Chapter 332 Peppa Pig tattoos, applause for social people
When Lin Li and Bai Bufan left the world of black beasts, the girls had already gone to the next door.
"How come you picked it? Are you really going to buy it?"
The two walked up and saw that Ding Sihan really asked the boss for a plastic viewing box and started to choose.
For boarding high school students, there is nothing good to raise here.
"Give it to my niece to play with. I promised her before." Ding Sihan replied.
His niece already has one at such a young age, and Ding Sihan is also an old man.
"A girl actually chose a turtle instead of a goldfish? It's worthy of being your niece. There's something." Lin Li asked.
I always felt that Lin Li was scolding me, but Ding Sihan still rolled his eyes and said: "With my niece's personality, she can't change the water regularly. It's better to raise a turtle. At least it will die later."
"Then wouldn't it be better to change the fish regularly?" Lin Li shrugged.
Those who raise fish know the famous one-three-five-seven rule.
Feed once a day, change the water every three days, clean the tank every five days, and change a batch of fish every seven days.
"That's because I can't afford it." Ding Sihan said disdainfully, "Okay, shut up and don't interfere with me picking a turtle."
"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan lowered his voice and poked Lin Li at this time.
"Hmm?"
"Something touched my heart, and suddenly I thought of a question. Lin Li, you said that the avatars that couples agree to change together are called love avatars, and the avatars that best friends agree to change together are called what?" Bai Bufan asked.
No wonder he lowered his voice.
As for why seeing the turtles can touch my heart and think of such questions, Lin Li can only say that Bai Bufan is like this, it makes sense.
"You can't even answer logic questions? How are you going to pass the civil service exam in the future? That's called a love head, and this must be called a girl head,"
Lin Li also lowered his voice and spoke his mind. After answering, he asked back:
"Bufan, now it's my turn to ask you, what are the avatar frames that girlfriends who use girl heads to play games call?"
Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes, his expression serious:
"Hiss, let me analyze it, the avatar frame, the avatar frame is a circle around the outside of the girl head... Could it be that!! Masaka!! Is - thin skin!"
"Congratulations, you got it right!"
Lin Li snapped his fingers, his eyes shining.
"Then you have to be circumcised."
The two of them laughed, and the group of girls who noticed it looked disgusted and helpless.
Although I don't know what to talk about, it's definitely right to stay away.
"Oh my god, Lin Li, is that little red dot on the avatar apricot disease? Damn, I will never chat privately with people who change this avatar again. It's scary to think about it. No wonder everyone says there are too many dirty things on the Internet. It's true!"
Bai Bufan is a quick learner and quick to draw inferences. Suddenly, he patted his chest with a pale face, trembling with fear.
Lin Li's smiling face suddenly had no expression☉_☉.
The voice instantly became normal volume, and the tone was also very calm: "Uh... Bufan, you don't have to worry about this. No one will want to chat with you privately, especially girls."
"If you take the initiative to find them, you deserve it. As the saying goes, don't be afraid to do it, and don't do it if you are afraid - of course, I mean cheating."
Bai Bufan: "...(;☉_☉)?"
Eh? No? Buddy? We are talking about perverted topics, why did you mention reality potion?
Perverts are just playing with reality, right?
"Lin Li, just wait! I've got a truckload of bread men to take care of you!" Bai Bufan was furious.
Look, he's anxious again.
Ding Sihan quickly picked out a relatively active little turtle, asked the stall owner about the closing time, and paid the money, but then handed the ornamental box to the stall owner and asked him to put it away.
It's inconvenient and unnecessary to carry it all the way. After confirming that the stall closes very late, you can just come back to get it when you go home.
"Have you chosen a name for this turtle?" Lin Li asked Ding Sihan as they walked outside.
Bai Bufan, who had discussed the name of the black dog with Lin Li, looked over and carefully recalled his own experience. He had never seen any anime related to turtles.
Is there a book for Ninja Turtles?
Forget it, people can't, and can't.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ding Sihan seemed to think that Lin Li suddenly asked this, and there must be nothing serious, so he asked very vigilantly.
"If you haven't chosen one yet, I suggest giving the turtle the surname Wang." Lin Li said, "This will make the turtle look very smart, because he will find patterns, much smarter than Bai Bufan, and a good candidate for the civil service exam."
"..."
A long silence.
When the few people finally reacted, she only felt that this autumn was a little colder, and her expression was complicated.
"...What do you mean? I don't understand." Qu Wanqiu frowned, not understanding the logic.
She only remembered that there was a turtle that only hit black on the Internet, which was suspected to be an internal training video of the FBI.
"Finding a green turtle is not to find a pattern, but to find a turtle that has greened its meaning, because the surname is Wang, it is the next door Wang among turtles." Chen Yuying smiled and explained to Qu Wanqiu.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
"Squad leader, explaining a joke will ruin the joke. Look, Jiujiu can't laugh anymore, it's all your fault." Lin Li was very disappointed when he heard this.
This is a joke that should have made people laugh.
"What kind of joke can make people laugh! I will deduct money for the homophonic pun!" Qu Wanqiu complained.
"Then do you know why turtles live so long?" Lin Li always ignored these words and immediately spoke again.
However, the three of them tacitly did not answer and walked forward along the street.
It's bad, being isolated.
"Bufan, then do you know?" Lin Li could only look at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan nodded and said calmly: "Because of Guilinggao."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
The two were silent for three full seconds, and then -
"Hahahaha -" The two began to laugh without emotion, exaggerated and fake.
Hearing this laughter, the girl in front didn't turn her head back, but just walked faster.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
"Collect." Lin Li made a gesture of collecting in a music conductor, and the two stopped laughing instantly, lowered their heads, and quickly followed the girls.
...
When Yudai River appeared in the field of vision, the five people had already walked outside the street.
But this does not mean that the shops here are going to be visited. In fact, because the area outside the street is large and the restrictions are small, there are more and more complicated shops here.
If it was so easy to finish shopping, the five people would not have come here after ten o'clock. It is only noon now.
Things like small carousels and inflatable castles for children to play, including shooting stalls and goldfish stalls for night market games, which have no place to be placed on the streets, are all here.
Therefore, there are more people here, and it is more noisy than on the streets. Occasionally, you can see some children of medium size running around here in groups, laughing and talking.
"When I was a child, I thought the inflatable castle was really big, but now it seems that I can walk around it in a few steps."
Walking to the side of the inflatable castle, Qu Wanqiu sighed with emotion as she heard the roar of the blower and the shrill and crisp laughter of the children above.
"Yeah, I didn't dare to play when I was a kid," Ding Sihan said with a smile, "I always felt that if someone stabbed it, it would explode and I would fly up. I was scared."
"My mother didn't let me play when I was a kid." Lin Li also sighed, "I always felt that if I stabbed it, it would explode and the unlucky guy on it would fly up. I was looking forward to it.
After I told my mother, she beat me up and strictly prohibited me from playing."
Ding Sihan: "..."
When I was a kid, I was afraid of people like Lin Li! No, this kind of dog!
"It's a pity that your mother didn't beat you a few more times." Ding Sihan complained.
Of course, in fact, the inflatable castle is not so fragile. The surface material has a certain strength and wear resistance, and it is quite difficult to puncture it.
In addition, the boss will conduct a simple body search on every child who enters, reminding them not to bring sharp objects. As for adults, this kind of inflatable castle on the street is not allowed to enter at all, and they can only watch and wait on the side.
And the blower has been blowing all the time. In fact, the castle in front of me may have "leaked" somewhere, but it is not enough to cover the cost, which is harmless.
Moreover, if there is a big cut, the interior will be divided into several air chambers, so only a small part will shrink, instead of collapsing all at once.
"Seeing this, I also remembered the days when I was a bad boy." Seeing that the three of them were all sighing, Bai Bufan, who had no opinion, also sighed.
But when he sighed, the eyes of the four people were instantly focused on him.
"You are the only one who was a bad boy?" Lin Li sneered, "Why, you have a tattoo of Peppa Pig on your body, so you are also a social person?"
Wait!
Oh my god!
When his thoughts diverged, Lin Li's expression changed and he became a little disgusted. He solemnly decided that he would never allow his descendants to be doctors!
Too terrible.
It has nothing to do with Bai Bufan.
It's just that Lin Li suddenly thought that doctors decades later may have to face a bunch of old ladies with silver tattoos on their bodies.
Wow, just thinking about it makes me chuckle.
"Is this true, Bai Bufan, you were a delinquent? I can't tell at all," Qu Wanqiu didn't mock him at all, she just spoke out of curiosity, then shook her head with a bit of amusement:
"It's a bit outrageous to say, when I was in junior high school, I actually thought delinquents were very handsome."
"Bai Bufan, how come you are a bad boy? You are as thin as a stick insect. I feel like if you fight, other bad boys will pick you up and use you as a weapon." Ding Sihan was also surprised.
Bai Bufan, Lin Li: "?"
Is he so aggressive? Lin Li was ashamed of his weak attack just now.
Fortunately, he is no longer a stick insect, otherwise he would be injured by mistake.
Bai Bufan, who was besieged by everyone, twitched his mouth slightly, and was silent for a long time. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle to prevent tears from flowing down. There seemed to be a story in his eyes:
"I was indeed a bad boy."
"It's a memory that I can't bear to look back on."
"That year was only the first year of junior high school."
"I'm less than 1.4 meters tall. The doctor said that I didn't eat properly and was diagnosed with malnutrition--"
Lin Li, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yuying: "?"
No, wait.
Damn it! Your bad boy is a malnourished boy?
Sharp! Return the money!
"The reason I saw the inflatable castle and thought of this is that theoretically, I can't play on it at my age, but because I'm malnourished, the boss can't tell my age at all and still allows me to play. I was moved to hear you reminiscing."
Bai Bufan continued in a sad voice.
If I had known earlier that I was not a bad boy, I would have received less scolding.
"I'm sorry, Bufan, I blamed you wrongly."
Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder, and then pushed him in front of Qu Wanqiu: "Jiujiu, your favorite bad boy is here, do you like it? Hmm? Speak."
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
The words are too dense.
"I said it, it was in junior high school, and now I'm sober." Qu Wanqiu lowered her head and smiled.
Even if you're not sober, it's hard to like this kind of bad boy.
"But, Bai Bufan, is it true? You were so short in the first grade of junior high school, are you so tall now?" Ding Sihan was puzzled here.
Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan, but didn't explore it. It's reasonable for people like them to compile their lives like "Pirate King Luffy" on Zhihu.
"It's really true. After I corrected my eating habits, my height started to grow," Bai Bufan shrugged. "And I also think it's outrageous. You may not know that I was only 1.72 meters or 1.73 meters tall when I graduated from the third year of junior high school."
Bai Bufan stopped here, but everyone else present knew that when school started, Bai Bufan was already 1.8 meters tall, one of the tallest in the class.
Nearly ten centimeters in three months.
"I only grew in height but not weight. I'm so envious," Ding Sihan sighed, "Why am I so disappointing? What kind of physique is this? I get fat even if I drink water."
"Uh, Ding Sihan, you know best whether you only drank water, haha," Lin Li said suddenly, "It's okay to lie to others with this kind of words, but don't lie to yourself."
Ding Sihan's face, which was still sighing, suddenly stiffened.
Then the next second, Ding Sihan broke his defense and was furious: "No! Lin Li! Are you sick?! What will happen if you say less?"
"I will say less."
"Go to hell!"
Although he couldn't kick Lin Li and leave a dirty mark today, a few hits wouldn't be too much.
The two of them circled around Chen Yuying again.
When Ding Sihan gave up, Lin Li, who had his hands on Chen Yuying's shoulders, pressed down and asked curiously:
"Squad leader, why don't you feel any emotion at all?"
"I can't help it, because I didn't play this when I was a child, and I really don't feel any emotion." Chen Yuying, who had been smiling all the time, turned around to explain after hearing this.
"So it's because you don't have a childhood..." Lin Li's eyes were like the twilight filtered through the church's colored windows, like the thin ice that was about to melt in early spring, with restrained pity and extreme tenderness.
Then he walked towards the inflatable castle:
"Things that you don't get when you are young will eventually trap you for life, but the sooner you get them again, the less harm you will suffer. Monitor, wait, I will use my money power to clear the field for you, so you can go up and have fun."
Chen Yuying: "?"
Lin Li's eyes made her feel comfortable.
But these words didn't sound like something a human could say.
Who wants to play this...
After clearing the field, go up immediately, what kind of fun is that? All the children and parents will look at who is so crazy, and lose face, right?
"I'm back!" So Chen Yuying could only quickly grab the back of Lin Li's clothes and pull him back.
"I just don't like to play."
She emphasized quickly.
"That's right, Lin Li, don't be crazy. Yingbao wants a castle, why do you have to find an inflatable one? Isn't it better to find a real castle?" Ding Sihan also smiled and spoke at the side.
It seems to be like this.
Wow, your childhood and my childhood seem different.
Alas, Lin Li realized only after he grew up that this lyric might have been sung to the audience in "Home with Kids".
Liu Xing's family lived in a high-end residential area in BJ. In the early 2000s, there were computers and mobile phones at home, rich dishes every day, and Haagen-Dazs and Lego, high-end snacks of the time, were always in the refrigerator.
It was indeed different.
By the way, speaking of high-end...
"Bufan, did you hear that? Do you have the urge to jump?" So Lin Li asked Bai Bufan with a faint sense of death.
Bai Bufan nodded sadly in cooperation.
"Then go ahead, take my share and jump together. This is our passionate bond." Lin Li was overjoyed when he heard this, and pushed Bai Bufan to the river.
It satisfies the contradiction of wanting to jump into the river but not wanting to jump into the river.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Wait a minute! If I'm the only one jumping, then I won't jump! I don't want to be a younger brother like Qu Yuan!!" Bai Bufan regretted it.
As for why Bai Bufan said that.
Because according to unofficial history, after Qu Yuan jumped into the river, the second to last sentence he left in the world was "I drowned in the river"~
If you want to ask what the first to last sentence was, it was "Gulu Gulu Gulu"~~
It should be a tribute to the most shitty work on Steam, "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum".
In the end, Bai Bufan still didn't jump.
Several people walked around the inflatable castle and continued to walk forward.
Ding Sihan finished his fruit tea, so he walked to the nearest trash can instead.
Everyone noticed a little boy.
At this moment, he stood a little stiffly not far from the trash can, his eyes fixed on a little girl who was drinking milk next to the trash can.
The reason why the girl came to the trash can to drink was because she was about to finish drinking. When the little girl's straw made an empty sound, she put the milk carton on the trash can.
After the little girl left, the reserved little boy immediately ran over, picked up the milk from the trash can, and put it into his mouth.
The pupils of the five people were shocked.
I didn't expect that in this era, there are still such pitiful children.
It really makes people feel sad.
What you don't get when you are young will eventually trap you for the rest of your life. Of course ,
he said this to Chen Yuying as a joke, but it may become a real example in front of him.
Therefore, Lin Li hurriedly lowered his voice and asked everyone around him: "Does anyone have cash on you? Lend me some and I will pass it to you later?"
"I have."
As a boarding student, he still has cash and other things prepared, so Bai Bufan took out a fifty-dollar bill from his pocket and gave it to Lin Li.
Lin Li walked forward and prepared to give the fifty to the child.
However, when Lin Li took a few steps closer, he saw the little boy put the inflated milk carton on the ground in front of him with a smile on his face.
Lin Li: "?"
No?
Wait!
Big fool! What are you doing!
Run! !
At this moment, Lin Li turned into a long queue of people. When he saw the grenade thrown on the ground, he quickly retreated.
As expected, the child did a long jump, then jumped on the spot and fell down suddenly! !
"Bang!!!"
The milk carton exploded, making a loud noise. Many passers-by looked over here curiously.
Fortunately, Lin Li retreated in time, and the remaining milk in the milk carton did not splash on him who was dressed up carefully today.
The little boy was satisfied and ran away.
"..."
"..."
Lin Li returned to the four people who were holding back their laughter, and was silent for a few breaths. Finally, he spoke:
"Is there anyone who wants to beat the child? Together?"
(End of this chapter)
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