Chapter 259 The girl's heart is actually very easy to get
"You run so fast, you should be able to get a good ranking tomorrow." Looking at Lin Li's back, Ding Sihan couldn't help but smile and said.
"Indeed." Qu Wanqiu also smiled and nodded, "You are born to be a deserter."
Chen Yuying lowered her head slightly, both hands still holding her mobile phone, the thumb of her right hand was very busy, constantly opening WeChat and returning to the main interface, repeating this meaningless command, and the fingers of her left hand kept stroking the edge of the phone.
The cheeks that had returned to white after the rest were now faintly flushed, as if they were dyed by the autumn sunset.
Finally, the mobile phone screen was really boring, and her thoughts had already drifted elsewhere. Chen Yuying couldn't help but secretly glanced at the direction where Lin Li left, and the corners of her mouth curled up and quickly pressed down.
"Yingbao! You're not my Yingbao anymore! Did you see Lin Li's reaction just now? He's almost following the signal to duel with that guy, and he's so anxious that he's almost become Bai Bufan."
Seeing that Chen Yuying didn't say anything, Ding Sihan turned his head and leaned on Chen Yuying's shoulder, deliberately slowing down his tone and teasing.
"What? Isn't Lin Li always like this? It's not the first day you met him, why are you so surprised?" Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head.
"Has he always been like this?" Ding Sihan rubbed his head on Chen Yuying's shoulder and repeated in a strange tone, "You seem to be deliberately not chatting with me on the same channel."
Chen Yuying just blinked, as if she didn't understand what Ding Sihan was saying.
Ding Sihan suddenly laughed out loud.
Why does it feel like déjà vu?
"Sihan, here's your phone, you can delete it." Qu Wanqiu didn't let Chen Yuying go, and suddenly took out her own phone and handed it to Ding Sihan.
"Give me the right to delete your friends? Wanqiu, what do you mean by this?" Ding Sihan was stunned at first, then widened his eyes and asked in disbelief.
"It's nothing, just a token of appreciation."
"How can you be so embarrassed?"
"It's nothing, I still think it's not a token
of appreciation." Listening to the constant tokens, the foreigners who have learned some Chinese might have blushed.
Chen Yuying looked up, bit her lower lip lightly, and then laughed out loud, but immediately stopped: "What are you doing? If you want to delete, I can also delete it for you? It's the same."
Ding Sihan nodded, clapped his hands and said: "The same? Then we can sleep with you, when will Lin Li?"
Qu Wanqiu nodded lazily: "I can make room for me."
"You two!"
Chen Yuying's face really turned red, and her cheeks were puffed up with anger.
Fortunately, Lin Li didn't see it, otherwise Bai Bufan's butt would be rotten.
...
"Did Chen Tianming run away?" Lin Li found Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei and others on the side of the 100-meter road, and then asked.
"Hey, what wind brings you, the busy Lin Li, here? I thought you don't have any buddies in your heart anymore." Bai Bufan turned around and said sarcastically after hearing Lin Li's voice.
He just waved to Lin Li to come over, but this guy suddenly turned back.
This is naked betrayal! The wound of betrayal heals occasionally!
"Don't mention the wind to me. I get angry when I hear the wind now." Lin Li waved his hand, then punched the air around him, and said coldly: "I really want to ride the wind to the west."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Where does the violent and suicidal tendency come from?
"Not yet, it's almost there." Bai Bufan responded to the question just now and pointed to the starting line. For
the 100-meter race, everyone basically chose to watch from the second half of the road and around the finish line to see the results.
"Everyone is on their own - Preliminary North - Bang!"
The 100-meter race took only ten seconds. Amid the cheers and cheers on both sides of the runway, the contestants crossed the finish line one by one.
Chen Tianming ranked third in the group, and I don't know if he can enter the finals.
Lin Li and the others did not go up to talk to Chen Tianming, because Yao Qiaoqiao was also at the finish line, and after Chen Tianming crossed the line, she walked up, handed over a bottle of water, and started a conversation.
Chen Tianming took the water, and looking at his expression, if he had a tail, he would probably shake it like a helicopter.
After talking for a while, Yao Qiaoqiao turned and left, and after noticing Lin Li and the others, she came over again: "Lin Li, Bai Bufan...you are here too." They
didn't talk too much, just greeted each other and exchanged simple pleasantries, asked each other if they participated in the project, and encouraged each other when they met, and then Yao Qiaoqiao left.
"Do you have water? I'm so thirsty." Chen Tianming only came up to Lin Li and the others at this time and ordered them around.
"You're thirsty, drink water, don't you have a bottle in your hand?" Lin Li pointed at the mineral water in Chen Tianming's hand, his eyes looked like he was looking at a lunatic.
"How can you drink this bottle! This is the water Qiaoqiao gave me, it's holy water, I'm going to take it back to the dormitory and put it on the table for worship, and worship it every day, it will definitely bring me good luck." Chen Tianming's eyes widened immediately and covered his shoulders with the water.
Zhou Baowei, Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
Your mother.
Zhou Baowei: "Others wear jade pendants around their necks to call for money, but you wear a collar around your neck to call for people to lick it, right?"
Bai Bufan: "Tianming, come on, buddy, tell me the truth, have you ever thought of collecting the sugar cane, chewing gum, and betel nut that Yao Qiaoqiao has chewed and taking them back to soak in water to drink?"
Lin Li: "Laicai, come, Laicai."
Asked such a humiliating question by Bai Bufan, Chen Tianming immediately shook his head in denial: "How is it possible, Qiaoqiao doesn't chew betel nuts."
"What about sugar cane and chewing gum?" Bai Bufan wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but suddenly narrowed his eyes and asked quickly.
Chen Tianming: "I haven't collected them yet."
"Your mother hahahaha!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore, patted Chen Tianming's shoulder, and said with a smile: "After meeting Yao Qiaoqiao, your ability to make abstractions has improved more than a little, you kid."
Chen Tianming didn't laugh, but looked at Bai Bufan with some doubts.
Time seemed to stop for a short time.
Bai Bufan couldn't laugh anymore, swallowed his saliva, and tried: "Tianming, you were just making abstractions, you wouldn't really collect them, right?"
Chen Tianming didn't say anything, just blinked.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Your mother.
"Someone come! Someone come! Come and exorcise the demon! Let the soul of the dog-licking ghost get off Chen Tianming!"
Bai Bufan was really anxious now. It was impossible to have a good relationship with such a bug as a roommate, and he had to use a heavy punch.
"Not that, not that, not that," Chen Tianming quickly denied. The main reason was that this group of bs would really do it. He raised the water in his arms and explained happily:
"I collected this because it is a significant step for me. Today I got Qiaoqiao's water, so how far is it from me getting Qiaoqiao's heart?"
"Tianming, it's not far. Just now when I was chatting with Yao Qiaoqiao, I found that it should be quite simple to get Yao Qiaoqiao's heart." Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head and said to Chen Tianming.
"Hmm? What did you find? A bystander sees more clearly. You may really find details that I didn't find. Come on, tell me in detail." Chen Tianming immediately took out his mobile phone and even opened the memo.
"It's not very useful to tell you now, because I still have a problem that I haven't solved. If this problem is not solved, it will be difficult to deal with it even if I get it. You won't be able to keep the heart for long." Lin Li shook his head, frowned, and seemed to be thinking.
"It's okay, just tell us the problem, and let's brainstorm. The four of us must have at least... half a brain, maybe we can come up with a solution."
Chen Tianming said confidently after looking around.
Lin Li nodded, and then slowly said the problem that bothered him: "It's just that I don't know how to deal with the remaining corpses."
"Deal with the remaining corpses? This is indeed a bit difficult. This thing, I think..." Chen Tianming pinched his chin and began to think-
wait.
Don't think about it for now.
Chen Tianming: "oO?"
Corpse? Where did the corpse come from?
"Wait, Lin Li, don't worry about this problem for now, tell your father first, how the hell are you going to help me win Qiaoqiao's heart?" Chen Tianming asked in horror after swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
"I just found out when we were chatting. She doesn't have much defense against us, and her fighting ability is not high. As long as we go in with a white knife, we can get out with a red knife. It's very simple." Lin Li told his discovery, his face dark:
"But friends who often kill people should know that it is easy to kill people but difficult to dispose of the body. If you don't deal with other parts, your heart will soon be taken away by the police. You don't want to be taken away by the sword, right?"
Chen Tianming: "..."
Your mother.
It's true.
"If this is the problem, I have a way." Bai Bufan raised his hand and said, "I know how to deal with the remaining bodies."
"Oh? You tell me." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with expectation.
He still believed in Bai Bufan's level.
"We can just bury the remaining bodies directly. The key is to find an endangered plant to cover it later, so that no one dares to dig this area, because digging endangered plants is illegal. In other words, we can use legal weapons to protect ourselves!" Bai Bufan gave his answer.
Lin Li suddenly realized.
It really works.
Chen Tianming is right. Brainstorming, the power of the masses is too great.
"Then the question arises again, how do we get endangered plants? Transplanting them is also illegal, right? What if the weapon of law stabs us first?" Zhou Baowei asked.
"I have a way." Bai Bufan naturally thought of it.
"Go ahead."
"Baowei, do you have time?"
Zhou Baowei: "?"
This question is too familiar. It was this b who asked him last time, so Zhou Baowei already knew what Bai Bufan's plan was.
——"Go away! I don't have time! Don't let me dig them up for you!"
So things came to a standstill again.
"Think about it, think about it together now, think about it when you encounter difficulties, don't let go of any clues, just like a super detective, think about it carefully." Lin Li sang nursery rhymes while thinking.
Looking at the three people who were thinking seriously and even sitting on the playground with frowns on their brows, Chen Tianming: "..."
They were really helping him to win Yao Qiaoqiao's heart very seriously.
But it was really a bad friend.
"Three gentlemen? That..." Chen Tianming started.
"Don't make noise, I'm thinking." He was interrupted by Lin Li.
"Can you not think about how to win Qiaoqiao's heart, but find a way to let me drink some water? I f*cking came to you just to drink some water!" Chen Tianming, who was thirsty and came to the three people just to ask for water, kicked each of them on the back and said coldly.
"Don't you have any? Do you want us to spit it out for you?" Bai Bufan looked up when he heard it.
"Give me a test tube, let's pay attention to hygiene." Lin Li also looked up when he heard it.
Lin Li had learned how to collect saliva. First, rinse your mouth with clean water, then press the tip of your tongue against the root of the upper or lower teeth, then lower your head slightly, put the mouth of the test tube close to your lower lip, and let the saliva flow into the test tube.
Chen Tianming: "?"
"It's a sip of water, not a mouthful of water! Damn, I'm sick to count on you, I'll go back and get it myself!" Chen Tianming shook his head gloomily and walked towards the class base.
Lin Li and the other two stood up with a smile, and also walked towards the class base, following Chen Tianming.
"Love is really a scary thing, fortunately I only love to eat." Zhou Baowei looked ahead, Chen Tianming suddenly stopped, still holding up the mineral water to admire the sun, and said a little uncontrollably.
"Don't act like you don't like to eat and you have love." Bai Bufan sneered.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Bai Bufan, I'll find a truck of bread men to deal with you, don't leave after school!"
"Then remember to get me some ketchup!"
"Do you want salad dressing, just made."
"What the hell is this salad dressing?"
"..."
The two began to play.
After dodging Zhou Baowei's Taishan meteorite drop, Bai Bufan shook Zhou Baowei off and found that Lin Li had not said a word, but just walked slowly towards the class base. So he returned to him with a little confusion and asked:
"Lin Li, what are you doing? Are you pretending to be your mother's melancholy boy?"
"My love seems to have deteriorated." The autumn afternoon breeze blew the scattered hair on his forehead. Lin Li looked in the direction of Chen Tianming but did not focus, and said softly.
Bai Bufan: "?"
He looked at Chen Tianming along his line of sight, and then at Lin Li.
Buddy, don't be like this, I'm scared.
But Tianming, Lin Li may be more suitable for you than Qiaoqiao. A blessing in disguise.
"Xiaojing, Xiaojing, why can't Xiaojing be saved." Lin Li looked up at the sky, and the corners of his mouth raised and then dropped.
"Ah? What happened? Why? Xiaojing can't be saved, then what about Feifei? Can Feifei be saved? Feifei died from taking tonics. My lifelong dream is to become her Pigsy. I don't want the tragedy of her going to Jinluo and me going to Shuanghui to happen again!"
Since it was related to the chicken farm, it had to be taken seriously. Chen Tianming didn't care what he did, Bai Bufan asked with concern.
"I'm not talking to you about the same thing. It's that Xiaojing can't save me." Lin Li waved his hand and walked forward faster. No matter
how many times he called Xiaojing in his heart, it seemed meaningless.
Bai Bufan: "?"
What the hell.
...
On the afternoon of the first day, there were only preliminaries for the project. The results of Class 4 were pretty good, and many of them advanced.
The playground of Nansang Middle School was not fully covered with lights, so there were no competitions at night, but students were not allowed to move freely, but to study on their own.
All the projects in the afternoon were over, and Lin Li returned to the dormitory.
"Baowei, don't stand, come up and lie down, don't be polite, it's the same bed as yours."
After Lin Li returned to his own bed, he saw that Zhou Baowei, a day student, was a little restrained when he first came to the dormitory. He didn't know whether to stand or sit, so he moved his body inside and made room next to him.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
He squinted his eyes and got close to Lin Li's legs. After using the fan smelling method to confirm that Lin Li's socks and feet had no odor, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I helped you two get two things in the afternoon. You can take the takeaway later." Zhou Baowei went to bed with peace of mind and said.
A reasonable request.
In order to sustainably exhaust the resources, Zhou Baowei can't always be used as an animal. This is not good for the life of the animal.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, and the current of fighting spirit burst into fierce sparks.
"Your mother, why do I seem to have been electrocuted." Bai Bufan's eyes were not fierce before he was electrocuted.
The static electricity is rampant before winter. Speechless, the next electric shock.
"Hey, you two open Douyin, whoever sees positive content first will go down and get it, what do you say?" Zhou Baowei in the middle suddenly had an idea and said to the two.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded and accepted the challenge.
"Okay." Bai Bufan also agreed.
In full view of the crowd, Lin Li opened the short video.
Then he was eliminated.
The opening video was full of positive energy, and the three of them were so positive.
When I grew up, I realized that the mobile phone was the biggest homesickness. The woman was inside, and I was outside. I was particularly homesick but I couldn't worry.
"Man, what can I say? Lin Li, out!" Lin Li felt that he deserved it.
"Waste, but after I lose later, this blogger will give me a push." Bai Bufan sneered and opened his phone.
Bai Bufan was also eliminated.
"It looks like a tie." Lin Li didn't expect that he could be resurrected, and moved his fingers again.
Lin Li lost a city first.
Bai Bufan tied.
Lin Li lost another city.
Bai Bufan tied again
with Zhou Baowei who was watching from the side: "..."
"Will you two offer your accounts? I'll offer 500. If it's not enough, you can add more. If it's enough, just ignore what I said." Seeing these two thoroughly cultivated accounts, Zhou Baowei admitted that for a moment, he was moved.
After several rounds of confrontation, Lin Li finally won - he swiped a Laicai video.
Bai Bufan was defeated but still honored.
The two exchanged information about bloggers they recognized, and then began to order takeout.
While waiting for the takeout, Lin Li played PUBG with them.
When playing games, Lin Li and the other two have three things they don't criticize.
1. Don't criticize middle-aged people, because they are their future. Put yourself in their shoes. If you want to relax after a day's work but get scolded like a grandson, the sky will fall.
2. Don't scold women, because you are a gentleman.
3. Don't scold children, because they are the future of games.
4. There is no gender, age or young on the battlefield, so the above three rules do not apply. Come on, special forces.
Therefore, the atmosphere in the dormitory is a little dirty.
When playing games, the younger students like to shout: Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
So now there are three people in the dormitory, and they are similar to them: ** Mom* Mom** Mom** Mom* Mom.
More than half an hour, more than a dozen games have been played.
"Nice! Nice! We are the champions!" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei hugged each other and cried with joy.
This one was eaten.
Bai Bufan also got out of bed to celebrate together.
Lin Li raised his eyes and sneered: "Surviving to the end and still scoring 3.0."
Zhou Baowei raised his eyes and sneered: "Pure lying dog wins."
Bai Bufan: "..."
There is no time to discuss with these two guys that the scoring mechanism will alienate people. The takeaway call came a few minutes ago, so after leaving a middle finger, Bai Bufan went downstairs.
Zhou Baowei also got down from Lin Li's bed.
"What are you going to do?"
"The abandoned soul in the large intestine yearns for the light outside." Zhou Baowei walked towards the toilet with a deep back.
OK, shit.
Lin Li had nothing to do. While continuing to cultivate his account, he crossed his legs and waited for food.
A while.
[There are cultivators in the sect who are tempted by the inner demons and fall into the devil's way, stealing other people's opportunities. This is the misfortune of the sect. If it is not managed, it may become a hidden danger for the sect.
For the future of the sect, for the smooth practice, and for the stability of the Tao heart, how can we sit idly by and do nothing? We should lend a hand! ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task 5: Arrest and punish a disciple who steals, and deter others in the sect so that they dare not commit it again. ]
[Task reward: physical improvement: comprehension increased by 10%; breath concealment ability increased by 100%; system currency * 100]
Lin Li, who was lying down, immediately.
Then he began to translate into Chinese - there are students stealing things, and he has to punish them.
And Lin Li knew very well that the scene of the task triggering was usually near him.
Lin Li understood immediately. He ran to the toilet and knocked on the door angrily: "Zhou Baowei! What the hell are you eating behind my back?!"
People are really fragile and helpless when they are taking a shit, especially Zhou Baowei who was still wiping his butt. He looked at the vibrating toilet door in confusion: "Where am I eating a lemon?"
"Then hand over the lemon!"
"Your mother!"
Then there was another loud noise, and the whole dormitory shook.
Although Zhou Baowei didn't know what happened outside, he judged from experience that someone kicked the door open and caused the vibration.
Lin Li stopped knocking on the door, turned around, and looked at Bai Bufan who walked in with a gloomy face.
"What's wrong?"
"Takeout..." When he spoke, Bai Bufan seemed to have lice in his eyes, "It was stolen."
(End of this chapter)
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