Chapter 232 If you don't take it, I won't take it, how can Commissioner Smith take it (asking for monthly tickets)
"A perfect Tian Ji horse racing strategy, Wang Yuezhi, the inferior horse, frees up my superior horse. I don't need to waste resources with Lin Li, the medium horse, and can get greater benefits. Class 4 will win!"
Wang Ze sighed when Wang Yuezhi went back to continue skipping rope.
Lin Li, who achieved all this with wisdom and charm, closed his eyes and pretended to stroke his beard, with an unfathomable look on his face. Then he turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying to make sure she couldn't hear him, and quickly said to Wang Ze:
"I'm a medium horse, give me Tian Ji."
Wang Ze: "?"
You fucking.
"But I have to admit that this is the wisdom of our ancestors." Lin Li sighed.
"Haha, I don't think so." Bai Bufan on the side sneered, "Tian Ji horse racing can sometimes look very stupid."
"Oh? Brother Bai, why do you say that? What's your opinion?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan curiously after hearing this.
Bai Bufan took a deep breath.
"When I was in the third grade, I had a fight with my classmate. No one wanted to give in, so we made an appointment to fight. I called my sixth grade brother, but he called his second grade brother. I called my first grade cousin, but he called his third grade brother.
We thought we would lose, but fortunately my cousin had learned the story of Tian Ji's horse racing.
In the end, I, in the third grade of elementary school, fought against my classmate's third grade brother."
Bai Bufan's voice was magnetic and low, as if it was full of stories, and it stopped abruptly at the last sentence.
Lin Li and Wang Ze laughed until their stomachs hurt.
"What was the result, Bufan?" Lin Li asked with a smile while squatting on the ground.
"Two to one, we won." Bai Bufan nodded.
As a winner, he didn't have the pride of a winner, and even sadness could be seen in his eyes. Perhaps this was Bai Bufan's pattern.
"I'm not asking about the game, what was your personal result?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know about that. I don't remember the rest of that day." Bai Bufan said.
"Still humble, still hiding his achievements and fame!" Wang Ze sighed.
"It is also possible that he woke up in the hospital, right?" Lin Li expressed his understanding.
"So! I say!" Bai Bufan was instantly defeated and said angrily: "Tian Ji has never considered the feelings of the inferior horses! Aren't inferior horses horses? Inferior horses also have horse rights! Tian Ji is the most inferior horse!" It
is reasonable and I have to support it.
Tian Ji is indeed too selfish.
A class lasts forty minutes in total, and soon, the bell for the end of class rang.
After helping Wang Ze and Chen Yuying return all the tools taken out of the equipment room, several people went to the canteen to buy water.
"I will talk to Teacher Xue at that time and use the class funds to buy long ropes and other necessary props for fun projects. Otherwise, I have to borrow and return them every time, which is very troublesome and inconvenient." Chen Yuying said, "Lin Li, I should ask you to take it with you when the time comes, so that it will be convenient for you to leave the school."
"No problem, just tell me the specific needs when the time comes." Lin Li heard this, nodded indifferently, and then fell into deep thought.
"What are you thinking about? Will this cause you trouble?" Chen Yuying noticed this and asked.
But even if it's troublesome, Lin Li will help her.
"No, it's not troublesome. I'm just looking for a store that can make fake invoices for me. I plan to buy a... No, it's a rope worth 13,999 yuan for everyone to jump. Although such a rope is hard to find, our Class 4 training must use the best equipment!
As for me, it doesn't matter if I'm a little tired or a little hard."
Lin Li said this in a sonorous and powerful way.
Chen Yuying: "..."
"Hakilin... You guy, you really think about everyone in Class 4 all the time..." Wang Ze on the side was conquered by Lin Li's charm, "Your... No, can you lend me this rope after you buy it?"
"The class fee is not that much money." Chen Yuying scolded with a smile.
Nansang Middle School doesn't charge much for class fees, and the details of the expenditures are all public. In the Internet age, it is concise and clear, and nothing bad will happen.
"Don't you have 13999? What about 9999? I can't afford a 1TB rope, but I can accept a 256GB one?" Lin Li did not give up and pressed on.
"They use TB and GB units, is that still a rope? You don't even want to act, right, Lin Li! You guy! You have such thoughts now, Lin Li, your life is ruined."
Ding Sihan acted as Chen Yuying's mouthpiece, her mouth was like a string of cannons.
"What do you know, Xiao Ding, if I don't take it, how can the squad leader take it? If the squad leader doesn't take it, how can the old man take it? If the old man doesn't take it, how can Specialist Smith take it? People can't be so selfish, I'm really doing it for everyone!" Lin Li defended himself.
Ding Sihan: "..."
It's useless.
Chen Yuying sighed: "Lin Li, you are not allowed to take the civil service exam in the future, and you are not allowed to take the accounting exam either."
"You can rest assured about this, don't forget, squad leader, the sorting hat has assigned me to civil engineering." Lin Li waved his hand.
Chen Yuying thought for a moment and said, "If you become a foreman in the future, you are not allowed to withhold wages for workers."
Lin Li: "?"
"Why do you say such things to me so seriously? Do I look like someone who would withhold wages for workers?" Lin Li got angry.
Facing Lin Li's questioning.
Xiao Ding nodded.
Xiao Qu also nodded.
Chen Yuying not only nodded, but also smiled and hummed: "Hmm."
When Lin Li was desperate, only Lao Wang shook his head.
However, Lin Li was not moved, but squinted and stared at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why are you shaking your head?"
It's either adding insult to injury or hiding a knife in honey.
"I don't think you can become a foreman. You can only be owed wages in this life, so how can you owe wages to others." Wang Ze explained.
Damn.
I knew this guy didn't hold back his fart.
"Alas, misunderstanding is the inevitable fate of an excellent person like me." Lin Li sighed sadly.
Soon, the five people bought water and began to return to the classroom.
"Lin Li, what are you looking at furtively?" Ding Sihan noticed Lin Li's gaze and asked.
"I've been studying how to identify people and improve my social skills recently. I was just observing what you guys are drinking, because this can reveal some social habits." Lin Li began to analyze: "Give me an example-" "
Those who like to drink milk tea have many girlfriends."
"Those who like to drink white wine have many stories."
"Those who like to drink red wine have many lovers."
"Really? What about me who likes to drink this? Vita lemon tea, what is this?" Ding Sihan looked at the drink in his hand and asked.
Lin Li smiled as if he had finally been fooled:
"Urinate more."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"What about mine, rock sugar and snow pear?" Qu Wanqiu asked.
"Urinate more."
"Where's Wang Ze's iced black tea?" Qu Wanqiu pointed at Wang Ze, who said 'manly' to Lin Li.
"Urinate more." "
Where's Yingbao's real fruit grains." "Urinate more."
Qu
Wanqiu: "..."
To some extent, Lin Li was rare in treating everyone equally.
"I didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, try it yourself." Seeing that everyone was silent, Lin Li looked innocent.
Drinking too much really makes you pee more. I said there was nothing wrong with it.
What are they looking at?
"Lin Li! What the hell did you learn to judge people? You can only say this one sentence! Go to hell!" Qu Wanqiu picked up her rock sugar snow pear and threw it at Lin Li.
Lin Li caught it and threw it back to Qu Wanqiu, then looked at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why don't you try to hit it too?"
Wang Ze raised his hand to indicate that it was not necessary.
A meat bun thrown at a dog will never come back. The girl hit Lin Li, and Lin Li was embarrassed to take it away. If she can still take it back after throwing it herself, Wang Ze will be the same as Wang Haoyang.
Seeing that her long-range attack was ineffective, Qu Wanqiu ran up and kicked Lin Li, muttering:
"I'll make you pee more! I'll make you pee more!"
"Stop it, this is my custom-made school uniform! One thousand and eighteen! One thousand and eighteen! And it's not me who pee more, it's you!"
"Hey! Don't kick! Don't kick!"
——At
the beginning of the month, I'm asking for monthly tickets. Participate in this month's monthly ticket lottery!
(End of this chapter)
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