Chapter 475 He is fully responsible, what are you afraid of? [Seeking monthly votes]
Although he was not practicing, a warm current flowed through Lin Li's body.
Because he is taking a shower.
Humming a casual tune and bathing in the gentle water flow, Lin Li's mind was scattered.
The squad leader seemed to know what he was planning.
But it doesn’t matter.
After all, there is the joy of surprise in making a sudden appearance, and there is the joy of anticipation in knowing in advance.
Everything is fine.
But I hope Zhongdeng doesn’t become sensitive, because from a certain perspective, tonight is another day to force Yingbao away from him.
I just love Tauren purely.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, but Lin Li quickly patted his mouth corners, saying, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, it will deduct merit."
The merit deduction has nothing to do with Zhongdeng. Lin Li thinks of himself as the little emperor and is now taking a bath. It is well known that joking about the emperor taking a bath will damage merit. This is the reason. Please be informed.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck—"
The movement of slapping the corners of my mouth was a little too big, and my elbow accidentally hit the mixing valve, and the mild hot water suddenly turned into boiling hot water.
Your mother!
This is the most difficult device to operate in the world. Sometimes Lin Li would wonder whether the size of the range that makes people feel comfortable is actually smaller than a quark.
Otherwise, why is it hot magma a little further forward, but becomes extremely cold glacier a little further back?
But fortunately, the cultivators had strong physiques and their spiritual awareness was fully activated. After careful adjustments by bomb disposal expert Lin Li, the water temperature returned to normal.
"call--"
After doing all this, Lin Li immediately turned his gaze towards the system.
【Task 2 completed.】
[You have received rewards: Title: Flower Guardian; Physical Improvement: Overall recovery ability increased by 50%; Random system prop*1; System currency*100]
[Flower Guardian: When wearing this title, designate any woman or female. When they are within ten meters of you, they will not be harmed. Each designation must last at least three hours before you can modify the designated target.]
【Task 5 has been completed.】
[You have received rewards: Physical Improvement: Physical Strength Limit Increased by 100%; Random System Item*1; System Currency*100]
These two tasks were completed in turn when Zhu Ning was sent back and the young man's juice was handed over to the Allies.
This was also the real purpose of Lin Li sending Zhu Ning back, and the result did not disappoint him.
As for the results of the two system props, they are as follows——
[You have obtained the "Mall Mechanism·Initial Discount".]
【You have obtained "Secondary Title (100%)."】
[Mall Mechanism: Initial Discount: When refreshing products in the future, there is a small chance that the refreshed products will be discounted at a random percentage, and you can purchase them once at that discounted price.]
[Sub-title: After using, you will wear an additional sub-title, and the effect of this title will be 100% effective.]
I had previously obtained a sub-title with a 50% effect, and this time it is 100%. Now I can wear three titles at the same time, which is quite useful.
As for the former, it is also a matter of luck, and Lin Li thinks that something that can directly emphasize the small probability in the description should be considered a "once-in-a-lifetime" series.
You know, I got a "Mall Mechanism·Probability Designation" before, and it has been refreshed several times until now, but there has not been a refresh opportunity to designate it.
But something is better than nothing, so just consider it better than nothing.
The most regrettable thing was that there were no discount coupons. Looking at the 1200 system currencies on the panel, after hesitating for a moment, Lin Li still spent 1000 to buy the "Certificate of Telepathy".
[Proof of Telepathy: After refining, when worn on the body, the outside world cannot perceive the wearer's soul, and the soul will continue to be nourished and improved.
There is also a chance to enter the "telepathy" state, where the spiritual awareness ability is greatly enhanced and the voices of other creatures can be captured; the "telepathy" state lasts from ten seconds to ten minutes.
If one actively shatters the "Certificate of Telepathy," they will enter a ten-minute state of telepathy. After the shattering, it will take a week for self-repair. During recovery, they will no longer be able to passively enter the "Telepathy" state, nor will they nourish their spirit and soul, rendering them unable to perceive.
It would be best if it could be half price or something, which would save me 500 system currencies, but as the saying goes, buy early and enjoy early, buy late and enjoy the discount.
Just think of it as a way to nourish and elevate your own spirit and soul earlier.
I had enough currency before but was reluctant to buy more, mainly because I didn’t know how much system currency it would cost to travel to the all-female world, so I kept some for backup.
I am not in a hurry now. After spending the money, I still have 200 left, which is enough.
The "Proof of Telepathy" is the same as the "Proof of God". After it is materialized, it can change at will in a small size. The only difference is that the color is white instead of silver. Lin Li simply let it and the "Proof of God" intertwine and entangle the "Water-Repellent Bead" that has been being absorbed.
The final effect was unexpectedly good, and it became a very delicate-looking accessory.
After changing clothes and going downstairs, Lin Li found Wu Min's car in the underground parking lot.
It was a very ordinary black car. Lin Li opened the door with the spare key, got in, turned on the navigation, started the car, and set off.
With the car in motion and music playing, and his phone occasionally used to chat in the group chat to pretend he was still at home, Lin Li left Xiling safely.
Wu Min was still worried that he would have an accident while driving. How could that be possible?
Lin Li remembered the driving safety tip Kobe Bryant had given to all drivers before his retirement: "Slow down! I look before I drive!"
Translated, it means "Why have I never had a car accident in my life? First, don't drive too fast. Then, make sure to look around several times before taking action."
Always missed.
Follow the will.
After driving for half an hour, we successfully arrived at our destination.
Lin Li took out his cell phone and sent a message to Bai Bufan.
The other party did not reply immediately, so Lin Li opened the black group.
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Zhang Haoyang: People say Genshin Impact doesn't exist in the real world, but I laugh. Whenever the wind blows me away while playing badminton, I stand there with a helpless smile, saying, 'Hahahaha, Venti, please stop messing around!' Whenever I'm startled by thunder, I think of General Lei Dian, and my fear fades. When I travel and see towering mountains, I marvel at Zhongli's greatness. When I see lush green trees, I think of Nashida's loveliness."
"Wang Ze: So when you saw the cup leaking electricity, would you laugh and say, 'General Thunder, stop messing around,'"
"Qin Zeyu: So when you were climbing a mountain and saw a mudslide, would you laugh and say, 'Master Zhongli, stop masturbating?'"
"Zhou Baowei: When you see it raining, do you laugh and say, 'Lady Funina, stop spraying?'"
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Yang Bangjie: So every time you see the tree hole, do you laugh and say, 'Lady Nashida, stop seducing me?'"
"Zhang Haoyang:?"
"Zhang Haoyang: Holy shit, I love Genshin Impact so much. I've discovered that Genshin Impact is truly a life-or-death experience. No matter how outrageous my words are, as long as Genshin Impact is on my homepage, the First Law will automatically be triggered. At most, I'll get criticized for playing Genshin Impact, but my parents are safe."
"Lin Li: Actually, it's tacitly assumed that it's gone."
"Zhang Haoyang:?"
"Zhang Haoyang: Lin Li, can you please say something nice?"
"Lin Li: 'Fireworks' is actually 'stars', which means 'rainbow' without 'flowers'."
"Zhang Haoyang:?"
Ignoring Zhang Haoyang's question, he clicked on the group voice and found that Bai Bufan was not among the online members.
Just when Lin Li was about to call Bai Bufan, he happened to reply to the message.
"Bai Bufan: What's wrong?"
"Lin Li: What are you doing now?"
"Bai Bufan: I just died while playing games."
Reasonable time to chat.
"Lin Li: Staying home tonight? Not going out?"
"Bai Bufan: Please go out to the market. There have been some incidents in my family in the past two weeks, and I am so scared that I dare not go out at all."
"Lin Li: What's going on?"
"Bai Bufan: There have been frequent incidents of indecent assault lately. It's caused a huge uproar, and the police have even been called."
"Lin Li: What are you afraid of as a man?"
"Bai Bufan: I'm afraid of being recognized."
"Lin Li: Then you should be afraid."
"Bai Bufan: So what do you want from me?"
"Lin Li: Go downstairs."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: What is that?"
"Lin Li: Hurry up, get downstairs now, and stop whining like a bitch."
"Bai Bufan: I'm being serious, not crooked."
"Lin Li: Go downstairs, downstairs, downstairs, downstairs, downstairs, downstairs, downstairs, downstairs..."
"Bai Bufan: No? What are you doing? Didn't I tell you I'm still playing games?"
"Lin Li: Pause for a moment!"
"Bai Bufan: You fucking bastard."
"Lin Li: You'll have five minutes to get downstairs. Hurry up! If you're a brother, come out and chop me up."
"Bai Bufan:???"
"Bai Bufan: Are you downstairs?"
"Bai Bufan: I can't finish the game in five minutes. What should I do with my parents if I go downstairs now?"
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: You're just not going to reply to messages anymore, aren't you, you bastard!"
"Bai Bufan: Speak! Look in my ass!!"
"Bai Bufan: Damn! You evil creature! Wait! Buy me eight resurrection armors later!"
Bai Bufan, who was being treated coldly, raised his middle finger towards his phone and sent a message in the game team message board: "Sorry, my sister just said that she saw my wife and her husband getting a room. I have to hang up now." Then he immediately stood up, picked up a coat from the chair next to the bed and walked out.
Although he felt that Lin Li was a little bit crazy, he was also a little happy and expectant.
Tsk, if Lin Li wasn’t downstairs, he would really be angry this time.
Of course, the kind that can be reconciled.
But as long as he is really downstairs, then just go out.
Even if Lin Li was just passing by, shouted at him to come downstairs and then told him to go back, making a fool of him, Bai Bufan would accept it. At most he would scold him in person and would never get angry.
Send them all, buddy.
Brother, bro.
In the living room, Bai Bufan's parents watched him hurriedly walk to the entrance and put on his shoes. Bai's mother asked in surprise, "Bufan, are you going out?"
Bai Bufan: "I don't know."
Bai's mother: "?"
"What do you mean by 'you don't know either'?" Bai's mother asked after a pause after hearing this answer. "What are you doing downstairs?"
Bai Bufan: "I don't know. I'm curious why I went downstairs."
"When will you be back?"
Bai Bufan: "I don't know."
Father Bai and Mother Bai: “?”
The two looked at each other and realized that it was broken. It seemed that the big one was completely useless.
I feel like I can cancel it now. It’s so expensive to maintain an account.
"Dad, don't be impulsive! It was Lin Li who told me to go out! But he didn't tell me anything! That's why I didn't know!"
Out of the corner of his eye he noticed his father standing up and starting to snap his belt, and Bai Bufan hurriedly said as he hurriedly put on his shoes.
"Lin Li? Is he downstairs at home?" Although Mr. Bai did not attend the parent-teacher meeting, he had naturally heard of Lin Li, so he asked in confusion.
Bai Bufan was silent for a moment, then gave a standard answer: "...Dad, I really don't know this time."
Father Bai: “?”
Before the belt hit the ground with a crackling sound, Bai Bufan had already opened the door and ran out.
He jogged all the way to the first floor door, looked around but didn't see Lin Li. When he took out his cell phone and was about to greet the family tree, he heard a horn sound not far away.
“Beep—beep—”
Bai Bufan looked up and saw that the front window of a parked car opposite was rolled down, and the driver inside the window was looking straight ahead, leaving only his side profile to him. He pretended to smoke, with his left hand hanging out of the window, looking nonchalant.
"You've installed it, right?" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Lin Li and scolded him with a smile.
There were not many people on the road inside the community, so Bai Bufan looked around and then trotted directly towards Lin Li.
Lin Li, who had pretended enough, smiled and looked at Bai Bufan who was running towards him, and was about to say hello -
“Ouch!! Someone was hit!! This car hit someone!! It hurts so much!! It hurts so much!!!”
Lin Li: “(゜▽゜)?”
——Bai Bufan ran straight towards the front of the car instead of Lin Li. After lying on it for a while, he lay on the ground and began to roll left and right.
Fuck you!
It's a scam, right?
Xiao Zhou's wind finally blew Xiao Bai.
"People's hearts have changed - the world is going downhill - they hit someone and still don't take responsibility -" Bai Bufan wailed at the top of his lungs, until the next second:
Car: "Buzz——"
"What am I doing?"
Bai Bufan was immersed in his art when he suddenly heard the sound of a car ignition. He straightened his body abruptly and saw the bright headlights and Lin Li grinning in the driver's seat.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Oh no, I’m really going to be hit to death.
"Don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive! Lin Li! Especially your feet, don't get excited!" Bai Bufan rolled and crawled to his feet.
"Forest--"
Bai Bufan didn't finish his words because the car started moving.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Fuck! Lin Li, you're not a human! You're really a jerk! You were born!!"
Bai Bufan began to flee, and Lin Li began to chase him.
He ran, he chased, but he couldn't escape even if he had wings.
"Bufan, I'm responsible for everything, what are you afraid of?" Lin Li, grinning, leaned out of the car window and shouted at Bai Bufan who was fleeing in front.
"Are you asking me what I'm afraid of? I'm afraid of death!" Bai Bufan even had the time to turn around, raise his middle finger, and curse with a smile.
"Bufan! What are you running for? You're already an adult, so stop running around like a child. It would be embarrassing if the neighbors saw you."
Hearing his mother's voice, Bai Bufan subconsciously looked up, and then saw his mother leaning out from the balcony.
Bai Bufan kept his head up and pointed at himself as he ran, then at the car chasing him: "Mom, can't you see? This car is going to hit me!"
"I saw it," Bai's mother nodded, "but he's entirely to blame, so what are you afraid of?"
Bai Bufan: “…”
I don’t know if it’s an illusion.
My own mother.
It seemed as if he really hoped that his cold child could be exchanged for the warm numbers in the bank card to accompany her.
Forget it, just consider it as filial piety.
Seeing that Bai Bufan had given up hope of running, Lin Li parked the car steadily, then stuck his head out, waved towards the upstairs, and greeted with a smile: "Hello, Auntie!"
"Hey! Good! Lin Li," Bai's mother smiled and waved, "Have you got your driver's license yet?"
"Yes, I just got it not long ago."
"That's amazing! Is this car your mother's?"
"Yes, my mom went to play mahjong, so I borrowed her car."
"Oh, are you guys planning on going somewhere tonight?"
"Auntie, I don't know yet."
When Bai Bufan said this, there were only question marks. But when Lin Li said this, Bai's mother only smiled kindly.
"Okay, then have fun. Do you want to go home after midnight tonight?"
"Yes, that should be the case," Lin Li nodded, and then immediately said, "But don't worry, Auntie, I will just take Bufan back when the time comes. It will be absolutely safe and efficient."
"It will be so troublesome to send him back. Xiling is so far away from here. No need. Just let him take a taxi back." Bai's mother waved her hand politely.
"No problem, it's convenient. I have a classmate who lives nearby who I need to pick up. She's a girl, and I can't let her take a taxi back alone after midnight."
"Oh, if it's on your way, fine. If it's not, then there's no need to bring Bufan with you."
"Yeah, I see."
“…”
Bai Bufan listened to the conversation between his mother and her son.
It made a billion people cry.
Anyway, my cousin wants to cry.
Boring.
Finally, his mother considered that the current conversation style was not very elegant, so she stopped thinking about continuing the conversation, and signaled Lin Li and Bai Bufan to go play first while she went to do her own thing.
Bai Bufan finally sighed and stood in front of the car, his face ashen.
"Lin Li, come over here."
In a world without maternal love, life would be meaningless.
Lin Li: "OvO."
Car: "Buzz-buzz-"
Bai Bufan: "Wait!"
"Wait!!"
"I'm kidding, bro! Stop the car! The most important thing for you right now is to comfort me! Stop the car! Don't hit me, don't really hit me, oh my god!!"
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(End of this chapter)
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