felt the charm of this sentence.
The blushing boy blushed even more after hearing it: "Love words? My face is full of dirty words! Lin Li! You are the poet of Wanquan Department!"
"Bufan, don't worry, there is still good news. When I spread rumors to the squad leader yesterday, she didn't react much. Maybe she didn't remember it at all. Otherwise, I can help you test whether she cares about this matter?" Lin Li also felt that he had gone too far, so he comforted and tried to make up for it considerately.
Bai Bufan thought of the scene where Lin Li helped Zhou Baowei to confirm. Was that a test of intelligence? It was clearly to help the squad leader consolidate his memory!
Especially now that Lin Li had a weird smile on his face.
Bai Bufan was more certain of the result if he agreed. He immediately shook his head like a rattle: "Brother, it's not necessary. This is fine. At worst, I can just hold my buttocks together and do it while lifting my anus in front of the squad leader."
Seeing the sensible child, Lin Li was very pleased: "Bufan, whoever is lucky enough to be your father in the future will be blessed."
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Wait, why are you standing up?" Bai Bufan asked, looking at Lin Li who suddenly stood up.
"You mentioned the anal levator, and I didn't do it today, so it's a good idea to do a group. I can't really get hemorrhoids." Lin Li replied. You can do
the anal levator while sitting, lying or standing, but the sitting position is actually worse than standing in the classroom.
It makes sense.
So Bai Bufan also stood up.
When Zhou Baowei came back and asked what the two were doing, he didn't sit down either.
So, if the students in the front row looked back at this time, they would find that the group of people in the back row were all standing in their positions at this moment, with tense expressions and exerting their bodies.
This is the charm of the word anal levator.
After seeing and hearing this word, it is also a god who can not do a group.
...
It was already evening, and when the evening self-study was about to end, Xue Jian walked into the classroom.
The originally agitated voices immediately quieted down.
Lin Li, who had already cleaned up the desk, silently picked up the textbook again in Xue Jian's sight.
They were all ready to start.
"The evening self-study will end soon. I want to tell you something." Xue Jian sat on the podium and spoke, making everyone's eyes locked on him.
"The school discussed the time of the first monthly exam this semester. It was postponed from the original Friday and Saturday to a week before National Day. The time is to be determined. Then the classes will be on Friday and Saturday for autumn vacation."
The classroom, which had been quiet for less than half a minute, immediately became noisy again.
The autumn vacation was originally a holiday for students to go home and harvest wheat decades ago, but as time passed, this holiday disappeared in most parts of the country, except for the province where Xi Ling was located, which retained this fine tradition.
It was pretty cool.
Especially after discovering that other provinces didn't have it, it was even more cool.
In the past, when I was in elementary and junior high school, it was fixed for three days, but usually primary and secondary schools would use this holiday to go on autumn outings or hold sports games.
In high school, this holiday is more relaxed and flexible, and it is different in different regions of the province.
The area where Nansang Middle School is located requires that classes be suspended for two days, so the first year of high school has two days off; the second year of high school has one day off, and the students voluntarily stay in school for one day to study, and the third year of high school voluntarily stay in school for two days to study .
It can be seen from this that as the grade increases, people will take the initiative to love learning.
This is because Nansang is a public school. Some private schools that are famous for admission to higher education simply do not have such a holiday.
As for why the monthly exam is scheduled for next Saturday, it is not because every monthly exam will deliberately occupy the weekend time, but because the next Tuesday is Mid-Autumn Festival, so Saturday was originally supposed to have classes on Monday, so it is normal to use it for exams.
In other words, the autumn holiday that was usually connected to National Day is now connected to Mid-Autumn Festival.
"Don't be too happy yet. During the autumn vacation, the school plans to organize an autumn outing. So I'm telling you about this tonight so that you can have time to discuss where you want to go. If you have any ideas or opinions, you can tell the class monitor, and then the class monitor will tell me.
The longest time is from Thursday night to Saturday night, and the shortest is Friday all day.
But let me say in advance that for the convenience of management and safety considerations, the premise of being able to go to a certain place is that there is more than one class that chooses to go there.
So even if our class comes up with a result that everyone accepts, if no other class wants to go together, it can't be realized.
So the process is like this. Before school is over this Friday, everyone will discuss where our class wants to go, and then I will report it. The school will discuss and let you vote on the results on the weekend. Finally, all classes will choose one of the projects with the highest voting rate..."
Because there have been similar experiences in primary and secondary schools before, no one complained about this autumn outing occupying the autumn vacation.
It's much better than using the usual weekend for the autumn outing.
If you hold a sports meeting, not only will the autumn vacation be occupied, but Sunday will probably have to take up half a day for the opening and closing ceremonies. However, the weather is hot now, and it is impossible to get the weather cooler before National Day.
Everyone started to discuss at this moment.
Lin Li didn't care where to go for the autumn outing. His mind was still on what he was going to do later.
"Lin Li." Bai Bufan, who was thinking, suddenly called Lin Li's name.
"Speak." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
As the saying goes, when Bufan thinks, God laughs.
Lin Li dared to be sure that he would not hear anything normal from Bai Bufan's dog mouth next.
"The elegant name for spring outing is outing, and the elegant name for autumn outing is not anti-pornography? Then, did you go on an autumn outing last week, this week, and next week?"
——"Damn, you are the king of autumn outing!"
"You said so... I really am." The words were rough but the truth was not rough, Lin Li nodded.
"Great."
"Everyone! Lin Li just said that he is the king of autumn outing. He has a lot of experience in autumn outings. I suggest that everyone listen to his advice!" Bai Bufan stood up and shouted loudly.
Lin Li: "?"
This voice was the best among the crowd, and everyone subconsciously looked at Lin Li, including Xue Jian.
After being shocked, Lin Li smiled.
Damn you.
Bai Bufan.
You are just like me in seeking revenge. Three days is too late.
Please give me a monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)
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