Chapter 328:
A general is away from home, so he has nothing to do. Lin Li and Wang Ze looked at each other in silence, and Lin Li raised his chin.
Wang Ze, who was already in great sorrow, didn't care what Lin Li wanted to do. He just looked at Lin Li lifelessly, waiting for his next words.
However, Lin Li remained silent, but urged Wang Ze with his eyes.
"No? What? Why don't you speak?" Wang Ze asked in a daze.
Lin Li then let out a long sigh and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder: "Waiting for you to speak."
"Why?" Wang Ze was puzzled.
"Because as the saying goes, the ugly words should be said in advance, so you must open the topic. I'm handsome, so I can only say handsome words later." Lin Li smiled warmly and explained in detail.
Wang Ze: "..."
Your mother.
"Fuck, chasing and killing? This is still alive, jump!"
Wang Ze took off all his shirt in frustration.
Lin Li hurriedly stepped back, fearing that Wang Ze was going to have a battle with him.
Oh, this kind of thing is great.
"Let's go, let's go back to the next door. Maybe my aesthetics are really a bit problematic. Lin Li, help me pick out some clothes. Father, please, I'm willing to do anything."
Wang Ze pulled Lin Li to the next door.
"Okay."
Since he had nothing to do, Lin Li nodded and followed.
"Wang Ze, tell me what style you are going to go for first?"
Looking at the pile of clothes that Wang Ze took out of the closet and threw on the bed, Lin Li went up to pick and choose, and asked with some disdain.
This pile of clothes that are not school uniforms looks a lot, and it is even rarer in Nansang Middle School, a school that usually requires uniforms.
But in fact, there are very few to choose from.
Because most of them are the clothes and pants that Wang Ze wears during training. When he goes out to play, he can't match them at all.
"Of course it's still masculinity. I think this is my advantage, playing to my strengths and avoiding my weaknesses."
Wang Ze did not forget his original intention and was obsessed with his sleeveless vest. Then he suddenly said coldly: "-Lin Li, where are you looking at?"
This bitch is now a crotch-staring cat.
"Play to your strengths and avoid your weaknesses. It's reasonable to wear pants so tightly." Lin Li stared at him for a while and nodded.
Wang Ze: "?"
Before Wang Ze could refute, Lin Li stood up without looking at the clothes on the bed:
"Masculinity, okay, I understand. I'll ask Qu Wanqiu if she has any extra clothes and bring you a few. As long as they are oversized, you should be able to wear them."
Wang Ze: "(；☉_☉)?"
"No? Why did you borrow clothes from Qu Wanqiu?" Wang Ze was puzzled.
"For you." Lin Li raised his head and answered calmly.
His eyes seemed to be puzzled. Why would Wang Ze ask such a question with the answer written on his face.
"... Lin Li, what I want is masculinity, manly! masculinity!" Wang Ze gritted his teeth and emphasized word by word.
"I know."
"Come on, father, tell Ze'er, what does wearing girls' clothes have to do with masculinity!" Wang Ze laughed in anger.
"Stupid, Ze'er, only men can dress up as a little boy, so isn't this an extremely manly act?"
"Let me ask you, can a girl be a little Nan Liang?"
"In addition, as we all know, men can hold up half the sky, and women can also hold up half the sky, so it follows that a little boy can hold up the entire sky.
Oh my god, Wang Ze, think about it, this is the entire sky! When the time comes, you will hold it up in front of Senior Sister Qian, Ei Yo Man! I dare not imagine how much love will be in Senior Sister Qian's eyes when I see this scene." When
Lin Li talked about this, he became angry and forgot about his life, and his little mouth was like a string of cannons.
Although history told Lin Li that the end of the Southern Liang Dynasty was the Northern Dynasty, it didn't matter.
The one in front of him was Wang Ze, so why was he afraid of this?
As for Wang Ze, who was not afraid in Lin Li's eyes, he had silently walked to the corner, took out his arm strength stick, and slowly approached Lin Li.
Lin Li, who felt his blood bar was bright, got up and ran.
"Lin! Li! Why the hell didn't you let me castrate myself in front of my senior? According to your theory, isn't this also very manly?!" Wang Ze chased after him with red eyes.
"You are a teachable child. I will ask Qu Wanqiu and her roommates if they have a sharper knife so that you can be less painful and cut more elegantly.
When the time comes, you will be a eunuch in women's clothes, and you will be full of manliness. I can guarantee that your confession will be on the headlines of tomorrow's Xiling News."
Hearing Wang Ze's analogy, Lin Li was very pleased to comment while running back.
"It's just on the news. What kind of confession is needed for such a small matter? Lin Li!" Wang Ze smiled grimly and shook his head, "As long as I kill you, I will definitely be on the news tomorrow!"
Wang Ze likes the lyrics of Faye Wong's "Fleeting Time".
If I can't have red eyes when I see you again, can I still have a red face? If you want me not to have red eyes, then you can give me a red face! !
...
Lin Li resurrected after watching the 15-second advertisement and returned to the dormitory with Wang Ze.
In fact, Wang Ze couldn't catch up with him at all, but he had to let him vent.
"Seriously, Ze, with these clothes, you can't match the tough guy style you want, give up."
Lin Li pointed at the clothes on the bed and shook his head:
"Besides, masculinity is not something that should be expressed by clothes, it's better to show it through your actions.
For example, if something suddenly happens around you, you immediately protect the senior sister in front of you; for example, the senior sister can’t open the bottle cap, you take it and find that you can’t open it either, and then you sob... "
"That makes sense." Knowing that Lin Li was speaking in a sarcastic way, Wang Ze, who probably understood what he meant, was too lazy to argue, but nodded, "Then if I don’t wear this, how should I match it?"
"Just keep it clean and refreshing, don’t think about highlighting your shitty muscles, keep it loose and casual, trendy to the point of rheumatism, Hong Kong literary men, do you understand? Here, these two, try them on."
Lin Li picked out a few pieces of clothes from the pile, handed them to Wang Ze, and began to try them on.
"Try this one again."
"These pants are a bit weird, change to this one."
"..."
"Just this set, I think it's okay. "
There are not many pieces to wear, so there are not many choices for matching. It didn't take long for Lin Li to give his answer:
"I personally approve of this set, but aesthetics is subjective. I don't know much about Senior Sister Qian, so I can't guarantee that she will like it, so it's up to you."
"Don't start stacking armor at this time, I'm a little scared," Wang Ze scolded with a smile, "I'll go ask Bufan and see what he says."
"Woof woof woof."
"Woof woof woof. There are also those who approve and those who dislike."
Speaking of Cao Cao, the wife arrived. As soon as Wang Ze walked towards the door, the dormitory door was pushed open. Bai Bufan was holding a hair dryer in his hand. He should have just finished drying and went upstairs.
"Stupid dog Lin Li."
The first thing he did when he came in was to insult Lin Li.
Then he looked up and down for a while, and Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "It's okay, it's more anthropomorphic than the last set."
But Wang Ze narrowed his eyes, stepped forward and passed Bai Bufan, closed the dormitory door, and then looked at Lin Li, asking for his opinion: "Lin Li, hiss - what do you think of this set on Bufan, tut, what do you think? "
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "QAQ?"
Lin Li took a look. Because of the preview of the weekend trip, Bai Bufan also brought his private clothes this week and wore them now.
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
It is indeed better than Wang Ze's.
"His is better looking." Lin Li nodded.
"OK!" Wang Ze smiled.
Bai Bufan: "Oh, no TAT, wait--"
...
"It looks a bit sweet, never mind, I'll go with my own."
Wang Ze went to the stairs to compare, and after coming back, he threw his clothes to Bai Bufan, who was stripped down to his underwear on his bed, and said with disgust.
"Evil beast, evil beast. "Practicing the principle of "enjoying life as long as you are strong", Bai Bufan lazily took the clothes, then gave a middle finger to show respect, and then defended his clothes:
"Wang Ze, let me tell you, what's wrong with my clothes? It's obviously very fashionable!"
"You can tell by looking at the material yourself. Zhu Wen usurped the throne - your Tang Dynasty is over." This is the most literary episode of Wang Ze. He said disdainfully:
"Bufan, what are you thinking? I bought clothes made of milk dragon material. As soon as I put them on, I couldn't help but want to jump and shout "I am a milk dragon, I am a milk dragon." "
Bai Bufan: "?"
He was stunned for a moment after hearing this. Bai Bufan searched for the label on the inside of his clothes. After seeing it clearly, he couldn't help laughing and said:
"Fuck, Wang Ze, you are a fool, right? Nylon, who the hell told you that this is made of milk dragon material, nylon!"
Lin Li blinked, that's very milk dragon.
"Well, the core reason is still a little small, Bufan, I really admire you, can't you grow taller? "Wang Ze shrugged and told the truth.
There was still a difference of several centimeters between Wang Ze and Bai Bufan in height, but a few centimeters can make a big difference sometimes, so the same clothes would look different on two people.
"You scold the cook after having a full meal. You know how to backstab. At my age and height, I'm already awesome, okay? One of you has a strange talent and the other is an old thing. I'm too lazy to criticize you."
Bai Bufan changed his clothes, stood up and pointed at the two of them.
"Compared to backstab, I prefer its synonym, rear entry." The scolded Wang Ze smiled and said, "Enter yours."
"By the way, Wang Ze, where are your flowers? How did you get them in the end?"
Ignoring the two people who started the van game, Lin Li looked around and asked after not seeing Wang Ze's flowers.
"I've put them in Pinglu. I gave them to the owner of a store and added WeChat. I'll see if there's a suitable opportunity to get out and get them. If not, I'll spend some more money to ask the owner to deliver them for me."
Wang Ze turned around and said.
"It's a bit troublesome. "Lin Li raised his eyebrows and commented.
"What other solutions are there? This is the best solution I can think of." Wang Ze shrugged.
"Don't you have an unused storage ring at home? You can get a storage ring and put the flowers in it, and take them out when you need them. It's so convenient and keeps them fresh. No matter how early you buy them, you don't have to worry about them wilting."
Lin Li gave a suggestion.
"Shut up, idiot." Wang Ze laughed and commented sharply.
Lin Li sighed. He had given Bufan all his sincerity. He had clearly given the most sincere advice.
"By the way, when are you two going there?" Wang Ze asked.
"We agreed to meet at the school gate in ten minutes. We can leave now. What about you?"
Lin Li rubbed his forehead, thinking about how to bump Qu Wanqiu without ruining his hairstyle.
"I haven't yet. My senior and I agreed to go out and play after lunch." Wang Ze replied.
"Why would we have lunch if we go there to play--"
"Knock! Knock! Creak--"
Before Lin Li finished speaking, the door was knocked twice. After the person outside found that the door was not closed, he pushed open the dormitory door and walked in.
Chen Tianming.
Because they all knew what Chen Tianming was doing, the three people looked at Chen Tianming's head.
"Look, Wang Ze, Tianming took my photo to the barber and told him that this is the right length, and it's the length when I don't have any ridges!" Lin Li immediately looked at Wang Ze and said proudly.
Wang Ze ignored him.
Bai Bufan frowned: "No, Tianming, you did a haircut? It feels like there is no other change except that it is a little fluffy?"
Chen Tianming sighed: "My evaluation is that the barber shop is the only legal casino in the mainland."
"I support this. Last time I said to thin the sides and leave the middle alone. Damn, it turned into shit for me." Bai Bufan agreed with this point.
Chen Tianming continued to sigh: "I asked him to blow dry my hair according to Lin Li's method, but I was not satisfied after the blow dry, so I washed it back to normal and re-did it casually."
"And he confiscated my extra money the second time, it seems that he also knows this."
"What did the previous failed blow dry look like for you?" Lin Li was curious now.
"You will know when you take a look." Chen Tianming took out his mobile phone.
Lin Li and the other two came over.
"Why are you showing us your grandmother's photo? Are you showing us the hairstyle your hairdresser made for you?" Lin Li frowned after taking a look, and looked at Chen Tianming in confusion.
"But, Tianming, your grandmother is quite fashionable." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
"Indeed, if your grandmother went to square dance, I think she would be able to charm a group of old men." Wang Ze nodded in approval.
Chen Tianming, who is the grandmother herself: "..."
This group of evil beasts - obviously intentional.
Chen Tianming smiled: "To be honest, Lin Li, Bufan, Wang Ze, I think you three must be very kind."
"Oh, why do you say that?"
Although they knew that the next words would mostly be insults to themselves, the Red Stone Kings couldn't help it.
"Because everyone has disgusting and kind hearts, but when I see you, I know that you are disgusting." Chen Tianming laughed.
"Ohohohoh——" A group of masochists, who were scolded, still cheered for Chen Tianming.
"I can only say that the barber shop is a bit rubbish, and I didn't find the right one for you," Lin Li stepped forward and patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, "But that's it, it's not bad, at least the profit is positive."
"It's not that it's completely without advantages. The location of that shop is quite good, and you can jump into the river when you go out."
——Since the other party is willing to wash his hair for free for the second time, Chen Tianming feels that it is necessary to say a fair word for them.
"That's really good, but Bufan and I have to go first. I wish you and Wang Ze a successful confession." Lin Li stood up with Bai Bufan and said with a smile.
"Lend you Jiyan." Chen Tianming and Wang Ze smiled.
"It's Jiyan. I used the masturbation cup from Pinduoduo for 4.9 yuan with free shipping yesterday. The effect was immediate. Today, my chicken is particularly hot, but forget about borrowing it. I still need it."
Chen Tianming and Wang Ze: "?"
Then Chen Tianming immediately returned to his dormitory-nothing, simply can't be alone with Wang Ze in the same space.
... At
the school gate.
"Hey~ Lin Li~~"
Qu Wanqiu was already there. When she saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan coming over, she started to be sarcastic.
"Don't be so sarcastic. Just tell me if he's handsome or not." Lin Li stood up the collar of his clothes and adjusted his non-existent glasses.
"Just so-so." Qu Wanqiu said stiffly.
Lin Li sighed, pulled Bai Bufan over, and put his cheek directly against Bai Bufan's: "Now?"
"Wow, handsome." Qu Wanqiu's eyes lit up and nodded.
Lin Li (shy):
"()"
Bai Bufan (calm):
"(.＿。)▄︻┻┳═一"
"Sure enough, flowers still need green leaves." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan.
"Oh my god, why are you two so mean!!"
Bai Bufan never thought that he could be hurt like this.
He wants to create an organization to protect Bai Bufan!
"It's okay, baby. Don't you know that the ugly duckling will not be an ugly duckling when it grows up, but a big ugly duck. Although it will still be ugly, it can be sold for money, so there is a bright future ahead."
Lin Li gently added.
Bai Bufan raised his middle finger, then sneered and began to fight back: "Lin Li, have you ever played chess?"
"Nonsense, I must have played it, what's the saying?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"Then you should know that there are two "dry"s around "handsome" and you can never leave their range," Bai Bufan sneered:
"The wisdom of our ancestors is telling us that the handsome will always be fucked, and there is no way to escape the fate of being fucked for a lifetime, or two at a time!"
"You are miserable, you have been fucked by Wang Ze."
Lin Li, Qu Wanqiu: "... (; ☉_☉)?"
Qu Wanqiu scratched her head, so, so it was "fucked", so all these years, have I been placing the chess pieces wrong?
No! Bai Bufan, you don't Instagram, right!
Lin Li felt a little pain in his butt.
If there are two... it's really too much.
Because he had already taken a taxi on the way here, the car arrived quickly.
Bai Bufan sat in the co-pilot seat of the first person to die in the accident, tears in his eyes, Bruce is the best.
"Xiaojiujiu, urge Dingzi to come downstairs." Lin Li said to Qu Wanqiu after getting in the back seat of the car.
"Okay."
"Master, as stated in the order, go pick someone up first and then go to Pinglu Street." Bai Bufan said to the driver.
"Okay, I know." The driver nodded.
"Thank you, master." Bai Bufan said politely.
"Young people are still polite," the driver nodded again with satisfaction, and then complained to Bai Bufan with a speechless face:
"Kid, let me tell you, several guests I received before gave bad reviews for no apparent reason after getting off the car, which caused my star rating to drop."
"So bad, don't worry, master, I will definitely give you a five-star praise in a while." Bai Bufan patted his chest and raised his chin towards the driver.
Brother!
The driver was overjoyed when he heard this: "Young man, you look average, but you have a good heart! Thank you, by the way, what are you doing on the weekend, going to cram school?"
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Lin Li, Qu Wanqiu: "(ω)!"
"...Ha, haha, no, I'm going to play." Bai Bufan replied with a slightly embarrassed forced smile.
Lin Li and Qu Wanqiu looked at each other, lowered their heads tacitly and began to hold back their laughter.
Master, master.
Is there a possibility that several people you received before gave bad reviews after getting off the car, and it was not inexplicable.
Bai Bufan, who no longer wanted to communicate with the driver, lowered his head to look at his phone.
"Lin Li: Guess what happened in the car just now? @陈雨盈@丁思涵"
Bai Bufan: "..."
Damn it, I don't want to look at my phone anymore.
The school is not too far from Ding Sihan's home, so the car arrived there soon.
"Ahhhh Lin Li!"
When Ding Sihan got in the car from Qu Wanqiu's side, Lin Li felt comfortable instantly when he heard her battle cry.
"Did you even get your hair done?" Ding Sihan clicked his tongue.
"Of course." Lin Li crossed his arms proudly, "Oi, Dingzi, don't open the window on your side. If the wind blows my hair crooked, I'll twist your spine too."
"So leisurely, it seems you're fully prepared?" The threatened Ding Sihan was not annoyed, stopped opening the window, turned his head and asked with a smile.
"There's nothing to be nervous about. It's a matter of course. Just let it go. I didn't intend to make it too fancy." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Don't you need our help with anything else?" Bai Bufan turned around from the front seat and asked.
"Just find a chance to disappear at night," Lin Li said disdainfully, "How can a loser like you help?"
"I prepared Xuanmai." Bai Bufan took out a chewing gum from his pocket: "It can make your mouth cleaner, do you want it?"
"Um... give me two, thank you."
This guy looks average, but he has a good heart!
(End of this chapter)
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