Chapter 65 It’s easier to like boys
Classroom.
It’s very rare that Bai Bufan didn’t talk about unofficial history today.
“The names of Liu Bei’s descendants are Liu Feng and Liu Chan. Together they mean Feng Chan, which is the expectation for the emperor. The names of Sun Jian’s descendants are Sun Quan and Sun Ce. Together they mean Quan Ce, which is a wish for ability.
Okay, next, let’s take a look at the Cao family.
What are their names? Cao Cao, Cao Pi, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang.
We don’t talk about Sima, we only talk about Shu, Wei and Wu, but the Cao family is the ultimate winner. So, did you see that? The heart of the emperor, the tactics, are useless! Tell me loudly! What is the ladder to victory!”
“You only need to do three things to win! Emperor Wen of Wei! Cao Ziheng! Cao Pi!”
History is right, but the interpretation is wild.
After distributing breakfast to everyone, Lin Li belatedly thanked Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, the movie yesterday was really good."
"Bai's Selection, do you think? If it's not good, I can't keep it in my phone. My memory is a precious strategic material.
I still have a lot of good things. Have you finished watching Sister Feng's movies? Although it's a little long, classics will never go out of style. After the picture quality is restored, it even surpasses new movies."
Bai Bufan was not surprised by such praise and said lightly.
"Send it all to me, please, it's really important to me." Lin Li said solemnly.
"I'll send you my network disk account and password later. Sharing is also troublesome, and the link is easy to expire.
It just so happens that I still have members in my account, and I have sorted and evaluated the files, so they are not a mess.
However, in order to harmonize the saved files, most of them are compressed packages. Depending on the source, the decompression password is also different. It is usually marked in the folder. You can check it yourself when the time comes."
In the early days when network disks were the only one, how could a line of words break people's defense:
——! You are late, and the sharing of files has been cancelled.
Every time I find a link and find out it was from a few years ago, it is a thrilling gamble.
"You are my true brother. Okay, since you don't usually use these resources in the dormitory, why not give it to me who needs it more? Let me know when you need it on the weekend." Lin Li nodded, very pleased with Bai Bufan's understanding.
"No, you don't have to return it to me on weekends. I don't need these things anymore. From today on, I will officially start to quit porn! I decided to bring my talent to quit porn." Bai Bufan's eyes were firm, "I have uninstalled the banned comics and Bika on my phone! I don't know how to lose with a solid heart!"
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.
"..."
"..."
"No, the reaction is too light! Lin Li, I think you seem to be a little disrespectful to me! Why did you only respond with a "hmm" to such an important decision!" After a short silence, Bai Bufan was a little broken.
"Wow, Bufan Bufan you are awesome, Bufan Bufan you are the best." Lin Li praised him, but it was awesome.
Lin Li has heard this too many times.
Bai Bufan's motto is that he abstains from sex for 23 hours a day. Assuming he lives to the average life expectancy of 75, he has a total of 72 years of abstaining from sex.
This panel data can only mean that if Bai Bufan brings his talent to the No-Fap Forum, he will indeed be the deputy goat in the No-Fap Forum.
"You will regret your words and deeds today." Bai Bufan looked coldly at his deskmate who looked down on others.
"Haha."
A few minutes later.
"Lin Li."
Chen Yuying, who had finished breakfast and threw the garbage in the trash can in the corridor, came over and called Lin Li's name.
In fact, the classroom trash can was originally placed in the back row, but because it was adjusted to become a basketball hoop for Lin Li and others last semester, Xue Jian moved it to the corridor.
- At least in this way, you won't see these little bastards using tissues or other things as basketballs in class.
"What's wrong, monitor?"
"I want to talk to you about the autumn outing. Zhuo Yongfei and I discussed it and decided to discuss it by dormitory first. The dormitory head told me or him, so that we can summarize it into several major options first, and then we will choose the one that the class can accept most in the class meeting.
And because you are the only day student in the class without a dormitory, I need to talk to you separately."
Zhuo Yongfei is the deputy monitor of Class 4, Grade 1, a boy.
"Oh, so, I'm very Buddhist, everything is fine," Lin Li nodded and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, did your dormitory discuss it last night? Just merge my vote into your dormitory. There are five of the Four Heavenly Kings and four of the Three Giants of Detective Novels. It is normal for a dormitory of six people to have seven votes."
"That's no problem, but classmate Bai Bufan, I'm curious to ask, have you discussed the result?" Chen Yuying nodded, looked at Bai Bufan and asked.
Bai Bufan, who lowered his head and stared at the textbook on the table that had not been opened, became more stiff when he heard his name.
He mechanically turned around and faced Chen Yuying, but he didn't look at
her. He said stutteringly, "We haven't discussed that yet. I guess we'll come out tomorrow night." Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then realized that Bai Bufan was two extremes in front of boys and girls, especially in front of Chen Yuying, who was the best in the class in terms of both appearance and appearance.
In fact, it wasn't that serious.
It was mainly because he had spread rumors about Bai Bufan's hemorrhoids in front of the class monitor, which dealt another blow to his already fragile heart. Lin Li noticed that Bai Bufan's hands were firmly clasped on both sides of his thighs, without any unnecessary movements.
Lin Li stood up. After all, when he thought of hemorrhoids, it was time to lift his anus.
He was not the only one who stood up.
When Lin Li and Chen Tianming, who was standing up suddenly in the back row near the back door, looked at each other, everything was self-evident, and both of them laughed.
So you also play the original - no, you also lift your anus?
Bai Bufan unconsciously became the assistant of the fourth class of the senior grade one to lift their anus. Seeing him can remind me to lift my anus.
At this moment, Bai Bufan seemed to have stopped thinking. He hesitated and spoke with great difficulty.
This made Chen Yuying a little at a loss for a moment.
Master Lin hated to see his good brother suffer such human suffering.
So Lin Li closed his eyes.
"Hahaha - cough cough." Lin Li opened his eyes, because he accidentally couldn't hold back his laughter and laughed out loud.
Because he suddenly stood up and started laughing again, Chen Yuying and Bai Bufan looked over.
Chen Yuying was confused, while Bai Bufan was resentful and asking for help - no matter who you are, take her away quickly!
"Class monitor, Bufan is a little socially anxious when facing girls, especially beautiful girls. You can ask him to report to Yongfei later." Lin Li decided to lend a hand.
"Oh, sorry." Chen Yuying immediately took a step back after hearing this, making Bai Bufan more comfortable, and then a little surprised: "But it's hard to imagine that classmate Bai would be like this."
After all, Bai Bufan has a very loud voice, and the whole class can hear what he says. In the eyes of unfamiliar people, he should have nothing to do with social anxiety, but more like a social terrorist, making others socially anxious.
"The point is that it's still good-looking." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
It's hard for a girl of this age to be generous in the face of compliments. Chen Yuying was a little shy and didn't respond to such straightforward compliments.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with even more resentment.
Are you really using me as a metaphor between you and the squad leader?
Have you become Luffy?
- According to unofficial history, when Kaido and Big Mom didn't want children, they used Luffy.
"Actually, there is another reason, squad leader. The last time I told you that Bufan had hemorrhoids was a lie. I was just kidding." Lin Li added.
Bai Bufan finally gave him a grateful look this time - Lin Li didn't have a weird tone or wink this time. This was a real clarification, tears in his eyes.
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment after hearing this. She looked at Bai Bufan first, then at Lin Li: "You...did you tell me about this?"
Bai Bufan, who was still grateful, froze again.
Eh?
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in confusion.
Lin Li spread his hands innocently, tilted his head and shrugged, and said directly: "I said the squad leader didn't remember this at all, look how nervous you are."
But now he remembers.
Bai Bufan realized this and found himself in the same situation as Zhou Baowei.
He had done it all himself!
"Squad leader, I mentioned this to you at noon the day before yesterday. It's better if you didn't remember it. There's no need to remember it now because it's my rumor and it's fake." Lin Li repeated.
Bai Bufan looked at him gratefully again.
"Oh, okay..." Chen Yuying nodded weakly, but her eyes were a little strange.
She was about to leave, but suddenly found something strange, so she asked Lin Li in confusion: "I wanted to ask just now, why did you all stand up and do horse stance?"
"To tighten your anus." Lin Li answered honestly.
"What subject's outline?"
"Uh, if I have to ask, it's the buttocks clamping subject."
Chen Yuying: "?"
Chen Yuying, who had reacted, slapped her forehead and then left quickly.
But Lin Li noticed that she didn't seem to sit down immediately.
The wind of tightening the anus finally blew to the front row.
But Lin Li was a little sad.
It turns out that beautiful girls also need to tighten their anus.
"Thank you so much this time, Lin Li. Except for the times when you are unreliable, you are quite reliable in other aspects." Bai Bufan was really touched this time.
"You thanked me too early."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"I have lied to the monitor too many times in the past few days. I repeatedly emphasized that it was not true, but she probably took it seriously. So theoretically speaking, now she not only remembers this incident, but also confirms that you are pregnant. Notice the monitor's eyes at that time. I think this is the reason." Lin Li explained with a smile.
He said that he was not a pervert and that he was not sick. Lin Li felt that Chen Yuying did not believe him, so this was a reasonable inference.
"Haha, you said this to scare me, right?"
"..."
"Right?"
"..."
"Lin Li, nod your head and say yes! Bastard! Nod!" After great joy, there was great sorrow. Bai Bufan looked at the smiling Lin Li and his face turned pale again.
"I want to change my deskmate..." He said his desperate last words weakly.
"I think Ding Sihan is very suitable to be your new deskmate, Bufan, would you like to consider it?" Lin Li made his suggestion steadily.
"Are you fucking thinking about me?" Bai Bufan gnashed his teeth and said, "If I couldn't beat you now, you would have already knelt down and kowtowed to apologize to me, Lin Li, wait, wait for the day when I successfully quit masturbation, we will settle all the new and old grudges together!"
"Bufan, you can't keep doing this, what will you do when you fall in love in the future? If you don't overcome the embarrassment and uneasiness in front of girls, are you going to find a man to accompany you for the rest of your life?" Lin Li persuaded.
"I feel that compared to overcoming the fear of girls, it is easier to change your sexual orientation." Bai Bufan replied after thinking for a while, and then smiled at Lin Li: "Lin Li, come on and lift your anus, I am looking forward to your future."
Lin Li: "..."
He silently pushed the chair to a position close to the wall, as far away from Bai Bufan as possible.
Damn, I'm scared.
Please give me a monthly ticket
(end of this chapter)
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