Chapter 64, kid, this is hilarious (asking for monthly votes)
After having no other questions to discuss and Xiaowen not taking the initiative to explain his "criminal record", Lin Li said goodbye to the two of them. Song Luping was planning to leave anyway, so the two of them came out together.
Walking to Lin Li's bicycle, Song Luping said, "The document has actually been edited halfway. I will go to Shuinan Bridge to help you explore the store tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I will give you the first version as soon as possible after it is perfected. Ouch——"
"What's wrong, brother?"
Lin Li heard the sound of ouch and looked up at Song Luping.
"It's okay, I just seemed to be strangled by an ant." Song Luping waved his hand.
Lin Li: "..."
It can be seen that although he was tough, Song Luping knew his weakness in his heart.
"Brother...why don't you listen to Xiaowen? Stop it, it's not too late now. If you take more medicine, your body will collapse." Lin Li was really afraid that Song Luping would disappear in a flash.
"I can't go back. I have to take the medicine. Bufan, you have to know that what girls hate most is that they say it's too late. I don't want to see their disappointed faces." Song Luping said in a low voice.
Apologize to me for this phrase. It's the worst time I've been hacked.
Besides, will the prostitute really be disappointed? Can't she leave work early?
Shouldn't she smile and say that this money is easy to make, six hundred in three seconds?
"It can still be adjusted. Brother Ping, you are still young. What will you do in the future? You haven't even married and had children yet." Lin Li persuaded sincerely, looking for a possibility of turning back.
Song Luping was really good to me, but I wanted to stab him in the back. The system is fully responsible.
"Now I'm a DINK. My yearning for love ended when my first love ended." Song Luping's face was reminiscing about the past. Although he didn't drink today, he looked even sadder than the day he had supper:
"The year of my first love, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught summer. I splashed her face and thought I could be with her forever. But in the end, I suddenly realized that everything was just a dream. She and I were just brief passers-by in each other's lives.
Summer will not stay, and she has chosen to leave.
In the future, more people will catch that cicada, and more people will splash her face. No one is special, so why bother to trap ourselves in the past, and why bother to stop for anyone?"
This whisper that was too literary and too vulgar left Lin Li stunned.
"I like and have completely gotten used to my current life. But you, Bufan, I may be your future self. It's hard to give up this thing. If you are afraid, you can still turn back; if you don't want to inherit my legacy, I won't blame you." Song Luping said softly.
"I won't follow anyone's old path, and I won't become anyone's shadow. I, Bai Bufan, will definitely find a smooth road in the prostitution industry!"
Lin Li jumped on the "horse" and responded in the same way as Song Luping.
Song Luping stopped talking and watched Lin Li leave with complicated eyes. After a long time, when there was no figure on the road, he turned around and looked up at the moon above his head, with confusion in his eyes.
Song Luping walked forward.
"Ouch."
He was thrown over the shoulder by an ant.
...
Going home, it was late at night again.
Lin Li took out his mobile phone, and the breathing light on the back flashed green, which meant there was a message.
As for the vibration, it was gone.
It was buzzing all the time in the store just now. Xiaowen even asked himself if he had brought props to play with, and reminded himself that this was a bit against the rules, and hoped that he would not do this on weekends.
Lin Li could only laugh dryly and took out his mobile phone to turn off the vibration.
It was not a text message. It stopped last night. The other party's way of bombarding him was not the kind of cost-free verification code bombardment, but the real editing content and sending text messages. The cost of each message is several cents at the lowest.
Perhaps at this moment, a woman is screaming in a small dark room in northern Myanmar.
The reason for the vibration is Bai Bufan.
When he opened WeChat, he saw that all the messages were asking about his situation.
Bai Bufan even interpreted what it means to change his face.
At first, she was respectful, but later she suspected that he had enjoyed himself before her and started to slander her angrily. Now, she was powerless and weak after suffering the cold violence, and even went into a trance:
"Are you there?"
"Why are you ignoring me? Lin Li, you have successfully aroused my interest. I need your cold butt to show my warm face."
"Sorry, I crossed the line just now. I think our relationship is indeed not yet to the point where you can reply to my message. It's my problem."
...
"Are you alive?"
"Lin Li, I'm your father! How many years will you be sentenced for replying to messages over there?"
"Wang Changling's mother! Are you going to go into the coffin like a bitch? Is there no signal on the grave?"
"Lin Li, did you deliberately not reply to the message and put your phone on vibrate mode and feel secretly happy?"
...
"Fuck you!"
"Please, brother, reply to my message. If I catch a cold tomorrow, it must be because of your cold violence."
"You're not going to reply, are you? "Sweating soybeans", forget it, okay. Actually, I don't really want you to reply. Actually, there are many people who reply to my messages, and I don't really want to chat with you. You're really average. You're really funny and fake." "Picture"
is a top-quality pornographic picture, but the problem is that Bai Bufan has heavily mosaiced all the key places, and his behavior is extremely beastly. "You really didn't read the message? Can't you be caught by this?" ... Lin Li looked at it without any guilt.
Bai Bufan is still sending messages.
"Lin Li quoted "message": Send me the infantry map."
"Bai Bufan: Brother, you are finally resurrected, it's worth it that I have been watching the advertisement just now!"
"Lin Li: I just got home. The situation just now is not suitable for reading the news..."
Lin Li briefly explained the situation. As for the details, he would talk about it tomorrow during the day.
"Bai Bufan: Living in the school dormitory really makes me suffer. I have to find a chance to ask my family again. Can they drive me to and from school twice a day, each time for 45 minutes, and one and a half hours round trip, so that I can also go to school as a day student."
"Lin Li: Did you laugh when you typed this?"
Bai Bufan is not a native of Xiling. He was admitted from the next town, which is a bit farther away.
"Bai Bufan: No, kid, this is not funny. Pay attention to the question. I said "again". I have already mentioned it to my family once."
"Lin Li: What's the result?"
"Bai Bufan: My dad smiled and said to me, "Bufan, I have met your grandfather, but you haven't met my grandfather yet. How unfair is this? ’”
“Bai Bufan: I was still confused at that time. I thought my great-grandfather’s generation had almost passed away, but I hadn’t raised any doubts yet. My father said the means of transportation was his belt.”
“Bai Bufan: Damn, I didn’t see my great-grandfather that day, but I did see my father.”
“Lin Li: Kid, this is not funny.”
“Bai Bufan: If you didn’t laugh when you typed this, I’d be eating shit right now.”
Lin Li was indeed laughing.
"Bai Bufan: In addition, I specifically asked Lao Da, and Lao Da really said he had no objection. Boy, this is very funny. I can only say that Lao Da's mind is as broad as Lao An's."
"Lin Li: Your imagination is as open as Lao Ken's."
"Lin Li: Okay, I just got home and I'm going to take a shower. I'll send you the infantry map and source just now. It's urgent." "
Bai Bufan: Galio defeated 385 citizens with his ultimate in the city called SONE."
"Lin Li: 1"
...
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction. He recognized Bai Bufan's vision. He usually lay in bed and was "wooden", but now he became "too".
Lin Li would not make the stupid mistake that Bai Bufan had made.
He downloaded it first and then watched it.
...
The next day.
It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to simplicity.
When the last egg was taken out of Lin Li's egg box, Lin Li could only honestly practice the odd-numbered chapters of the Eight-stage Body Building Exercise.
The pain of sweating all over my body filled my body again, and I don't know if it's because I haven't practiced like this for several days, but I feel particularly tired today.
Lin Li stopped laughing, but Xiao Zhou looked much better, and it was obvious that the laughter had moved again.
Zhou Youwei was happy from the bottom of his heart.
After all, as a human being, it is difficult to show a good face every day when facing the twisting butt of the enemy.
[Get up before the hour of Mao for a week in a row to seriously practice the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise, and before the hour of Chen, for at least half an hour in total. (6/7)]
Seeing the notice, Lin Li propped his hands on his thighs and took a breath to rest.
"Grandpa Zhou, goodbye."
"Yeah, goodbye." Today I can be a Korean grandfather again, and he really responded to me, with a slightly upturned corner of his mouth.
His thoughts are written on his face, and it is really fun to get along with this kind of old man.
Lin Li nodded again, dragging his tired body and walking, the long-lost dead dog posture.
Although it has only been a week of practice, it is a technique that does not exist in reality. Needless to say, the effect is that Lin Li's physical fitness has improved.
A week ago, without resting, Lin Li could probably rely on physical strength in the front and body and willpower in the back to practice standard movements for more than ten minutes. When the movements were distorted to the point of affecting the practice of the technique, he could only rest for a few minutes before continuing.
But now, Lin Li can probably stick to the standard movements for nearly twenty minutes.
But this can't change the ending of being exhausted.
After all, the system's requirements for seriousness grow with Lin Li's growth.
If you don't use your spare energy, you are not serious.
This is the system of a small mind.
Unless Lin Li can easily control the eight-stage body-building exercise, perfectly meet the requirements of the technique and have spare energy, or practice for five minutes and rest for two hours, before this, the result of serious practice is to be exhausted.
The only consolation is probably that before, he was exhausted to a very weak dog, but now Lin Li is exhausted to a weak dog!
And tomorrow! My own qi and blood will usher in changes!
The future is promising! Maybe I will become a powerful dog tomorrow!
Eh? No.
I am a human.
Do it again, and become a stronger human!
"I am a human! I am a human!" Thinking of this, Lin Li raised his left hand high, shouted the slogan "I am a human", and ran home happily.
An old man who got up early passed by on the way: "?"
Whose child is this? Please send it to me.
Please give me a monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)
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