Chapter 329 Ximen Qing's Three Laws Are Still Working
Arrived at Pinglu Street.
It was only eleven o'clock now, which was far from the busiest time for the market, but there were already quite a few people at the entrance of the street, both men and women, young and old.
——"I miss you so much in Pinglu."
Seeing this classic road sign that was not there last night, Lin Li couldn't hold it anymore. Many people were checking in with this road sign.
Then he had to check in as well.
"Goodbye, driver. Be careful on your way. Wish you a prosperous future."
When the online car-hailing service that brought the four people left, Bai Bufan, who had just said goodbye to the driver with a gentle face, suddenly turned cold.
He took out his phone and started to give the driver a bad review.
——"I told you to say that I look average! I told you to say that I have a kind heart! I told you to say that I go to cram school!"
At this time, if you get close, you can hear the clicking sound made by Bai Bufan because he pressed the screen too hard, and the grinning whisper that seemed to come from hell with gnashing teeth.
"Didn't you say you would give a good review?"
Lin Li, who had foolishly taken a photo with the road sign, came over and asked with a smile.
Bai Bufan looked up, smiled, and began to chant:
"As a person who tends to please, I just thought of a way to exercise sincerity and courage.
From today on, when the driver asks me to give a good review, unless the service is really good to the extent that I want to give a good review, otherwise I will directly say, sorry, I don't want to give it, and then get off the car. I
will never say "yes, yes, yes" when he asks me to give a good review, but actually ignore it when I get off the car."
Lin Li: "?"
Oh my god, hello, teacher, he calls Bai classmate.
"Bufan, I am optimistic about you. When 6G comes out, you must be the beneficiary!" Seeing that Bai Bufan had such an awareness, Lin Li patted his shoulder with relief and encouraged him:
"As long as you are also stubborn and say that the purpose is just to make interesting videos, and then go to the open source website to copy some code and say that it is specially written by yourself, millions of fans are just around the corner."
"Okay, I will work hard." Bai Bufan nodded heavily.
Everyone laughs at Cyber Ding Zhen, but everyone wants to be Cyber Ding Zhen.
"Yingbao said she will be here in a few minutes. Let's go buy something to drink first. I'm a little thirsty."
Ding Sihan put down his phone and turned to the three people.
"Okay, let's go." The three people had no objection.
"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, what do you two want to drink?"
The four people walked into the street from the entrance of Pinglu Street. After a few steps, they saw a shop selling fruit drinks and milk tea.
"Yingbao's drink has been sent to me. What about you two? What do you want to drink? I'll order it together."
Ding Sihan asked Lin Li and Bai Bufan again.
"I'm fine with anything." Bai Bufan didn't care. "
I don't drink." Lin Li shook his head.
"Don't drink? Why not? Aren't there all the fruit teas you like to drink?"
Ding Sihan looked at it and saw that Lin Li didn't bring any drinks this time, so he asked in confusion.
"I don't accept fruit tea anymore. They are of low status and shameless. They are too lewd and messy. They don't deserve to go into my stomach at all." Lin Li shook his head.
Ding Sihan: "?"
He started to speak incoherently again.
"What the hell is this? How come you boys even make up dirty rumors about fruits? It's really disgusting!" Ding Sihan was surprised and raised his fist for justice.
"Haha, Huang Yao?
Ignorant people always have inexplicable self-confidence. As the first in the grade, Dingzi, I naturally know a lot of knowledge that you don't know.
Listen carefully to what I am going to say next - oranges are the hybrids of tangerines and grapefruits, lemons are the hybrids of oranges and limes, limes are the hybrids of citrons and grapefruits, grapefruits are oranges and grapefruits, and tangerines are oranges and tangerines...
Do you understand now? The citrus family is basically all hybrids. This kind of hybrid mud-legged beverage -
let me ask you, a fruit drink full of dust, tobacco and alcohol, is worthy of me who smells like fragrant and soft cakes?"
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and the cashier: "(; ☉_☉)?"
Bai Bufan suddenly realized, and his face changed instantly. He looked at Ding Sihan solemnly: "Ding Sihan, don't help me order, I won't drink it either. I suddenly remembered that I am also very noble."
"……"
When the surprise disappeared, Ding Sihan rolled his eyes, then sighed deeply, and ignored the two idiots.
These two should still know to run home when it rains, and they will buy water when they are thirsty later.
Looking at the follower Bai Bufan, Lin Li was extremely contemptuous, sneered, and said jokingly: "Bufan, do you know what I usually use to wash my hair?"
"What?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
"Stancon."
"Oh~~ I know, I usually use egg soup~" Bai Guowei heard the words and immediately followed suit: "I only use this, and it must be the soup made from the eggs laid by the old hens of the Nansang Zhengbai Banner. If I use anything else to wash my hair, I cough!" "
Bai Bufan, Bai Bufan, can you have some opinions of your own?" Looking at Bai Bufan who was still following the trend, Lin Li laughed and scolded with disappointment: "Can you be like Voldemort?"
"Huh? What's wrong with Voldemort?" Bai Bufan was surprised.
"As far as I know, Voldemort is very opinionated and has never been led by the nose." Lin Li gave a thumbs up to express his praise.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Don't say that. Don't say that.
But -
"Voldemort, this bitch, doesn't even have a nose! Who can lead him by the nose?" Bai Bufan roared.
"In fact, sometimes, what others say is what you mean, which is not necessarily a sign of having no opinion,"
Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan were listening to the crosstalk between the two. Hearing this, Qu Wanqiu joined the conversation:
"Yingbao is very soft-hearted. She will buy whatever we say. She will go to play when we say somewhere fun. Do you think she has no opinion? No, she is rich!"
"Is she really so soft-hearted?" But Lin Li seemed to have missed the point and shook his head: "I don't believe it unless she touches me."
Qu Wanqiu: "?"
"Go find her to touch yourself. To be honest, if you say it, whether before or after today, as long as you are shameless enough, she will blush and give in to you, hehe." Qu Wanqiu laughed.
"Okay, find an opportunity to try." Lin Li was very obedient.
"Lin Li, the opportunity has come," Qu Wanqiu glanced at her phone and raised her chin to Lin Li: "Yingbao said in the group that she has arrived, you go and bring her over, we will pretend that we are busy and didn't see the message."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, also checked his phone to confirm, and walked to the entrance alone.
Passing through the crowd, Lin Li searched with his eyes, and then fixed on the figure standing against the stone pier at the intersection.
Chen Yuying was lowering her eyes and swiping the screen of her phone, probably waiting for everyone in the group to reply to the message. Her waist-length hair was curled up in a lazy arc today.
The bangs on her forehead were obedient and fit perfectly, gently dancing in the wind.
The cyan mid-neck sweater wrapped around her slender neck, the cross-body chain bag strap was squeezed up and down on her chest, and the light khaki long skirt was gently wrinkled by the autumn wind, revealing the white curves on her ankle socks.
Lin Li: OVO.
Oh my god, oscilloscope, I always feel that what Yingbao has not said is really big.
Damn, I am losing my temper again, bah bah bah.
There is a saying that there is no lack of beauty in life, but only a lack of eyes to discover beauty.
But Lin Li no longer agrees with this saying. There is no lack of eyes to discover beauty in life. As long as it is beautiful enough, who can not discover it?
Looking around, as long as there is no pedestrian rushing on the road with a strong purpose, regardless of gender, age or young, they will more or less look at the girl.
Helen Keller can be found for three days.
There is a couple group, and the man is secretly looking at Chen Yuying.
Brother, you can't hide the look of liking one person, but you have to hide the look of liking many people.
Why are there still people looking at me? Why are you looking at me? Appreciate Yingbao.
Wait, are the girls in the couple group also looking at me? Oh my god, you two are really made for each other, locked, and wish you 99.
After lowering her eyes and seeing the content of the message that was finally replied in the group chat, Chen Yuying looked up at the entrance and exit. When her amber pupils reflected the boy walking towards her through the crowd, her eyelashes trembled slightly and her eyes suddenly brightened.
The corners of her mouth naturally and unconsciously raised an arc, and the strand of hair that was originally held by the wind and her slid gently.
Chen Yuying also ran towards Lin Li quickly, and after meeting, the two walked side by side.
Chen Yuying's eyes stayed on Lin Li's hair. This change could not be ignored, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth.
"How is it?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows and asked proactively.
"Lin Li, have you gained weight?"
Chen Yuying moved her eyes to Lin Li's eyes and body, tilted her head, and did not answer directly.
"Grown weight? No, my figure is still the golden ratio as always. I am the dream model of sculptors, absolutely perfect, a man among men, a male among males..."
Lin Li has always been shameless. He began to chant like crazy and even did a few fitness exercises.
"But," Chen Yuying's smile became stronger, looking at Lin Li straight and asked:
"According to Ximen Qing's three laws, the greater the mass, the greater the attraction. Your attraction has become greater, but you really haven't gained weight?"
Lin Li: OVO!
Wow, shouldn't such compliments come from your own mouth? Baby, have you even learned this ability?
But, is it so cool to be praised like this?
Yingbao, you must be so happy to be praised like this by me.
As for why it is Ximen Qing's three laws, when Lin Li was telling stories at the sports meeting, he had to give up Newton because of Chen Yuying's sudden appearance.
I forgot this. Go to the kitchen and cook two dishes for the antenna and get another two hundred yuan.
It seems that Chen Yuying also remembered this matter. This encrypted conversation between the two of them made Lin Li's mouth curl up a little more.
It's love! Fun!
"Okay, squad leader, since you said so, I have to gain weight." Lin Li nodded, then smiled at Chen Yuying, giving a peach and a plum in return: "Squad leader, then I feel that you have gained weight too."
"Really? Where?"
Chen Yuying stretched out her hand to tangle her hair, subconsciously standing a little straighter, showing off the clothes that she had carefully matched and dressed up, looking forward to his praise.
Even if it's just a simple word "good-looking", it will make people excited.
"Stomach, I feel like I have a small belly." Lin Li pointed to his flat belly and lied with his eyes open, "Humph, you ate at least three pounds of rice last night, right?"
Chen Yuying: "?"
So it's a literal weight gain?
"No way! Lin Li, you are so annoying!" Angry Yingbao used the Angry Iron Fist.
MISS.
The girl's fist was just tickling.
After hitting Lin Li's shoulder a few times, Chen Yuying turned her head slightly - this was the complete expression of her dislike.
It's okay, she will calm down later, so Lin Li did not repent his sin, but took the opportunity to look at Chen Yuying's profile.
Mainly her ears, white and small.
The earlobes must be icy and soft, but the base of the ears feels like a tree tree. Is Qu Wanqiu lying to herself, a bad thing.
"So Lin Li, why did you go and get your hair done today?" Chen Yuying calmed down in a few seconds, turned around, and asked curiously.
Seeing Lin Li's eyes moving with her left ear, she glared at him again.
Lin Li: "I called my mother yesterday and felt a little sorry for her. I am doing my filial duty."
Chen Yuying: "?"
"The body and hair are given by parents. If I treat my hair well, it is equivalent to treating my mother well." Lin Li explained, "The money I paid for my hair was specially taken from my mother's pension account."
This is his smile.
Oh, filial piety.
"...Auntie, do you know that you are being filial?" Chen Yuying's laughter followed by a sigh.
"Filial piety is a duty, why show it off? I didn't tell her." Lin Li waved his hand modestly:
"Filial piety is like underwear. Everyone has it and wears it, but if someone deliberately wears it outside to show others, then there is a problem - except for Superman, monitor, do you think I am right? Understand the applause."
"Yes, right?" Chen Yuying said a little unconfidently.
But there was no applause.
"That's right." Lin Li smiled lightly, and seeing Chen Yuying's cheeks puffed up slightly, looking at him with a little dissatisfaction, he continued to explain with a smile:
"I passed by the barber shop this morning, and I wanted to experience it on a whim. Who can refuse to make themselves more handsome? Didn't you curl your hair too, monitor?"
A gentleman talks but doesn't act, but Lin Li is a villain, so he started talking.
The ends of the hair are soft and silky, making people want to sink all five fingers into it.
"Okay." Lin Li was right, so Chen Yuying didn't dwell on it.
After walking a few more steps, they saw the three people outside the beverage store. Chen Yuying waved and walked forward.
"Yuying, you look really good today. Where did you buy these pants?"
"I'll send you the link later. It's not expensive, and your set is also beautiful..."
A classic business mutual praise segment.
If a girl had a lie detector on her head when she talked, the world would be very interesting, Lin Li thought so.
"Did you touch it?" Qu Wanqiu came up quietly and said something very perverted.
"No." Lin Li shook his head.
"Is that so." Qu Wanqiu nodded, then shouted Yingbao in a pinched voice, rushed up and held Chen Yuying's cheeks with both hands, moved her fingers dirtyly around her ears, and then looked at Lin Li provocatively. Being
bullied again, Lin Li sighed and pinched Bai Bufan's butt as a way to vent.
Bai Bufan didn't resist. In the future, he should stop playing with Wang Ze. This reaction is not right.
I'm a little disappointed with us.
"Why don't you two drink?" After understanding the situation, Chen Yuying asked Lin Li.
"There must be other drinks here. If you buy milk tea now, you won't have any choice later. It's not good to waste it." Lin Li shrugged and said.
Bai Bufan's eyes widened. So you don't really dislike fruit tea as a hybrid drink. You really have a reason.
"Yes, I think so too." So Bai Bufan nodded heavily.
Ignoring Lin Li's contemptuous gaze.
After buying the girls' drinks, the five of them officially started to visit the market.
The stalls on both sides of Pinglu Street are relatively regular, without any fancy things. The ones that Lin Li found interesting last night were all by the river after leaving the street, where there is a lot of space and many varieties. There
are quite a few stalls selling clothes at the moment, but the girls basically just glanced past without stopping.
It's not that they dislike street goods, but the main reason is that the styles of these clothes don't match them at all. Some are simply fabric stores, and most people who go in to shop are older.
And you can't try on clothes. If you really want to buy something, it's better to go to the mall.
The stalls that can attract girls to stay are those selling accessories, dolls and the like.
"Lin Li, why are you looking at the ground? Don't lower your head, or your crown will fall off."
Bai Bufan and Lin Li were naturally not interested in these things. Seeing that the girls were enjoying their selection, Bai Bufan, who was about to talk to Lin Li, noticed that Lin Li kept lowering his head and asked in confusion.
"I was thinking, there are 70% ocean and 30% land on the earth, so where are the other 30% ocean and 70% land?" Lin Li asked casually.
Of course, Lin Li was not thinking about this, but just looking at the ground to see if there were any other people's property dropped to help his "gold" progress bar.
"30% of the ocean is buried in the soil, and 70% of the land is flooded." Bai Bufan gave a reply.
"Then you are very smart." Lin Li praised perfunctorily.
Then he sighed, holding the payment sign hanging on the tarpaulin, with the WeChat payment code on the front and the Alipay payment code on the back, and said with emotion:
"Bufan, I suddenly miss the time when everyone was still using cash. Now it's all electronic payment. It's convenient, but it lacks a lot of human touch."
Of course, human touch is not important. The main thing is that there is less money on the ground - so far, Lin Li's harvest is a coin, and that's all.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li speechlessly:
"No, Lin Li, even if you are eighteen years old, you look like you have experienced a few years of cash-based payment era. Why are you sitting here mourning the passing of time?"
"Hehe."
However, Bai Bufan looked at the payment code in Lin Li's hand, suddenly pinched his chin, and said hesitantly: "But, hey, Lin Li."
"Huh?"
"Do you think that using the heads of black and white people to build the Jingguan can be made into a payment QR code?" Bai Bufan said.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li was sweating profusely: “Theoretically, it’s possible, but Bai Bufan, don’t you think you’re being a little too cruel?”
“Lin Li, you——”
“——It’s obvious that we only need to use black people’s heads. Their heads are white after the skin is peeled off. Why use white people’s heads? It’s expensive and troublesome.” Lin Li continued to finish his words,
“Spitting knives is fun, spitting knives is fun, as long as the black people are happy~” Bai Bufan
, who wanted to question Lin Li for pretending to be a big shot after hearing the second sentence, was sweating profusely after hearing the second sentence:
“Brother, my problem is that you still have a business mind.”
(End of this chapter)
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