Chapter 331: In terms of naming, the two of them have always had something to offer,
aren't they buddies?
At this moment, the progress of "fire" is indeed moving forward, although the speed is slow, but it is much faster than when a cigarette butt burns oneself.
So... Lin Li had to come to this conclusion: Is the abnormal type of tempering the body of the fire element and the gold of returning the lost property, that is, eating spicy food?
Feeling the burning spiciness still coming from the throat, you have to say, it's really hot.
Facing this raging fire, Lin Li, who was once scolded as a Korean by the funeral home staff, couldn't help but be possessed by the Korean soul at this moment, and shouted:
"Ah, put it out! Put out the spicy and numb!"
It was numb, the task was the task, and the spicy was really spicy.
Why is the heavy spicy food at this stall the same as the abnormal spicy food, damn.
"Child, don't eat it, throw it away, I'll get you another one." Seeing that Lin Li was so spicy that he could speak a foreign language, the stall owner immediately said after hearing this.
"...Actually," Lin Li, who had not planned to eat it, sighed inwardly after noticing the change in the task, and looked up at the stall owner:
"Boss, no need, I'm fine again, this is just like that, and if I don't eat it, I can only throw it away, what a waste."
For the task, even if it's Ole Gei... your mother, Ole Gei is not okay, the system dares to let him Chishi, Lin Li dares to give up the task.
But now he just wants to eat spicy food, so after Lin Li finished speaking, he took a third big bite fiercely.
What made him happy was that the progress of "fire" immediately accelerated at this moment, and the positive and negative feedback was timely.
But the feedback in the mouth was also more timely.
Stall owner: "..."
Is it really not spicy?
Then what does it mean that you eat a bite of squid and drink three sips of water? Are you born to love drinking water?
"Is it really not spicy?" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu laughed and expressed the stall owner's thoughts.
Lin Li gave a thumbs up: "Yeah!! Not spicy!"
"It's OK if it's not spicy. However, Lin Li, I have a question that I have wanted to ask you for a long time. What color lipstick did you use today? I like this color. I want to buy one too." Ding Sihan really wanted to laugh, so he asked maliciously.
"Who the hell is wearing lipstick? This is because the weather is too cold, stupid." Lin Li hissed, but did not forget to despise.
Ding Sihan covered his face and laughed softly when he heard it.
"Lin Li, don't be so stubborn. If it's really too spicy, just throw it away. It's okay. This kind of waste is not shameful~"
Chen Yuying stepped forward and patted Lin Li on the back. Seeing that his facial features were wrinkled, she also smiled, but tried to hold it back and said in a gentle voice.
"Don't worry, squad leader. I can actually eat spicy food. When I was a kid, my mom bought the wrong milk powder. She bought chili powder and mixed it with water for me to drink for three years."
"I wasn't prepared just now. I feel like I can eat a hundred sticks now. I feel like this strong spiciness gives me a feeling of Guangdong Qingshui hot pot. Slowly soak in, slowly soak in, understand? I'm considering whether to eat abnormally spicy food."
Thank you Lin Li for still giving him the plane with a hard mouth.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but when he was hard mouthed, Lin Li felt that his progress increased faster.
Chen Yuying blinked when she heard it. Auntie is too careless.
"Lin Li, I support you not to waste, but you should use a paper bag to wipe off the hot sauce in front of you and don't eat it. It should be much better."
Bai Bufan suggested cheerfully.
"Do you mean to rub it and then not go in? Bai Bufan, you are ruined for saying such a thing."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with disdain, and at the same time, he licked a mouthful of hot sauce as if he was licking a poisonous dagger, as a counterattack.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Sometimes, even Bai Bufan finds it difficult to understand Lin Li's logic.
If Lin Li were to be a wall-facer, it would be perfect... Damn, no, if Lin Li were a wall-facer, he would definitely ignore the Trisolarans first, and use the rights of a wall-facer to torture himself.
It's unknown whether the Earth can be saved, but Bai Bufan feels that he will definitely not be saved.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, but Bai Bufan was a Dalmatian after all, and soon he had an idea. He glanced at his phone, then stepped forward and asked Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, can you give me your seat?"
"Hmm?"
Chen Yuying was a little surprised why Bai Bufan asked this suddenly, but before Bai Bufan answered,
she took the initiative to move aside and give up her seat. To be honest, she was a little bit against them.
- Just kidding, if Bai Bufan really wanted to grab it, she would get angry and grab it back.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Li, who was still fighting wits and courage with La, looked at Bai Bufan in confusion.
My brother's sweat must not drip on my back.
In the past, I was half-hearted in trying to get into Nantong, but today, I really can't. Today, my virginity is still useful.
Bai Bufan said nothing, but moved his position as Lin Li turned around, keeping his position behind Lin Li.
Lin Li looked at him like an idiot.
But when Lin Li's Adam's apple rolled, and he was obviously ready to swallow, the calm was broken.
"Mamba elbow! Little bee elbow!" Bai Bufan suddenly used his elbow to elbow Lin Li in the middle of his back, about the position of the diaphragm.
Lin Li: "?"
"Cough cough!" Lin Li suddenly felt a tightness in his chest, and then he couldn't help but started coughing.
Everyone, when you choke on something very spicy, the taste is...
strong, no need for more salt!
In an instant, Lin Li only felt that the capsaicin in his mouth was all running around, reaching various delicate places that had never been ravaged before.
It's so spicy!
There's a bang, no, it's the first time there! !
"Fuck! You and I didn't get it, cough cough, I didn't get it, cough cough TAT!" Lin Li coughed and wailed.
"Hey, it's true, elbowing this position when others are eating can really make people choke, give this answer a thumbs up." Seeing that it was useful, Bai Bufan looked at the phone excitedly and praised it softly.
As for whether Lin Li would choke to death, firstly, Lin Li chewed it before swallowing it, so it would not block the respiratory tract, and secondly, if Bai Bufan's phone was switched to a different page, he would see the next page was the Heimlich maneuver.
——This is called being prepared.
Hearing Bai Bufan's "talking to himself loudly", Chen, Ding, and Qu were silent at first.
Then, in the background sound of Lin Li coughing, the three people lowered their heads and trembled.
Lin Li may not be a human, but Bai Bufan is really a dog.
This is too cheap...
As for the victim Lin Li, he was really hurt by Bai Bufan's actions this time - his eyes were wet!
"Damn Bai Bufan, you bastard, you are like freshly washed clothes that have not been folded or hung up, and the hanger is wet!" Lin Li cursed with red eyes, full of emotions.
"Hehe, 啾咪~Ciallo~(∠▽<)⌒☆~" Bai
Bufan, who was insulted like this, just copied Lin Li's actions just now, repaying evil with kindness.
"..."
Chen Yuying looked at this scene with a complicated expression, and sighed with some relief.
If it was this kind of scene, it would be a good thing that I didn't see what Lin Li and Bai Bufan were passing on their mobile phones. If I had seen it, I would not be able to eat.
As for Lin Li: "...☉_☉."
So disgusting.
Bai Bufan is also a dead treasure who is not afraid of boiling water.
"Tianji Mirror", let me ask you something, the "No Rain Tomorrow" you told me would not be as speechless as it is now.
But of course Lin Li would not really be angry with Bai Bufan because of this elbow strike. Although jokes between friends can only be called jokes if both parties find them funny, Lin Li and Bai Bufan both have low sense of laughter.
They all don't think highly of me, but I am the worst.
"Squad leader, please don't leave my back to others in the future, okay?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying.
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.
"Be good, pat your head."
"Who will pat you?" Chen Yuying didn't know that Lin Li was playing a joke on Da Bing. Upon hearing this, she immediately turned her eyes away and took a half step back, with her lowered eyes looking forward to it.
——Although she took a half step back, she was still within the range of Lin Li's hand.
It's a pity that Lin Li was so spicy that he didn't understand the romance.
"Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss..." The fruit tea in Lin Li's hand, which was squeezed out of the bottle shape, made a sad cry, and what went into Lin Li's mouth through the straw was only intermittent air.
It burned out, leaving no ash, only pale air.
So he just finished it. Why did he drink it with Chen Yuying's straw just now? Wouldn't it be fine if he just drank it with Chen Yuying's straw?
Lin Li decided to be a thick Lin Li from now on, and never be a thin one again.
"Here, do you want more?"
Ding Sihan was afraid that Lin Li would be killed by accident, so he took out the straw from his fruit tea and handed it to Lin Li.
"No need for now, I'll try with some ice cubes."
Lin Li waved his hand, opened the plastic film on the fruit tea with his fingers, and poured an ice cube into his mouth.
He chewed it with a crunch, and the taste was a bit like Bai Bufan's skull.
Ice and water are really fire-fighting weapons.
The spiciness in the throat became acceptable.
It was saved. Seeing that there was only a quarter of the "heavy spicy" squid left in his hand, Lin Li walked to the trash can next to the stall and threw it in.
After being choked like this, he really couldn't continue to eat it.
Lin Li did not forget to observe the system. The progress of "fire" was completely stagnant in an instant, even though the body still had the "lingering sound" of spiciness.
But it was good. The failure of the quenching did not set back. Lin Li could accept this result.
The reason for discarding it was that Lin Li realized that there was no need to be stubborn. Now that it was confirmed that spiciness was the abstract completion method of "fire", there was no need to rush.
It is completely possible to complete it after the preparation is more complete.
Even if the system only recognizes this teppanyaki squid shop and thinks it is the only "wild quenching", it doesn't matter. The market activity lasts for more than a week, and the shop will still be here in the next few days.
"Boss, I'm sorry, I really can't eat it, so I can only waste it." Lin Li apologized to the stall owner who saw his finished product being discarded.
"Child, wait a moment, I have to grill another one for you, don't refuse!" The stall owner was moved and in tears.
To be honest, there is no harm without comparison.
Yesterday, the staff said that the psychopath who stole his bag and went to the lost and found last night was also a tall, handsome and good-looking young man, but it is obvious that there is a gap between handsome guys.
Look at this gentle and considerate child, and then look at the crazy psychopath last night.
How can there be such a big gap in this world?
Because I have to wait for the teppanyaki tofu and shrimp paste anyway, I repeatedly refused several times, and seeing that the stall owner insisted, Lin Li gave in to him.
"Squad leader, your fruit tea is completely gone. Tell me what you want to drink later. Bufan said he's treating us today."
Lin Li patted Chen Yuying's shoulder, squeezed the empty plastic cup in his hand, and said with a smile.
Chen Yuying nodded.
Lin Li was a little puzzled.
Why is Chen Yuying suddenly a little unhappy?
Well, not to say unhappy, but it seems that some small things did not meet expectations, so that now she is a little "happy in a gloomy state."
"Who said I treated you?" Bai Bufan heard this and turned his head to look over immediately.
His eyesight has deteriorated to the point of no return - he can't see the money when he opens his wallet.
Damn, does anyone understand that kind of despair? I haven't checked the balance for a long time. I calculated and felt that there were only more than 300 yuan left, but when I opened my wallet, the balance was 16.21.
Oh no~ It's over~
Even in this situation, Lin Li still covets his melons and two dates. Is he really a bad person?
"Bufan," Lin Li smiled and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder, pointing to the treetops above his head:
"You know, when I was choked just now, I realized a truth. Our life is actually like a big tree."
Bai Bufan pondered for a long time, holding back his laughter, and looked at Lin Li expectantly:
"You mean, even if you are born in a steel jungle, you can still grow green flowers? Even if life is spicy, you have to bloom different fireworks?"
"No," Lin Li smiled, his hand gradually moved from his shoulder to his neck: "I mean, life is like a big tree. As long as you chop it with an axe, it will die. What do you think?"
Bai Bufan: "..."
Oh my god, the chicken used in this chicken soup for the soul was not bled, why does it taste bloody.
"Squad leader, drink as much as you want, I'll treat you." Bai Bufan immediately changed his words.
Lin Li saw Chen Yuying smiling again, and that little bit of unhappiness disappeared, great.
After getting the iron plate tofu and shrimp balls, the five people left the stall and continued to move forward.
Lin Li also ate the real medium spicy squid in his hand.
After eating, he understood the task a little more thoroughly.
Medium spicy is obviously less helpful to the task than heavy spicy, and when Lin Li said to Bai Bufan, "Medium spicy is also a bit spicy", the speed slowed down again - being stubborn will indeed affect the result.
Passing the trial decently, at least decently, is a better tempering.
At the same time, when Lin Li finished eating the squid, the progress jumped a little at the moment of eating - passing the "complete trial", which should also help the task.
These theories should also be applicable to the other three unfinished elements. When you complete them later, pay attention to these details and you can complete them faster. When
I came to my senses, the girl walking in front was attracted by a new stall and had turned a corner.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed.
This time it was a small stall selling pets. The stall owner was an aunt, surrounded by cages, and a puppy that looked not very old was sleeping at her feet.
The stall was not big, but it sold a lot of pets, including chicks, ducklings, rabbits, puppies, and cat food (for hamsters).
Perhaps because they knew each other, the stall next door was selling aquatic pets such as goldfish and turtles. Although the two stalls used two tarpaulins, they were connected.
A large number of chicks and ducklings packed in foam boxes were chirping non-stop.
The person who could buy and raise them was very impressive. Anyway, Lin Li raised one to death when he was a child, and never bought one again.
"Rabbits are so cute." Ding Sihan sighed as the girls surrounded the cage of the rabbit that was eating.
Lin Li added a piece of knowledge after hearing this: "Rabbits eat red stones, and they eat their own."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"They may even get sick because of problems with their own stones." Lin Li continued to add, and then looked at Ding Sihan with a smile: "Is it still cute?"
"Okay, okay, don't say anymore, stay away from me!!" Ding Sihan couldn't help it.
Being disgusted by the girls, Lin Li had to go to Bai Bufan again.
Perhaps it was because of the attraction between like and like, Bai Bufan was now teasing the stall owner's puppy.
"Lin Li, let me tell you, I was in my hometown..." Noticing Lin Li approaching, Bai Bufan raised his head and introduced.
"You were also like it in your hometown, lying next to your mother, right?" Lin Li interrupted and continued.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"I wanted to buy osmanthus flowers and carry wine together, but I couldn't catch up, and there was no dog to travel with," Lin Li patted Bufan's shoulder to comfort him: "Bufan, don't reminisce, hug, don't cry."
"Your mother!" Bai Bufan scolded with a smile, "I mean in my hometown, my grandmother also raised such a dog, a giant, all pure black."
"Auntie, what's the name of this dog?" Bai Bufan then asked the stall owner.
"It's called Xiao Hei, a genuine five-black dog, born to a dog at home. If you want it, take it for 400 yuan. It's been vaccinated and dewormed." The stall owner immediately began to sell it.
"Oh, oh."
Bai Bufan nodded. Of course he didn't buy it, but he leaned towards Lin Li and lowered his voice:
"What a rustic name, Lin Li, guess what I called the dog in my hometown. Hint, the name doesn't contain black, but it can reflect black, and it is very fashionable."
"Oh?" When it comes to this, Lin Li is excited. Since it is very fashionable, first exclude the intermediary, so Lin Li gave the answer: "Black?"
"Too rustic.
" "Inner dog.
" "Too vulgar.
" "Bruce Wayne."
"Its parents are still alive, and how can it have four legs when it comes out of the alley? The conditions are too untrue."
"Mamba?"
"No, no, don't guess in this direction. How could I give a dog a human name, and it's not out of date." Bai Bufan shook his head, looking more and more proud.
"…"
"Lin Li, I don't think you'll ever be able to guess it in your lifetime. The name is quite long, you may not even be able to remember it." Seeing Lin Li silent, Bai Bufan chuckled.
"Remember? Does that mean I should know this name?"
"Yeah."
"…"
"Give up, I really can't think of it."
Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan's answer would not be too anthropomorphic, but after thinking hard, he really couldn't guess it.
Sometimes, even Lin Li found it difficult to understand Bai Bufan's logic.
If Bai Bufan were to be a wall-facer, it would be perfect… Shit, no, Bai Bufan would definitely ignore the Trisolarans first when he was a wall-facer, and torture himself with the rights of a wall-facer.
It's unknown whether the earth can be saved, but Lin Li feels that it will definitely not be saved.
"You tell me."
Bai Bufan smiled like Wang Yousheng in the Sword of Light, and announced the correct answer: "I call it "気高き聖女は白恫染まる". "
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"What are you mumbling, I don't understand, Japanese? "
Bai Bufan smiled, took out his phone, and sent the text version to Lin Li.
"It also has a Chinese name, "The Proud Saint Who Dances with White Light." " While sending it, Bai Bufan explained with a strange smile.
Lin Li: "(≧﹀≦)! ! "
Sorry, sir, there was no Chinese translation team just now, and I couldn't recognize you due to the language barrier.
Thanks to the forbidden comics Chinese translation team.
He tried to hold back, but he couldn't help it at all. Lin Li punched Bai Bufan on the shoulder and couldn't help saying: "Fuck, that's very dark and foreign. This name is wonderful. People who understand it will know that it's very dark, and it's not a human name." It
's really dark and beastly.
"Hey, Lin Li, now I have a question to ask you. My little black beast has another name. Do you know what it's called?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Teacher, this time I really know," Lin Li smiled and looked at his phone, ""Silver Language Dyed by the North Capital", right? "
That's right~"
The two of them were enjoying themselves in their own world, not knowing what the world was like.
At this moment,
the stall owner looked at the two young children who were laughing and shouting in front of him, with a question mark on his face.
What are these two kids saying?
Do you want to buy a dog?
Xiao Hei, bite them!
(End of this chapter)
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