Chapter 241 Bai Bufan said that all the four classes needed to make economic plans.
"When did I make three wishes?" Wang Ze asked in confusion without reacting.
Bai Bufan, who was waiting for the blood to flow, immediately shook his head at Wang Ze with a helpless look as if he was looking at an idiot:
"Wang Ze is really an idiot."
"Let's go to class, and analyze the example sentence, "Brother, you will bring me breakfast tomorrow, right?" "
"In this sentence, you first wished to continue to be brothers with Lin Li, then wished to have tomorrow, and finally wished to have breakfast. Aren't these three wishes?
Lin Li said that you are greedy, and it's okay. You kid did get some Kinder Surprise Eggs and made three wishes at once. "
Bai Bufan's analysis was very detailed.
Wang Ze: "..."
Damn.
That's three wishes?
I'm going to fight you guys who are good at language arts.
Looking at Lin Li's smile, Wang Ze felt that although he was in school now, he was getting farther and farther away from the academic hall and closer and closer to the Xueshu Dian Hall.
"Wang Ze, I think, in fact, Lin Li mainly thinks that the asymmetry is not good-looking. Believe me, if there is a pattern on this side, he will be happy immediately. "Bai Bufan is not afraid of trouble. It's like this, it's really unreasonable not to kill someone to help cheer.
Waving a fist at Bai Bufan in the air, Wang Ze squatted down, wiped Lin Li's shoe surface with his palm, raised his head and looked at Lin Li with innocent eyes.
"My shoes are still new." Lin Li's voice was cold.
Wang Ze: "Where are the old ones? Where are they recycled?"
Lin Li: "?"
Continuing to maintain a kind smile, Lin Li began to press the knuckles of his fingers, making crackling sounds: "Wang Ze, I feel a nameless anger when I see you now. "
Before Wang Ze could continue to flatter, Bai Bufan's voice came over:
"Lower abdomen?"
Lin Li, Wang Ze: "?"
"It's okay, I understand you, Lin Li, I used to spend money lavishly and had no habit of keeping accounts, but since I saw Wang Ze, I subconsciously keep accounts every day, so it's normal for you to get angry for no reason, and it's a proof of life."
Bai Bufan was very pleased to find a like-minded person and patted Lin Li on the shoulder.
"Let's release this nameless anger together. It's not appropriate now, let's do it another day."
Lin Li, Wang Ze: "?"
"You're also a fucking rebel!" Wang Ze widened his eyes and covered his butt.
It's always been when others are afraid of being poked by themselves, how can there be masters.
Class 4 of Senior One is completely ruined.
But Wang Ze is actually grateful to Bai Bufan. After all, if it weren't for him, Lin Li's nameless anger would still stay on himself.
——Now it's vented on him.
"Beep——! ! "
Five minutes were up soon, and the referee blew the whistle, signaling the start of the second round.
"Wait a minute, I'll go get some powder, my hands are clean, weird." The three people who were playing stopped, and Wang Ze looked at his hands that had returned to flesh color, wondering.
Lin Li looked at his chest, back, and shoulders covered in a pale school uniform, haha.
The second game was won even faster than the first. After all, the strength on paper was there, and it didn't mean that after regrouping, defeat could be turned into victory.
A small victory is also a victory. While the boys were celebrating, Chen Yuying was taking pictures on the side.
"Class monitor, how are the photos?" Lin Li saw this and naturally stretched out his hand to ask.
"I took a lot of photos, do you want to see them?" Chen Yuying nodded when she heard this, took off the camera hanging on her body and handed it to Lin Li.
"I want to see it too! Let me take a look! "Several boys gathered around.
Lin Li opened the camera album and began to browse the photos.
Wang Ze and Bai Bufan, who came up, gradually became silent.
Apart from the celebratory photos just taken, most of the photos in front were taken during the tug-of-war game.
Therefore, the rope was stretched straight, and the classmates all had hideous faces and bulging veins. Chen Tianming and Zhuo Yongfei in the front row clenched their teeth and their faces flushed red; the girls Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu in the middle had messy hair and distorted expressions; Zhou Baowei in the back was even grinning, as if he had used up all his strength to eat.
But this is definitely not Chen Yuying's fault. It's a tug-of-war game. This is normal. It should be recorded like this.
But. But
!
There was a beast standing in the middle of the team, holding the rope with both hands, but it seemed effortless, his hair was neat, and he had a confident smile on his lips. In some photos, he even winked at you when the camera was pointed at him!
Beast, beast.
How should I put it? It felt like in the recorded footage, except for this beast, everyone else used all their strength, and that beast was sucking.
So the result was that every time it came to the photos behind the tug-of-war team of Class 4, the arrangement was "huge and ferocious pig shit, handsome guys who made people keep a record of their accounts, hideous and ugly gym student shit, hideous and extraordinary dog shit".
Noticing that everyone was looking at him, Lin Li blinked innocently: "What's wrong? I'm just naturally camera-savvy, what's with all those expressions?"
"You're just so focused on looking good, you're not even trying hard!"
"Akashi, Akashi! Lin Li, you're fighting with us on the front line, but you're in the back office, doing all the hard work with our wives, what's the difference?"
"Red! Let Lin Li get red! I'm here to get red! I've been holding it in!"
Lin Li's beautiful situation alone obviously aroused public anger, and everyone's eyes gradually became dangerous.
Everyone seemed to have a nameless fire in their stomachs.
"Don't be so embarrassing. Although I have a good sense of the camera, I still used the strength I should have used and didn't hold everyone back." Lin Li emphasized hurriedly.
For a master like him, it is not difficult to exert strength far beyond the strength of a freshman while maintaining his image.
Moreover, Class 3 is not worthy of Lin Li's full strength.
"You are talking nonsense. How can you use strength in this state!"
"Haha!" Lin Li sneered. It's time to let this group of useless things know how powerful he is: "Come on, break your hands - what the hell are you doing! Let go!"
Lin Li realized it later.
This group of people don't care how many bowls of noodles they have eaten in their stomachs. They just want to kill themselves.
Self-proof is undoubtedly a trap, but this group of people is pretty good. They don't intend to prove themselves at all.
...
"Hey hey!" Bai Bufan, holding a camera, winked at Lin Li, who was lying on the ground after having sex with the basketball hoop, and Zhou Baowei next to him, motioning for the two to come over.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li, covered in anti-slip powder, walked over and asked in confusion.
"I just discovered something interesting," Bai Bufan looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping, and whispered to the two of them, "After my precise calculations, the squad leader took a total of 52 photos, 39 of which showed Lin Li, and 26 of which showed Zhou Baowei. Do you know what this means?"
Zhou Baowei asked, "What does it mean?"
"Baowei, it means that the squad leader has you in her heart and will always subconsciously take pictures of you! She must have a good impression of you!" Bai Bufan first congratulated Zhou Baowei, and then looked at Lin Li with contempt: "As for you, Lin Li, it means that your face is too big, and you will always fit in the photo no matter how you are photographed! It's so unlucky." Zhou
Baowei: "?"
Lin Li: "!"
"No!!!" Lin Li was really hurt by Bai Bufan's words. He knelt on the ground in pain, screaming at the top of his lungs, pounding the basketball court with his fists, crying:
"Damn it, damn it, how can I have such a big face, how could I insult those photos like this, I might as well die, ah ah!!"
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Hard, fists hardened.
These two beasts have improved in this aspect of being beasts.
Bai Bufan didn't say the wrong name, this guy is just disgusting people on purpose!
He is calling a stag a horse, calling a stag a deer, calling Zhou a Lin!
And Lin Li immediately connected the question. Is the person he said "it's better to die" himself? Is there any need to say?
Zhou Baowei squatted down. Sure enough, Lin Li, who was crying at the top of his lungs, cried like a crazy laugh.
Zhou Baowei couldn't believe it. If he was still in the same class with these two guys after the class division, who in the society would be able to hurt him after three years?
It's unbearable, there's no need to endure it anymore!
"Tai! Mountain! Meteorite! Stone! Falling!"
Zhou Baowei jumped up and sat on the back of Lin Li who was kneeling on the ground.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li died at the age of seventeen.
Seeing Lin Li fall silent and his arms that supported his body begin to tremble, Bai Bufan took two steps back in fear and exclaimed:
"Shit, I found something that puts more pressure than Baowei's shoes."
Lin Li raised his head with difficulty. Baowei's weight reminded him of another authentic big fat pig. The associative memory method started, so he spoke haltingly:
"Bufan, do you think that if the general sticks out his butt, does that count as... the temple?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
"If this is the temple, then the temple is also the sun eye. Then what do you think the general should do when he does the fourth section of eye exercises, pressing the temple to scrape the eye socket?"
There was no loyalty in Lin Li's eyes, only a desire for knowledge.
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan: "?"
Stop arguing, let us think.
Who the hell taught you to define the temple like this?
Although it seems to make sense.
"Lin Li, congratulations, I just got the news that the general likes your speech very much and invites you to travel to Pyongyang, with free food and accommodation! He will also give you international honors, but you must go to the scene to receive them in person." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
Lin Li is the one who dares to stick out his temple.
"Lin Li, Baowei, you come here, this class may be a tough opponent."
The three heard the voice and turned their heads. It was Wang Ze who was watching other classes' competitions outside the crowd in the distance. At this moment, his expression was a little solemn.
It seems that he went to spy on the enemy.
"Here I come." Bai Bufan ran over.
"Here I come." Zhou Baowei patted the mule under his butt.
Lin Li couldn't say it.
When Lin Li came to Wang Ze's side, he knew what he meant by tough.
There are at least three Zhou Baowei in this class.
One of them is Zhou Baowei, and Zhou Baowei doesn't seem to be Zhou Baowei enough when he is by his side. He seems a little bit like a little bird.
After watching a round of the game, this class won too easily. As soon as the whistle blew, the rope moved steadily towards their class.
They also won easily with a score of 2-0. The other side didn't even struggle.
"Which class is this?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Class nine." Wang Ze sighed, "That guy is a sports student specializing in shot put. I know him, but I didn't expect that there are several Baoweis in his class besides him. Who the hell can beat them?
And it seems that there are no weak ones. Even if we start plan B, I'm afraid it will be useless."
"I have plan C." There must be 1.333 idea kings in a four-person trip. Bai Bufan pushed his non-existent glasses and said in a low voice: "But we need to cooperate with each other."
"How do we do it?" The three looked at him.
"First, someone has to have time," Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei, "Baowei, do you have time?"
"Yes, I don't have anything to do now. I haven't been busy recently." Zhou Baowei nodded. He was indeed very free.
"That's OK. So, brothers, I'll get some cyanide, Lin Li, you go destroy the school's surveillance system, Wang Ze, you go figure out their living habits and see when it's best to poison them, Baowei, prepare what you're going to say when you turn yourself in." Bai Bufan was clear and logical as he gave tactical instructions.
Lin Li and Wang Ze nodded: "Yes, sir!"
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Wait! What the hell did you just ask me about?!" He realized it later.
"Don't worry, although you'll be sentenced to life imprisonment for poisoning four people, as long as you behave well, you can definitely be transferred to a fixed-term sentence and then parole. In that case, it will only take 30 years, maybe even less. Baowei, see you then." Bai Bufan explained.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Fuck! Then I don't have time! I don't have time!"
"This is a good opportunity for you to work less than 30 years, Baowei, don't cherish it." Lin Li frowned and persuaded, "And you are a little selfish if you don't want to kill a few people for the class."
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Who the hell told you to call this less than 30 years of hard work? Who the hell told you to define selfishness like this?"
"That's right, haven't you heard of a saying, four years of easy college, forty years of hard work after graduation, and four years of hard college, a total of forty-four years of hard work." Lin Li shrugged and analyzed,
"The way to reduce the struggle in life, except to find a rich woman, is to find the King of Hell."
Zhou Baowei: "..."
He couldn't refute for a while.
He was not good at talking, and couldn't beat Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
But he knew something else.
"Tai! Mountain! Meteorite! Stone! Falling!"
Lin Li: "? Wait! I just resurrected, new account, don't 扌——"
Before he finished speaking, Lin Li died again at the age of seventeen.
...
Because no one was willing to spend this time, the idea of the King of Ideas failed.
We can only deal with the enemy as he comes.
It seems that other classes do not have particularly strong opponents.
After the tug-of-war, Wang Ze went to practice, Bao Wei had to go back to the dormitory first, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the cafeteria to eat.
Bai Bufan elbowed Lin Li and asked, "Back to the topic, are you really going to treat us to a real fight this weekend?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
"No, did you really get rich?" Bai Bufan frowned.
"I guess so."
"How did you get rich?"
"Last night when I got home tired, my mother suddenly called me and told me that my family actually has 30 million assets. The past 17 years have just been training me. Now the 17-year period has come, and we welcome the return of the rich second generation."
Lin Li nodded.
Bai Bufan didn't take it seriously and said with a smile, "Haha, I also had this fantasy and tried my mother in advance, but she said she was still waiting for my grandmother's call. When my grandmother calls her, she will contact me."
"Haha." Lin Li nodded. The
little joke was gone in a flash, and the two continued to walk to the cafeteria without talking to each other,
in silence.
Silence.
Deep——
"You should deny it now! Tell me you were joking just now! Lin Li! Come on, tell me this is not true, you are joking, then I will laugh and pat you on the shoulder, and say Lin Li, wow you are so humorous, this joke is new and good! Then we can continue to make some poor jokes and scold this ditch world!"
The silence was fleeting, and Lin Li's collar was grabbed by Bai Bufan. Bai Bufan put his forehead against Lin Li's forehead, and his forehead veins were exposed. He roared.
The other students around were shocked.
Lin Li just looked at Bai Bufan.
Smiling is Lin Li's protective color.
"This is not true! Right! This is not true!"
"You can't really encounter this! You can't betray your class, right? Lin Li, I can't accept it!"
Lin Li didn't think the current scene was funny. He only saw a desperate Bai Bufan.
A... Bai Bufan was desperate after seeing his brother driving a Land Rover.
"You can't really have 30 million!" Cold violence is really terrible. Lin Li didn't say anything. Bai Bufan stammered and made his last dying struggle.
"Okay, okay, I lied to you." Lin Li finally couldn't bear Bai Bufan to continue like this, and spoke helplessly.
"Yes, yes, that's it. I was scared to death. I almost thought you became a rich second generation. I feel sorry for you." Bai Bufan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a face full of relief.
"Only 1.8 million." Lin Li finished speaking.
Bai Bufan, who was still wiping sweat, froze in front of his forehead.
After great joy and great sorrow, his emotions finally fluctuated. Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with difficulty, seeking a real answer.
Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder: "There will always be many accidents in a person's life."
Bai Bufan shook his head: "But I hate accidents."
"I'm talking about unexpected wealth."
"Then again, sometimes I still like accidents." Bai Bufan nodded.
"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me." Lin Li smiled.
"I hate accidents, all accidents." Bai Bufan really needs to learn something from the text about Chameleon.
"It does have something to do with my family, so it's hard to say. Just think of it as me winning 100,000 in the lottery yesterday. I have a considerable amount of property that I can use at my own discretion, and it doesn't matter if I spend more." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said.
After thinking about it, it doesn't seem appropriate to say that he has become a rich second-generation, so let's just put the final nail in the coffin this way.
Bai Bufan no longer had the energy to complain. He reached into Lin Li's pocket and took out the meal card: "Five dishes and one soup, no rice."
Lin Li: "Yeah."
Bai Bufan was even more desperate.
Damn, Lin Li is serious.
It's so cold on a sunny day in October. Bai Bufan really wants to put his hand into someone else's wallet to warm it up.
(End of this chapter)
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