Chapter 240 Zhang Haoyang, come here, I want to ask you something
Lin Li immediately paused the timing of the backup machine.
One minute and forty-one seconds.
Five hours in the doomsday, only one minute and forty-one seconds in reality.
The time flow rate ratio is about 1:180, and that one second should be the error of the operation.
If I am in a certain world, that world is the slower one, that is to say, if I go there at dawn next Monday, about 56 minutes will pass in the other world?
According to the experience of the past two times, it is really about the same.
"Is the flow rate of time so idealistic? Why is it based on me as a reference?"
"Or is it actually based on the system as a reference, for example, this doomsday world itself is an extension of the system?"
Lin Li couldn't think of the answers to these questions, so he simply gave up.
Checking himself, the situation is similar to the last time, and no zombie-related flesh and blood were brought back. When Lin Li took out the plastic box in his pocket, the ant corpse and legs in it were gone.
In other words, the ant corpse can be brought from reality to the doomsday, but it cannot be brought back from the doomsday to reality.
Great, in this way, if I die in the doomsday, even if the time comes, the corpse will not be teleported back to scare Wu Min! The system is so considerate!
Lin Li gave the system a thumbs up. The details show the warmth. It really made Lin Li cry.
On the system interface, the third button that lit up also had a number "20" on it.
It was not a countdown, but a fixed 20.
To be honest, Lin Li actually had some guesses about what this number meant.
Just like there is only one free refresh per week, could this button be used to refresh the number of times to go to the doomsday world per week?
Now that this number has appeared, does it mean that he needs "20" system currency to refresh once?
But Lin Li didn't think of clicking it.
Units are very important.
Who knows if this unit will be "20 wives that the host can marry in the future with good luck in love"?
Before it is confirmed, Lin Li still won't click.
Recalling that Bai Bufan was still waiting for his message, Lin Li picked up the phone.
"Lin Li: It's okay. I just hit ∠. Now I don't feel uncomfortable anymore. You don't need to ask for leave for me tomorrow or today."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: Then my breakfast is saved?"
Don't forget your original intention.
"Bai Bufan: Are you really fine? Don't be so stubborn. Take a leave when you need to, take a rest when you need to, and die when you need to."
Ignore it. Anyway, they will meet in a few hours. Lin Li washes up and rests.
...
"According to unofficial historical records, when Cao Cao saw Lü Bu being brought in tied up in Xia Pi City and Baimen Tower, he actually wanted to subdue this most powerful general in the Three Kingdoms, so he asked, "Are you willing to surrender and become my running dog?"
Lü Bu was overjoyed to hear this. This was what he meant, so he immediately answered loudly, "Lü Bu is willing to surrender!"
Cao Cao gave up after hearing this: "Sure enough, powerful generals are all arrogant. Then I will grant you a glorious death!"
So Lü Bu was strangled and beheaded. "
Bai Bufan's voice is always so recognizable.
Wild knowledge plus one.
"Why is the glorious death I heard about different from yours? "After entering from the front door and giving Chen Yuying breakfast, Lin Li came to the back row and said with a smile.
"People should beat people, monsters should beat monsters, this is the rule of nature and the cycle of life"!" Bai Bufan raised his arms and shouted, "This is the glorious death you heard about, right?"
"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers.
The Demon King really has the most correct values in "Maze Dry", no doubt about it.
Breakfast was divided.
Lin Li was about to ask if there were any homework to be collected later, but his mouth twitched.
"You two are idiots."
After Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei took over the breakfast, Bai Bufan took out a bottle of alcohol from the drawer and started spraying disinfectant, while Zhou Baowei, who was wearing a mask on the side, was eagerly waiting for Bai Bufan to finish his turn.
Who are they protecting against with so much emphasis on disinfection? It's so hard to guess.
"Lin Li, open your mouth, this is a breath freshener. "After spraying breakfast, Bai Bufan turned his head with alcohol and looked at Lin Li.
Zhou Baowei looked eagerly: What about me?
Lin Li also smiled and pointed at his arm: "Bufan, look up, this is a scarf for breathing difficulties."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Wait!"
The breath freshener was not sprayed, but the scarf was indeed wrapped around.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" Bai Bufan, who almost had the same ending as Lu Bu, waited for Lin Li to let go, rubbed his neck, and asked curiously: "What happened to you last night? Are you still uncomfortable now?"
"It's okay, the discomfort last night was an illusion."
"Oh, it's an illusion, oh, it's an illusion."
"Is it really such a pity?" Lin Li smiled.
"Haha, how could it be, I was worried about you last night, and I was praying for you all the time. I was learning the "Nirvana Mantra" and "Saving People Sutra." Bai Bufan focused on brotherhood, and then sighed: "Lin Li, what do you think happens after people die? ”
“Change to a new deskmate and welcome a better tomorrow, whether you die or I die.”
“Reasonable.”
...
“Ring——”
The bell rang for the last class in the afternoon. After the geography teacher packed up the lesson plan and left the classroom, the classroom suddenly became noisy.
Bai Bufan, who was standing at the back of the class, returned to his seat happily:
"Let's go downstairs! Let's fight Class 3! Let those math Olympiad students who only know how to study know how powerful we are in the parallel classes!"
As for why Bai Bufan stood at the back of the class, it was because the teacher asked him why the walls of buildings in the Middle East are thick and the windows are small.
The correct answer is that the Middle East is mainly a subtropical and tropical desert climate, with a large temperature difference between day and night, thick walls and small windows, which are good for
insulation and cold protection. But Bai Bufan's answer was 'thick walls are good for bulletproof, and small windows are easy to shoot'.
Then he stood there.
Only this time, Lin Li was willing to speak up for Bai Bufan, Bufan's answer was fine!
Of course, if you ask Lin Li if he really spoke up.
That's what he said first.
"Let's go!" Lin Li nodded and began to stretch his muscles.
Starting this week, those fun events will start one after another, and events like tug-of-war, which cannot be carried out multiple times in a short period of time and can only have two participants in a game, naturally have to start as early as possible.
Today is the first round of the competition. There is no draw for this round. It is a simple Class 1 vs Class 2, Class 3 vs Class 4, and so on.
The draw will be made after the top ten.
"I have already inquired about Class 3." Chen
Tianming came over and said. "What level?" Bai Bufan asked
. "I have been studying the opponent in the finals." Chen Tianming replied.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"If we lose because of your flag, you should be ready to do a handstand on Tianming." Bai Bufan commented.
"Don't worry, it's stable. I feel that the weight of their entire class combined is not as heavy as Baowei." Chen Tianming waved his hand, and then he was a little expectant: "I hope Class 17 can also advance and finally play against us. In this way, no matter the victory or defeat, it will become a topic for Qiaoqiao and I to talk about."
Zhou Baowei: "Chen Tianming, what the hell am I in your mind?"
Chen Tianming, who entered the dog-licking mode, ignored it.
"His and Qiaoqiao's sex toys." Lin Li answered for him.
"What toys?"
"Collars." Bai Bufan answered.
"That makes sense." Zhou Baowei nodded, then clapped his hands with his fists, his words were filled with murderous intent:
"In order to increase the weight in the afternoon competition, I didn't even shit on purpose. This time, we will definitely win."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "?"
"You must stand at the end of the tug-of-war later. If you stand at the front, I won't play anymore and I'll withdraw." The two said in unison.
Humans will break through their limits when they exert force.
Standing behind Zhou Baowei or something like that is a tonic.
Especially when the slogan "one, two, pull" is shouted at that time, who knows where Zhou Baowei will pull.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Don't worry, a mature and steady man like me will definitely stand at the end of the rope as a stabilizer." Zhou Baowei said calmly.
"Steady and heavy can be seen, mature is the opposite, you look mature." Lin Li commented.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"The old man is here, come out quickly, let's go." Wang Ze poked his head in at the door and shouted to the few people.
Tug of war is a mixed match of men and women, eight boys and eight girls. Only the first year of high school has this competition. After all, after the class division, some classes may not be able to gather eight boys or eight girls.
The monk class and the nun class have no human rights.
For this kind of class competition, the students who did not participate naturally have to go down to cheer for the class, so the fourth class came out first as a whole team, and then went downstairs loosely.
Basketball court.
When the fourth class came down, there were already a lot of people on the court, after all, there were many classes gathered here.
However, the school only prepared four tug-of-war ropes, and some classes had to wait for other classes to finish.
"That little Lolita is so cute." Zhang Haoyang pointed to the distance and whispered.
At the edge of the court, a little girl with a pink makeup and jade-like appearance was particularly conspicuous because she was not in a school uniform but a bubble skirt. She stood on tiptoe and tried to stick her head out from the crowd, holding a lollipop that was about to melt in her hand.
She should be the daughter of a teacher.
"People like you should stand in a row and give one to each person--." Lin Li glanced at Zhang Haoyang after hearing this.
"Really? Send it to me!" Zhang Haoyang perked up, as if possessed by Pan Hong.
"Lin Li, why did I get a 5.56?" Bai Bufan raised his hand and asked in confusion.
"Would you come if I didn't say so?" Lin Li stopped pretending.
Zhang Haoyang: "..."
You two fucking bastards.
"Are you still sending the address? Are you still going?" Lin Li looked at Zhang Haoyang.
"Send it! But I have a request. The 5.56 bullet is still too big. Can you change it to a smaller one, like .22 or something like that? I like small ones." Zhang Haoyang nodded, but gave him a sincere suggestion.
Lin Li: "?"
You want the smallest one too?
Fuck.
"You're so stubborn!" Lin Li scolded with a smile.
"Don't worry, my buddy is obsessed with the second dimension. In reality, there are people who make copper. That bag is the one that killed the whole family." Zhang Haoyang explained with a smile, suppressing the murderous intention of Lin Li and others.
"By the way, Bufan, do you want to go shooting together this weekend?" Because of the mention of 5.56, Lin Li suddenly remembered this matter, so he turned his head and asked Bai Bufan.
Last week, because time was too tight, Lin Li gave up the experience of live ammunition shooting.
But this weekend is normal, and now Lin Li has money and free time. Since he has this idea, he will realize it.
It's a bit boring to go alone, and it's better to share happiness than to enjoy it alone, so Lin Li plans to bring Bai Bufan.
As for the girls, you can ask later.
One person gets rich, and the whole family will benefit!
"Tianming said that your size is not right. I won't shoot with you because I'm afraid of inferiority." Bai Bufan refused.
Lin Li: "...I'm talking about playing with real guns."
"Real guns? How to play with real guns?" Bai Bufan was confused when he heard it.
"I'm going to a live-fire shooting club this weekend to try out real guns. Do you want to go?"
"Ah? How do we get there? Where? Where is there such a place here?" Bai Bufan was confused. He had never heard of it.
"There is a live-fire shooting club in Yushun District, Pingjiang. I plan to take the high-speed rail there on Saturday morning, experience it in the afternoon, and take the high-speed rail back in the evening. I can go back and forth on the same day." Lin Li told his plan. He
had never experienced live-fire shooting, and since he was a child, Lin Li had never taken a plane, high-speed rail, or subway because he was not keen on traveling. They
are all things that can be experienced.
"Can we go at our age?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Yes, I asked their customer service online, but we will have fewer guns to use." Lin Li nodded. He had already checked these points online in advance.
"I'm a little tempted," Bai Bufan nodded. Which boy doesn't have the idea of playing with real guns? "How much does it cost, including the round-trip ticket?"
"The ticket doesn't cost much. It's just two stops, and it's only 60 yuan round trip. If you count the consumption in the club and shoot a few more rounds, it's only a thousand." Lin Li told the truth.
"Oh, only... Duo Shao?!" Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar and said in a broken voice, "More than a thousand?!"
These are three spring breeze elves (Xiong Da, Xiong Er, Guang Tou Qiang)!
He has to save this money to go back and use it as cash!
Cash - real money to recharge the second dimension.
Although he has this dream, if it is at this price, it is not impossible to suppress the dream.
After all, the unattainable is called a dream.
Bai Bufan thinks that he is doing this to maintain the dignity of his dream.
"I'll treat you to the club." Lin Li laughed contemptuously when he heard this.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan loosened Lin Li's collar, and after carefully helping him to tidy it up, he asked in a low voice: "Say it again?"
"I'll treat you." Lin Li repeated.
"You want to treat me to a bullet worth more than a thousand yuan?" Bai Bufan couldn't believe it.
"Yeah."
"You have the money?"
"Yeah."
"Lin Li, do you have a mirror?"
"No." "
Hehe," Bai Bufan sneered and mocked: "Lin Li, if you don't have a mirror, you can always pee, do you want to pee and look at yourself, and see if you look like my dad?"
Lin Li, who was ready to fight back, was stunned when he heard the last word.
Bai Bufan's thoughts were interrupted when he said this.
"Dad, why don't you talk anymore? Don't you have pee? It's okay, I have this, I'll help you pee, don't worry, I drank a lot of water today, it must not be yellow, and it won't affect your beautiful face." Bai Bufan's tone was extremely flattering.
As expected of Bai Bufan, he focuses on the fact that a real man can bend and bend.
"Then don't pee on my shoes, or I'll slap you too." Lin Li said with a smile.
"No, Lin Li, are you serious? Where have you made a fortune recently? Are you really treating us?" Bai Bufan was very confused, "Or is this store having some activities?"
"I'll talk about it in detail later, let's start tug-of-war." Lin Li nodded forward.
The referee had already come over and began to use a dustpan filled with powder to redraw the line on the ground to determine the winner and loser a little more clearly.
Everyone began to stand in position.
The tug-of-war position is also a bit particular. Class 4 has Zhuo Yongfei and Chen Tianming standing in the front, Zhou Baowei is at the back, and the other boys and girls are arranged in the middle according to their height.
So Lin Li, the tallest in Class 4, became the second to last.
"Are these people from Class 3?" Bai Bufan squinted his eyes and looked at the students from Class 3 who had already started to stand in their positions, and waved his hand casually: "Tianming is right, you are just a bunch of idiots, we don't need to start Plan B."
Lin Li didn't have time to pay attention to Bai Bufan at this time.
He was skating.
Looking at the product handed to him by the person in front of him, Lin Li picked up a little powder and put it on his palm, carefully spread it out, then pressed one of his noses, put the other nostril close, and took a deep sip.
After savoring it for a few seconds, Lin Li frowned, shook his head and looked at the other party:
"Boss, this product is not pure, the quality is not good, or is my method wrong, there must be another way?"
Xue Jian: "..."
The corners of the old Jian's mouth twitched wildly.
You damn it.
Why is this little bastard Lin Li so skilled? !
If one of his students could inhale this, his reputation would be ruined.
But fortunately, it was Lin Li who did this, so it was normal.
Xue Jian suppressed the idea of putting all the anti-skid powder in his hand on Lin Li's forehead - he was afraid that the child would get high on it on the spot, so he scolded: "Be honest, apply it on your hands quickly."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, stretched out his hand to grab a handful of anti-skid powder and rubbed it on his hands.
This powder can increase friction and protect hands from being scratched by thick ropes.
"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and everyone, come on." Chen Yuying, who had a camera hanging around her neck, cheered for everyone on the side.
Chen Yuying was not very strong and did not participate in this project.
"Don't worry, squad leader, I have opened my third eye, how can I lose." After Lin Li tapped his forehead with the anti-skid powder, he saluted with two fingers.
"That's the best." Chen Yuying smiled and raised the camera around her neck to take a picture of Lin Li's fart.
Class 3 doesn't seem to have any particularly strong people, and Lin Li doesn't need to hide this kind of collective strength, just use all his strength.
Tug of war is a best-of-three game. If you lose the first game, Lin Li can use [Charge] to double your strength.
So Lin Li can beat several people.
"Damn it, why am I included in everyone, but you two have names." Wang Ze, who was sandwiched between Lin Li and Bai Bufan, focused on something else.
"You can get ready." The referee blew the whistle, and the surroundings became quiet.
"Which side the red rope is pulled to will be the winner, and both of you don't need to use your strength now! If you use your strength in advance, I will directly judge you as the loser! Best-of-three games, during the game, you must remain standing, you cannot sit or lie on the ground, and you are not allowed to deliberately let go..."
After explaining the rules, the referee put the whistle in his mouth.
"Beep--"
"Come on! Come on! Class 4! Come on!" "
Class 3! Come on! Class 3! Come on!"
"One-two-Pull!!! One-two-Pull!!!"
"Wang Ze!!"
Instantly, large groups of shouts rang out in this area, deafening.
There was indeed a gap in strength between the two sides, and the red rope moved one-sidedly towards Class 4.
"One, two, pull!!"
"Wang Ze!!" "
One, two, pull!!"
"Wang Ze!!"
"Beep--"
The game started for only a dozen seconds, and the whistle blew, and the first round was over!
The winner was naturally Class 4.
"Class 4 wins! The second round will start in five minutes!"
"We are the champions! We are the champions!!" Although they haven't won completely, the result of the one-sided game just now has actually come out.
"Lin Li! We are the champions!" Wang Ze turned around, shook Lin Li's shoulders excitedly, and rubbed the anti-slip powder on Lin Li's clothes.
Although he didn't know why Lin Li didn't shout slogans with everyone during the game but shouted his own name, maybe this is the bond.
Until Wang Ze found that Lin Li looked at him with a strange look.
"What, what's wrong?" Wang Ze asked in confusion.
Lin Li lowered his head.
So Wang Ze also lowered his head.
"Hey, Lin Li, you have good taste. The pattern on the upper of your shoes is the same as the pattern on the sole of my shoes!" Wang Ze was surprised to find that the two of them had the same aesthetic taste!
Lin Li said nothing, just smiled.
"Haha, no wonder I just found out that the ground was uneven, but I was so busy that I didn't notice it. It turned out that you were the one making trouble, naughty." Wang Ze patted Lin Li's shoulder heavily and said with a smile.
Lin Li said nothing, just smiled.
"You keep calling my name. To be honest, I'm quite touched. I thought you wanted me to work hard with you, or that my name could give you strength, haha."
Lin Li said nothing, just smiled.
Wang Ze really couldn't laugh anymore. He held Lin Li's shoulders and asked sincerely and expectantly,
"Brother, you will bring me breakfast tomorrow, right?"
Lin Li shook his head with a look of helplessness on his face and said to Wang Ze with a smile,
"You want to make three unattainable wishes at once, Mr. Wang? You are so greedy. Do you think I am Aladdin's lamp?"
Wang Ze: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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