Chapter 231 Lin Li is really a jerk.
These days, you can even see someone trying to cyberbully Hayao Miyazaki.
Lin Li ignored the special cursed spirit Chen Tianming. When he was near the place where the rope was skipping, he saw the situation clearly and shouted:
"Ding Sihan, stop your legs!"
"Huh?"
Then Lin Li took advantage of Ding Sihan's daze and rushed to the front of the crowd. He hugged his head, jumped up when the rope fell to the ground, and quickly got out.
Ding Sihan, who was cut in line and followed the jump, was hit on the leg.
"Haha, you're useless." Looking back and seeing this scene, Lin Li put his hands on his waist, pointed at Ding Sihan and laughed loudly.
"You disrupted my rhythm! You still have the nerve to bark? I'll make you useless! I'll make you useless!" Ding Sihan, who was embarrassed and angry, chased Lin Li and started kicking.
"My school uniform and school pants are custom-made, 1,800 yuan! 1,800 yuan!" So Lin Li covered his butt and ran.
1,800 yuan is dirty.
The two returned to the rope skipping place.
The Nansang event adopts the "8-shaped rope winding" format, that is, all contestants enter and exit the rope circle in turn according to the "8"-shaped route, and finally the winner is determined by the number of times completed within 3 minutes.
The rules are two rope shakers and eight contestants, but there are many people now, because they see who jumps best and who will be allowed to go up at that time.
Lin Li naturally mixed in, and almost made no mistakes, but he was always worried that the rope would hit his head, so he always jumped with his head held.
"How did you jump so well?" Ding Sihan behind him asked hesitantly.
"Of course it's talent. It can't be that when I was in elementary school, I told my buddies all day that skipping rubber rope was a childish game played by sissies, but in fact, the first thing I did when I returned to the community after school every day was to start chanting "I'm the first in skipping rubber rope. The malan flower blooms twenty-one, two-five, six, two-five, seven, two-eight, two-nine, thirty-one" with the children in the neighborhood, right?
Ha——, ha——. "It's too long, Lin Li was almost suffocated.
Lin Li suddenly realized that long and difficult sentences were a kind of language deep throating himself.
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Very good, Lin Li. I think you are quite suitable for this project." Chen Yuying walked over and said.
"It's all right. Anyway, I am an all-round player. I am a brick in Class 4. I can be moved wherever I am needed! Loyal! Honest! As long as you, the squad leader, give an order, no matter what project it is, I will immediately defect! Escape!" Lin Li saluted and swore on the spot.
Chen Yuying was used to it and nodded: "I'll see then, Lin Li, are you good at other projects? For example, this one of crossing the river by feeling the stones, everyone is not used to it. "
Lin Li looked in the direction Chen Yuying pointed, there were three bricks on the ground.
The so-called game of crossing the river by feeling the stones is that the contestants need to use these three bricks as footholds and move from the starting line to the finish line. During the process, no part of the body can touch the ground, otherwise they have to start over.
Nan Sang's side is a relay race. For a 15-meter section of road, six people are responsible for three comings and three returns, and the total time consumed is calculated.
"This is simple. "
Lin Li nodded easily, walked forward, weighed the brick, and then began to 'cross the river'.
The most common way to walk is to step on a brick with each foot, then move the third brick to the front and then move one brick forward, and repeat this process.
Lin Li did the same at the beginning, and his speed was not fast, as if he was adapting.
But after walking only a few meters, Lin Li directly put a brick aside and used only two bricks - when he raised his foot, he pulled out the brick behind with his hand, and when he landed, this brick was just placed at the front landing point.
This method is very fast, but it also requires certain skills. Bai Bufan, who was also trying this project on the other side, widened his eyes.
If Lin Li can go, I can go too, so Bai Bufan also tried it.
Hmm.
It hurts when my foot steps on my hand.
"Simple." After walking easily, Lin Li stood up and snapped his fingers.
"So three stones are still redundant?" Chen Yuying said with emotion, covering her slightly surprised and open lips with her hand.
"Not redundant, I have already thought of how to use that stone. "Lin Li waved his hands. He was an expert and had his own tricks.
"What's the use?"
"I'll put it in my pocket, and I'll throw it at whoever is in front of our class team." Lin Li was right but confident.
Chen Yuying: "?" "
Is this how bricks should be used?
Eh.
It seems that bricks should be used like this.
"The school won't allow it." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"Why? Others who are as useless as Bai Bufan need three bricks, and I save one. Shouldn't it be my freedom to throw people?" Lin Li was angry.
"If others give up the game, they can save three bricks. Lin Li, who do you think they will throw?" Bai Bufan spoke lazily at the side, not forgetting to aim at Lin Li's head and weigh the brick in his hand.
He also turned a blind eye.
Lin Li: "?" "
That makes sense.
"I support all the rules of the school! The safety of students is the most important! "Lin Li looked serious.
The girls laughed out loud.
Then Lin Li tested all the other fun items.
All of them achieved good results.
The reason for this result is that Lin Li believes that the two BUFFs of 100% improvement in body control ability and 40% improvement in comprehension, the latter improves the speed of understanding the key points of these fun items, and the former quickly turns the "theoretical experience" he understands into practice, so it is difficult to slack off.
Listening to the girls' exclamations and generous praises, Lin Li's tail was almost up to the sky.
The purpose of cultivating immortals, in addition to making the mother and son who have already met fly, is not for this moment?
"That's amazing. In that case, when the time comes, I will arrange for the students who are not good at sports in the class to participate in an interesting project. In order to win, I will send you as much as possible, Lin Li." Chen Yuying said.
"No problem, leave it to me." Lin Li patted his chest.
"I lost my wallet, Lin Li, can you help me find it?" Bai Bufan said at this time.
"No problem, leave it to me." Lin Li understood immediately.
"Then why don't you give it back to me, you thief!"
"...What a cold joke." Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan reacted after a while and said with a smile.
"By the way, class monitor, did you participate in the competitive events?" Lin Li asked.
"I participated in the two hundred and four hundred, but just to make up the numbers, and I just got a participation point." Chen Yuying nodded and replied.
Chen Yuying's sports performance can be understood as the last of the first echelon in running among the girls in the class.
Making up the numbers is a humble statement, but it is indeed a bit difficult to get a good ranking in the sports meeting, and it depends on the level of other players in the same period.
"Long-distance running, who will take part in the 3,000-meter race for girls?" Lin Li asked.
Nansang Middle School girls also have a 3,000-meter event, and it takes more courage for girls to participate in this than for boys.
"At present, only Wanqiu has been confirmed." Chen Yuying said.
Although Qu Wanqiu is lazy, she is indeed the best runner among the girls - although Xie Wenjing is a sports student, she specializes in shot put and is not good at running.
"What, it turns out to be a comrade!" Lin Li waved to Qu Wanqiu to come over, and then stretched out his hand, sympathizing with each other.
"Have you washed your hands?" Qu Wanqiu glanced at Lin Li's hand and hesitated.
Lin Li: "?"
What is the little Tianlong people.
So the palm of the handshake turned into an international middle finger.
"3,000 meters! 3,000 meters! So annoying!" At this time, Wang Ze seemed to hear Lin Li talking about the 3,000-meter event, and walked up decadently, shaking Lin Li's shoulders wildly.
"What's the matter?" Lin Li asked while shaking along.
"There are no idiots in the class who would take the initiative to run long distances like you. Why don't you just join in the numbers? Lin Li, use your idiotic power to infect everyone else to become idiots?" Wang Ze's words were rough but true.
Lin Li was about to say that he couldn't help, but the Idea King suddenly had another idea.
"Wang Ze, if I can help you find someone who can run 3,000 meters, what can you give me in return?" he asked.
Wang Ze replied: "My passionate and sincere love."
Lin Li left.
"No, no, no, Lin Li, if you can really find it, from now on you will be my adoptive father. You say east and I will never go west. I will follow your lead." Wang Ze quickly changed his words.
"Men's mouths are lies. Don't say such nonsense. If I find it, you owe me ten small requests that are not too much." Lin Li waved his hand and said.
Hearing "small requests", Chen Yuying suddenly felt a little itchy on the soles of her feet.
Lin Li is not interested in boys' feet.
"First, what kind of request is it?" Wang Ze was still very cautious about Jianzhong Lin Li.
"For example, help me buy drinks, help me fight Bufan, fight Baowei and so on." Lin Li didn't think about the feet at all.
"Huh! That's it? Okay! Fighting Bufan and Baowei doesn't require you to ask, I'm happy to do it!" Wang Ze was relieved instantly.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"I think you are a little rude, I protest." He said.
Baozi ignores dogs, and humans ignore Bai Bufan.
"Deal!"
"Who are you looking for? I asked, but no one agreed." The agreement was reached, and Wang Ze asked curiously.
Could it be that Lin Li still has some handle on the back row buddies that he doesn't know?
"Let me make it clear first, I can't participate in this, seriously." Bai Bufan immediately retreated ten meters away, maintaining an absolutely safe distance and shouted to Lin Li - so far away, he couldn't hear clearly without shouting.
One thousand meters would have killed him, and three thousand meters would be a death sentence.
"I don't count on you, useless thing. Squad leader, don't leave yet, you are an indispensable witness."
Lin Li said disdainfully, and first gave a word to Chen Yuying beside him, and then looked at his target - the one who was looking at him from time to time, with a gaze so strong that it was hard to ignore:
"Yuezhi, come here!"
"What for?" Wang Yuezhi walked over reluctantly and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.
Originally, he and Chen Yuying were jumping rope together, but when Lin Li, the bastard, came, he kidnapped Chen Yuying to play other fun projects.
It's so annoying.
Wang Ze looked at Wang Yuezhi in surprise. Although he had "asked around", he had only asked those he was familiar with. Wang Yuezhi was not familiar with him, and he was not a very good runner. Wang Ze felt that there was no need to ask.
Could this guy be a hidden long-distance running enthusiast?
"I'm going to ask you to run errands." Lin Li smiled gently.
"Just tell me, I'll run." Wang Yuezhi nodded.
He was not someone who couldn't afford to lose. Chen Yuying remembered the main bet very clearly. Lin Li was also quite personified, so Wang Yuezhi called him dad in private, at least he didn't embarrass himself in front of Chen Yuying.
In addition to calling him dad, the original bet also had three not-too-excessive errands, which Wang Yuezhi had not forgotten.
"Did you hear that? Wang Yuezhi agreed. You can just fill in his name for the 3,000-meter and 1,500-meter runners." The child is teachable, so there is no need to say anything, so Lin Li said happily immediately.
"OK! Free! Thank you, Wang Yuezhi, you are worthy of being a member of our Wang family! You live up to this name!" Wang Ze clapped his hands happily!
Wang Yuezhi: "Ah? You are talking about-"
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
Wait.
What the hell were these two talking about just now? ?
"--Cough, cough, cough!"
Wang Yuezhi spit a mouthful of saliva into the air. Fortunately, Lin Li and Chen Yuying dodged quickly and no one was injured.
Wang Yuezhi didn't care about his anger. He stared at Lin Li with his eyes wide open. There was at least an eight-magnitude earthquake in his pupils, and his voice was trembling a little: "Lin Li, you call running 3,000 meters and 1,500 meters running errands?"
It can be seen that Wang Yuezhi was really surprised. After all, it was quite difficult to hear dirty words from his mouth-when Chen Yuying was there.
As for Chen Yuying, she was now standing behind Lin Li, lowering her head, laughing uncontrollably, and secretly punched Lin Li when no one was paying attention.
Lin Li was really bad.
"Run errands, run, legs, run and legs, no matter how you look at it, if 3,000 meters is not a running errand task, then what else is a running errand task?" Lin Li made the action of swinging his arms and raising his legs to run on the spot, and said as if it was a matter of course.
The words were not harsh, and the logic was even more so.
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
He wanted to curse.
No, Lin Li was not a human, he wanted to curse a beast.
"No, no, no!" Wang Yuezhi waved his hands quickly. He would die if he was asked to run 3,000 meters. "We agreed at the beginning that it was three errands, not too much, but this is too much."
"If I ask you to go to the school canteen to buy me a bottle of water during the big break, is this too much?" Lin Li asked without thinking.
"This is not too much, of course I can accept it." Wang Yuezhi nodded.
"That's it? Counting the distance of going up and down the stairs, the round-trip distance from our classroom to the canteen is about two kilometers. At most, you have to help me run errands three times, right? These three errands are the 1,500-meter race, the first 1,500 meters of the 3,000-meter race, and the last 1,500 meters of the 3,000-meter race. Perfect! Perfect!"
Wang Yuezhi: "???"
Wait.
Don't argue, let me think.
Is this right? Isn't this right?
You bastard, you had planned all this, right?
Looking at the dazed Wang Yuezhi, Lin Li felt that his logic was totally fine.
Then why did Chen Yuying keep hitting herself in the back with her fist?
Damn, the monitor actually hit herself for Wang Yuezhi.
Lin Li wanted to dye his hair green.
"No, no, no, no!" Wang Yuezhi's eyes lit up, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, his brain was reconnected, and he quickly denied it again: "Lin Li, if I help you go to the canteen to buy things, there is no need to rush. There are 20 minutes between classes. This cannot be compared with the competition!"
"Right, right, right, right." Lin Li stretched out his finger and waved it in front of Wang Yuezhi: "Yuezhi, we don't expect you to get a good ranking. Our purpose is purely to get a basic score for the competition and give Wang Ze freedom.
So you still don't have to rush at all, just treat it as running to buy things during the break. Don't say 20 minutes, you can run for 20 hours, as long as you finish the run, isn't it easier than going shopping?"
Wang Yuezhi: "???????"
Wait a minute.
Don't make a fuss, let me think about it.
Eh? It seems that this is really just a pure errand task?
Seeing that Wang Yuezhi seemed to want to refute, Lin Li frowned slightly: "Yuezhi, I've broken all the truth for you. This is the bet between us brothers. We can't afford to lose it. What do you think? You don't want to deny it, do you? Well, that's fine..."
Wang Yuezhi raised his head, glanced at Lin Li, and then at the notary Chen Yuying. Suddenly, he felt that he was indeed a bit "unreasonable", so he quickly refuted:
"Who said I want to deny it! Okay! I'll run! Isn't it okay to run away!"
Damn.
After a second, Wang Yuezhi regretted it.
What the hell did he say.
Because Chen Yuying was present, Wang Yuezhi, who was just hot-headed, just gritted his teeth and said: "But Lin Li, remember, from now on, we'll write it off, and I won't owe you anything anymore!"
"OK! I believe you! Wang Ze, did you hear that! You're free!" Lin Li gave Wang Yuezhi a thumbs up and turned to look at Wang Ze.
"Thank you, godfather! Call me godson when you fight Bufan and Baowei in the future!" Wang Ze was grateful!
"Wang Yuezhi, I will cheer you on when the time comes." Chen Yuying, who was standing behind Lin Li, said politely to Wang Yuezhi at this time.
Anyway, they would definitely go to watch Lin Li run, and those who cheered him on were all classmates, so it would only take a few more words.
Wang Yuezhi: "!"
Eh?
Cheer yourself on?
Hehe.
Gurgle gurgle gurgle.
After chatting with Wang Ze, Lin Li looked at Wang Yuezhi in surprise, who suddenly stood there and laughed foolishly. What happened?
Where did the pink bubble come from?
Although he didn't know why, a happy ending was achieved.
(End of this chapter)
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