Chapter 327 The gold content of the Japanese and Korean areas is still increasing.
No one in this world can leave the barber shop unscathed.
After the store manager heard Lin Li's words clearly, he trembled.
So he was not helping him introduce customers, but was making an appointment with him to fight?
"Brother, what are you dissatisfied with? Our hair is not cut, it's just washed and blown. As long as we wash it, it will recover immediately. There is still a way back. It's not that bad..."
The store manager stepped back and protected the apprentice in front of him, saying embarrassedly.
And he thought his finished product was really good. Lin Li's modeling was so top-notch that it was difficult to pull his trouser pockets.
As for the apprentice, he looked back at the store manager.
How could this store manager be so bad? Sure enough, the bottom line of an adult will disappear slowly like the hairline.
"No, I'm kidding, liven up the atmosphere, I'm quite satisfied." Lin Li stood up and looked at the mirror again, smiling and said in the direction of the two people in the mirror.
It's just a very natural blow out of the texture layer, adjusted just right.
Hairstyles, after doing it seriously, really improve the overall appearance a lot.
Even a goblin can become a handsome goblin with a good hairstyle if he takes good care of his hair.
"Oh, that's good," the store manager breathed a sigh of relief, startled himself, and then stepped forward and said, "Okay, since you are satisfied, let's do some more to style it."
"Okay."
"Handsome guy, have you considered perming and dyeing your hair? To be honest, it will definitely be more perfect with your face after perming and dyeing," he began to spray the styling spray, and the store manager's mouth was busy again:
"And, as long as you agree to cooperate with us to shoot a video and post it on our store's Douyin account, I can give you a 50% discount."
When saying this, the other party deliberately lowered his voice to prevent the female customer who was getting her hair done next to him from hearing it.
Look, this world says that appearance is not important, and inner beauty is the real beauty, but in fact, people with good appearance are always given various preferential treatments.
I can only say that if you have a positive outlook, please make friends with me, and if you have good facial features, please make friends with me, and any position is fine.
"Boss, I'm still a student, the school won't let me, forget it." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Oh, that's a pity, but if you are interested during the winter and summer vacations, you can come to me." Upon hearing this, the store manager could only nod regretfully.
It is not easy to find a model who can make a profit for free.
"Okay."
After spraying the styling spray, Lin Li and the store manager came to the front desk.
"It's your first time here, how about applying for a membership card? It just so happens that we have just launched an event today. After applying for a membership card, you can enjoy a 20% discount. It's very cost-effective."
After the store manager wrote something on the notebook at the front desk with a pen, he pointed to the poster behind him that really looked like it had just been posted, and introduced it.
"No——" Lin Li naturally chose to refuse, but when he saw the content of the poster, he was stunned:
"...Well, boss, have you seen this poster yourself."
Seeing that Lin Li's eyes were not right, the store manager also turned back to look at the poster.
"..."
The store manager turned his head and looked at the apprentice who was playing with his mobile phone, and shouted: "Xiao Guang!"
"Ah? Hey! Boss! What's wrong!" The apprentice quickly put down his mobile phone and ran over.
"How did you make this poster!!"
"What's wrong? Didn't I do it according to what you said?" The apprentice looked at the poster himself, confused, and didn't understand why the store manager was so fierce.
"Didn't I ask you to give me a 20% discount?"
Hearing this, the apprentice narrowed his eyes this time, looked at it carefully for a while, and then scratched his head: "Didn't I write it according to your requirements?"
The store manager laughed angrily, pointing at the poster: "Come on, read these words to me again, what does "Recharge a hundred for a membership card, and receive eighty" mean? ! Answer me! ! ! "
"What's wrong with this?" The apprentice frowned even more tightly.
What went wrong?
Facing the apprentice's sincere eyes, the store manager suddenly smiled with relief, and his anger disappeared in an instant. He just touched the apprentice's head:
"Kid, is your junior high school degree fake? Tell me sincerely, and I won't laugh at you. "
…
Lin Li was no longer in the barber shop. He rode his bike to school.
Today's departure plan was to wait for Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu to take a taxi together, and then go to Ding Sihan's house, which was closer to the school, to pick her up, and then the four of them would share a car and go directly to Pinglu Street.
As for Chen Yuying, it would be more convenient for her to go directly from home, and she would not need to meet up with the four of them.
"The nurse's little cucumber has been soaked since the year she was born~"
Because it was not the agreed departure time yet, after Lin Li arrived at school, he hummed a song and walked directly to the dormitory.
"Knock knock knock! Knock knock knock!" Lin Li knocked on the door.
The dormitory door was opened, and it was Chen Tianming.
"Fuck, Lin Li, did you perm your hair? "For familiar people, changes in hairstyle are too easy to notice. Chen Tianming, who was about to say something else, widened his eyes and sighed.
Lin Li shook his head and explained with a smile:
"It's not permed. I went to the barber shop to blow-dry it. I didn't even use a curling iron. It can only be said that the same thing can produce completely different effects in different hands. The barber's hair dryer and our hair dryer are not the same machine at all."
"How much did it cost you to do this?" Chen Tianming was obviously tempted.
"One thousand five hundred, cents." Lin Li replied.
"Excuse me... Lin Li, you are born! Don't use cents at this time!" Chen Tianming, who had retreated after hearing the number, raised his middle finger speechlessly after hearing the unit clearly.
"How expensive can a wash and blow-dry be? Although I don't know the prices in the barber shops near the school, I estimate that they are not much different." Lin Li said with a smile.
"OK! I'll try it too." Chen Tianming took out his cell phone and took a few photos of Lin Li's head to use as a model for the barber, then walked straight out the door.
Lin Li walked into the dormitory. The lights were not on. Bai Bufan was lying on his upper bunk, without any sound.
Oh, no wonder there was no sound. Lin Li thought that Bai Bufan didn't want to care about him after Wang Ze fucked him yesterday. It turned out that he was dead.
Now there is still some time before departure, so let the child die for a while.
Lin Li was going to go to the next door to see Wang Ze.
"Lin Li~" Bai Bufan suddenly muttered.
"Ah?" Lin Li turned around.
"Lin Li~" Bai Bufan just muttered again.
Lin Li frowned. Is he talking in his sleep?
"Lift it higher~" The vague voice came again.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)!?"
Then he saw Bai Bufan lying on the upper bunk with his hands stretched into the air, and then his buttocks began to hit the quilt continuously upwards, and the bed board made a creaking sound.
"Oh oh oh oh~"
"Yiku Yiku, I want Yiku!! "
This fucking man is really sleeping on his own, this guy with a ditch, so disgusting.
"Bai Bufan, you are really a cold countryman." Lin Li turned on the lights in the dormitory directly and scolded with a smile.
"How is this a cold countryman? I went in and you didn't feel it? Can't it be?"
Bai Bufan stopped thrusting his hips, sat up from the bed, rubbed his chicken coop hair, scratched the corners of his eyes with his hands without any image, flicked the eye boogers to the side, and said with a smile.
If Zhou Baowei was in the dormitory, he would be red and warm if he saw this scene.
Last time he was eating instant noodles in the dormitory, Bai Bufan was cutting his toenails on the upper bunk. He was eating and suddenly sighed, "Fuck, Master Kong has a conscience. Instant noodles, there are even crispy bones, and they are crispier than Tang Daren's."
When he realized that the dormitory was suddenly very quiet, and also realized that the crispy bones might not be crispy bones, he turned around and saw Bai Bufan already facing him, kneeling down and admitting his mistake.
Because you shouldn't hit someone who smiles at you, Zhou Baowei used his feet that day.
It was sour and smelly - from Bai Bufan.
"Haha, you don't understand the joke, right? I'm scolding you for not having Ma Dongxi." Lin Li was waiting for this sentence, and he immediately explained proudly.
"Damn, I really didn't think of this!" After hearing the explanation, Bai Bufan's eyes widened.
I wrote it down and will use it on Zhou Baowei in the future.
"I suspect that this joke was thought up by the Japanese." Bai Bufan commented afterwards.
"Oh, what do you think?" Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was not holding back his fart again, but as the King of Red Stone, he couldn't help but be the supporting actor.
"Because I found that the Japanese obviously prefer the North over the North." Bai Bufan replied.
"Because the name has a Sun? Sun! Loyalty!" Lin Li snapped his fingers and gave his reasoning.
"Of course not, this is too superficial and unreasonable. I found the root of this because there are a lot of super blowing clips in the Japanese movies I watched."
Bai Bufan said proudly, pointing at Lin Li and giving the answer:
"But Lin Li, have you noticed that you haven't seen a single cold blowing clip!"
Lin Li: "∑(￣□￣)!!"
What? !
"Really!" Lin Li exclaimed, and then gave a thumbs up.
This angle is invincible. Lin Li had to admit that he had also seen many Japanese people super blowing.
Moreover, these movies were shot by the public, which means that this position still comes from the spontaneous people!
The gold content is higher!
The gold content is also very high!
"Hey, Lin Li, you got your hair done just to see me, good attitude."
After picking his eye boogers and picking his nose, Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li's hairstyle and said with approval.
"Get up, get up. The back of your hair is all standing up. Although I'm not a peacock courting a mate and don't need to spread my tail, I still need to wash my hair. Should there be enough time?"
Climbing off the bed, Bai Bufan yawned, walked to the balcony and asked.
"There's enough time. Take your time. I'll go see Wang Ze."
Lin Li nodded, and did not hinder Bai Bufan from washing up. He went to the next door and knocked on the door.
"Fuck, Lin Li——" Wang Ze opened the dormitory door and saw the hairstyle, his eyes widened.
"Skip."
"——This hairstyle is handsome."
Damn, gal games are all scams. Why can't I skip these conversations even if I clicked Skip?
I want to fast forward to the shooting part.
"Should I get one too?" Wang Ze touched his head.
"You short haircut, you big haircut, that's enough." Lin Li sweated profusely.
"Alas, I can't help it," Wang Ze shrugged, "Last time I went to the barber shop to get a haircut, I took your photo and said, "Brother, I want a haircut like his." The barber nodded and said, "No problem, I know him." He gave me a short haircut.
I looked in the mirror and wondered, "Hey, fuck, why is it a short haircut?"
The barber said, "What's wrong, isn't this Lin Li? I know him, his hair is this long."
I said, "You're lying, the hair in the picture is exactly this long, buddy, you are lying with your eyes open!
" He said, "Ah?! You were talking about the length of the hair? Sorry, sorry!"
He has apologized, and it is indeed my fault for not explaining it clearly. So what else can I do? Just admit it. I can only say that the barber knows you too well. "
Wang Ze sighed.
Lin Li: "(へ╬)! ! "
"Fuck, Wang Ze, it turns out that you are a real Han countryman," Lin Li kicked Wang Ze on the butt and kicked him onto the bed, laughing and scolding:
"It's too much that my fucking length is only a short inch, so I look like a peanut? You can at least be longer?"
"Didn't Chen Tianming tell you that he has seen that my ancestors are suspected to have agricultural tool bloodline! "
When Chen Tianming comes back later, if his hair becomes short, it will be a sure kill.
" "Luckily, I haven't changed my clothes yet," Wang Ze patted the shoe prints on his butt, then snapped his fingers and simply took off his school uniform: "Lin Li, you're here just in time, help me see how I look in this outfit today."
Wang Ze changed his clothes neatly.
"How is it?"
Lin Li pinched his chin and pondered for a long time, finally nodded and commented: "To be honest, you look a bit like Leo in this outfit."
"Wow, so handsome? Is this true? I'll go to the stairs and take a look."
Wang Ze immediately got excited and was about to go out - there was a dressing mirror on the wall at the dormitory's stairs, and the mirror on the balcony couldn't see the whole picture.
"Uh, I'm talking about Leo in "The Godly Chef Xiao Fugui." "
"The Godly Chef Xiao...?" Wang Ze, who had already stepped half a foot out of the dormitory door, turned his head and stared at Lin Li, and began to search his memory.
"Lin Li with grooves! So you are talking about that little eunuch, so don't shoot "The Little Chef Fugui" anymore, shoot "The Little Chef Lin Li". "
When Wang Ze remembered who this little Leo was, he couldn't hold it anymore.
"Ze," Lin Li patted Wang Ze on the shoulder, "how should I put it, for example, if you let me do a multiple-choice question now, and give me three options: A: good-looking; B: average; C: ugly, and ask me to evaluate..."
"Choose C, right?" Frustrated Wang Ze knew that Lin Li didn't hold it in well, and he sneered when he heard it.
"Too one-sided, baby, you can only get half the score if you choose more or less," Lin Li smiled and shook his head, "The correct answer is - "C that is not B". "
Wang Ze: "(; ☉_☉)?"
"No, huh?"
"No! Huh? !"
"Lin Li, why is your mouth like it's poisoned, who will dare to kiss you in the future if you do this! ! "Wang Ze transformed into a goblin priest and began to roar.
"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this, someone wants to kiss." Lin Li sneered, "I have to kiss the mirror for half an hour every morning when I get up. People who don't understand Lin Li are in trouble."
"I understand Lin Li, I envy the mirror." Wang Ze then said shyly, "Just now I said that you were just PUAing you, I... just, just want to have you all to myself~"
Lin Li: "..."
Forgetting that the person in front of him was Wang Ze, Lin Li stopped laughing instantly.
After coughing twice, he pointed at Wang Ze's outfit, with a speechless face:
"Wang Ze, come on, come on, tell your dam, you wear a sleeveless vest under this outfit, and it's fucking leaking out, you are a potion, what are you doing? Huh?"
"To show my masculinity! "Wang Ze felt that his outfit made sense. His old shoulders were very smooth, and he shook his jacket down to his elbows, revealing his biceps.
After doing a few muscle-highlighting movements, Wang Ze said proudly:
"I went to ask my coach for the key last night. After buying flowers, I went to the school gym to exercise. Look, these muscles, aren't they very obvious?"
"Love is a wonderful thing. Last night, I thought I would be single today, so I deadlifted 190 kilograms. My previous limit was only 180 kilograms. It was a big breakthrough!"
"Wow, that's awesome."
Only insiders know how awesome this number is. Lin Li was a little shocked.
"It's just so-so."
It was still very pleasant to be looked at by Lin Li, the top student in the grade, with such eyes. Wang Ze could hardly suppress the corners of his mouth, but he still had to wave his hand and pretend to be very humble.
"This is really extraordinary, brother, teach me," Lin Li really admired him, so he immediately stepped forward to rub Wang Ze's shoulders and flatteringly asked for the secret:
"How did you do it? Teach me, teach me. Last time I went to the gym and deadlifted 1.5 kilograms, I was reported and kicked out. I was also blacklisted by the gym. The front desk pointed a mop at my nose and called me a psychopath. " "
..."
Wang Ze, who was about to blurt out all the tricks, suddenly fell silent.
(；☉_☉)?
The smug smile on his face was completely frozen. Wang Ze looked at Lin Li, then at the balcony, his mouth opened and closed, wanting to say something but stopping, wanting to say something but stopping.
His deadlift skills can help a 150-pound contestant to reach 160.
But it can't help this 1.5-pound contestant.
"…What the hell are you deadlifting!! I'm the front desk, I really have to control you!!" Wang Ze roared and questioned.
Look, you're anxious again.
Lin Li sighed, and said to Wang Ze with a gentle smile on his face:
"Okay, Wang Ze, even if you have a lot of shit and can poop 190 kilograms at a time, it doesn't matter. Just listen to my advice. What do you say about this outfit?
You can wear it if you want, after all, you are just going to the market today.
If you and your senior sister have an appointment to go out and play together on the Lantern Festival, then you really can't wear this outfit, really.
Because it is very likely that when the two of you are happily dating, you will see a little kid who is very excited and pulls his mother to shout at you two:
"Girl! It's Niu!"
You get very angry when you hear it, roll up your sleeves to show your muscles and masculinity, and prepare to fight with the kid below you, why is he speaking so vulgarly, but then you hear the kid turn his head and say to his mother:
"Mom, mom! I guessed the answer to this walking riddle! It's the word Niu! Right!"
The child's mother quickly says to you, "Sorry, sorry, children speak without restraint", and walks in the opposite direction with the child in her arms, but you will hear her low whisper floating in the air, "Xiaobao is great! You guessed the answer right away."
But the child was very modest. He waved his hands and said, "It's not that Xiaobao is awesome, it's that Senior Qian is really a woman, and that idiot Wang Ze is also a super ugly guy."
Lin Li also imitated the child's tone and described it vividly.
After hearing this story full of personal stuff and ups and downs, Wang Ze had already laughed and fell on the bed.
Wow, Lin Li is really a super petty person.
I just made up a story to attack him, how could his counterattack be so quick?
Wang Ze really wanted to kick Lin Li, but considering that Lin Li's set was put together for going out to play, he finally controlled the desire.
Kick back next week.
After laughing, Wang Ze realized that the curse was quite dirty, so he stopped laughing: "(へ╬)..."
"Is it really that ugly?"
Lin Li pulled Wang Ze to the next door and shouted at Bai Bufan who was washing on the balcony:
"Xiaobao! Don't wash your face! Mommy will test you. There is a girl standing next to Wang Ze. Answer a riddle. "
Bai Bufan, who was washing up, turned his head, looked at it carefully for a while and gave the answer: "Infant! Isn't this my baby! Baby! I love you!"
Wang Ze: "!"
Lin Li: "?"
"No, Bufan was addicted to your grass last night?" Lin Li turned his head with a twitch of his mouth and asked, "What do you usually use to wash your lower body, is it ice?"
"This is the charm of Wang Ze." Wang Ze chuckled, "Sooner or later, the whole world will love to play Nantong jokes!"
"If you get in there for real one day, you'll be honest."
"If you get in there for real, at most my butt will be loose, how can I be honest?" Wang Ze denied.
Lin Li gave him a thumbs up.
There was no way
to criticize him. "Okay, Bufan, seriously, what do you think of Wang Ze's outfit?" Lin Li asked again.
Bai Bufan opened the balcony door a little more, and after seeing it clearly, his expression was complicated, he was hesitant to speak, and finally waved his hand: "Forget it, my words are a bit unpleasant, I'll turn off the microphone first. "
Then he closed the balcony door completely with a bang.
"Ugh—"
"Ugh—"
The muffled vomiting sound was heard twice, and the dormitory was quiet, but silence was better than words at this time.
"Yes." Lin Li raised his hand to signal.
Wang Ze: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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