Chapter 330 oi, kid, it feels a bit hot.
Bai Bufan thought that God must be an evil god for creating such an evil creature as Lin Li.
One look at Ding Zhen, and it felt like Jesus needed a thimble to suppress the Lord.
"What a jerk, Lin Li, in terms of not being a human being, the only people in this world who can compare with you are Xier and his Xihai."
Bai Bufan imagined the peeling scene, and then couldn't help laughing and scolding.
"Xier? Not enough." Lin Li heard the words with contempt, stretched out his index finger and waved it left and right: "Bufan, what you said is definitely wrong, you have to know a point of knowledge, any French soldier is four times more cruel than Xier's generals."
"Oh? How do you say that?" Bai Bufan was thirsty for knowledge.
"Xier salute is one hand extended 45 degrees, while the French military salute is two hands extended 90 degrees. Isn't this a very simple math problem? Four spicy crisps can match a Frenchman, and the difference is obvious."
Lin Li shrugged.
As a top student with a score of 150 in mathematics, he was defeated in one glance.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Eh?
"Wow, it's true! Are French soldiers so strong? Their record in World War II must have been brilliant, right?" Bai Bufan was full of admiration, raised the French military salute, and began to jump.
This action made Lin Li laugh. In this way, the Sun Believers are not only the same as the French soldiers, but also better at jumping. Moreover, all the people are like this, so they are more powerful. They
have to be loyal.
The two people were standing at the entrance of the stall, chirping. If any of their words were leaked to the country of bonding and made an issue, they would be sentenced to repeated execution.
When the three girls came out of the shop after shopping, Lin Li asked, "Let's go buy something to eat?"
The five people didn't plan to have a formal lunch today. There were a lot of food in the market during the day, and a group of night market snack carts would arrive in the evening, so today they would just eat and eat all the way.
It was almost noon now. Those who got up early, such as Lin Li, had almost digested everything, and those who got up late, such as Bufan, had not eaten at all.
"Sure." So the girls nodded.
"I want to eat that grilled squid."
Bai Bufan pointed to a stall not far away with white smoke coming out.
"Let's go, if you want to eat, everyone will definitely eat with you."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan lovingly, the most loving episode for him.
It was definitely not because Lin Li wanted to eat it too.
"Have a look, everyone, what would you like to order?"
Business was pretty good. The stall owner and his apprentices or employees were frying and grilling at the moment. After noticing the five people approaching, the stall owner took the time to look up and ask, then lowered his head and continued to work.
"One for each of the three of you, or what?" Lin Li turned around and asked the girls.
Ding Sihan looked at the products and price list for a while, chatted with Qu Wanqiu and Chen Yuying, and waved his hand:
"No need, the three of us can just share one portion of squid, and then have another portion of tofu and shrimp balls. If the two of you want to eat too, then take a spoon and a skewer and share." "Okay
," Lin Li knew that they were not trying to save money but just wanted to save their stomachs to eat other things, so he didn't persuade them. He turned to the stall owner and repeated:
"Boss, three portions of squid, one portion of grilled tofu and grilled shrimp balls, and then one of the squid, after you grill it, can you use a spatula to cut it into small pieces for us and pack it in boxes?"
"Of course no problem, a total of 65. Just tell me after you pay."
The market prices are a bit expensive, but acceptable.
When the food of the previous batch of customers was served, the stall owner cleaned the iron plate, poured the base sauce, and looked up to ask:
"Hello, do you have any taboos, such as chopped green onions, cilantro and onions, and do you want it spicy?"
"We eat chopped green onions and cilantro, but one squid doesn't want spicy food, ask them for the rest."
They had eaten many meals together before, and they already knew about taboos, so Bai Bufan answered immediately.
Bai Bufan can't eat spicy food very well.
The classic theory he told Lin Li before was that persuading people to eat spicy food is the same as persuading people to be gay. No matter whether they like it or not after trying it, they will have a sore butt the next day.
"Lung fog." So Lin Li didn't persuade him, but just expressed his disdain.
"Boss, he's not a waste, he wants it to be super spicy, remember, it must be super spicy, he won't eat it if it's not super spicy enough, hehe." Bai Bufan, who was scolded, didn't refute, but just said to the stall owner calmly.
From the perspective of identity, super spicy food is also worthy of Lin Li, a pervert.
So Chen Yuying nodded slightly behind her, which was considered as approval.
"Let's make the others slightly spicy." Ding Sihan said.
Bai Bufan is not against spicy food, so even though it is slightly spicy, he can eat it if he wants.
"Okay!"
After receiving the information, the squid was served on the iron plate, and instantly there was a sizzling sound of oil explosion, and bursts of white smoke drifted away.
"But, young man, do you really want it to be super spicy? My spicy sauce is secret, and the upper limit is very high. I have to tell you first, don't let you eat it too much."
The stall owner asked Lin Li, feeling that it was necessary to emphasize.
"Ah? So, then I'll just go with medium spicy, not super spicy." Lin Li quickly backed off.
What a joke, being able to eat spicy food and being able to eat super spicy food are two different things. Since the stall owner said so, it's even more unacceptable.
"Okay." The boss nodded, divided the food into three portions, and grilled them separately.
"The iron plate enoki mushrooms seem to be very fragrant, do you want to eat them?" Ding Sihan looked at what another apprentice was frying and grilling, and spoke again.
Ding Sihan has always been like this, wanting to eat everything and order everything, but in the end most of what she ordered ended up in other people's stomachs.
But it's safe to go out with this kind of friend, just ask her what to eat and it's done, rarely making mistakes, and if she does, she'll scold her profusely.
"Forget about the enoki mushrooms."
The dead memories began to attack him, and Lin Li waved his hands repeatedly.
"Haha, lung fog, you don't dare to eat it now." Bai Bufan finally found a chance to fight back and taunted.
Lin Li took out his mobile phone, copied, and sent it.
Bai Bufan glanced at his mobile phone, his face turned pale instantly, and waved his hands: "Wow, Lin Li, you still keep this message, I deleted it after I copied it and sent it to you, damn, I won't eat it either."
Brain, you have to think of something else right now, don't make up your mind!
Ding Sihan: "?"
"What is it?" Ding Sihan was curious.
Bai Bufan blinked, isn't this inappropriate?
He looked at Lin Li.
"Ding Sihan.
" "
Hey." "Ciallo~(∠▽<)⌒☆~" When Ding Sihan looked at him, Lin Li suddenly pouted and winked, and spoke with a pinched throat. He
also clenched his fists next to his cheeks and made a lucky cat gesture.
Ding, Chen, Qu: "(；☉_☉)?"
Bai Bufan: "oO?"
Cute.
Sorry, I typed a few words less, cute. Fuck you.
Bai Bufan had a complicated expression. Can you control your anger, you guys? If you keep doing this, I'll have to get in from behind you.
As for Ding Sihan, his pupils were shaking.
"No!!! Ahhhhhh Lin Li! What are you doing?"
Ding Sihan, with wrinkled features, couldn't believe his ears and eyes. His face was pale, and even his battle cry was a little weak.
"It doesn't matter. What's important is that the content on the phone is even more disgusting than what I just did. Do you still want to see it?" Lin Li smiled calmly.
"... Forget it, I still have to eat." When the disgust suddenly became concrete, Ding Sihan gave up instantly.
Lin Li was too convincing.
Just when he was feeling smug about his intelligence, his arm was poked. Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying, asking softly, "What's wrong?"
"I want to see it more." Chen Yuying blinked and spoke seriously.
Okay, stop spoiling me, baby. I can't help but turn into a stubborn Chen Tianming.
"Then I have to add that what's on the phone has nothing to do with me. You can understand that it's Bai Bufan doing what I did just now on the phone." But it must not be shown to Chen Yuying, so Lin Li replied.
"Oh, then I won't watch it."
Chen Yuying held her fruit tea and nodded gently.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Oh my god, can you two whisper, especially when you say bad things about people, can you speak more quietly.
Forget it, I found that Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu could hear it but pretended not to hear it, and Bai Bufan pretended not to hear them talking.
As time passed, the fragrance became stronger.
The stall owner wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel and let out a long sigh.
The weather in mid-November is not hot, but even in winter, this kind of stall will make you sweat.
Bai Bufan frowned slightly, not because it was unhygienic, but simply because he was confused:
"Boss, you are hot, why are you wearing so many clothes and carrying a bag? Wouldn't it be more comfortable if you put it down?"
At this moment, even though it was very hot, the stall owner was still wearing a coat and a messenger bag, tightly wrapped.
"Oh, I get angry just talking about this!" Hearing this, the boss who had already started brushing the sauce was so angry that he even used a little more force in the action of brushing the sauce: "I tell you, you really have to take good care of your things at the market!"
"What's wrong, is there a thief?" Bai Bufan asked after hearing this.
Performance? Where is the performance?
Lin Li raised his head in response and looked at the stall owner expectantly.
Is there a thief here?
That white silk hero Lin Li volunteered to fight! !
“There’s no thief,” the stall owner waved his hands, but his face was still gloomy: “Damn it, but there’s a psychopath!”
“I went to the toilet last night, and when I came back, I found that my clothes, bag, cell phone and everything else were all gone.”
“I was so anxious at the time, I thought I was robbed, and I almost called the police. I saw there was a surveillance camera at the intersection, so I thought I’d check it out first, but when I got to the street management office, I found that all my things had been taken to the lost and found office!”
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Oh, no, uncle, wait a minute.
Lin Li’s eyes slowly moved to the bag on the stall owner’s body. Hiss… Don’t tell me, you really don’t tell me, it does look familiar, and it looks like the ‘lost property’ I found last night.
“…”
“…”
Damn, am I the one who is crazy?
Yesterday, I was still feeling lucky for this rare ‘big order’, so it turned out that it was not a lost property at all?
“Boss, this is not crazy, maybe the other party just meant well but did something bad?” Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows and asked back.
Bai Bufan is the best friend of mankind!
Lin Li cheered for Bai Bufan in his heart, love you, muah, I will shit a big pile for you tonight, and you can eat it with an open stomach!
"No," the stall owner waved his hand, "I thought so at first, but the staff at the lost and found office must have been tortured by that person last night, so when he met me, a similar victim, he treated me as a tree hole and confided everything.
I only then knew that the guy was looking for 'lost things' everywhere last night. Anything was handed to him, and even a 50-cent coin was dug out of the soil and asked him to find the owner..."
"The staff tactfully told the guy to use it himself, but the guy also added value, saying that he was not upright! I laughed so hard."
The boss shook his head speechlessly.
"It's so funny, there are still such people, how can they be as sick as Lin Li." Ding Sihan, who was also listening at the side, commented sharply after hearing this.
"Indeed, I would believe it if you said it was Lin Li." Qu Wanqiu also teased.
Lin Li: "..."
The two of them really didn't deliberately play tricks after knowing it.
They just had nothing to do and took the opportunity to scold themselves.
"Ah? In that case, it's a bit crazy." Bai Bufan's expression changed very quickly, and he changed sides on the spot and stood on the side of the stall owner.
Damn it. Dog
meat is the most delicious meat in the world.
Lin Li felt that Bai Bufan was sick, and prescribed a Chinese medicine for Bai Bufan in his heart: star anise, pepper, cinnamon, cloves, fennel...
Damn, can this world ever be better? Why is there so much malice towards a pure and kind child like me.
It's obviously a good deed, but I have to be teased like this, Lin Li Yuyu, I need Chen Yuying to kiss me to get better.
At the moment when the stall owner and Bai Bufan began to attack the "lunatic", the lunatic himself began to think.
When the bag and mobile phone were handed in last night, the progress of "Gold" was moving forward, so is the task requirement of returning the stolen goods to the owner a very subjective concept?
Or is it that after stealing something, you overcome your own idea of taking the stolen things for yourself, turn yourself in, and "turn back to the shore", which is also a test of "Gold"?
Damn, you fish by yourself, right?
But it's still speculation at the moment, at least we have to test it.
Bai Bufan is the most suitable victim, but he didn't bring anything today, just a mobile phone and a messenger bag for the power bank data cable.
Now the phone is in his hand and the bag is on his back, so it's not easy to steal.
I'll find a chance later.
"Don't scold, boss, you should feel ready now, right?"
After sorting out the plan, Lin Li interrupted the conversation between Bai Bufan and the stall owner, pointing to the food on the iron plate and reminding him.
"Oh, yes, I almost forgot," the boss stopped talking, "I'll give you the squid first, this one is not spicy, this one is medium spicy, and this box is slightly spicy. The shrimp paste and tofu will wait."
Lin Li took the deflated paper bag containing the squid, and the dark red sauce covered the squid, with a spicy smell, which looked quite appetizing.
"Well, delicious." Bai Bufan's squid was bright red-coated with sweet and spicy sauce. At this moment, he chewed and nodded with satisfaction.
"It's just right, slightly spicy~" The girls also expressed their satisfaction after sharing the food with skewers.
Lin Li was even more excited.
Without hesitation, he immediately took a big bite of the sauce-filled part.
The crispy skin wrapped the chewy tender meat, and the salty and spicy flavor of the sauce exploded on the tip of the tongue and rushed straight into the nasal cavity.
The taste of squid is really invincible, and it tastes good no matter how it is cooked.
The sauce was only slightly hot at first, and Lin Li squinted his eyes and chewed happily, then swallowed.
"Indeed--" Lin Li took a bite and began to chew the second big mouthful, while preparing to express praise.
But before he could finish his words, Lin Li frowned slightly, closed his mouth, and swallowed the saliva that secreted.
Wait, it doesn't feel right.
Why does my throat feel like I swallowed Sister Yu's black silk big feet, which is a bit spicy and burning?
I feel that my mouth, nose, and throat are all a little hot.
After closing his mouth for a few seconds, Lin Li couldn't help but open his mouth and exhale, feeling the tip of his tongue numb, and swallowed the squid meat that he had only chewed half of in his mouth.
"What's wrong?" Seeing that Lin Li only said half of his words, the four asked.
Lin Li looked down at the squid in his hand. Because the spicy taste stimulated the trigeminal nerve, the muscles around his eyes contracted and his eyes half closed: "Hiss, ha-hiss, ha-woji, this is a bit spicy."
"Is it true? We are just right for the mild spiciness, is the medium spiciness so spicy?" Ding Sihan questioned suspiciously.
If it was Lin Li, the doubt was reasonable.
And Chen Yuying also pursed her lips, her little face was tense, and she tilted her head slightly to look at Lin Li, as if trying to find a clue, and then looked down at the fruit tea in her hand.
This guy... deliberately didn't buy water, and didn't let Bai Bufan buy water. The reason, it wouldn't be for the performance now, so that he could trick him into drinking it later.
What an evil Lin Li.
Chen Yuying stretched forward the hand holding the fruit tea slightly, so that he could snatch it away "super casually" later.
"I'm a little surprised too. Damn, how can this have such a strong aftertaste?" But Lin Li was really wronged this time. He was so spicy that he was hissing and slurping his saliva. He looked at the stall owner:
"Boss, is this really just a little bit more spicy than mild? It doesn't taste like it to me." The
stall owner: "☉_☉..."
Hey.
The stall owner looked at Lin Li with a guilty conscience and disbelief, and slowly confirmed: "Young man, so... you just wanted medium spicy? Not... strong spicy?"
Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"
"I don't want it! I don't want it!" Lin Li, who originally wanted to save face and restrain his instinctive reaction, stopped acting completely this time.
——It's too embarrassing to be called medium spicy, but it's not shameful to call it strong spicy.
It turns out that my fucking spicy is strong! It
's beyond the scope! !
Brother, the first and fourth sounds, 135°, are a full three degrees of spicy crispness!
The girl and Bai Bufan were stunned at first, then burst into laughter.
"Damn it, why is this sauce red with black in it? Damn it, I said that guns are banned in China, but why do I feel like my mouth is burning after being hit by a bullet! Hiss——"
Lin Li degenerated into a monkey, swaying on the spot.
"Water, I need water! Fuck, Bai Bufan, why don't you buy water, you idiot!"
Bai Bufan: "?"
Hey, you...
"Squad leader! Water!"
Lin Li retreated and asked for the best.
Chen Yuying smiled and handed the fruit tea in her hand to Lin Li.
It turned out that this time it was real, and he was misunderstood.
"Boss, do you have a straw?" Lin Li looked at the stall owner.
"Yes, yes." The stall owner found a straw and handed it to Lin Li.
Lin Li immediately inserted the straw into the fruit tea and took a sip with all his lung capacity. The cold fruit tea entered his mouth, and Lin Li felt a little more alive.
The new straw was not because he disliked Chen Yuying's, but because Lin Li still had hot sauce in his mouth. If he used Chen Yuying's straw, she would not be able to drink it properly, as it would taste different.
- Super thin Lin Li.
"Thanks, boss." After taking another sip, Lin Li exhaled hot air and thanked the stall owner.
Facing Lin Li's thanks, the stall owner's expression became more complicated.
In fact, he had something else to say that he was too embarrassed to say.
Just now... when he was applying the sauce, he was talking to Bai Bufan about the psychopath last night.
He was a little too obsessed, so when he got emotional, he regarded the squid he was applying the sauce on as the psychopath, and applied it a little bit fiercely and forgot about it.
So this squid, if nothing unexpected happened, has actually exceeded the level of heavy spiciness, reaching the abnormal spiciness of his own family, and may even be abnormally quadratic, abnormally abnormally spicy.
And his own hot sauce is specially made, this... is indeed a little bit spicy.
Alas, at that time, I subconsciously thought that I applied these hot sauces to the psychopath who took my things last night, so that he would cry and feel revengeful. But now I came to my senses and realized that I accidentally hurt the innocent child in front of me.
I'm sorry, kid.
It's all that psychopath's fault. If I see him, I will stuff a perverted spicy squid into his mouth!
"Kid, this is my problem. I didn't hear you clearly. How about I grill one for you again..." So the stall owner said with some guilt.
The cost of the squid is only six yuan. Lin Li and his friends bought so much, so it's not a loss to give one away.
"So-" Lin Li was about to answer.
He paused again.
Oh.
On the system panel.
The progress of "fire" is moving forward.
Lin Li: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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