Chapter 261: The judgment of a person is nothing more than the same.
Although the likes of QQ friends will not have a small red dot like WeChat, there will still be reminders when friends comment on the status.
"Who is Lao Ji Fu Li? What kind of super middle-aged ID is it? Is it the nickname of the squad leader's father?"
Bai Bufan was the first to notice Lin Li's comment. After reading it, he turned his head and asked in surprise.
When friends comment, the remarks are displayed first, so what Bai Bufan saw is different from what Lin Li saw himself.
"Son:...It seems to be called Lao Fu Li Ji."
"It's Lao Fu Li Ji, don't read it randomly, it doesn't mean the same thing at all, be respectful." Lin Li frowned when he heard it.
Bai Bufan: "?"
He closed his eyes tightly, moistened his eyes, and took a closer look. It really is Lao Fu Li Ji.
Damn.
Well, this time it really changed from a middle-aged person to a young person's ID.
"So that's your nickname that defies heaven." To be able to come up with such a nickname, one must have an expert in the family. When Bai Bufan clicked on Lin Li's QQ profile and found that it was him, he immediately felt that it made sense.
Lin Li, who was described as defying heaven by Bai Bufan, twitched his lips slightly.
It was a bit unfair. How dare Bai Bufan say that his nickname defies heaven?
- Bai Bufan's current QQ nickname is "Too much tax evasion needs to be investigated severely."
- WeChat is relatively normal because he has no secondary account and his family members are in the contact list - "My friends in the Nancun group praised me for being strong."
Doesn't it look very normal in comparison?
Just when Lin Li was about to scroll down other posts.
"Hey, Lin Li, your comment...how should I put it, it makes me want to pee." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li.
Lin Li put down his phone after hearing this, frowned and looked at Bai Bufan with a smile, and did not understand what this guy was going to say for the time being.
"Speak human language."
"Your comment, in my eyes, is like I want to mark this classroom of Grade 14 as my territory, but there are too many people now, I am too embarrassed to take off my pants and raise my legs to pee in the corner, so for the sake of face, the genius I choose to pee with my pants on."
Bai Bufan maintained a teasing expression, looking at Lin Li with a smile:
"Others may be able to see the peeing in your pants, but they can only see it. Only you know the warmth that you have hidden.
Lin Li, you should understand what I mean, right?"
Lin Li: "..."
Where did the roundworm come from.
Lin Li laughed.
Then Lin Li laughed and stood up: "Of course I understand what you mean, you mean you want to pee in the classroom, no problem, Bufan, I'll help you."
"A glance of anxiety, joy, too classic, really embarrassing." Looking at Lin Li who was a little angry, in order to avoid being beaten to incontinence, Bai Bufan had already started to run away with a smile, and he didn't forget to review the six arts of a gentleman.
...
After covering Bai Bufan's body with endangered plants, Lin Li returned to his position.
There are quite a few messages on the space.
"Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yuying and five others liked your comment."
——QQ comments do have a like function.
"Ding Sihan replied to your comment: Where did the gossip come from?"
"Qu Wanqiu replied to your comment: Where did the inside information come from?"
"Chen Yuying replied to your comment: "Fist" "Fist" "Fist"
"Wang Yuezhi downvoted your comment."
"Wang Yuezhi replied to your comment: According to Article 25 of the "Dongda Public Security Administration Punishment Law", the act of spreading rumors, falsely reporting dangerous situations, police situations or deliberately disturbing public order by other means shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days, and may be fined not more than 500 yuan; if the circumstances are less serious, detention of not more than five days or a fine of not more than 500 yuan."
In addition, there are some replies from unfamiliar IDs that they don't know.
They feel that they are dreaming, so most of them want to piss on their own heads. The only one who is kind to them is that he has diabetes, which at least gives them a taste of sweetness.
There was no need to chat under such public accounts, and there was no need to chat in front of others, so Lin Li did not reply to anyone, but just sent an emoticon pack to "Three People and One Dog".
The evening self-study began soon, but it was basically the same as after class. Everyone was still doing what they had to do, and no one even cared about the songs on the multimedia .
A rare freedom in a closed campus.
Xue Jian also came for a few minutes, but when he saw everyone playing with their phones, he did not scold them, but just said to control the volume and not to make too much noise.
So the boys completely let go, simply changed positions, and arranged a civil war.
"I can't play, I have already uninstalled King of Glory." Zhou Baowei sent such a message in the black group.
After seeing this, Bai Bufan turned his head to look at Zhou Baowei in surprise: "What did Baowei do? Did you also half quit games like Lin Li?"
"Maybe it's to make the phone lighter. After all, it's already very heavy. If you can't lose weight yourself, can't you lose weight from the phone?" Lin Li interrupted when he heard it.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Can this also be turned to the part of humiliating yourself?
"In two weeks, I lost about half a month's worth of weight. Isn't that a remarkable effect!" Zhou Baowei stressed.
Lin Li gave a thumbs up, which was a great result.
"And who told you that downloading things will make your phone heavier, Lin Li?" Bai Bufan turned around and laughed at what Lin Li had just said.
"That's your own problem. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Storing things in your phone will make it heavier. I stored more than 100G of pornographic pictures and notebooks in my phone before. After a month, I found that my phone was getting heavier and heavier, and I could hardly hold it."
Lin Li felt that Bai Bufan was an illiterate who didn't understand digital products at all, and asked back with a sneer.
Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"
It seems so.
But.
You can't hold it steady because the phone has become heavy? I'm embarrassed to expose you.
"Don't pay attention to this 2b, Baowei, download it quickly, do you have traffic? If not, I'll turn on the hotspot for you. I haven't used up the carryover traffic from last month, you can use it to download." Bai Bufan stepped forward to urge Zhou Baowei.
"There is not enough space on my phone." Zhou Baowei said the real reason.
"You can go up and down the corridor, there is a lot of space in the corridor, if you really can't, go to the school gate." Bai Bufan pointed to the outside of the door and said.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Your mother.
"Isn't your phone 256G? It shouldn't be so easy to fill it up. You like taking pictures very much? I don't think so. What did you download?" Bai Bufan asked puzzledly after retracting his hand.
Zhou Baowei answered immediately: "It's the more than 100G pornographic pictures and books that Lin Li sent me before."
Bai Bufan: "?"
So you two have such a bond between me?
"My seat is between you two, my life is ruined." Bai Bufan stepped forward and snatched Zhou Baowei's phone directly, "Hurry up and delete a few! Sex is a bone scraper, don't bring such dangerous things to the campus!"
Unable to persuade Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei sighed and reluctantly reduced the weight of the phone: "I'm sorry, ipx-934."
After hearing this, Lin Li slowly fell into thought:
"Bufan, if you say... If sex is a bone scraper, when Hua Tuo was scraping Guan Yu's bones to heal his wounds, was he always playing pornographic movies for Guan Yu?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
"According to unofficial historical records, it is like this."
Bai Bufan is an expert on the Three Kingdoms, so he has to believe it.
The evening self-study ended in such a relaxed and playful atmosphere.
Before riding home, Lin Li went to the ramen restaurant he often ate.
"What do you want to eat, friends?" There were not many customers at this time. The owner was sitting on a chair playing with his phone. When he saw Lin Li coming, he stood up and asked.
"Scallion oil noodles with two poached eggs," Lin Li ordered first, and then made a request: "Boss, do you have takeaway seals? Can you give me some?"
"What do you want these for?" The boss was a little confused when he heard this.
"The takeaway was stolen..." Lin Li briefly explained what happened during the day, "...So, if the thief wants to continue stealing and wants to give some surprises, he needs some takeaway seals to help."
"Thieves are really annoying, and they need to be slapped a lot." The boss felt a little empathetic when he heard this, "Take whatever you want from your pocket later."
Lin Li is also an old customer, and there is basic trust in him. Moreover, this thing is not a contraband item, and he can buy it on the market if he wants to.
If he really does something bad, he will not become an accomplice.
"Thanks, boss."
"Adasi, I'm behind you like an eagle supporting you. I have the power of Dayun Automobile and the speed of Fuxing." The boss patted his chest happily after hearing that.
Lin Li took a deep breath, glanced at the halal sign in the store, and repeatedly confirmed his memory, so he tried to ask: "Boss, you should be Hui, why do you have this accent? You didn't have it before?"
"I've watched too many short videos of naan yanwen, and I'm a little drunk, meeting friends." The boss spread his hands and said embarrassedly.
Lin Li: "..."
"Boss, how come this thing tastes so good?" Lin Li was curious.
"This is easy," the boss taught without an accent, "Boy, if the Northeastern dialect is a random word placed at a random position in the sentence, then this Uyghur translation of Nang Yanwen is a random metaphor placed at a random position in the sentence.
For example, in Mandarin: Can you be more generous?
Nang Yanwen can be used to say "Hey, hold the oil, pick out the meat from the ant's leg and eat it in your stomach every day?"
Lin Li: "..."
Don't say it, don't say it.
...
The next day, Thursday.
Putting two fully-charged sports cameras and portable WiFi into his schoolbag, he changed into short-sleeved shirts and shorts, and casually put on a coat, and then rode to school.
There was a 3,000-meter preliminary final in the morning, and a 1,500-meter preliminary final in the afternoon.
Although for Lin Li, he was confident that he could win first place in running in toe shoes and tights.
But he still had to give some face to the basic law of this world and pretend to take it seriously.
There was no opening ceremony today, so after Lin Li arrived at school, he went straight to the playground.
From a distance, he saw Wang Yuezhi standing in the audience doing warm-up exercises, his expression was a little stiff, and he looked very nervous.
Now there is more than an hour before the start of the competition, but after all, he was a draftee, so it is understandable.
"It's over, Lin Li, it's over!" As soon as he approached the class base, before he had time to say hello to Chen Yuying, Lin Li heard Bai Bufan's barking.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li looked back at Bai Bufan who was running towards him and asked in confusion.
"Didn't we tell you not to bring breakfast this morning? I went to the cafeteria to eat.
I had noodles at that separate window. Damn, the aunt at that window, when school started, she still called me handsome boy, but this morning she only called me brother, Lin Li, don't you know what this means?"
Bai Bufan wailed in pain and despair.
Lin Li was somewhat relieved: "This means that she has finally gotten rid of her bad habit of lying."
"Yeah, damn, she changed--" Bai Bufan wanted to empathize, but then he was stunned.
(；☉_☉)?
So she got rid of her bad habit of lying?
"Your uncle Lin Li." Bai Bufan laughed and cursed, then patted his shoulder and asked: "Hey, have you prepared the props you mentioned for arresting the bastards?"
Lin Li patted his schoolbag, indicating that there was no problem.
"Let's go back to the dormitory early at noon, and then we will close the door and let you go, and start the hunt!"
"OK!" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands.
Walking to the edge of the base, Chen Yuying's outfit today is exactly the same as yesterday's.
"Lin Li, you didn't even look me in the eye first."
Chen Yuying bit her lower lip while zipping up her coat, helpless but with a little smile.
"Stingy guy, then I won't show you either." Lin Li snorted disdainfully and zipped up his coat.
Lin Li's revenge is funny, and his ridicule is also funny.
"Hey, isn't this the old horse that our Yingbao likes?" Ding Sihan, who was not far away, came over after smelling the smell.
"Hey, isn't this the genius girl Xiao Ding?" Lin Li heard this teasing and responded with surprise, and then said in a deep voice: "I want to keep moving forward, and no one can make me look back."
"Ahhhhh, don't call my online name and personal signature, Lin Li! I will kill you!" Ding Sihan's face turned red all of a sudden, and after starting with a battle cry, she rushed up to chase Lin Li and beat him.
The nickname in the front was okay, but the signature in the back really made her crazy with shame.
People are always like this. They are most afraid of being called by their real names on the Internet, and they are also afraid of being called by their online names in real life.
Lin Li dodged and looked at Qu Wanqiu: "Charming little mother, I am actually very cute-"
Qu Wanqiu: "?"
"Shut up!"
Lin Li, who had died once before today's project even started, finally arrived at the base.
Wang Ze sat on the chair with a slightly melancholy look.
Bai Bufan on the side also looked melancholy, but he was actually trying to hold back his laughter.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li walked over and put his arm on Wang Ze's shoulder, asking knowingly.
"Those two girls are too shy, which makes me happy and sad. They are still shy after a whole night." Wang Ze sighed, "I made so many preparations last night, but now I don't have the opportunity to use them. I'm anxious."
"What preparations did you make?" Lin Li asked with some amusement.
"Wang Ze asked us to light him last night. After wasting hundreds of shots, we finally took a picture of his perfect abdominal muscles and immediately posted it to Moments." Zhang Haoyang pushed his glasses and added.
"Is it so disgusting?" Lin Li laughed and immediately took out his phone to check.
"Don't look at it, you can't see it." Zhang Haoyang laughed, "Those few Moments have blocked all friends."
"Then why post a market?"
"Because it blocks us, the current friends, but the newly added friends can see it."
Lin Li: "?"
Can it be operated this way?
"You don't have to say these so loudly, cough cough," Wang Ze stood up and covered his son's mouth, then looked at Lin Li and laughed: "In order to show my charm, I also learned some magic from Wang Yuezhi."
It's a pity that there was no performance at the closing ceremony, otherwise there might be three clowns in Class 4.
Seeing Wang Ze taking it so seriously, Lin Li wanted to tell him the truth.
However, Bai Bufan next to him seemed to have noticed Lin Li's intention and shook his head at him from behind.
Lin Li smiled and changed the subject casually: "Wang Ze, magic is still too ordinary, do you want to learn magic?"
"Magic? Do you need to become a girl?" Wang Ze raised his eyebrows.
"Don't worry, you don't need it."
"Then I won't learn it."
Lin Li: "?"
"But it's in the hypnosis department.
" "Coach, this is what I want to learn."
"I'll show you a demonstration," Lin Li laughed, then walked towards Bai Bufan, snapped his fingers heavily, and then uttered a spell: "Bufan, from now on, you will forget that you are a gay."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"I'm not gay?" Bai Bufan was surprised.
Lin Li didn't say anything, but looked at Wang Ze and pointed at Bai Bufan, with a proud face: "This is the power of magic!"
"No! Fuck you! I'm not gay! This is a bullshit magic!" Bai Bufan was anxious.
"See, it's amazing, I forgot everything!" Lin Li answered proudly.
"No? Eh? Fuck!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened.
For a moment, he didn't know how to break the situation.
"No solution?!"
"No, this magic has too many loopholes." Wang Ze smiled disdainfully as if he saw a trick. As a master of gay jokes, he stood up and walked between the two.
"It's too easy to determine a man's sexual orientation. Just look at his skin. The criteria for judgment are nothing more than the same."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "Oo?"
No.
Wait.
God damn, the same.
But it seems to make sense.
"So this magic seems unsolvable, but as long as Bufan takes off his pants, he can easily break it, because as long as he has never been gay, then he is Xiaoyi." Wang Ze said lightly, and then looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, come on, start proving yourself."
"Your purpose seems to be wrong, right?"
Bai Bufan smiled and raised his middle finger, and couldn't help but sigh:
"After knowing Wang Ze for a long time, I suddenly understood the lyrics of Zhao Lei's "Chengdu".
"It's not just the wine last night that makes me cry~~""
Bai Bufan sang this line of lyrics, and Lin Li could never look directly at this song again.
Zhao Lei worked hard.
Bai Bufan accompanied Wang Ze to drink yesterday's wine. Before leaving, he gave Lin Li a look, as if he was going to do something.
Lin Li stood in the shadow of the parasol, looking at the sky waiting for time to pass, and chatting with the "three people" around him from time to time.
"Those participating in the men's 3,000-meter race, please go to the registration office for registration. Please go..."
Chen Yuying was originally looking at the track sideways, but when she heard the broadcast, she suddenly turned back. Her ponytail drew a dark arc in the sun. Her reaction seemed to be greater than Lin Li's. The tiny light in her pupils seemed to have taken in the entire autumn sky.
"Come on, Lin Li, you will have a smooth journey." Chen Yuying smiled and wished.
"I'm a little worried and nervous." Lin Li sighed.
"No need, no matter what the result is--" She took a half step forward, tilted her head, and crossed her hands behind her back: "You are very good."
"Ah, squad leader, I'm not worried about this," Lin Li suddenly sighed again with a long tone, "I'm worried about what pose I should take when I stand on the podium for the photo. I don't have this experience."
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
She tilted her head slightly, the smile in her eyes flowing with her eyes: "Don't worry about this."
Taking a step back, Chen Yuying raised her hand and made a photo frame, framing Lin Li in the sunlight framed by her fingertips. She closed one eye and smiled brightly: "Lin Li, you look good no matter how you look."
Her last words drifted away with the wind, and Lin Li suddenly forgot to breathe.
Xiaojing, Xiaojing, I'm sorry.
(End of this chapter)
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