Chapter 476 Wu Song's sister said that purple is very charming [asking for monthly votes]
Bai Bufan understood one thing clearly: Lin Li was a cunning villain who could not be trifled with.
And there are a lot of dark thoughts hidden in my heart.
For example, he hopes to be a Coser, go to the national highway to cosplay a speed bump, and lift up his skirt while lying on the road. Then, when Lin Li drives over him, he looks at him with disgust and says that Xiujinsan is really disgusting.
Oh my god, the two-dimensional world is so disgusting.
However, if you look at the scene downstairs from the perspective of Bai's mother's balcony just now, the scene is very clear. The two children are just playing, and her son is also enjoying it.
Otherwise, how can one explain why his son could only run away on the road? After all, as long as he hides in the residential building nearby, the car will naturally not be able to chase him.
Could it be that my son is mentally retarded?
How is that possible?
That's why she was in the mood to make a few jokes and then go back without worry, letting her son get hit by a car. This is a mother's love as vast as the sea, giving her child warmth and strength in the gentle waves.
In fact, just now the Bai family's fatherly love was still in the air.
——The mountain usually stood there motionless, so Father Bai didn't move either, to show his fatherly love.
"Fuck, why didn't I run to the side? Am I mentally retarded?"
After Bai Bufan ran about a hundred meters on the road like walking a dog, he suddenly thought of this extremely clever idea. He instantly deviated from the direction and arrived at the bottom of the residential building.
Seeing this, Lin Li naturally stopped the car and stopped playing.
He unlocked the car door and waved to Bai Bufan with a smile:
"Alright, get in the car. What kind of goofy outfit are you wearing? Why are you still wearing school pants?"
"Fuck, you still have the nerve to say that. I asked you why and you didn't tell me. You just kept nagging me to come down. In the end, you just didn't reply to my message. I grabbed a coat and rushed downstairs. I almost came down in slippers."
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan turned around and blamed his birth, raised his middle finger and complained sadly.
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you're wearing slippers," Lin Li smiled and honked the horn. "Get in the car, get in the car. You can't expect me to open the door for you."
Bai Bufan opened the front door, but before he even sat down, he suddenly asked Lin Li in a charming voice:
"Brother, if I sit in the passenger seat of your car, your girlfriend won't be angry, right~~"
"Yes, you reminded me now. Get in the back seat." Lin Li nodded calmly.
"I won't," Bai Bufan sat down without any hesitation. "You're still going to pick up Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, right? If I sit behind them with them when everyone is here, I'll be so uncomfortable."
"I know you're still talking nonsense?" Lin Li gave him a middle finger and started operating the navigation. "Fasten your seatbelts, let's go."
"Are there good and bad seat belts? You only have one, could this be a bad one?" Bai Bufan asked puzzledly, pulling the seat belt beside him in confusion.
This seat belt that I don’t know how to fasten must be a bad one, right? Oo?
Damn, Lin Li ignored me.
It's like I think I'm an idiot.
“…”
"Fuck you! You're making me look like a clown by ignoring me like that!!"
Bai Bufan cursed and laughed as he punched Lin Li.
"What else?" Lin Li smiled. He had already entered Qu Wanqiu's address and glanced at Bai Bufan mockingly. After seeing that Bai Bufan had fastened his seat belt, he stepped on the accelerator and said, "Let's go."
"Tsk tsk tsk." Although he really didn't know how many times he had taken this bus, when he turned around and saw that the person driving was Lin Li, Bai Bufan still felt a sense of novelty and weirdness.
There is a sense of relief and loss that a father feels when he sees his baby boy really grown up.
This complex emotion did not last long, because after Lin Li noticed his gaze, he deliberately acted leisurely and drove with one hand in a cool and casual manner, pretending to be dead.
But Bai Bufan still complimented him, "Driving is really cool. Tsk, I want to drive too. When I become an adult, I will get my driver's license as soon as possible."
"Actually, I think it's unreasonable to have to be 18 to drive," Lin Li said seriously.
"I once conducted a survey of men, and the results showed that among a large number of car accidents, the number of accidents caused by minors was far less than that caused by adults. Yet, the law restricts minors from driving. It's simply unreasonable."
"I'm awesome, Lin Li, you are really a statistics expert." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up when he heard that.
It feels like Lin Li is the kind of person who asks everyone on the Spring Sports Bus if they have bought tickets to go home, and then concludes that everyone has bought tickets.
It feels more like interviewing every Russian Roulette player who has played real games with real guns and bullets about their gaming experience, and then concluding that Russian Roulette is very safe and no one has ever died.
"It's okay, just average, not a special expert." Lin Li waved his hand modestly.
"Please drive into the left lane in advance and make a U-turn at the intersection ahead." The navigation system sounded a prompt.
"Really?" Bai Bufan reacted rather strongly, looking terrified. "Lin Li, stop driving! Will you turn into Louis XVI if you keep driving? I'm just out for fun! Turning around and stuff like that is a tonic—"
According to unofficial historical records, when Louis XVI was being escorted to the execution ground, the escorting officers kindly reminded him: "Turn around 100 meters ahead."
Louis XVI's favorite road was the highway because U-turns were not allowed there, making it a paradise.
"Don't worry,"
This time, Lin Li finally didn't let Bai Bufan play the fool, and responded to his words in a more cooperative manner.
"Don't trust the navigation, it's always bullshit."
"He just told me to 'keep straight and use the middle two lanes'.
You might not know this if you haven't passed your driving test, but if I want to drive in two lanes at once, I have to drive in the middle. But that would mean I'd cross the line, which would deduct points. All I can say is that navigation systems are full of bad ideas, so just listen to the good ones."
"Oh, so that's the case. Then I feel relieved." Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Lin Li's comfort.
"By the way, Bufan, please send a private message to Qu Wanqiu so she can be prepared."
He smiled and thought of the important matter. Lin Li turned his head slightly but still looked ahead and raised his chin to indicate.
"Aren't you going downstairs to send her a message as a surprise?"
"Girls and boys are different. Boys can just give it some time, but for girls, it's better to tell them in advance. Even if we arrive, there's no need to rush her. Tell her not to rush and to go at her own pace. We still have plenty of time tonight."
Lin Li explained.
"You didn't even give me 'a little time'." Bai Bufan sneered.
Lin Li: "You are neither a boy nor a girl, you were born as such, so it's naturally the third case."
Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"
"Your mother gave it to me—"
After laughing and cursing, Bai Bufan picked up his phone, but after thinking about it, he chose to take Lin Li's phone.
"You tell me, I send it."
"Cong Xin kid," Lin Li sneered, "Give her a question mark."
"Lin Li:?"
"Qu Wanqiu:?"
"Lin Li:?"
"Qu Wanqiu:?"
"Lin Li:?"
“…”
The two stubborn people began to quarrel.
In the end, it was Qu Wanqiu, the more filial daughter, who chose to admit defeat.
"Qu Wanqiu: Are you sick, Lin Li? What are you doing?"
"Lin Li has enabled location sharing."
"Qu Wanqiu has joined the shared location."
"Qu Wanqiu:???????"
"Qu Wanqiu initiated a voice call."
"Lin Li? Why are you here? Are you here to play? Or what?" After the call was connected, Qu Wanqiu, this rude guy, didn't even say hello and started questioning him.
"I've already contacted Bufan. I'll be at your house in 12 minutes. Jiji, do you want to put on makeup? If not, this time should be enough." Lin Li smiled and went straight to the point.
"Ah???" From the voice, it can be heard that Qu Wanqiu is in a slightly confused state just like Bai Bufan just now.
"Anyway, just pack up and come downstairs. Don't worry or feel pressured. I drove here, and it's comfortable for me to wait for you downstairs. Don't worry. But if you make me wait for more than an hour, you'll know what it means to change your face."
"Ah... uh... okay... so... we're going out tonight, right?"
"What else?"
"Where are we going?"
"have no idea."
Qu Wanqiu: "Ah?"
"Oh, it's not important, Jijiu. Do you know what's the most important thing when hanging out with friends?" Lin Li smiled casually.
"friend."
Thinking of the saying that friends are the highest configuration, Qu Wanqiu suddenly felt the bond of friendship.
Lin Li: "What friends? Friends are bullshit. Come out! Come out! Come out first! If you keep hesitating, I'll beat you up when we see each other."
The little knot that Qu Wanqiu had just grown broke off all of a sudden.
"I know, I know! It's so annoying! Drive slower. Send me a message when you arrive. I can be downstairs in about twenty minutes." Qu Wanqiu's voice suddenly became annoyed.
"Know--"
"Qu Wanqiu is so rude. She hung up the phone before we even said goodbye." Lin Li sighed, feeling a little worried about his daughter's future.
"Heh," Bai Bufan sneered, then patted the frame of the car: "Play music, play music, how can I drive without music? I can finally play my favorite songs. How do I connect the Bluetooth to this car?"
"Play some songs from the mortal world." After letting Bai Bufan connect to the Bluetooth in the car, Lin Li did not forget to remind him.
If Bai Bufan were to play the film now, he would have to beat Bufan Masala.
"Don't worry, it's the song by the singer who said the color purple has a very charming feel."
"Wu Song?"
"Yes, yes, that's him."
While Bai Bufan reassured Lin Li, he clicked the play button.
"Another sleepless night~ Lying alone in a lonely bed~"
Oh, it turns out to be "No Makeup", nice.
"I admit that I miss your wife a little bit~ because she is so beautiful~"
Lin Li: “(゜▽゜)?”
wrong.
The original lyrics don't seem to be like this.
"I know I shouldn't let my imagination run wild. The huge room feels so empty. Thinking of your loving ways makes me feel so sad. She's different every time I see her (every outfit, every makeup). I'm not a pervert (I only admire her when I look at her). The bright moonlight shines on her face. Her charming face makes me nervous."
"If I look at her again, her eyes will sparkle. I won't take my eyes off her and I'll be as shameless as I can be. Although my thoughts are shameless, I can't change them. Good brother, light a cigarette and pretend you didn't see anything when you see me."
"If you look at her again, maybe you'll still feel something. Brother, please bury the grudges from all these years in the past. Loosen your clenched fists. When you hit someone, can you avoid hitting them in the face? I lied to you before. Actually, she was my first love."
It sounded so good that Lin Li peed his eyes when he heard it.
It turns out that it’s not “No Makeup”, but “Amateur”.
The arrangement should be done by Wu Song, but the lyrics should be written by Cao Cao.
But a good song doesn’t have to be picky about lyrics.
You might still be puzzled when you first hear it, but by the second half, Lin Li and Bai Bufan were already swaying left and right to the rhythm and singing along.
"If I look at you again..."
While humming, the car drove into a relatively spacious area with slightly dense traffic. Lin Li still remembered the instructions and maintained an appropriate speed.
"Is it okay to hit someone... Damn it." Lin Li frowned slightly and turned the steering wheel.
Because at this time, a black car that seemed to have been modified and had an extremely harsh roar suddenly accelerated from the right lane and overtook the car, almost forcing its way into the lane of the cars standing beside it.
Because of the deceleration, the seat belt tightened a bit due to inertia. After Bai Bufan recovered, he frowned and said, "Is this idiot in a hurry to reincarnate?!"
"I've seen many Sigma men, but this is the first time I've seen a Sigma man."
Lin Li honked the horn and said unhappily after seeing that the owner of the car was a man.
That's what driving is like. It's really hard not to curse.
Many people really wonder how they got their driver's license.
But perhaps it was the honking of Lin Li's horn that irritated the Sigma man, the black car in front immediately began to brake continuously without any warning, and the red brake lights kept flashing in front of Lin Li's car.
Lin Lizhe slowed down immediately, neither hurried nor slow, and just shook his head helplessly:
"His parents insisted on doing that one more time. Couldn't they have done one less time? Sometimes I really want to hit the gas and crash into him. Anyway, there's a dashcam, so he's primarily responsible."
"That's not the case," Bai Bufan consoled Lin Li. "That's unnecessary, Lin Li. You should understand the principle of giving way to the happy. Don't get angry with someone whose only source of life is the grave robbers beneath the old grave."
The so-called principle of avoidance for the happy means that if you have a happy family, when you encounter someone outside who provokes you, or even abuses you, do not get entangled with him, but know how to avoid and tolerate him.
Because the happier person will suffer the most if they compete with the other. You can't sacrifice your own happiness just to compete with him or show off. For him, it's already unfortunate, and his cost is minimal, so he doesn't care.
Lin Li smiled when he heard that. If he really wanted to mess with the other party, he didn't have to actually bump into him. He could just poke the other party's tire with his invisible sword and he would be obedient. However, after hearing Bai Bufan's advice, he couldn't help but glance at Bai Bufan:
"Fuck, Bufan, your life is so miserable, yet you still follow the principle of avoiding the happy. Happy people avoid people like you who have a miserable life, afraid that you will suddenly lose control and go crazy. And you still follow the principle of avoiding the happy. How can your life be happy? But avoiding is indeed your principle, because all you do is sulk. You are a loser."
Bai Bufan couldn't hold back any longer after hearing this: "Fuck you!"
You quack, my husband, you have such a terrible hand. After hearing what he said, I feel much worse.
"Come on, Lin Li, step on the gas. Today I'll show you the principle of the unfortunate onslaught! Pig-like onslaught! Pig-like onslaught!"
After hearing this, Bai Bufan, who almost died of gasping, raised his clenched fist and prepared to self-destruct.
But the car in front did not continue to provoke. Perhaps the brakes he just applied were not intentional, but simply to slow down, because now he turned a corner, parked diagonally in a parking space on the side of the road, and stopped the car.
The car owner got out of the car quickly and walked into the nearby residential area without provoking the cars or doing anything else.
It seems that he is just an ordinary person with no quality, not to the level of Sima.
There's no need to puncture the tire or anything like that, but it feels a bit lacking if I do nothing.
Lin Li suddenly smiled slightly.
He then parked his car next to that car.
"Huh? Lin Li, what are you writing?" Bai Bufan asked curiously as he saw Lin Li suddenly stop the car, take out banknotes from the car and start writing.
Lin Li didn't explain immediately. Instead, after he finished writing, he looked at Bai Bufan with a smile and said, "It was just a harmless little joke."
The content on the note was——
"Sorry bro, I scratched your car. Please have a bottle of water."
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, frowning and thinking for a long time. When he finally understood Lin Li's plan, he smiled strangely.
"Fuck, this is too cheap, right?"
Then Bai Bufan suggested enthusiastically: "Hey, Lin Li, do you have a red envelope? Don't just buy him a bottle of water. Let's put a note and a red envelope saying 200 yuan as compensation, but the red envelope is empty. He'll think the money was stolen!"
Lin Li: “”
…
After dinner, the man patted his stomach and walked to his car while flossing his teeth.
Then he frowned, wondering why there was a note on his front car window.
Isn't this a public parking space? Where did the ticket come from?
The man, whose mood suddenly turned bad, walked forward quickly.
"Sorry buddy, I scratched your car. I've fixed it with a black pen, but I still feel like I owe you 200 in compensation. I've left the red envelope under the paper."
man:"?"
Good news, no fine.
Bad news, it seems worse than a ticket!
Your mother!
I've only been driving this car for a few months!
Without even caring about compensation, the man immediately began to anxiously walk around his car and observe it.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where did you scrape it!!!
Holy crap!! Using a black pen to fix scratches is such a ruthless trick!
How the hell did I find this?!
But the man finally breathed a sigh of relief. At least this proved that the scratch was not very obvious and could be "repaired" in this way.
No wonder the compensation was only 200.
The man sighed and planned to go home and wait for the next car wash to take a closer look at where the scratch was. He decided to get the red envelope first.
Pick up the note.
There was indeed a red envelope below.
Empty.
“…”
man:"?"
Where is the money?
Where is the money?
Where did my money go???
——
At the beginning of the month, I would like to ask for monthly tickets.
(End of this chapter)
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