Chapter 260 Wang Ze's requests were all met now
Bai Bufan's face was extremely gloomy. Lin Li followed his gaze and saw that the three of them had ordered separately, and he only had two bags of takeout in his hand.
After walking over and putting the takeout on the table, Bai Bufan said coldly:
"I don't know which bastard didn't have money to buy sacrifices for his parents in heaven, so he stole our takeout to offer."
"Today, I think I have to be a Nuwa and beat his mother up."
Lin Li nodded. It seems that the task is not directed at Zhou Baowei, the greedy cat in the toilet, but the takeout.
Lin Li immediately trotted to the balcony of the dormitory and looked downstairs through the window. However, on the balcony of this dormitory, you can't see the default place where everyone puts the takeout.
"Is there a surveillance camera?" So Lin Li turned around and asked.
"No." Bai Bufan shook his head, "I checked, there is no surveillance camera on the other side of the iron fence."
"What's wrong? What happened?" Zhou Baowei, who had finished eating a lemon, also came out of the toilet and asked while the balcony was dispersing the smell before coming in.
Lin Li, who was originally on the balcony, entered the dormitory at the speed of light.
Damn, it stinks.
"The takeaway was stolen." Bai Bufan responded.
"Was it really stolen? Could it be that they didn't find it?" Zhou Baowei still has a lot of goodwill in this world.
"Impossible, there are only a dozen takeaways in that area, I have searched through them twice, and I am sure they can't find it." Bai Bufan shook his head firmly.
"Could it be a cat or a dog..."
"It was stolen." Lin Li also spoke up to agree.
There are no stray cats and dogs on the Nansang campus, and the mission has been explained. It is the sect disciples who did it, so it must be stolen by students.
Grades and quality are not absolutely linked. Even in famous universities such as Tsinghua and Peking University, there will still be people who steal takeaways.
"Fuck, stealing takeaways? This is too stupid, can't you afford a meal? Doesn't his mother use the money she earned from selling things? Did she burn it all for his real father, or did she take it to find his few adult fathers?"
As a foodie, Zhou Baowei deeply hates this behavior.
Besides, although I have heard of it, it is the first time that it has really happened to me.
It is true that the amount involved in stealing takeout is not large, but it is easy to break people's defense, especially after waiting for a long time, and being very hungry, after receiving the call, you happily go to get the takeout and prepare to eat, but when you find it has been stolen.
At this time, you go to the cafeteria and there is nothing left, but if you order another takeout, you will have to stay hungry for at least half an hour.
What is real despair.
Many times, a twenty-yuan takeout being stolen is more depressing than a fifty-yuan bill being lost.
"I can only say that it is disgusting, Sima stuff." Bai Bufan kicked the bed frame, and he was visibly annoyed. "This beast doesn't know yet, he has released a real demon."
"Without surveillance and no witnesses, it's probably not easy to catch this kind of person." Zhou Baowei thought for a while and shook his head.
"In this case, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck. Even if you call the police, at most they will file a case, and it is impossible to really mobilize a large number of people to investigate this. That's why some people dare to steal." Bai Bufan was also very frustrated.
"Forget it, calm down, order another takeaway, the lost one is my treat, you can eat some of what Lin Li and I have first to fill your stomach." Zhou Baowei comforted.
Lin Li naturally didn't mind.
Once a buddy, a buddy for life.
Besides, Bai Bufan was originally raised by them, this is a responsibility and an obligation.
"No, eat your own, it's not good to think you are unlucky and bring negative emotions to your buddy." Bai Bufan smiled gratefully at first, but still shook his head and took out his mobile phone, as if preparing to order new takeaway.
It seems that the blow to Bai Bufan is really big, and this kid has become a human being.
"It's okay, the amount I ordered is a lot, it must be enough to eat! Send it all, buddy, you're welcome!" Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li and said sincerely.
"But the stolen one is yours." Bai Bufan heard this and kicked the wall hard to vent his anger and cursed.
"I said it doesn't matter-"
Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"
Wait.
It's not.
Zhou Baowei ran to the two takeaways on the table in panic, his steps heavy and full of shock.
He checked the receipt tremblingly.
Mr. Bai.
Mr. Lin.
Your mother! Where is Mr. Zhou? Where is Mr. Zhou! Where is he?
Silence.
Knowing the truth, I burst into tears.
"Takeaway! Thief! Fuck! Your! Mother!" Zhou Baowei was like a king descending from the sky, furious and ferocious.
"No, just eat your own food. It's not good to think you're unlucky and bring negative emotions to your buddies. "
At this time, Bai Bufan's words just now became clear all of a sudden.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
I felt sorry for Bai Bufan when I heard it just now, but now, the artistic conception of this sentence seems... a little different?
So Zhou Baowei turned his head to look at Bai Bufan, smiling: "Bufan, this time your virtual mother must also suffer the same punishment as the takeaway thief's real mother."
...
At Lin Li's suggestion, the three of them came to the iron fence downstairs and looked again. It
was indeed stolen, and there was indeed no surveillance.
The nearest camera is aimed at the bottom of the dormitory, not at the fence, so it is easy to stay in the blind spot.
"Damn it, the rich steal my life, the poor steal my takeaways, good things don't get me, why do bad things get me?" Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.
Bai Bufan also gritted his teeth: "Envy is a bad thing."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Jay Chou has seen Kobe, why don't you envy Jay Chou?" Lin Li, who frowned and thought, laughed when he heard it.
Bai Bufan: "Then envy Jay Chou."
Agreed.
"There is no way to find it." Looking around again, Lin Li confirmed this with regret.
The little superpowers he has at hand are useless in this situation.
Even if he uses the exhaustive method and starts knocking on the door of each dormitory, even if other students cooperate, there are too many dormitories and there is not enough time, and it is easy to alert the enemy.
"Alas, although it's not mine that was stolen, it's also aggrieved, Baowei, you eat mine and Lin Li's first." Bai Bufan kicked a stone away, cursed softly, and patted Zhou Baowei on the shoulder to comfort him.
The resentment just now was not acted.
As for the words of eating yourself, it is naturally a joke.
"Actually, takeout isn't expensive, and I have food in my dorm, but I'm still unhappy, especially when I think about feeding this bitch." Zhou Baowei spat on the ground.
There's no surveillance anyway.
It's a pity that Chen Tianming is not here, so no one drinks.
"I can only hope that he steals again tomorrow. Please, I beg him to keep stealing." Lin Li put his hands together and prayed sincerely to the sky.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li after hearing this: "What do you mean?"
"Don't you want to catch him?" Lin Li tilted his head and looked at the two of them.
"Yes! Of course I do! He is the first one who dares to steal my food. I wish a meteorite would fall on him." Zhou Baowei nodded, with murderous intent in his words.
"I have become a demon too, Lin Li, you have to know that if I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world. If I become a demon, I will have ten wives!
No matter whether that guy is male or female, I have decided that he will be my first wife. I will send him to study in the UK and let him fall in love with the feeling of being a British policeman!" Bai Bufan also nodded, with a hint of meaning in his words.
"Then I hope he won't let us down, or another takeaway thief will come and take our anger for him." Lin Li nodded, "I will go back tonight and prepare the equipment needed to catch the takeaway thief. If he dares to steal again tomorrow, I will catch him."
In addition to deterring, you must also catch him to complete the task. Lin Li hopes that he will be more sensible.
A-Zu, don't stop, there is no Jackie Chan outside.
Moreover, nothing can deter others more than catching a takeaway thief.
The task doesn't seem to specify that you must catch the one who just stole, but it would be best if you can catch him.
"Okay, catch him!" Bai Bufan had expectations in his eyes when he heard Lin Li say this.
It's fun to vent your anger.
"Let's go, let's go back and have something to eat first. Let's go, buddy, don't be polite." After confirming the direction, there was no point in staying here any longer, Lin Li and Bai Bufan put their arms around Zhou Baowei's shoulders and went back to the dormitory.
Three minutes later.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan stared at Zhou Baowei. "Why
don't you be more polite? Who said I was your buddy?" Lin Li sneered.
"If you ask me, the takeaway thief should also steal from you. The takeaway has been ordered for you, and you are still allowed to eat? All the good things are taken by you? Baowei, eat shit!" Bai Bufan sneered.
Zhou Baowei, who was scolded, was silent, but just blindly attacked Lin Li and Bai Bufan's takeaway.
It seemed that the meal in front of him was no longer an ordinary meal, but a rice mixed with the ashes of the takeaway thief's mother, so he had to speak harshly.
...
After dinner, the three went to the classroom.
There were rarely a few boys in the corridor. When they walked into the classroom, they were all playing with their mobile phones.
The computer in the class was still playing music, which was absolutely not allowed on weekdays.
However, in the afternoon, after dinner, the Nansang campus has more than ten minutes of broadcasting time, and usually a song is played every day.
"Oi! Kid! Give me a power bank!" Zhang Haoyang heard the sound of the back door opening, turned around, and saw that it was Lin Li and the other two
, so he raised his hand to signal. "Hello, I am a clerk in the store of Class 4, Grade 1. What do you need?" Lin Li immediately stepped forward and bowed to ask the customer.
"Hello, I need a power bank that can be plugged in." Zhang Haoyang stroked his chin and looked at Lin Li obscenely.
"Sorry, our Nansang Middle School is a regular school and does not provide such services." Lin Li shook his head regretfully, "Come to me after school."
"Hahaha, Lin Li, you are still as sick as ever, hurry up, is there a power bank, my phone is running out of power, emergency!" Zhang Haoyang laughed and cursed, then waved his mobile phone for help.
Lin Li looked up, and sure enough, all the sockets with electricity in the classroom were charging power banks or mobile phones, and even the sockets on the blackboard were not exempted.
Lin Li took out the power bank from his drawer and gave it to Zhang Haoyang: "Deposit 200, 3 yuan per hour."
"My Ant Credit is 800, and you still want a deposit of 200 from me?" Zhang Haoyang took it unceremoniously and started charging. As the king of credit, he asked back after hearing Lin Li's words.
"Then the deposit is 800."
Zhang Haoyang: "?"
This, this is not right, right?
"I want you to believe in my credit!"
"Then you make one now."
"Get lost."
"What kind of popular playlists are they, old-fashioned and follow the trend." Returning to his seat, Lin Li looked at the songs displayed on the projector and sneered.
"Then what do you usually listen to, Xiaozhong brother?" Bai Bufan asked with a smile.
"The World in the Horse's Eyes", "The World in the Horse's Eyes Remix Version", "The World in the Horse's Eyes 0.8 Times Speed Down Extreme Lyrical Ma Jiaqi Version"..." Lin Li listed them all.
Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up and agreed: "I can't criticize it, it's really niche."
Generally speaking, at the age of one in the first year of high school, when the mind is not yet mature, there are some guys in each class who like to use multimedia to show off.
Some will play their niche songs to show their unique music taste and hope that others will recognize them. Some will play a DJ song and then put on a hat and stand on the podium to repeatedly adjust the volume of the multimedia, thinking that they are the DJ version of Jiahao from the next class, or they will put out a stock chart and start talking nonsense with friends on the stage, thinking that they are the stock god...
But although there are many dogs and clowns in the fourth class of the first year of high school, there are indeed no such expensive things.
At most, Qin Zeyu likes to use multimedia to sweep mines.
"Ahem."
When Lin Li and Bai Bufan were discussing the world in Ma Jiaqi's eyes, whether it was a bicycle handle or a bicycle wheel, Wang Ze came to the back row from the right protector position and coughed twice.
No one paid attention.
"Ahem." So he coughed twice with a heavier voice.
"Bufan, get me a mask." Lin Li opened the window for ventilation and covered his mouth while reaching out to Bai Bufan.
Wang Ze: "..."
"Your mother."
"Lin Li, Bufan, did you look at the confession wall today?" Wang Ze sat directly on Bai Bufan's lap, patted the table, and said in a light tone.
"No." Lin Li shook his head.
"You can pay more attention to it and take a look. I feel that this platform is still worth paying attention to. It can provide everyone with a channel for communication. How great. You know, I also saw your clown scene photo on the confession wall. Don't you care about this?" Wang Ze said seriously.
"Did you go to the confession wall again?" Lin Li frowned and asked.
"Fuck? Huh? Has this been spread so widely? Both of you know about it? Well, that's it, there's nothing to say. The fifth picture of the post on the Nansang Campus Confession Wall at 14:56 on October 23 did mention me, Wang Ze, by name.
But it doesn't matter. You don't have to remember it. I'm a little fuzzy myself. After all, they are all small things. If you didn't mention it, I would have forgotten it.
Although you, Lin Li, are also on the show, you wore the Joker skin, unlike me, who has the original skin. Alas, I really envy you for having the skin."
Wang Ze scratched his head and said modestly.
It can be seen that he is quite distressed by being so popular. Hearing this
, Lin Li tilted his head and looked at Bai Bufan behind Wang Ze.
Wang Ze?
Bai Bufan nodded.
Lin Li took another look.
Did you vote for me too?
Bai Bufan shook his head.
OK.
Lin Li then looked at Wang Ze again, his expression a little compassionate for a moment.
Look at how this kid is coaxed.
"Alas, to be honest, being charming is a bit of a headache," Wang Ze continued proudly, "Being too charming is not good either, it makes these two girls shy. I've posted my contact information for so long, but they're still preparing themselves mentally and have refused to add me.
But I don't hate it. I actually like shyness, but I just hope they can be taller and thinner."
Wang Ze smiled foolishly and started to answer multiple-choice questions.
Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li.
One who claims to be 184 is 186, and the other who claims to be 179 is 181. Well, they are both very tall.
And Lin Li and Bai Bufan are both thin - Lin Li used to be a stick, but now he is lean, with flesh when he takes off his clothes and thin when he puts on clothes. This is also the most perfect figure that Lin Li thinks.
A muscular man like Zhai Kai is not in Lin Li's aesthetic taste at all.
Wang Ze was happy. It
perfectly satisfied his XP.
"It should be possible, Wang Ze." So Lin Li and Bai Bufan nodded, "Maybe he's taller than you. I'm really lucky for you, you."
"Forget about being taller than me. It's weird for a guy to tiptoe when kissing. 1.6 meters to 1.7 meters is the most suitable." Wang Ze waved his hand firmly after hearing that.
"Who wants to kiss you?" Lin Li heard that, his facial features wrinkled because of a little chill.
"What?" Wang Ze was puzzled.
"It's okay, you continue to fantasize." Lin Li waved his hand, "Now is - fantasy time."
"Oh, by the way, I didn't come to you to share this matter mainly, Lin Li, recommend me some more novels, but not those group portraits with death.
I'm tired of Long Ao Tianwen, who kills men and takes women. I like to read GAY Ao Tianwen, who kills women and takes men. "
Wang Ze temporarily stopped his fantasy. He hadn't decided what to do for evening study tonight, so he asked about the business.
"GAY Ao Tianwen, you want to see this, Wang Ze, are you still human?" Bai Bufan couldn't hold back after hearing this.
"Bufan, I think you have too much malice towards GAYs. We shouldn't hate GAYs, we should even thank GAYs. They not only left us many women, but also took away a group of men.
We should resist the lace Bufan! They are the real evil!" Wang Ze said with great sorrow after hearing this.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"It seems... there is some truth, then... thank the GAYs?" Bai Bufan listened to the advice.
"Great, just right, I am, Bufan, are you willing to thank me with your butt?" Wang Ze was originally sitting on Bai Bufan's lap, and he began to touch the thigh under his butt, and his voice became enchanting.
"The map of Yan State is so short? Get out of here, my god——" Bai Bufan pushed Wang Ze away with a smile and scolding.
"Is there any? Lin Li, I'm counting on using novels to pass the evening self-study later." Wang Ze smiled and stood up, looking at Lin Li.
"Water Margin." Lin Li pointed out a clear way.
Brother, brother, I'll go up the mountain with you, sister-in-law won't be angry, right?
Once again, Wang Ze was perfectly satisfied.
Wang Ze: "..."
"That makes sense, I'll read this one tonight."
Wang Ze went back in approval. Not long after Wang Ze left, Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, patted Lin Li.
"What's wrong?"
"The class monitor is really popular, Lin Li, your super crisis is coming."
"What?" Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and took his phone away directly.
Bai Bufan was still reading the confession wall of Nansang Middle School, and the phone interface stayed here.
And the post he was reading had seven pictures, three of which were photos of Chen Yuying from different angles, some of them were photos of Chen Yuying sitting in the audience seats, and some were standing in the playground. The other four pictures were chat records, and the people who posted on the wall generally wanted to "take some money".
Not only boys, but also girls confessed their love. However, it can be seen that it was not admiration, but pure appreciation and the desire to expand the circle of acquaintance.
——At least on the surface.
Obviously, this post was specially made by the confession wall when it noticed that some people confessed their love to the same person at the same time, and it was not put into a nine-square grid with other people.
"Not only this one, there is also a photo in the previous few posts, which should also be the class monitor. There are nearly dozens of posts on the confession wall today. I haven't really flipped through them yet. Maybe I can find others."
Bai Bufan stretched and said:
"She must be a wild fan, not Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows when he heard it.
These people's photography skills are really poor. Just take pictures if you understand.
It is normal to be popular "suddenly". After all, Chen Yuying didn't have the opportunity to "show up in public" before, and no one had a mobile phone in their hands, so they couldn't post even if they wanted to. Now, it is considered to be "standing in front of the stage" to a certain extent, and everyone has a mobile phone.
It doesn't feel anything when looking at it.
With a finger, Lin Li slid down the comment area.
"Riding an old lady across the road: confession P3! Nice! +1!"
"Zou Weilun: It's our monitor of Class 4, Grade 1, Chen Yuying."
You are the one who is always bothering.
Zou Weilun is also in Class 4, and shares a dormitory with Wang Yuezhi. Lin Li is not familiar with him.
"Ding Sihan: No need to fish or add, it won't pass."
Little Ding Ding, I, Lin Li, have always thought you can do it.
After thinking for a while, Lin Li returned the phone to Bai Bufan, took out his own phone, and left a comment.
"Lao Fu Li Ji: Indeed, no need to fish or add, I heard that there is already someone you like, I think his name is Lao Fu Li Ji."
(End of this chapter)
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