Chapter 242: I won't play with you anymore
. Lin Li is really rich.
Bai Bufan is really happy for Lin Li (50 cents per piece, remember to delete the content in brackets).
"You haven't forgotten your brothers after you became rich, which means you are a man." In the cafeteria, Bai Bufan sighed.
Although he didn't know the whole story, he accepted this fact.
There was nothing he could do if he didn't accept it.
"What a joke, you can't forget your roots even if you have money. Brothers are always the most important, and you will always be my first choice." Lin Li waved his hand and said firmly.
"Hehe." Bai Bufan was too lazy to give any more emotions.
Bai Bufan will never forget that "corpse without organs and married in the underworld" Bao Bao was for him.
"You don't believe me, buddy," Lin Li was questioned and got angry, "Let me tell you this, in the toilet without paper, if I only have your photo and a check for 1.8 million, I will choose you without hesitation.
This is because you will always be my first choice."
Lin Li said emotionally, his voice sincere.
Bai Bufan: "?"
You are the first choice in this scene! ?
That was indeed without hesitation.
Bai Bufan believed it.
Because if he were in this scene, he would also choose Lin Li first, so it can be considered a two-way trip.
"Why don't you say that your longing for me is turning yellow?" Bai Bufan sneered.
"Eh? That's fine, yours is more literary, Han, tell Baowei next time." This statement has its own merits compared to his own. Lin Li thought about it for a while, and then gave a thumbs up.
Then, Lin Li suddenly fell into philosophical contemplation: "However, Bufan, sometimes, I wipe your photo ten times and still can't wipe it clean. I always wonder if humans are actually a crayon? There is no day to wipe it clean?"
Bai Bufan almost spit out a mouthful of saliva.
"Can you remove my photo from the scene setting first, and don't say such asshole words when I'm fucking eating curry chicken!"
"I won't say it even if you're not eating this. By the way, I was this color and texture at the beginning."
"Fuck! So you are a pure sword!"
After dinner, on the way back to the classroom.
"But we are getting better. Others worry about how to make money, but we worry about how to spend it." Bai Bufan adjusted his mood quickly and said excitedly.
"What does it have to do with you?" At this time, Lin Li had to make a righteous cut.
"It's the same for me. How can I spend two hundred yuan until next month?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a slightly miserable expression: "Isn't this considered "worrying about how to spend money"? "
"Now I understand." Lin Li nodded.
"By the way, Lin Li, why don't you buy my life?" Bai Bufan said expectantly:
"Ahem, I was born overseas (outside Shanghai) and have only lived for nearly sixteen years without many signs of use. My brain has not been used much, it is very smooth without scratches and wear, and my body has not been used much either. I usually don't want to go out and keep it at home.
My personality is a bit yandere, which is rare and expensive in reality, but this part of the flaws only leaves a feeling of being a bit sick.
Possessing a good character of working day and night to achieve the goal, but this cannot be settled in one go, it needs to be paid in installments, and it needs to be delivered in four installments: day, night, night, night, and night.
In addition, the appreciation potential is great, because I am a moonlighter, and if I buy it and paint it white, it will be
white moonlight, which can make many people never forget it. "Bai Bufan finished singing and looked at Lin Li expectantly.
"I don't care about these." Lin Li shook his head, as if he was really thinking about buying Bai Bufan's life: "You can consider buying it, but I need to confirm other situations."
"What?"
"Do you shed hair?" Lin Li asked.
Bai Bufan: "?
" "Do you go to the toilet at a fixed place? Oh, this should be possible, Guoqing has already seen it, then let's change the question, can you bite people? Can you resist the desire to eat shit? Can you-"
Bai Bufan: "..."
You fucking.
"You are really right, I will bite people!" Bai Bufan jumped over the wall anxiously.
After playing around for a while, Lin Li asked:
"So are you sure you are going or not? "
"If you really have money and you are not just pretending to have money, I will definitely stay in school. Why not go if you have a chance to
get something for free?" Bai Bufan nodded, and then asked, "So it's just the two of us as the "One Dog" team? The monitor paid for most of the accommodation during the last National Day holiday. If you are going to treat us this time, it feels more appropriate to at least ask her."
"I haven't asked the "three people" yet. I feel that even if I treat them, they are not interested in traveling so far and spending a whole day just to shoot a gun. But I will ask them tomorrow at noon." Lin Li nodded.
...
"So, do you want to experience live-fire shooting on the weekend?"
The next day at noon, after hearing about Lin Li's idea, Chen Yuying was a little surprised.
"Yes, monitor, are you interested?" Lin Li nodded.
"Why do you suddenly have such an idea?"
"No boy can refuse a gun, just like no boy can refuse white and black stockings."
"Is it specifically referring to you? "Hearing that Lin Li could also talk about these things, Chen Yuying rubbed her forehead helplessly, and then asked with concern:
"I'm interested, but do you really want to treat us? It will cost a lot of money, right?"
"Squad leader, you know me, I never force myself, and I won't hold on for the sake of face. Don't worry, I can only say that as far as this experience is concerned, counting you and me, the cost to me is just a drop in the bucket.
So you don't need to have any psychological burden at all, just enjoy the experience and ejaculate however you want. "
Lin Li's voice was heroic.
He really had the confidence to do so.
Last night, a part of the gold had been cashed in, but the change was not 'much'. Lin Li now had another 60,000 yuan in his card.
It was only 100 grams of gold, not much indeed.
Lin Li divided the 100 grams among several gold recycling shops. When the amount was small, the shops would not ask for proof of the source of the gold, and the payment was also quick.
One shop even said that he could not even get Lin Li's identity information, but the recycling price would be reduced by a full fifty per gram.
Damn it, Lin Li suspected that the other party regarded him as a thief, but a thief could not make money as fast as he did, so Lin Li righteously refused.
Once he agreed, wouldn't it be obvious that there was something wrong with his gold?
Lin Li would not do such a thing as covering his ears and stealing the bell.
Lin Li did not plan to cash in the remaining one million gold for the time being.
Even if he continued to recycle separately, Xiling was a small place after all, and it was inevitable that someone would find it strange to suddenly have so much gold at the same time. Let's
talk about it after the money in the card is used up
"So much? Where did you embezzle the money from? "
Chen Yuying believed Lin Li, of course, but she still couldn't imagine how Lin Li would do it, so she asked curiously.
"Of course it's the money I saved from the wages of the migrant workers under my command." Lin Li said after hearing this.
Chen Yuying chuckled, a crescent moon hanging on the tip of her head, then nodded, and stopped asking:
"Since you want to be a big customer, then I won't be polite. I shouldn't have anything to do this week, so there is a 90% chance that I can go. I will talk to my family on Friday night and give you a definite answer."
"Why is there still a 10% chance of not going? Well, squad leader, tell my name to my family! Say I'm an acquaintance, don't worry!" Lin Li patted his chest.
"Sorry, I said the wrong thing, there is about a 10% chance that I can go." Chen Yuying always listened to Lin Li's words, nodded, and changed her words.
Lin Li: "?"
"Squad leader, what you said is very hurtful."
"About~ As for Wanqiu and Sihan, I will ask them this afternoon." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"OK. "
After chatting for a while, they waited for the lunch bell to ring and began to study.
Wang Yuezhi, the second seed of the 3,000-meter race in Class 4, Grade 1, who had never changed in the classroom, still couldn't write for a long time even after the classroom was quiet.
He couldn't believe what he had just heard from the two people behind him.
What "weekend", "going out", "masturbation", "shooting shoot shooting"? What are they
doing? Is this fucking pornographic? No!!! ... "Oh, what a coincidence, just finished lunch?" In the afternoon, when Lin Li came to the water dispenser with a cup of water to get water, he happened to see Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu coming out of the toilet. So because of a sentence, the school pants worth 1,800 yuan had an extra shoe print from a side kick. "Did the monitor tell you two, are you going or not?" Lin Li asked without caring. Looking at the water dispenser that couldn't stop gurgling out of water when he touched it lightly, hehe, what a sensitive little female ghost. Pure burning machine. "I'm about the same as Yingbao, so I should be able to go. I'll tell my family about it this weekend and give you a confirmed answer." Ding Sihan nodded. "I won't go." Qu Wanqiu shook her head. "Why not go? Isolate the four of us by yourself? Make special arrangements? Haha, Qu Wanqiu, I've decided. I will report to the heavens to kick you out of the group chat." Lin Li frowned and looked at Qu Wanqiu coldly. Qu Wanqiu: "..." "I didn't bring my phone, so I didn't want to stay in school." Qu Wanqiu explained. Lin Li suddenly realized. This is really understandable. Bai Bufan always brought his phone with him. Therefore, except for not being able to play PC games after staying in school, there is not much difference between staying in school and going home on weekends, so he doesn't care about staying in school at all, and he is indeed a player who often stays in school. After all, going back and forth for an hour and a half is sometimes a waste. And Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan are originally from Xiling. Even if they want to go, they can go home normally on weekends. Qu Wanqiu, who didn't bring her phone and whose home is not in Xiling, is relatively embarrassed. It's not exam week, and they still have to go out and play. If Qu Wanqiu goes back on Friday and comes back on Saturday, it's a bit embarrassing for her. If she doesn't go home and stays at school until Saturday, she won't have a phone to play with, and the weekend will seem wasted, and the time at school will be quite boring. "I have a spare phone at home, I can give it to you." Lin Li thought about it and said, "Except for a few minor problems such as a little lag, poor screen contact, two hours of charging, five minutes of standby, and occasional automatic shutdown, there are no other major problems." Qu Wanqiu: "..."
"You call this a small problem?! It's basically a brick!"
"Can you find me a brick that can light a flashlight?" Lin Li frowned and tried to justify his spare phone.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
"Oh, by the way, I remember my mother retired an iPhone 16 from the factory. If you don't mind using an iPhone, Qu Wanqiu, you can use it."
Lin Li snapped his fingers and said excitedly after suddenly remembering this.
"Ah? I'm an Apple user," Qu Wanqiu looked surprised, but the surprise was not about Apple:
"The iPhone 16 has been eliminated? I'm still using the iPhone 14 myself. Did your mother change it as soon as the iPhone Pro came out? So arrogant, I now believe that Lin Li, you are also a hidden rich woman."
"You are the rich woman, your whole family is rich women."
Qu Wanqiu was moved and said, "Thank you for your blessing."
"But it's not as rich as you said. The reason for the elimination was just mentioned, because the iPhone 16 was from the factory." Lin Li explained.
"From the factory?" Qu Wanqiu asked in confusion, "Is it made in India? Is there a quality problem?"
Apple has different factories around the world, and the quality of products produced in different factories varies. The worst quality is naturally produced by the Eastern country with a population of over one billion.
Reflection.
However, Lin Li shook his head and denied it: "It's not that factory either."
"What is that?" Qu Wanqiu was completely confused.
"It's the 16 factory."
"Ah? I don't understand, what is the 16 factory." Qu Wanqiu still didn't understand.
"That's, that, factory, on the number 16." Lin Li had to explain in more detail.
"..." "
..."
Qu Wanqiu, Ding Sihan: "?"
Wait.
This factory...
"Lin Li, then it's called the square root! Why don't you just say it's the iPhone 4! The square root of 16 is the square root of 16, what factory are you talking about? Apple 16!!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't help it this time, and complained with her voice raised by eight degrees.
"Oh, yes, yes, that's called the square root, I remember." Lin Li suddenly realized.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
You better just remembered it.
The only one who can describe the iPhone 4 like this is Lin Li.
So, on the 1,800-yuan pants, there was a second shoe print from a side kick.
He deserved it.
"Forget it, forget it. The iPhone 4 is a few years younger than me, so I won't use it. Besides, I'm not too interested in live-fire shooting, so I really won't go." Qu Wanqiu shook her head and said.
"Well, then you can only miss this chance to get something for free." Lin Li nodded. There was nothing to force.
"It's okay," Qu Wanqiu shook her head. "Lin Li, when the time comes, just calculate how much each of you spent on average, and then transfer the money to me directly. It's just a gesture of kindness. It doesn't matter whether I go or not."
Lin Li laughed when he heard this: "Qu Wanqiu, what skin care products do you usually use? Why are you so thick-skinned?"
"Lulu——"
"Although I don't know why you want to treat me, since you took the initiative to be the complainer, I won't be polite." Before Ding Sihan returned to the classroom, he patted Lin Li on the shoulder, "Lin Li, try hard to make sure that we go out to play on the AB system in the future. You pay A and I play with you with a shameless face."
Lin Li's eyes were wide open at first, but when he found that what Ding Sihan said was not the same as his own, he breathed a sigh of relief and blinked with a strange look on his face.
Haha, so you are talking about the AB system. I thought you were talking about the AB system.
"What's your expression?" Ding Sihan said puzzledly.
"It's okay," Lin Li shook his head quickly, "AB system is AB system, AB system is fine, AB system is fine."
Ding Sihan frowned, then suddenly widened his eyes.
Remember, don't think that only boys have dirty thoughts in their heads. Most girls are no less capable than men in this regard.
"Lin Li! You are a pervert! You are a super invincible pervert! What are you thinking about? "Ding Sihan, who reacted, shouted with a red face.
Lin Li, who was punched and kicked: "?"
"No, little BB," Lin Li was really aggrieved now. Seventeen years old is the age when he can't bear grievances, so Lin Li was furious:
"I didn't say anything, I just stood here honestly to draw water, playing with this sensitive burn-in machine that will produce water when touched, is this perverted?"
Only those who slandered Lin Li know how wronged Lin Li is. Who is the pervert? Lin Li doesn't want to say more.
There is a basic law to call someone a pervert, right?
Ding Sihan: “?”
“Who’s the little BB? I’m the little Dingdi—No!! Who the hell told you to keep yelling like that!! Call me Ding Sihan! It’s Ding Sihan!”
When Ding Sihan retorted, he was stunned for a moment and almost choked to death by himself.
Lin Li clicked his tongue.
Women are really unreasonable. Qu Wanqiu yelled at him just now, and now Ding Sihan yells at him.
Seeing the absent-minded Lin Li, Ding Sihan kept silent and punched and kicked him.
Qu Wanqiu thought it was fun, so she kept silent and helped the evil.
Man is evil by nature. Three minutes later, seeing that he was just taking a shower but ended up with his pants being trampled, Lin Li sighed helplessly.
Youyou Nansang, why are you so mean to me.
…
“Jia Bao and Lin Dai met, Xue Bao tore them apart.”
“Chen Guan sucked Zhang Bai’s juice, and Nicholas Tse went crazy.”
The boys were studying Chinese couplets in the back row of cabinets when Wang Ze rushed in:
"Everyone, the situation is not good. The draw results just came out. Our opponent this afternoon is Class 9, the Baowei class from yesterday."
"Who drew the unlucky lot?" Chen Tianming widened his eyes, "I'm going to kill him, Wang Ze, it can't be you?"
Class 17 also advanced, and Chen Tianming was still waiting for a beautiful development, leaving a good story.
As long as they play against Class 17, losing is winning; winning is also winning!
"It's not me, I'm not that unlucky, he drew it." Wang Ze waved his left hand, and then began to whip his right hand.
"Don't bully my sister-in-law, it's not easy to shoot so many planes for you over the years," Bai Bufan saw this and immediately stepped forward to adjust the relationship between the couple, and then touched his chin, "It seems that we must use crooked ways to have the strength to fight."
"Tianming, as the number one in Class 4, are you... aware?" At this time, Bai Bufan, Wang Ze and others all looked at Chen Tianming.
"Which class will Class 17 compete with?" Chen Tianming asked first.
"Class 20, according to my analysis of their combat power, they should have no problem advancing to the top five." Wang Ze responded.
Chen Tianming swallowed his saliva when he heard this.
Plan B was a plan that had been prepared a long time ago.
But as a price, he might lose something forever...
But...
If Class 17 can win...
Carrying the promise to meet Class 17! He has a reason that he absolutely cannot lose!
"I have already had this awareness." Thinking of this, Chen Tianming nodded.
...
Basketball court.
After the afternoon class, everyone in Class 4 came here.
Class 9 also arrived one after another.
When the two Zhou Baowei and one Zhou Baowei plus walked towards the tug-of-war rope together, there was a strong vibration in many places on the basketball court.
Even Lin Li did not attract fans this time, and began to carefully apply anti-slip powder and warm up.
Lin Li's own strength is undoubtedly greater than anyone on the opposite side, even Baowei plus is not enough.
But from a collective perspective, even Lin Li does not have the confidence to win.
"Both sides are ready, take your positions." The referee re-drew the line again, held the red line in the middle, and said to the two classes.
"Chen Tianming, why are you wearing a mask?"
Zhuo Yongfei, who was at the front of the tug-of-war team with Chen Tianming, came to his position and asked in confusion when he found that Chen Tianming behind him was wearing a mask.
Chen Tianming said nothing, but just carefully applied powder to his hands.
Zhuo Yongfei raised his eyebrows, thinking that Chen Tianming didn't want to pay attention to him, and didn't force him, and began to adjust his posture.
"Zhuo Yongfei, no matter what happens later, look forward and don't look back." Chen Tianming's faint voice came over.
Zhuo Yongfei turned his head subconsciously, but Chen Tianming's hand stopped him: "Don't look back!"
"Listen to me, look forward, use force, don't rest, and don't look back."
Zhuo Yongfei: "?"
Are you fucking here as the fat man in "Grave Robbers' Chronicles"?
"All ready!" The referee said, and put the whistle in his mouth.
Then Zhuo Yongfei heard Chen Tianming's roar from behind: "Nansang High School Class 19! Sixteen weaklings! Who dares to look me in the face! Fire at me! Fire at me!"
"Fuck!"
The vanguard of Class 9 staggered and almost fell. The referee, who was ready to blow the whistle, pulled his collar to cover his nose and the lower half of his face and turned around, his body trembling.
A huge wave of noise erupted in the audience. The team of Class 9 was visibly shaking. Several girls bit their lips desperately, and their shoulders shook like sieves.
When he noticed that everyone's eyes were looking at the side next to him, who the hell could resist looking?
Chen Tianming, what the hell did you do!
Zhuo Yongfei chose to turn back.
Fuck, it's the second killer of the Qing Dynasty!
Knowledge point consolidation: The first killer of the Qing Dynasty was Lin Li, the makeup artist on the autumn tour bus.
This makeup was drawn by your mother, right?
If you want to draw a sausage mouth, just draw a sausage mouth. Why do you stick green onions in your nostrils?
(End of this chapter)
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