Chapter 262: Did I do something wrong when I was reincarnated as an umbrella? (Seeking monthly votes at the beginning of the month)
Xiaojing, although I don’t know when you will be released from prison, please don’t call me after you are released. I am afraid that the squad leader will misunderstand.
Lin Li suddenly covered his chest and half-knelt on the ground.
"What's wrong?" Chen Yuying, who had a smile on her face, immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.
"Sorry, I forgot to breathe just now." Lin Li raised his face, his Adam's apple rolled in the sun, and said with a smile.
Chen Yuying: "..."
"Stupid." Chen Yuying was helpless and amused. She curled her fingertips from a high position, and finally turned into a light tap that fell on the top of Lin Li's head.
"Just knock once?" After waiting for a while without any follow-up, Lin Li looked up and asked in confusion, "Class monitor, I think the first update in the middle of the night is too early, right? Ding Sihan and the others are probably still awake. How about knocking twice more? I'll go to your dormitory to study with you in the middle of the night."
"That's not a hint!" Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then she knocked on her forehead twice with the back of her hand, saying with a headache.
Got it.
The class monitor will take the initiative to come to me to study in the second update in the middle of the night tonight, and I don't need to go to her.
I look forward to it.
By the way, this upward view is considered a death perspective, but it still looks so good.
Why do these legs feel longer than mine? Is it because of the proportion?
Playable for years.
"Lin Li, you are not Sun Wukong. The Great Sage is not as lustful as you. You can only be Zhu Bajie." Glancing at someone's eyes blatantly following her legs, she smiled and took two steps back, her heels knocking on the ground with a crisp sound: "Okay, Lin Li, you should go to check in first."
Lin Li stood up, stretched, and before leaving the class base, he said to Chen Yuying:
"Class monitor, do you really think that after my Monkey King froze the seven fairies, I did nothing?"
"Warm reminder, Monkey King jumped out of a stone. There are seven fairies and seven Calabash Brothers. The Calabash Brothers can turn into a stone mountain."
"I won't say much about the rest. Those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand won't understand even if I tell them. Class monitor, don't ask. The interests are too huge and it will do you no good to tell them. I can only say that the water is deep. The information on the Internet has been deleted. So I can only say that those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand can't be helped."
After saying this, Lin Li, an industry insider on Zhihu, left in style.
Chen Yuying: "?"
Then Chen Yuying couldn't help but worry. With such a dirty rumor, could Lin Li's head withstand the beating of a 13,500-jin stick?
But there is still a problem that needs to be solved. Chen Yuying smiled and said:
"Lin Li, where are you going? The registration office is not over there! You are going the wrong way! Didn't you look at the location map?"
Lin Li would naturally not admit it: "The earth is round. This is a field test of the curvature of the earth."
"Tsk——"
"I really left. You must cheer me up later. Oh, yes, monitor, there are wavy lines for cheering, cheering~, do you understand this?" Lin Li took out his mobile phone to confirm the location and winked at Chen Yuying.
"No~"
...
When Lin Li arrived at the registration office, Wang Yuezhi was already there.
The people working here are basically the student union and volunteer students. As for the teachers, there is only one person sitting in charge to cover the bottom and deal with problems that students cannot solve.
"Wang Yuezhi, what should I do now?" Lin Li walked over and patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder and asked.
Wang Yuezhi was very nervous and didn't notice Lin Li approaching. So he shuddered after being photographed and said in a slightly annoyed tone:
"Go over and show the staff your student ID and number book, and then draw the order."
Lin Li found the table with a sign for Grade 1.
"Hello, classmate, show me your student ID." The registrar said politely after seeing Lin Li.
"Here."
"Lin Li from Grade 1, Class 4... found, the registered number is 1009, where is your number card? Did you bring it?" The registrar asked after checking the roll call book in front of him.
"Yes." Lin Li took off his coat to show it.
"Nice figure."
"Thank you."
After confirming that the number book and Lin Li had no illegal equipment on him, the registrar recorded it in the roll call book, and then handed over a mobile phone: "Click it."
It was a number generator.
17.
"17, which means that when I take you to the track later, you will be in the seventeenth position." The registrar explained the meaning of this number.
The other events are divided into lanes by drawing lots during registration, but this is not applicable to the 3,000-meter race. It is impossible for only eight people to run at a time. Instead, all of them will go directly and arrange their positions on the starting line in advance to avoid possible friction, such as everyone squeezing into the inner circle.
"Wang Yuezhi, what's your number?" After registration, you have to wait for the next race to take everyone to the starting line. You can't leave at will, so Lin Li walked up to Wang Yuezhi and asked.
"8." Wang Yuezhi's eyes were not focused.
"Don't be so nervous." Lin Li comforted.
"It's easy to say." Wang Yuezhi glanced at Lin Li and said angrily.
After all, he is not Lin Li, so he doesn't have to suffer this torture.
"I have a way to relieve anxiety, do you want to listen?" Lin Li smiled.
"Go ahead."
"If you can smoke, smoke a cigarette now to calm down. If you can't smoke, you can learn to smoke first, and then smoke a cigarette now to calm down." Lin Li gave his life tips.
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
Your mother.
Do you have to smoke this cigarette?
"If you have time to joke with me, you might as well think about how to get a good ranking later. I'm here to make up the numbers, but you're not. Don't let me get the same score as you. It's disappointing!" Wang Yuezhi said disdainfully.
"Don't worry, I won't have any problems. By the way, Wang Yuezhi, I'm going to use the rabbit tactic later. Don't let me lead you down." Lin Li said confidently after hearing this.
The rabbit tactic refers to a tactic that quickly leads in the early stages of a long-distance race, disrupts the rhythm of other opponents, consumes the opponent's physical strength, and thus creates an advantage for teammates or yourself.
The rabbit tactic has relatively high requirements for the user. In reality, the tortoise tactic is more commonly used.
-- That is, deliberately running slowly when running, until you fall behind a whole lap and then blend in, pretending that you didn't fall behind this lap.
Before Lin Li obtained the system, he and Bai Bufan often used this trick.
"Got it." Wang Yuezhi nodded.
Seeing that Wang Yuezhi had no desire to chat, Lin Li sat on the ground and played with his mobile phone waiting for time to pass.
Until a voice sounded in front of him: "Are you Lin Li?"
Lin Li looked up and saw a male student, quite tall, but he didn't know him.
It wasn't Chen Yuying in front of him, and Lin Li didn't want to talk to others in a condescending manner, so he stood up and patted his butt. The other person was still a little shorter than him.
Then he said: "Yes, it's me, Lin Li, what's wrong?"
"Hehe, when you run 3,000 meters later, just eat your farts behind me." The other person sneered and gave Lin Li an upside-down thumbs-up.
Lin Li: "?"
"Not a buddy? Do we know each other?" Lin Li stared at the other person's face with a look of surprise, thinking for a long time in his mind, and then confirmed that he really didn't know this person.
If he didn't know him, what was this inexplicable malice?
"The strong should humiliate the weak. In sports competitions, being bad is the original sin. I don't want to say more to my future defeated opponents about the rest."
However, the other person just left this sentence, turned his thumbs down, and walked to the seat next to him to sit down and play with his mobile phone.
Lin Li: “?”
This guy is just like Kuang Heng when he was a kid, a pure and innocent boy!
Is he a sissy? Otherwise, why does he like to act cool? Or is he pretending to be
cool but not cool enough? Although it was a bit puzzling, Lin Li did not step forward to get back at him.
However, the other party successfully caught Lin Li’s attention.
After going to the registration office, he found out that this guy is called Du Hansi, and he is from Class 14 of Senior 1.
Class 14, Lin Li began to think, has he ever offended anyone from Class 14?
He still has no impression, and he has never had any conflict with this person or class.
Is it a legacy issue from the last monthly exam - for example, is it Feng Kai or the classmate of the guy who was reported by him, who is now helping him to get back at him?
Or did he lose the tug-of-war game before and is now angry?
It is impossible to guess without asking him, but it doesn’t matter.
Seventeen years old is the age when one cannot stand any grievance.
Lin Li has many ways to deal with this guy.
"Wang Yuezhi, I won't use the rabbit tactic later. I've decided to use the shit tactic instead. If you can follow the main group, just follow normally." Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi reminded him.
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
What did you just say about the B tactic?
...
"The competition will start soon. All the men's 3,000-meter runners in the first grade of senior high school should line up. Follow me!" When the time of the competition was approaching, the previous registrar shouted at the registrar with a loudspeaker.
The twenty classes were not full of 40 people. After all, there were not many people willing to make up the number for such a project. There were not many classes like Class 4 that filled the quota. There were only 28 contestants in total.
The group followed to the playground.
Chen Yuying, Bai Bufan and others had already been waiting at the starting line. When Lin Li approached, they said: "Lin Li, come on~"
It was a wavy cheer to meet Lin Li's wish.
It sounded good.
Lin Li put his index finger and middle finger together and gently stroked his temple, smiled and nodded: "Got it."
Then he took off his coat and handed it to Chen Yuying.
"If you need to drink water while running, you can tell me when you pass by me." Chen Yuying hung Lin Li's coat on her arm and shook the two bottles of water in her hand.
"Okay," Lin Li smiled and nodded, "but more important than water, remember to cheer me up."
"Of course." Chen Yuying knocked the two bottles of mineral water in her hands against each other like cheerleaders, and the corners of her lips curved up.
"The oil price has gone up today, Lin Li." Just when Lin Li was taking off his clothes. Bai Bufan, who had his hands behind his back, said at this time.
"Then add yesterday's."
"Please ask the men's 3,000-meter runners of Grade 1 to go to the track, and the competition will start soon."
"The autumn wind cheers for you, and the sun cheers for you! The 3,000-meter track is the stage for you to sweat; the 3,000-meter journey is the challenge for you to surpass yourself! No matter what the result is, every step you take is our pride! Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi, come on! - From all the students of Class 4 of Grade 1."
The radio broadcasted the cheering manuscript sent by the class for the two.
"You should do your best too." At the last moment, Lin Li patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder, walked onto the track, stood at the back, and looked relaxed.
"Everyone, go ahead - North - Bang!"
The starting gun sounded.
Lin Li pressed the timer on his watch. If he wanted to control the score accurately, he must run according to the previous time allocation.
Lin Li didn't start fast, and was even the slowest.
He originally planned to be the first to leave the others behind, but because of the tactical changes, he didn't need to do so for the time being. He
spotted Du Hansi in the crowd in front, and accelerated to catch up, revealing a dark smile at the same time.
The other party dared to say harsh words to him, because he quickly ran to the first place among all the people.
And Lin Li, who was following behind, became the second.
Du Hansi adjusted his breathing and ran with big strides.
"...Du...Han...Si...Du...Han...Si..." A voice came from behind.
Du Hansi: "?"
This voice made Du Hansi a little confused. He turned around and found that it was Lin Li who was following him closely.
Lin Li was actually able to look at him with a smile while running with big strides.
"What's wrong?" Du Hansi had the energy to ask in surprise as the run had just begun.
"I'm born to admire the strong. Your domineering declaration just now was so cool. I'm a little in love with you, buddy." Lin Li explained with a smile, his face slightly red.
Du Hansi: "?"
No?
You're blushing like a bubble teapot!
Wait.
There was no time to ask questions. Was there something touching his butt?
Du Hansi looked down in horror. It was Lin Li's hand!
"Fuck, there's a gay!"
Du Hansi's pupils trembled. He took a deep breath and sped up again. In the first lap, he ran at a speed that many people sprinted.
Although allocating physical strength in this way would affect the results, if he didn't affect the results now, it would affect his innocence.
"... Du... Han... Si..."
Du Hansi: "?"
When this voice appeared again, Du Hansi swallowed his saliva, which already tasted a little rusty, and turned around.
It was Mona Lisa's smile.
"Hans, will you be good to me?" Lin Li said shyly, sadly telling the past:
"I hadn't seen my ex-boyfriend for more than a month. He said he missed me very much, so I paid for him to go see him. I also booked a hotel and a table. But he didn't even want to buy a bottle of lubricant. He blew his nose and wiped it on my back. I wanted to scold him, but I thought it was not easy to meet him once, so I endured it
. But later, seeing others blowing their noses always reminded me of the past, so he became my ex-boyfriend. Hans, will you be good to me?" Lin Li asked again, but this time there was no sadness, only the yearning for the future and a better life with Du Hansi.
Du Hansi: "???"
Du Hansi was in a trance, and felt something strengthening his ears.
Lin Li should pay him for listening to this conversation. Is this fucking Chinese?
There was no time to be in a trance, because Du Hansi found that the hand began to strengthen his butt again.
Run!
"Hansi~~I have a scar on the inside of my thigh, do you want to see it? It has nothing to do with my obscure past, incomplete memories, and no one bullies me. It's just a trace of time, and it changes with the seasons, so I call it a seasonal scar."
The voice lingered.
"Ahhhhh!!!" Du Hansi ran forward with all his might. It was the first time he ran so hard for a man.
Who the hell knew that running for a school sports meeting would also encounter sexual harassment! !
Lin Li's voice seemed to have disappeared.
But Du Hansi didn't dare to look back, nor did he dare to lose heart.
He looked straight ahead and ran hard, fearing that he would be caught up by Lin Li after he relaxed.
He noticed from the corner of his eye that there were several girls looking at him expectantly on the inside of the playground, and one of them was a particularly good-looking girl with a high ponytail.
A touch of porcelain white wrist swayed into a virtual shadow in the sun, and the creases of sports shorts when standing on tiptoe revealed the unique arc of youth.
Just by looking at it for a few times, he felt that his soul, which had been disgustingly tainted by Lin Li, had become much clearer.
Du Hansi quickly closed his mouth that was panting because of the sudden acceleration and adjusted his image.
Now is the fantasy time. Do I have a little fan girl too...
"Come on! Come on--" Seeing his arrival, the girl also smiled happily and waved her arms at Du Hansi. Her porcelain white face made people unable to take their eyes away.
Du Hansi almost fell in love, if the other party did not call his name wrong.
"--Lin Li! Come on! Lin Li! Come on~~"
Not only did he not fall in love, but Du Hansi's face was a little ugly for a moment.
Because she looked at him and called Lin Li, what does it mean?
Feeling like he was playing a horror game, Du Hansi slowly turned around.
It was Mona Lisa's brilliant laugh.
No? Why didn't this person even make footsteps?
Du Hansi looked down and found that the frequency of this guy's running was surprisingly consistent with his own, so that he didn't even notice that there was a person close behind him!
It's just that Lin Li, who was following behind him, finally looked like a person at this time. He didn't touch his butt, but waved at the girl in response.
As if noticing Du Hansi's gaze, Lin Li looked at him again: "What's wrong, Hansi?"
Hansi said nothing, but turned back and continued to accelerate.
"Han Si, I want to be reincarnated as an umbrella so that you can hold my hook openly,
or reincarnate as a playground, which can be set up in your elementary school, Han Si, Han Si~ Oh~ Han Si~ My Han Si."
However, some things can't be thrown away. Lin Li's moving voice continued to call his lover's name from behind, and he was almost unable to hold it.
This is Lin Li's shit strategy - disgust the first place to death, and the second place will become the first place.
Du Hansi finally understood that Lin Li just stopped not because he planned to be a human being, but because he was about to pass by acquaintances, and he also had to maintain his image.
Du Hansi was desperate. Unable to accept this torture any longer, he chose to tell the truth:
"Lin Li, brother, please stop torturing me and saying harsh words. Yes, it was Wang Ze who asked me to say that. He asked me to stimulate you and see if I could make you run faster.
Brother, please forgive me. If you continue to do this, I will give up the competition. I just came to the school sports meeting to have fun. I don't plan to have any psychological problems!!"
Because he was still running and tired, Du Hansi's voice seemed a little intermittent.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
Huh?
"Is that so? Haha." Lin Li's doubts were solved, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
This guy can run so fast, he really looks like a sports student. It's normal that Wang Ze knows him but he doesn't. And Wang Ze, this bitch, can
really do this kind of thing.
It turned out to be a misunderstanding.
"Sorry, sorry, the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple." Lin Li laughed.
It can be regarded as Wang Ze's painstaking efforts.
"It's okay, it's okay, just don't disgust me, brother, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." The person Du Hansi hates the most now is not Lin Li, but Wang Ze.
You fucking classmate has this physical fitness, and you want me to provoke him?
He has been following me, and he can still run without slowing down, and talk smoothly and naturally, and he doesn't look tired at all!
This kind of person, he is almost provoking me, right?
Wang Ze, I really am Tian Wenjing!
"I'm sorry to you too." Lin Li looked at the time on his watch and apologized.
"No, no, I'm sorry to you, I shouldn't provoke you."
"No, no, no, I'm sorry... Brother, if I talk again, I'm going to get a stitch in the side, let's not, let's not continue." Du Hansi begged.
"Okay, then you come on, I won't be behind you, I'm going to speed up." Lin Li nodded.
Du Hansi was so moved that tears were about to flow down.
He never wanted Lin Li to appear behind him again in his life.
The place where Lin Li's big hand touched his buttocks was still numb as if it had been electrocuted. If it was touched again, Du Hansi was afraid that his Taoism would be unstable.
Could it be...
"Then you should do your best too!" Du Hansi's physical distribution had been completely disrupted by himself. It was absolutely impossible to break the record if he kept following him. The current pace was a little slower than expected, so according to the time on the watch, Lin Li began to speed up. He
did not forget to encourage as he passed by.
"Fuck, awesome, Lin Li ran to the first place! He surpassed my buddy? He can't be the first, right? It's incredible... How did he do it?"
At this time, Wang Ze, who was waiting for Lin Li to come closer to cheer on the playground, noticed this scene, widened his eyes and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder beside him, shocked.
Coach, I really seem to be cultural.
"If you ask him, he will only answer you one sentence, he did it by abstaining from sex." Bai Bufan knows Lin Li very well.
"Lin Li! Come on! Keep it up! Take first place! Steady!" After Lin Li ran closer, Wang Ze, Bai Bufan and others cheered loudly.
Lin Li nodded at them.
"The girls waved, and we just nodded. I don't want to say more about the situation." Wang Ze felt that he was treated differently and sighed.
"It should be that he just ran out of energy. How could Lin Li be so ungrateful? If he was ungrateful, I would be willing to drive a luxury car and live in a villa in my next life." Bai Bufan smiled and spread his hands.
Bai Bufan turned his head and continued to follow Lin Li's figure, while Wang Ze waited for the second place to arrive.
After nearly half a minute, Du Hansi finally reached his position.
"Hansi, you also come on, I saw you run very fast in the first lap, I thought you were going to burst, why are you lagging now? You can't be done anymore, right?"
Seeing that Du Hansi was a little exhausted and his breathing was obviously a little uncontrolled, Wang Ze laughed.
Du Hansi was even more indifferent than Lin Li when he heard this. He remained strangely calm and didn't even nod. He just stared at Wang Ze until he reached the limit of turning his head while running.
Wang Ze: "?"
Wang Ze swallowed his saliva. Was it... an illusion?
Why... did he sense murderous intent in Du Hansi's eyes? -
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(End of this chapter)
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